I made my fortune 108 times by breaking up with Wayne

Superman: "I don't think so!"

Batman: "I think so."

Superman: "B, Dick respects you so much!"

Batman replied calmly: "It is because he respects me that I should do that. Even if she is my wife, I will not make an exception."

Superman forced his super brain to calm down: "Is there something wrong with his wife?"

"I don't know." Very Batman candid, "She likes Bruce Wayne..."

"Hiss—" Superman felt as if he was involved in something that he, a simple, small-town boy, shouldn't know.

"However, she didn't understand herself. She thought it was a longing. In fact, she just moved herself."

Superman: "What after...?" He kind of craves a taco and listens as he eats.

Batman gave him a cold look, "Then, I decided to tie the knot for them, either, the wife finds true love and Dick divorces her, or the wife realizes Bruce Wayne is a jerk, gets disappointed in him, and lives with Dick .”

Superman is in a dilemma: "But, I can't, I can't do it." You let a simple town boy learn to be a playboy, isn't it a bully?

Regarding this, Batman had already thought about it: "You put on the headset, and I will monitor and command. Now, laugh."

The big blue man showed his signature, warm and handsome smile.

Batman: "...I mean, laugh like Bruce Wayne."

"Hmm." The big blue man patted his face, showing a smile that couldn't see his big white teeth.

Ah... full of the fragrance of wheat fields and the simplicity of country boys.

A very handsome smile, but it has nothing to do with the Bruce Wayne who came out of Rich Township.

Batman just has a toothache: "Bruce's a dude, small town boy, save your taco face."

Clark was particularly aggrieved, "It's not a taco, it's an apple pie."

"..." Batman felt that he had made the first incorrect decision in his life, he compromised the plan, and told Clark: "The plan is cancelled, you don't have to be a playboy, you take care of her, take care of her like a soft pudding. "

Superman can do it!In his eyes, people on earth are puddings, and he can smash them into pieces with a little force.

He said confidently, "Bruce, don't worry, I'm fine!"

Bruce was worried.

Question: What should I do if I wake up and find that the domesticated mermaid is missing?

Answer: It is recommended that the host should go to sleep again. Will there be mermaids on the real earth?

Misty turned off the screen, threw the phone on the fluffy pillow, and stared at the two pearls in the makeup box.

She picked up the pearl, took it into the bathroom, and threw it into the bathtub filled with water with a "boom", staring at the slowly sinking pearl, and the surface of the water was bubbling and bubbling.

"You didn't say goodbye to me before you left." Misty regretted, "My great career of collecting pearls hasn't even started yet."

Far away in Wayne Manor, Master Wayne, who was watching the surveillance and drinking coffee, suddenly curled up his tail, his scales tightened his skin, and for some reason, he got a lot of attention.

"Clark," he said, "remember what I just said?"

Clark whispered: "Well. I remember, Bruce, when Ms. Eve comes to work, I will..." He pulled his tie unnaturally, "molested her."

Bruce justified himself: "It's not molesting, it's asking her about her situation, did she have breakfast, does the boss care about the employees' problems?"

The little reporter was tempted to say that his editor-in-chief never cared about that. "Okay, I'll try."

From a distance, he saw the lady in pearl pink stepping out of the taxi, her slim OL fashion looking neat and tidy.He waited for the lady to take the elevator to his floor and knocked on the office door.

"Come in." Clark said nervously.

Rao, the chair in Bruce's office was so comfortable that he dreamed of it. After he sat down, he simply didn't want to get up.

Bruce commanded: "After she comes in, you have to praise her with words, and the expression on her face should be amazing and frivolous."

Misty heard the "come in" and got ready in the blink of an eye.

After she opened the door and walked in, she had to have "eyes brighten" and "joy with a shyness that I can't explain." At the same time, because she didn't understand her own mind, she had to show stability and competence on the outside.

Ms. Eve pushed open the door. Batman habitually lowered his eyes when he saw her coming in, and raised his eyelids quickly and cautiously when he blinked. It was unclear whether it was intentional or not. She raised her eyes and walked forward at the same time. Just within range of the daylight penetrating the large French windows, the eyes watching "Bruce" are filled with stars.

"Sir." She raised the corners of her lips, as if she was afraid that she would appear unsteady and unprofessional, and quickly pressed the corners of her lips, revealing her pearly white teeth, "I am your new secretary, Eve ..." She paused slightly, as if she was fighting something, and said firmly, "Eve Kane."

Isn't it Eve Pennyworth?Batman thought about what he was investigating and fell into thought.

It is an American tradition for women to change their husband’s surname after marriage. According to a survey by The New York Times, nearly [-]% of women in the United States choose to change their surname after marriage because most of them are Christians. Following the husband's surname after marriage is the expression of one body.

