I made my fortune 108 times by breaking up with Wayne

"I'm a little worried."

Batman is sure, the daughter-in-law really treats him as a living tree hole that cannot speak, and tells him everything.Not long after she sent Dick off to work the night shift, she ran up to him to express her feelings.

"When I was self-study, my grades were indeed very good, but the Wayne Group should not be allowed to enter because of academic grades, right?" The lady rubbed the corner of her clothes, "And, if I want to be Mr. It’s very capable.”

Mr. Wayne himself: "..." No, ma'am, you are wrong. If you are a secretary, your skills are second. Mr. Wayne looks at his face and wants to have an office romance.Because that can reflect his unreliability even more.

and many more……

Mr. Wayne looked at Ms. Eve, and made her fidget. He whispered, "What's the matter? Do you think I'm delusional?"

No, how could it be.Baby Bruce showed his usual affectionate smile, picked up the pen and wrote: No, I think you are very good, Bruce must also like you very much, there is no problem for you to apply for his secretary, but would you like me to help? ?

"Help?" Ms. Eve was confused.Help her apply for a secretary?a mermaid?

Bruce let the pen make big black dots on the paper to show his hesitation: I lied to you before, I'm really sorry.

"Eh?"

He continued to write: You guessed it right, I am indeed the son of Bruce Wayne. My mother had a relationship with him. It was a very magical experience. The mother and her clan were saved.

Misty: "Ah... Gotham Prince and The Little Mermaid?"

That was a long time ago, when Dick was Robin.Batman recalled the situation at that time in his mind, and adapted it slightly: Unlike the Little Mermaid, my mother wanted to save my father, she performed surgery on him, installed gills and fish tail, otherwise, he would drown .She has a deep affection for him, so she lied to him that he couldn't turn back into a human, and hoped he would stay.

Misty was fascinated: "It was an amazing experience—your mother turned him back into a human and let him go back to his own world."

Batman nodded, and continued writing: My father left the sea forever. He didn't know that my mother was pregnant at that time, and then I was born.

——Of course it's fake, he didn't sleep with anyone when he was underwater, and he didn't lose his sperm.

Anyway, it doesn’t prevent Baby Bruce from improvising and making up: When I became an adult, I asked my mother who my father was, and she told me it was Bruce Wayne, so I went ashore to find him, because there was something wrong with the potion I drank, Suddenly changed back to the form of a mermaid, and was rescued by you, a kind lady, back home.

Misty made an embarrassed smile, but said nothing.

Bruce went on to write: I want to repay you. I can tell you about my father's preferences. He is a more casual person. If you fit his eyes, he will definitely hire you as a secretary on the spot.

Ms. Eve shook her head: "I don't think this is very good, it's like cheating."

Baby Brucey wrote without pausing: I... well, I actually wanted to ask you to help me, my mother has missed him for almost 30 years - ah, sorry, I didn't tell you, we are Mermaids in Atlantis have a different time flow than the outside world. My father only left the seabed for four years, but I have been born for 28 years.I want my mother to live her own life.When he finds that he has a female companion by his side after he lands, she can definitely give up.

Ms. Eve blushed with anger - she still didn't understand her own intentions, she only thought that she was simply adoring Bruce, "What do you mean! Do you think I'm... I'm the kind of person who cheated!" Even if she was angry, she The voice is still soft.

Baby Brucey showed her a comforting smile, and wrote fluently: Sorry, I didn’t speak in detail. My mother doesn’t know much about human beings. She doesn’t know the meaning of a secretary. Seeing you by my father’s side , making him coffee, sorting out documents, handling affairs for him, and misunderstood that you are his good wife, it is not surprising.

He seemed a little tired. He laid the pen flat and rubbed his wrist lightly.

Ms. Eve bit her lower lip, as if very embarrassed.

please.After Mr. Mermaid wrote these two words, his blue eyes were full of pleading, and seemed to hide his sorrow. His dark green fins were intoxicated with beautiful fairy tales, and the tip of his tail playfully drilled out of the water, peeking at the outside world.

"Okay." Misty compromised, "Little Mermaid." When she rolled her tongue and said the name, she almost drowned in honey.

Suddenly, Bruce remembered the morning when the girl seduced him, and that "Brucie" was extremely lingering.

With the help of an insider, Misty really easily served as Bruce Wayne's secretary.

"Bruce personally recruited me." Ms. Eve was rarely excited. "He is a gentleman who knows how to enjoy life. He praised me for being beautiful, and then immediately decided to let me be his assistant. Molesting? No, no, of course not, He is very serious about living his life, he hates the management of the company so much, and I have to report to him, so I am not pleasing to the eye, isn't that a double torture for him?"

Batman: "..." He found that since he met Eve, he has been silent more and more.

He knew who the "Bruce" of the company was, and after he disappeared, Alfred would definitely hire someone to play him, so as not to give anyone a chance to suspect that Bruce Wayne and Batman were the same person.Eve hits the right time when the opponent needs to strengthen the Playboy persona.Is there anything better to prove the capriciousness of the richest man in Gotham than casually appointing a lady who is only beautiful and does not know whether she has the ability to be qualified for the position as an assistant?

Who is playing him?Clark?Using his Kryptonian technology?Or is it Dick?Taking time out of your busy schedule to be Bruce Wayne?

