doctor's love

Chapter 16

Urology and andrology, how to say.

It's an awkward place.

However, this kind of place is also the most suitable for old drivers.

Dr. Cao Zhengde, Lu Baiqiao's teacher, would bring a small bag of melon seeds to work every day.There are not many people in the entire urology department, and the consulting room has curtains. When other doctors are doing examinations, he will take out some and tell jokes with Lu Baiqiao.

"Let's, let's, let's talk about it, let me tell you, the general male patients are divided into two categories."

"Which two types?" Lu Baiqiao listened attentively and took out a small notebook.

"Baji baji baji baji baji, one group feels that they have kidney problems, that is, erection, premature ejaculation and impotence. The other group feels that their lower body is uncomfortable, most of them are bags, leather turtles, head inflammation and syphilis. It works especially well for single men in their 50s."

"...Why this range?"

"Bajibajibajibajibajibaji, think about it, forty or fifty, no wife, little income but a little pocket money, single man, how can he meet his physical needs?"

"..."

"Bajibajibajibajibajibaji, this clearly has a history of sex, doesn't it?" Doctor Cao continued, "As for other lower body problems, a small part of them are other sexually transmitted diseases, or they are ignorant and ignorant. No matter what, everything is broken."

Lu Baiqiao's lower body tightened.

He didn't stay in the urology and andrology department for a long time, but with thousands of chrysanthemums, Lu Baiqiao felt that he was beginning to doubt his own sexuality.Although it was not uncommon when I was a trainee in class before, this is really...

Reality is not beautiful at all!Those cartoons I read in middle and high school are all in vain!

Fortunately, his next subject was cardiology, and he finally started his rotation in internal medicine.Li Yue and Zhou You are in the Department of Pediatrics and Respiratory Medicine respectively, and they seem to have a lot of complaints.

Li Yue has already shown his talent in surgery, and Li Keyan has even let him go to the operating table for minor operations such as appendectomy.Leaving aside internal medicine, when he met a child, he couldn't do it at all.

The three of them gathered in the coffee shop, Lu Baiqiao warmed up the bento he made last night and placed it in front of the two of them.

"I can't deal with children. I really can't," Li Yue said with his hair disheveled, grabbing his left sea, "Why are there creatures like children in the world? How do I know what he's going to do when he cries? Is it pain or hunger? Want to take a shit?"

"Then you should ask your mother... mothers will know more or less." Zhou You carefully added syrup to the coffee.

"Yeah... I can't figure out why mothers are so good, mothers are so great. I can't do it, even my hands are broken when I give children chiropractic every day. Can you imagine? My hands , can't devote oneself to the operation, but pinches the spine every day, pinches the spine, pinches the spine, pinches the spine and breaks it?"

"It's just chiropractic...it's nothing, I successfully had a chest tube today, the first time!" Zhou You wanted to divert the topic, so he said this.As a result, both of them stopped what they were doing, and looked at her with puzzled faces, frowning.

"...Have you never done surgery before? Not once?"

Zhou You was a little scared and nodded.

Li Yue was dumbfounded: "Awesome... This is another way to be awesome..." Lu Baiqiao also thought so, and exchanged a look with Li Yue.

It’s been almost half a year since I’ve been doing rotation practice in the hospital. They’ve already done all the work of intubation, changing dressings, removing stitches and pulling out drainage tubes in the first month. Not to mention being proficient, they can do all the work themselves now. up.And Zhou You, unexpectedly, never had a chest intubation?

What's amazing is that Li Keyan didn't notice it?

Didn't realize that Zhou You didn't do it at all?

have to.The topic was successfully transferred.Li Yue seemed to be in a better mood, and smiled with a slightly surprised expression: "I didn't see it, Zhou You, your lurking ability is pretty good. It's good to be a low-key person."

Lu Baiqiao suddenly thought of something, and said to the two of them: "Speaking of keeping a low profile, let me tell you something."

It was still early, so the other two turned their heads to him curiously, ready to hear anecdotes.

"Didn't it mean that the internal medicine rounds always start from eating to eating. Yesterday I followed the last round of the team to round the wards, but after checking, I somehow ran into someone from the Cardiac Surgery Department. The Department of Cardiology and Cardiac Surgery is old and tough. It's a common situation, just like the inside and outside of the gods."

"I was at the back of the line at the time, and I saw Li Keyan standing at the front, sneering at the teacher and the director of the department. He was really courageous... I just asked a little bit. It was just two days ago when the Department of Cardiology was doing stent intervention. , suddenly something is not right. Pericardial effusion and heart function are all right, but a injection of contrast medium was injected into the coronary artery, and it actually leaked..."

"Fuck..." The other two people also made surprised voices together with Lu Baiqiao.

"At that time, by coincidence, several inpatients or attending physicians in cardiac surgery went out for a meeting, and no one came to clean up the mess. The family members of the patients came to sign the consent form for the operation. The doctors in the internal medicine department have almost no actual combat experience, and the atrial septal blockade just froze there, and the phone calls in the operating room were called over and over again, and guess who came at the end."

"It can't be Li Keyan, can it?"

Lu Baiqiao nodded: "Yes. The Great Devil Li was teasing the subject of the anesthetist's daughter. He shut up immediately after receiving the call, and the operation was completed within 10 minutes. It was a liver operation that was supposed to take more than two hours. Ah, Li Keyan finished it in less than an hour, and then notified the superiors to send the patient down and open the chest immediately."

Li Yue and Zhou You were stunned for a moment, and their four eyes turned into circles.