It seems that although Ms. Eve's name is Eve, she is not a Christian herself?

Moreover, she hated her original family very much and opposed their control over her, so even though she married Dick, she refused to follow her husband's surname and insisted on the surname "Kane".

[kein]...

Kane is pronounced Kane, Cain is also pronounced Kane, and at the same time, Cain is translated in the Bible as Cain, the eldest son of Adam and Eve... coincidence?

...If he is smarter and asks Misty, he will find out: Eve is not a coincidence, but Kane is really a coincidence. It has nothing to do with the "eldest son", but her obsessive-compulsive disorder, using a title that also belongs to the Bible Just come as a surname.

Bruce was thinking, and Clark completed the compliment to the interim secretary very independently, "Ms. Kane? You look very good today."

Misty smiled slightly.

Then, the two looked at each other, speechless for a while.

Misty: "???" Finished?What about the back?Gotham sweetheart is suddenly not sweet today?

Clark: "..." Bruce, Bruce, what's behind!After boasting!You teach me quickly!

Misty pondered in her heart, feeling that something was wrong with "Bruce" in front of her.

She didn't show it on the face, but she murmured in her heart: Today's Chairman Wayne... reveals the simple farm atmosphere that can be planted in the field at any time?It is unpretentious to boast about people, unlike the previous ones, open your mouth how about your perfume today, implying that she will be the unique tree that makes his prodigal son turn back to a certain reporter.

She smiled: "Thank you for the compliment, Mr. Wayne, you are also very handsome today."

Inexplicably feeling a little wronged by the hated Dachao: Bruce!Like I said, no such flirtatious flirts... wait, Bruce seems to want Dick's wife to hate "Bruce"?Has he completed his mission?

When I came back to my senses, I replayed the monitoring by the way, and found that the little reporter almost messed up "Bruce" Baby Bruce: "..." Rubbing his forehead helplessly, the high-tech translator used brought out the voice of Baby Bruce very synchronously Sweet tone: "If you were to assist me in dealing with affairs, I would come to the company every day and take boring classes—God, why didn't I meet you earlier, two days earlier, the board of directors would not be in my ears It's humming."

Clark:?

Batman's throat cancer voice suddenly sounded coldly from the headset: "Read!"

The little reporter trembled reflexively, trying to imitate Brucey's baby's voice and repeat that sentence, and then his super vision clearly saw that Ms. Eve had the same reaction as him, he was scared, the other party... It is estimated to be Ray.

Batman didn't speak for a long time.

You can't be hit by him... right?Clark felt a little guilty, and he decided to strike up a conversation with the beautiful secretary as previously discussed, and let Province B have some snacks. "Kane, have you had breakfast? Have some with me?"

Misty deliberately didn't eat breakfast, gave the playboy a chance to show off Eve pretended to be surprised: "Mr. Wayne, you..." Her frightened appearance was as short as dew, and she quickly adjusted her expression and did her best. Responsibly calm down, "Thank you sir, I will get up at five o'clock to make breakfast for my husband."

Then, use the ventriloquism you learned to fake your tummy growls.

Ms. Eve smiled awkwardly.

The small town boy didn't need Batman's reminder at this time, and immediately expressed his kindness: "I haven't had breakfast yet, maybe you would like to accompany me to the restaurant?"

Ms. Eve: "... Is it the assistant's duty to have breakfast with the boss?"

"Yes."

Ms. Eve smiled: "Okay, considerate Mr. Wayne, may I bring the documents you need to sign?"

10 minute later.

Batman: "Superman, explain what you're doing?"

Superman disguised as Bruce Clark happily picked up the ham sandwich: "Eat breakfast, didn't you say you cared about her, and asked her to go to the restaurant for breakfast?"

"...you call this a restaurant? A restaurant with only three or five tables and the menu is just ham sandwiches, bread with peanut butter and jelly, bacon, pancakes, milk, coffee, orange juice? You asked Bruce to take his girlfriend there A ten-dollar breakfast? You don't have to save money, Mr. Kent, as I said, when you are Bruce Wayne, you can use his card as you like."

Avoiding Misty, Superman said in a low voice, "I'd rather have double fried eggs at home with a slice of bacon bread than go to a restaurant for breakfast, and it doesn't cost me ten dollars."

Thank you, Brucey baby got pissed off.

Misty ate her pancakes with her head down, trying to ignore her surroundings.

Oh my god, this is really a strange experience. Bruce Wayne brought Michelle extravagantly. The scented tea served by the Prince of Gotham must be freshly delivered by air that day.Want to experience the life of the poor?

Of course, compared to the above statement, Misty is more willing to believe in her own judgment——

The one in front of him was not Bruce Wayne.

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