Fighting Chicken of Du Bodyguard's House

The whole day's gathering of relatives was supposed to be a harmonious scene of showing off and flattering each other, but because Master Ji repeatedly provoked disputes, everyone's usual hidden quarrels surfaced, and Master Chicken not only hated Du Xiao , and even for relatives like my uncle who are very friendly to Du Xiao, his combat effectiveness is simply jaw-dropping.

Du Xiao finally understood why the Zhou family always messed up the cups and plates after a family dinner. Compared with the tornado-swept scene of the Zhou family, the uncle's house was nothing.

When it came to the final farewell, the relatives were faintly divided.

The relatives who had been protected by Young Master Ji looked at Du Xiao with relief, patted him on the shoulder and said, "You kid is doing well outside, after all, you have been a soldier. It's different from other people's wild ways. In the future What do you plan to do?"

Du Xiao didn't understand what it means to be different from Ye Luzi, but the other party was very friendly, and he couldn't be too silent, so he answered honestly: "I plan to set up a security company by myself."

Young Master Chicken: "Huh?!"

Why have you never told me such an important thing!Don't you want to be my bodyguard?then what do I do!

"It's good to start a company, be your own boss, feel at ease. If you marry a beautiful daughter-in-law and come back, you will be a winner in life!"

Du Xiao: "..."

The purpose of starting a company is to marry a wife, although I don't have much hope yet.

Young Master Ji didn't understand the painstaking efforts of his bodyguard at all, nestled in his arms sullenly and pecked at his hard chest.

Du Xiao's muscles suddenly tensed up, and at the same time, he remembered that Young Master Ji had pecked his chest and ears several times on the way back.

When I lifted my foot, I saw a few relatives who had been bullied by Young Master Ji gossiping together, and found that their eyes were a little dodgy or even fearful when they looked at me, so I subconsciously listened carefully.

"Why do you think the chicken that Du Xiao brought back is so evil? Couldn't it have been transformed by some monster?"

"It's a feudal superstition in what age. There are robots these days. What's so special about electronic pets? Write a few programs in advance, and it can do whatever you want it to do. The one my grandson plays... loves crazy mobile phones. I can chat with people!"

"I don't think Zhang Limei is playing tricks. It must be that kid Du Xiao. They say that honest people are rotten when they are bad. Usually, they can't make a fart with three poles. They cheat people secretly. Look at us. Aren't you going to be recruited?"

"Yes, the fake chicken must have been prepared by Du Xiao long ago. I heard that he was a leader outside as a bodyguard, and he was paid an executive's salary. He also has many retired comrades scattered all over the world. There must be a well-developed intelligence network, otherwise how could he know so much about our privacy?"

"That's right! He even knows about my dog ​​stealing diapers. Does he control some satellite monitoring system? Just like that...Google Maps?"

Listening to their increasingly outrageous guesses, Du Xiao could only: "..."

Now I finally understand what it means to be a soldier, so different from those wild people. Even the satellite system can be pulled out, and the imagination is beyond imagination.

Lying in his arms, Young Master Chicken was rolling with laughter: "Clack, cluck, cluck!"

Mother Du pointed to Du Xiao's chest: "Today is too much. I don't want to keep this troublemaker. You can take it back after the New Year. If you like it, you can keep it. If you don't like it, you can throw it away. I have to go to grandma's house tomorrow. Good for your chicken."

Du Xiao: "...um."

I didn't intend to let you raise it.

Young Master Ji squibs in an instant, huddled in Du Xiao's down jacket to fill up quail, and thinks dejectedly: Ma Ma doesn't like me anymore, the difficulty level of marrying into the Du family has suddenly increased a lot...

The family walked out of the intersection and was far away from the uncle's house. Madam Du suddenly turned around and reached out to fish, grabbed Master Ji into her arms and hugged her, and at the same time let out a strange laugh: "Hahahahahaha! Today is so happy! Shame on me! My son is amazing! And the chickens are amazing!"

Du Xiao: "..."

Mom, I can't stand you like this.

Young Master Ji, who was held high by Mama Du, was so happy that he was dizzy.

Oye yeah yeah!The difficulty of attacking Du Xiao has been reduced again!I will try to please Mama like this tomorrow!

That night, Young Master Ji slept very peacefully and didn't make any fuss at all. After all, he doesn't know whether Du Xiao likes men or women, and he didn't find a chance to call his father for advice, so he could only obediently keep his original shape and hide under the covers Pretend to be a very pure chicken.

Besides, he barely slept the night before, and he was already sleepy to death.

Poor Du Xiao was teased inexplicably, and his self-control plummeted to a negative value. He used to be able to control his abnormalities when bathing him, but now he can prop up his crotch with a little distraction. Was teased into a hungry ghost.

Du Xiao felt that his virtue was too unbearable to look directly at, and he suffered while enjoying it, and because Master Ji was in the same bed, he couldn't even toss and turn, and he almost became a coffin board.

At dawn, Young Master Ji crowed on time after sleeping refreshedly. After waking up, he followed Du Xiao to grandma's house to pay New Year's greetings with high spirits.

With Mama Du's pampering, Young Master Ji has achieved a lot. In the next two days, he was held in Mama Du's arms almost the whole time when he visited relatives and friends, which shows how precious he is.

