I made my fortune 108 times by breaking up with Wayne

Batman was on duty at the watchtower today, and he saw the boy in the small town with a tangled face. When the boy found him approaching, he looked like a person who doesn't like spicy food. avoid.

Batman raised his brows high, recalling all the things that might cause Superman to be abnormal, and quickly locked on the target. "Clark." The alliance consultant not only did not reflect on his consumption of friends, but also said as a matter of course: "Batman has his own private life."

Having trouble cosplaying with your girlfriend?And I don't plan to play with her when the soul and body are fused-oh, it's okay to play at that time, but the little girlfriend is not allowed to use her beautiful voice to call Superman.

Superman Simple Town Boy Clark: "..."

"B, you know, I've been paying attention to your heartbeat and voice..."

He heard Batman say "Superman, you shouldn't be like this" yesterday, and his heart beat immediately, from "someone pretended to be him to attack Batman" to "Could it be that Batman discovered something, had a paranoid attack, and misunderstood him", his mind was full of cranky thoughts , rushed to the scene... Okay, the league consultant and his little girlfriend are playing a game of "Superman Blackening".

The god on earth split apart on the spot.Red from neck to ears.

Ra, Rao, why did you bring me along for fun! ! !

You don't even consider my feelings!The chairman of the alliance is full of complaints.

Batman sat down, picked up his cup to drink water, and said in a surprised tone, "You haven't gotten used to it yet?"

Even in a place like Gotham, when he went on night patrol, he could occasionally hear the broken cries of the woman, flirting with the man and saying to him: "Honey, they always say that Superman is a perpetual motion machine, but you are braver than Superman I'm much more capable~" Usually, the man will be greatly encouraged, and the situation of conquering the city is harder than before.

There must be more than one family that uses this kind of taste to promote the relationship between husband and wife.

Compared with what he discovered occasionally, the gods in the world should know more.

Superman covered his face, "Your words are correct..." He has indeed heard a lot of similar sentences.After all, in order to save people in time, he set "Superman" as a key word within the range of super-hearing reception, and then, sometimes, young couples would use him to play for fun--people secretly hide in the room to play by themselves, and he also Can't stop it.

It’s okay to compare him with him. I’m most afraid of encountering the man’s cos Superman. After going to bed, his girlfriend will say “Superman, you’re great”... The boy in the small town feels that he is really difficult. Forced to unlock all kinds of shame play.

Why do most people think that the gods in the world are really gods, and the gods don't care about those trivial things at all.

The corners of Batman's mouth curled up, and then flattened quickly, "So, it's just a script, why, our Sun God can't tolerate even this little filth?"

Superman sized him up several times, then suddenly put his arms around his shoulders and raised his eyebrows, "B, you wouldn't... be unhappy that she played me?"

Batman was adjusting the equipment with his back turned to him, and when he heard what Superman said, he turned his head, and the surprise in his voice was more than before: "What's going on in your mind?" He said, "Boy, if my words accidentally stab you You, please just say it straight, after all, I am different from Diana, I do not seek to tell the truth."

It's a pity that Superman has already seen through the sullen and awkward heart under the dark exterior. The chairman of the alliance gave a short laugh and took out his mobile phone, "You said it yourself."

Batman looked down at the batarang he was playing with in his hand, and the cold instrument danced between the fingers of the black glove like flowers.

Superman got through the contact number Misty left for him, and opened the public release by the way.The girl on the opposite side asked cheerfully, "Hello? Hello, who is it?"

Superman looked at his silent partner, suppressing the smile in his voice, "Missy, I, Superman."

"Teacher?" There was a rustling sound of clothes rubbing against each other, and the person on the other side seemed to sit upright immediately, "Suddenly made a phone call—could it be that aliens invaded the earth again, Chaoying was short of manpower, and they called for my help?" You can hear it through the phone The seriousness of her words.

"No. I was a little surprised when I saw the script performed by you and your boyfriend, so I contacted you."

"what……"

Fearing that the student would roast himself, Superman's eyes curved into a smile: "It's okay. It's just the first time I know that you like me so much. It's... well, surprising."

The man laughed softly, and his deep voice was transmitted from the microphone hole of the mobile phone to the ear of the girl opposite. The starlight from the universe swayed on his gentle smile, as if the person opposite belonged to the love of his life.

Of course, Superman is gentle with anyone who isn't a villain.Batman thought calmly, and started counting his inventory of certain things by the way: one kryptonite, two kryptonite, three kryptonite...

"It's normal to like the teacher." The girl said frankly, "The teacher is gentle, generous and kind. It's a sunny day for us to embrace. It's hard for anyone to hate you."

Batman: Four kryptonite, five kryptonite, six kryptonite...

Superman originally only intended to tease his partner, but accidentally triggered such a "confession", he smiled, and then raised a bigger arc, and the stars embellished his joy, "I helped you make a battle suit, and my The uniform is made of the same material, I'll bring it to you later, and you can wear it whenever you want to play Superman."

"Hey! Then I will belong to the officially authorized cosplay from now on!"

"Yes."

"My God! How lucky I am!"

