I made my fortune 108 times by breaking up with Wayne

"Pfft." Misty held her boyfriend's face and kissed his eyes, "Let me see, let me see, when did the animal trainer's blue eyes turn green?"

The man closed his eyes, and pulled his throat tightly to form a slender line: "Because it suffers from green disease."

Misty put her hands around his neck, with a smile in her eyes: "Then I will burn all Shakespeare books for you, so that you will die and heal yourself." She easily caught this stalk.

thegreensickness, green disease, Shakespeare's phrase for "envy."

She explained: "I don't deny that I love Superman Mu Qiang, but I actually only treat him as an elder." After all, he is a mentor, "Don't you think he has the feeling of a generous elder? I have any special thoughts about elders. .”

Baby Bruce snorted, "The generous elder? It's just a small town boy."

Misty smiled and kissed his face again, knowing the subject was over. "Baby, do you actually like the animal trainer?" There was a lot of novelty in the surprise, "I thought he appeared occasionally and didn't have many fans."

Bruce raised the corner of his lips, and there was something in his words: "Yes, I like him very much. There are so many people, but I like him alone."

Misty stroked her burning ears, and didn't notice that he used "human" as a pronoun, not "superhero".

Comic show is very lively, and Superman does have the most fans. Misty has seen seven or eight "Superman" passing through the crowd, posing for pictures with Superman's classic akimbo pose, or doing some ambiguous behavior with other characters, causing There were bursts of wolf howling.

"I'm going to get something." Misty raised her eyes and looked somewhere, her tone suddenly excited, "Just wait for me."

Bruce glanced over there, vaguely aware that it was some activity props, and couldn't figure out the reason for her excitement, "Okay." With Chester's hair color and armor, the person sat on the side of the road with the helmet in his arms.

Just as Misty left, a passerby came, glanced at his attire, and said casually, "Brother, do you like animal trainers?"

Bruce looked up, "Yeah."

Although the passers-by dressed up as Captain America, they didn't see the captain's calmness and introversion at all, and winked instead: "I saw your girlfriend dressed as Superman, why, don't you also eat the sun god and the knight who was kissed by the sun god? This pair of Lalang is really a good match, especially their looks are also top-notch!"

"No." Bruce picked up his helmet and got up, with a calm voice: "I eat two knights." Walking towards his girlfriend.

The girlfriend noticed that he was going in her direction, and waved livelyly: "Come on!" She tugged the rattan of the prop in her hand, "Honey, I want to try the bundled play of Superman and Animal Tamer! "

Bruce stopped in his tracks, looked down at the green cane in her hand, and said in an unclear tone, "Superman and...an animal trainer?"

Misty is completely unaware of the sense of crisis—even though she plays Chester, at this moment, she completely separates it from herself. "That's right!" Misty said enthusiastically, "Have you ever browsed a certain big hand-painted picture circulating on the Internet? It's just... Chester is bound by rose vines, and Superman looks down at him with his arms folded. Especially Beautiful, blackened captivity with 1 words made up in the brain, can't get what you ask for, fall into dark sadomasochistic love."

Baby Bruce: "Blackening? Imprisonment? Unable to ask? Sadomasochism? Love?"

The girl's eyes lit up: "That's right!" She acted like a baby: "Honey, let's try it!"

Bruce narrowed his eyes to look at her, and said slowly, "Okay."

"You like bondage, of course I want to satisfy my girlfriend..." His light and slow tone seemed to whisper affectionately in his ear, "Wish."

"Honey, you're so kind!" The girl kissed him happily.

The people next to him hesitated to speak.

Miss, I think your boyfriend's words... I'm afraid not only want to satisfy your wish of cosplay pornography, do you want to coax him well first?otherwise……

Misty didn't think about Match Malone being jealous at all—she didn't even know that Chester's vest was all over the place.Therefore, she can still push her boyfriend to change into regular clothes without any burden, tie him up with vines with roses, and even say to herself: "Turi's animal trainer's eyes are not covered with vines, but After blindfolding, other senses will be more sensitive, and you can clearly feel the encroachment of the god of the world's cool palm... Cough cough cough, it must be more exciting."

Bruce pursed his lips, his eyes darkened: "Will you be bullied and cry?"

The boyfriend doesn't mind this, and is even willing to drive with her, which is great!Misty answered happily: "For sure! The corners of her eyes were slightly red due to forbearance and restraint, and she let the other party go with a hoarse voice, and found that she actually groaned, pursing her lips in shame and anger, ah, after all, tame The character of the beast master is unlikely to cry and beg for mercy, that fits Chester's personality."

The man laughed lowly: "Not necessarily."

Misty thought carefully, and frowned in confusion: "What's the basis? Superman's physical strength like a perpetual motion machine? Seven days and seven nights of non-stop sex|love? But, I still think it's broken."

"Well, why don't you yell at Superman, wait for him to come over, and ask him face to face?"

Misty smiled and tapped him lightly, "You're making trouble with me."

The boyfriend raised his eyebrows, neither denying nor affirming.It looks very much like the default.