Young Master Ji lived up to expectations, and within a few days, it created a sensational effect of "talking about Du Xiao's discoloration".

Mother Du would read novels even if she had nothing to do. She is a more emotional woman. At this time, she began to give full play to her imagination, patted Father Du's arm and whispered: "Don't talk about it, this chicken is really wicked. I understand, I can talk about everything, I am very human, and I especially protect our second child. Do you think it was transformed by a beautiful female goblin, and came here to repay our second child? "

Du's father is not surprised by her imagination: "Everyone says this is an electronic pet."

"Fart! Where did you plug it in?" Mama Du curled her lips, "I just checked carefully, it's a real chicken."

Young Master Chicken nestled in Du Xiao's arms suddenly sneezed like a rooster, and continued to roll over after the sneez: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr- sherling...almost being torn to pieces by Mamamy playing with him, sometimes pulling his neck and sometimes pulling his wings and sometimes pulling his feathers and sometimes his tail , It's so scary, I thought I wouldn't live to see you...

Du Xiao, who had no idea what he was going crazy with: "..."

Du's mother was still counting all kinds of evidence to prove her speculation, but was suddenly interrupted by Du's father: "Even if it is a goblin, it can't be a banshee."

Mama Du has never been able to tell the sex of birds and poultry, and domestic chickens have to wait until they are fully grown to tell the difference. Now she is a little uncertain when she hears him say: "The fur is so beautiful, it should be a banshee."

Du's father told the truth: "The Duxiong peacock with its tail open."

Mama Du: "...that makes sense."

Papa Du: "Oh, by the way, this chicken has a name."

Mama Du: "What name?"

Du's father: "Young master."

Mama Du: "..."

A few days of vacation flew by in a hurry, and it was time for the return trip in a blink of an eye. Du Xiao began to pack his clothes, and while he was packing, he glanced at the young master Ji who was jumping around in the suitcase from the corner of his eye.

Mama Du brought over a big bag full of snacks: "Take these and give them to the young master on the way."

Du Xiao: "..."

little master?

Mother Du glanced at him: "Isn't the chicken's name called Young Master? What is it called?"

Du Xiao glanced at Young Master Ji again: "...Zhou Zhan."

Young Master Chicken slipped his paws on the storage bag and fell to the sky.

Fuck!Got caught!Can I deny it to the death!

Du's mother was puzzled: "Why is your surname Zhou? This is our family's pet, of course it must be named Du! Oh, I remembered, it turned out to be your boss's pet, but since I gave it to you, I will give it to you." Change your surname to Du." As he spoke, he took out a piece of dried meat and shook it at Young Master Ji, "Du Zhan, come here."

Young Master Chicken turned over and stood up, happily running over.

Mother Du said: "Okay, it agrees."

Du Xiao: "..."

When Du's mother left, Du Xiao hugged Young Master Chicken who was eating happily at the butcher shop to the cabinet and looked at him at the same level as him, and said, "Master, should I buy one ticket or two tickets?"

Young Master Chicken continued to eat with his butt facing him.

I'm just a chicken and I can't understand anything.

Du Xiao: "That may be because I'm thinking too much. If you're not the young master, I... plan to keep you for my mother to raise."

Master Chicken's tail exploded: "!!!"

What the hell are you talking about!You are threatening me!Du Xiao, you have changed!

Du Xiao looked at his exposed chicken butt: "..."

Young Master Chicken angrily finished eating the jerky: I don't believe you dare to keep me here!

Du Xiao turned and went to the kitchen: "Mom, I don't have time to keep pets there, why don't I keep this chicken at home."

Young Master Chicken chased after him with flapping wings, jumped on his head and stomped hard: "Clack, cluck, cluck!"

Du Xiao bastard!Bastard bastard!

I!real!yes!look!wrong!you!up!

Mother Du was pleasantly surprised: "I thought you were reluctant to part with it, so stay here! I promise to raise you well!"

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh no!I want to go with Du Xiao!

Du's mother continued: "Du Zhan is so amazing, can you video chat? How about I pull a network cable at home some other day, and I will video chat with you every few days."

Du's father nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes."

Du Xiao: "..."

I don't quite understand what my parents think, I haven't pulled the network cable for myself for so many years, and now I want to do it for a chicken...

Seeing that they were talking seriously, Young Master Chicken frantically pecked at Du Xiao's hair: "Clack, cluck, cluck!"

I am so angry!I am so angry!

Du Xiao raised his hand to block it: "There are bacteria in the hair."

Young Master Chicken switched to pecking at his shoulder.

Du's father said: "It's good to stay. I'm going to retire soon, so I can teach it to speak more. It can't learn a few words from your boring gourd. Your mother still hopes that it can cultivate into an adult."

Du Xiao: "..."

I don't understand my parents anymore.

Mother Du said: "It happens that Ping Pong also has a playmate, and the house is lively."

Young Master Ji was so frightened that he flew up and hit his head on the ceiling, then screamed and fell into Du Xiao's arms.

Du Xiao touched his chicken head nervously: "Does it hurt?"

Young Master Chicken jumped up and pecked at his chest, angrily said: "Asshole! Asshole! I have no clothes to wear!"

Du Xiao's whole body froze for an instant, and after a while he said in a hoarse voice, "Actually, I'm not busy there, or I'll take it away."