Batman listened quietly.Seven kryptonites, eight kryptonites, nine kryptonites... Forget it, counting like this is too troublesome, try again——

One storehouse of kryptonite, two storehouses of kryptonite, three storehouses of kryptonite...

"As for whether you want to wear it to fight, it's all up to you. And, your acting skills are really beautiful, Missy, although your script makes me a little ashamed, but its tension really shocked me. It's like 'Superman' I was really tormented by the love I couldn’t get, and the madman became like I didn’t even know him.” Instinct gave himself a crazy warning, Superman accepted it as soon as he saw it, and immediately ended the topic, “My dear masked girl, I look forward to seeing The day you put on a grand show for the world."

After saying goodbye, Superman looked at Batman and blinked narrowly: "B, for the sake of my authorization to your girlfriend, please don't hit me."

After a pause, his tone was sincere: "If you must fight, go to the training ground. You can imitate a dummy with my strength as your opponent."

Batman couldn't take it anymore: "...Go get your uniform."

Misty hung the Kryptonian uniform on the wall.

When Superman made this uniform, he really put his heart into it. The materials he chose were all bulletproof, waterproof and fireproof.After all, while the Kryptonian's skin defenses make it immune to most attacks, the clothes aren't—it's not like a fight where the uniform is riddled with bullet holes, or burned to the point where only a few pieces of fabric remain.

The long cape fluttered from the back of the uniform, which was almost the same as Superman's red cape, flying like flames.

- the color of hope.

Misty stroked the red cloak and sighed: "Can I really just use it for cosplay with peace of mind?"

Can't do it at all.

If she wears it, it must be when she decides to join the Justice League.

Forget it, let's not think about this for now.

Misty calls her boyfriend: "Surprise time, honey!"

The boyfriend's sweet voice came: "Then I hope I can get more surprises like this, dear."

In the watchtower, Flashman was taking out snacks from Batman's belt, happily feeding himself, when he heard the dark knight making a very...not Batman voice, the potato chips stuck in his throat unexpectedly, "cough cough cough cough cough--"

Misty: "What sound?"

Batman glanced at Flash with disapproval, and after he said "ok" to indicate that he would mute, he continued to tell Misty in the voice of a big boy in love: "It's okay, people in the club. He eats Accidentally when I was eating potato chips, I was bending over and coughing."

While speaking, he tapped the computer steadily with his fingers, and the shining blue light shone on his cold mask, as if... oh, sorry, Flash thinks that their alliance consultant is Jingfen.

Misty: "Do people in your community like to eat fried food like potato chips? How about I order a takeaway to go to your place? Potato chips, French fries, potato grids, potato cakes, chicken wings, chicken legs, chicken nuggets Chicken strips, deep-fried and thirsty - Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Dr. Long, Rodeo..."

The Flash swiped past Batman, "Lovely lady, can I have it!" After saying a word, the person had already completed seventeen or eighteen laps around Batman.

Misty was startled by the sudden appearance of the stranger on the microphone, and her eyes were bent into crescent moons by the excited voice of the other party, "Of course, Mr. Gluttony." It feels...Match Malone's friends are not difficult to get along with.

Batman: Stare at—

The Flash's winged earmuffs shook uncontrollably.He squatted down and raised his head: "Batman." Three seconds ago, Batman just hung up the phone, "Look, your little girlfriend is so kind to help you deal with colleagues, if you reject her, even if the Flash There is no way to catch up with the embarrassment of people."

Batman's tone did not fluctuate: "Then, while solving the embarrassment, at the same time, solve the delicious food?"

"My God, how can you describe it in passing?" The Flash blinked, "It's clearly your girlfriend's wish."

Oh, so his girlfriend's heart is divided by you, right?Batman leaned against the side wall with his chest folded, watching his comrades share the snacks indifferently.

The address Batman had previously prepared for the bag company, before the food lost its deep-fried crispiness, the Flash brought it to the watchtower with his speed.

"Bat, you're cold, I never thought you'd have such a warm-hearted girlfriend." Green Lantern——Because the cosmic currency that the Green Lantern Corps pays is paid, it can't be exchanged for the earth's currency, and it has been struggling for a long time. Green Lantern, puffy cheeks stuffed with crispy fried chicken nuggets, "She's such a nice guy, I love fried food - is this a Justice League employee benefit?"

Batman: "No, my perk. You're incidental."

Green Lantern corrected him: "My friend, can you use a nice word? Like... dipping light?"

"Hey, Batman, your girlfriend gave it to you." The Flash found a beautiful little gift box from another bag, and the level of exquisiteness must have nothing to do with the take-out box-it's even sprinkled with gold dust!

Green Lantern sighed: "The taste of rich people." If he was going to give his girlfriend a gift, at most he would sprinkle pepper on it.

Batman took the box and went to the empty room very stingily to enjoy the love of his girlfriend.

Inside the box, a Jurassic Park ticket sits in the center of a square of red velvet.

The date printed on the bottom of the ticket is the day after tomorrow.

He had mentioned casually before that there would be no work the day after tomorrow.

This is the real surprise time.Batman curled his lips.