"Quick! Let's start!" As soon as the voice finished, Misty restrained all the excitement and excitement, and Bruce played with his girlfriend, half kneeling in a good manner.

Misty stared at the knight who was forced to humiliate and kneel down with blue colored contact lenses, "Do you want to run?" Even the voice became a superman's voice, but it was slightly lower than the clear and peaceful tone of the Son of Light , more blackening means.

People passing by stopped.

"It's amazing! There are false sounds!" There must be a lot of people watching the excitement, and even more people set up their mobile phones to take pictures and record videos.

Bruce ignored the people around him, pursed his lips, lowered his eyes, and said a hoarse voice in line with the situation: "Superman..." Although he felt that according to the script, it was more logical to call Clark or Carl—Superman's Kryptonian name , It's a pity that you can't bully the chairman of your own alliance, "You shouldn't be like this."

"Oh?" Misty pinched his chin, lifted it up, and forced him to look at her, and deliberately pressed the man's lips with the other hand, rubbing out the lustful red, "You dye me black , pulled me from the sky into your arms, now blame me?"

Bruce controlled his body to tremble slightly, his lips groaned quickly, and was immediately restrained by the knight of the kingdom.

"Sure enough, this place is still so sensitive." Misty reacted very quickly to improvise with her boyfriend, and squeezed out a low smile from her throat, "My love."

The onlookers encouraged: "Kiss me! Kiss me!"

Misty grants their wishes.The voice was hoarse: "You wanted to run first." He leaned over and bit those two thin lips hard.

... Hey, why is it also mint flavor?

Misty didn't think too much about it, after all, more people use mints to clean their mouths than sea water.

What's more, the whistles and praises around her made her focus on finishing this dark plot seriously, especially, her boyfriend resisted and struggled very cooperatively, and the angry flames in her pupils almost ignited her.

"You really brought me too many surprises." It was already night time after coming out of the comic exhibition, Misty walked with his fingers hooked, shaking his tightly held hands, "No one would play roles with me before. play."

"I'll play with you and stay with you all the time." The blue eyes staring at her seemed to merge with the stars in the sky.

Misty just smiled at him, didn't speak, didn't respond.

Bruce sighed.He knew that it was not so easy to lure people home.

——His girl is subjectively unaware of her feelings for him.

Bruce changed the subject: "Eating a hamburger?"

They packed hamburgers, chicken fries, and ate and talked in front of their cars.

Misty was curious: "What did you think yesterday, you actually took me to the orphanage?" Going to the orphanage on a date, what a silly behavior!

The boyfriend was embarrassed: "I used to go to the orphanage as a volunteer. At that time, I planned to take you to the place I am most familiar with, and I haven't taken other girls to the place."

Moreover, according to what he later investigated, in order to avoid him, Miss Mystery spent a year working as a doctor in the field, and the orphanage moved her more than those romantic dating sanctuaries.

The girl seemed to add a few tablespoons of sweet honey to her smile, "What did you do before?"

Wanting to understand the past is the basis for starting to be serious.

Bruce: Fight|fight gangsters, catch mental patients, and work with Zhenglian to prevent alien invasion.

Match Malone smiled shyly: "Just... exchange fighting skills with martial arts enthusiasts, care for the mind and body of the mentally ill, watch the stars with club members, and look for traces of aliens."

Misty nodded: "Sounds fulfilling."

The man followed her and nodded: "It's really fulfilling."

Misty: "I'm a vagrant for the time being. After all, I have enough savings. Recently, I'm thinking about whether to accept my supervisor's invitation to join his research group."

Bruce smiled: "Why don't you try? Maybe you will meet something good."

Misty was about to speak when footsteps sounded from far and near. The two chose to kick the leftover hamburger/french fries packaging bag on the ground to the bottom of the car. I couldn't help laughing.

"We did bad things together." Misty snickered and bit her boyfriend's ear.

The boyfriend coughed, with a serious face: "Honey, what are you talking about, did something happen just now?"

Yes, they didn't litter, and they didn't have the fear of being seen and reported, a fine of $300 to $1000, and jail time or up to a year of community service.

The visitor has dark blond hair, a white man, tall and tall, wearing a suit, and the bow tie is a relatively high-end technique. Similarly, there is also the characteristic of a large bow tie.

He seemed to be afraid that Misty and the others would be afraid, so he politely asked the way to a certain hotel from a little distance away, "Because of a mistake, my mobile phone fell into the lake, and I couldn't contact others." He said distressedly.

After receiving Misty's guidance, he thanked him earnestly, walked away, and when he disappeared into the shadows, the dark blond man remembered the scene he saw kicking up trash, and frowned in disgust, "What a rude couple."

Misty and Bruce didn't hear each other's comments clearly, and after they left, they pulled out the subconsciously guilty, ruined packaging bag from the bottom of the car, and looked for a trash can to throw it away.

As for Misty's answer, in her deliberately avoiding it, nothing came of it.

The author has something to say:

Kicking the packaging bag is a meme. In the comics, the master ate the takeaway wrapping paper all over the floor, kicked it under the car, and pretended that nothing happened.

The thing about worrying about the punishment for littering in the article was added by myself. I don’t know what the original master thinks.