Selfishly, he hopes it is the latter, but intellectually, he knows that it must be the former.The main reason is that Xiaohong really doesn't have time. She moves bricks in the morning, works in the dark in the afternoon, works as Nightwing or contacts Penguin's subordinates in the evening and early morning, and gets along with Eve in the middle. If she can spare time to be Gotham's sweetheart... He could die from overwork.Or big blue.

Sure enough, it was Big Blue.

In the middle of the night, Mr. Mermaid looked at Superman at the window with a calm expression.

He was not surprised by the arrival of Superman, after all, he used some tricks on Eve's dress, and passed a code word to Lucius Fox, the president and technical director of Wayne Group, asking him to notify Alfred to invite Superman to come .

Superman carefully put back the window that he had to remove because it was locked, opened the cabinet door with a strange face, and moved Bruce Mermaid Wayne to the bathroom, "Bruce, you..." He listened to the bedroom with super hearing Make sure you won't run into Ms. Eve who is waking up.

Bruce turned on the bathroom light with a snap, and began to write skillfully: Magic, take me to Zatanna.

Zatanna belongs to the magic department, was born in a magic family, and is the first magician of the Justice League.However, Zatanna said: "I'm sorry, I can't fight against the person who has the backing of the entire field. What I can do is to obey her spell and give you a way to break it."

"The way to break the curse?" Batman used 'word-to-speech' to make a sound.

"You may have read Sleeping Beauty? After No. 13 witches cursed the princess, No. 12 witches could not break the spell, they could only relieve it, and put the princess who should have died into a coma for 100 years."

Batman nodded.

Zatanna: "I have tested the magic that turns you into a mermaid. What is strange is that her root is the 'Daughter of the Sea'."

"So?" Batman had a bad feeling.

"You need to find the 'Prince' that magic has identified, and then, get him... because you're a 'princess', maybe a 'her', kiss - Batman, don't look at me so disapprovingly, it's not me saying How to break the curse is how to break the curse. I tried my best, and you should blame "The Daughter of the Sea", who called it a love story. At least it's just a kiss, and it doesn't need the other party's true love."

Batman has to admit that Zatanna is right, it's just a kiss, if it doesn't work, he closes his eyes and kisses :)

The question is, among the 75 billion people in the world, who is the "prince"?

A small town boy helps Batman worry: "If you have super speed, you can kiss everyone, and it won't take a few days."

Batman: "...Then the next day, the Daily Planet reported that Batman's lips were red and swollen, and he was suspected of being kissed. The reporter, Clark Kent, right?"

Superman Clark said solemnly: "I am in charge of the sports page and the social page. B, do you want to be reported to be hit by a football with a red and swollen mouth, or social news? For example, Batman took a taxi home and was brutally kissed, calling on the public to pay attention to the crime of taxi drivers question?"

Batman sneered: "I would like to appeal to the public to pay attention to why the chairman of the Justice League was beaten by an adviser, whether the Justice League is disbanded, and where they will go in the end."

The little reporter Clark is horrified, Batman is more suitable to be a reporter than him!

Batman: "Okay, Superman, I need you to do something for me."

Superman showed his signature heart-warming smile: "Did you find the magician who attacked you? B, not long after you were turned into a mermaid, a magic riot broke out in Manhattan, New York, and even turned the Upper West Side into a forest. We and The Avengers discovered that the forest is full of fairy tales. Like a witch in a candy house, a wolf who eats people and speaks human languages, a castle of beasts... You know, I can't do magic, and neither can Barry's speed force. Out of the forest..."

Batman pointed out calmly: "Since there is a candy house, don't you remember to bring bread crumbs and sprinkle them on the road?"

Superman blinked his blue eyes. "Bruce, you're the brains of the league. We'll never be able to do everything like you. We need you."

"..." The straight ball of the dog type is always difficult for the cat type. He changed the subject: "You mean to say that the magician who appeared in New York was the one who cast a spell on me? How did you get out?"

"It's my guess, there is no evidence. The enemy suddenly withdrew the magic, the forest disappeared, and we came out."

"Show me the video captured by the satellite at that time."

The Justice League's satellite did not capture the figure of the magician who caused trouble, Batman frowned, and then let go.

Don't panic, there is a metropolis between Gotham and New York. Since the attackers turned him into a mermaid from a long distance, instead of casting magic on Gotham like Manhattan, it is enough to prove that the place where the opponent appeared is Manhattan. , and want to target him, then the other party will find him sooner or later.

Right now, he has more important and urgent things to do.

"Superman, I need you to do something for me."

Superman said sternly: "B, tell me." It must be a very important thing for Batman to bring it up specifically, and he will go all out!

Batman: "While I can't return to human form, I need you to pretend to be Bruce Wayne..."

Superman nodded: "Well..."

"Then, develop a relationship that goes beyond friendship with Bruce's new secretary, and send an ambiguous photo of you and her to Dick, who is now pretending to be an ordinary person, and is an intimate couple with that secretary."

Superman nodded halfway: "Huh?!"

The author has something to say:

Dick [sincerely]: Bruce, you are better than me, at least I am unconscious, you are a cuckold made by yourself.

Some years later

Da Chao [silently took out the little reporter's recording pen, confidently speaking]: B, you asked me to do it, you can't be angry, I have evidence!

Bruce: ...

Batman ::)

I forgot to mention it before, because the timeline in the text is chaotic, so the Flash at this time is still Barry √[In the original book, the Flash in the fairy tale queen period is Wally]