"The cardiology department owed a debt of favor this time. Afterwards, those doctors from the cardiology department went to invite Li Keyan to dinner, but he turned him down. Guess what he said?"

"He said it's just one operation, so let's invite them. But you also know that Li Keyan is a bitch, but it's fine now. When I met him during the rounds, even the director of the department didn't dare to speak, and they all stood there. Just listen to Li Keyan bragging."

"Oh, who are you talking about bragging?"

Suddenly a hand stretched out from behind, grabbed Lu Baiqiao's ear and lifted it up.Li Keyan couldn't bear it when he heard this, and came over to teach his students a lesson.

Lu Baiqiao was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he almost pissed off: "Oh, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts... I'm sorry, teacher, I was wrong, I was wrong, I was a fool, I shouldn't have said that! Teacher, forgive me for being a bitch!! Teacher, you are the best teacher! The most invincible stick in the world!"

Here Li Yue and Zhou You heard that Lu Baiqiao was so frightened that he couldn't choose what to say, they tried their best to hold back their laughter, and their faces turned red.Li Keyan was originally in a good mood, but now he was really angry. He directly carried Lu Baiqiao outside, ignoring his squeaks.

"Teacher, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll write you a month's medical history!!" Lu Baiqiao didn't care about anything else, and started to place chips randomly. After all, he was afraid of being beaten, although Li Keyan never beat him, in Li Keyan's opinion.

"One month," Li Keyan put him down and crossed his arms, "You have to treat me to dinner for a month."

"Ah?" Lu Baiqiao wanted to cry, but his mentor was so rich, why was he always thinking about other people's dinner?

"But teacher, it's impossible for me to treat you to a restaurant every day..."

Li Keyan didn't care about the meal money.He goes to Hazi Cafeteria almost five times a week, but recently the boss is not in good health, and the child in his stomach is always making noises, and he does not open the door for two or three days.He doesn't trust takeaways and other restaurants he doesn't know, and it's too troublesome to find an old lady, so he recently got the idea of ​​​​an apprentice.

Lu Baiqiao is currently an intern in internal medicine, but due to the cold weather, the hospital has tacitly allowed them to go to work half an hour late.So Lu Baiqiao had time to cook and bring food.The monthly food allowance is actually more cost-effective than cooking by yourself.Lu Baiqiao's craftsmanship is really good, a few nurses robbed his ribs, and then the surgeons and nurses all knew about it.

Zhou You and Li Yue have been eating his bento for a week, and Lu Baiqiao doesn't dislike it, and is happy to eat with someone.You said, there are people who are willing to cook for free, and the taste is not bad. Of course, Li Keyan will not let this opportunity pass.

As for the rest, let's wait until the boss's child is born.The expected date of delivery seems to be one month later, and the Hazi canteen can continue to operate after the child is born.

Li Keyan couldn't help laughing as the calculations in his heart crackled.

Lu Baiqiao was so frightened that his legs went limp, and he sat down on the road.

In the evening, Lu Baiqiao went to Dayton's to drink alone, but in fact it was nothing more than complaining about Ke Yan.After two glasses of beer, Lu Baiqiao felt dizzy and sat on the bar with his head propped up.

Dayton felt sorry for him, so he poured him a glass of sober honey water.

"Little Joe, have you thought about what to do next?" Dayton asked him.

"No. What should I do?" Lu Baiqiao took a sip of the honey water, which was a little too sweet.

"You like him so much, have you ever thought about staying in the Ninth Courtyard?"

"Pfft—" Lu Baiqiao couldn't control it for a while, and sprayed Dayton with honey water all over his face.

"What? What? What do you like? Who do you like?"

Dayton held back his anger, wiped his face with a tissue, and said seriously: "Li Keyan. Don't you like him?"

"Why don't I..."

"I'm missing you. I've been friends with you for so long, and I'm still a bar owner. Don't you understand? Let me ask you, what are you going to do with him?" Dayton asked straightforwardly without leaving Lu Baiqiao an escape route.

Lu Baiqiao was dumbfounded by the question, and froze on his seat for a while.

He's been a nice guy since middle and high school.He was easily bullied at school and always had to go around trying to please others.At that time, a boy who liked to bully him couldn't stand it any longer, he spoke up for him openly, and took the initiative to deal with him.

Lu Baiqiao's friends were almost all girls, and he didn't know how to face him for a while, so he started to play ball and eat with him cautiously and carefully, and began to integrate into the boy circle through him.

He didn't know when he fell in love with her, but at the end of the first half of the third year of high school, the boy disappeared. When the next semester began, a vase of flowers was placed on his desk.

He died suddenly.Unbelievable, Lu Baiqiao plucked up his courage and went to the hospital to find out the cause of his death: torn aortic dissection.

This is probably the origin of his practice of medicine.But what he encountered later has gradually diluted his longing for his first love. The boyfriends he had in the future, even Xin Hai, made him almost forget about this boy.

But now Dayton's words made him wake up.

After all, Lu Baiqiao needs a savior, someone who can make him do nothing but always look up to him.And this person must be able to give him full affirmation, so that he can stand on the same level as himself.Li Keyan is not an existence like Lu Baiqiao's first love, but he is the most perfect and dazzling person around him.Occasionally, a few compliments made Lu Baiqiao feel recognized and approved.

People are always greedy, they want more, more, more, even if they are too much to bear, they still want to get more.Lu Baiqiao is aware of this now, but he doesn't have the courage to change it.

"With his approval, I will leave." Lu Baiqiao said in a tone that Dayton could only hear.He smiled sadly, then put the money on the table and got up to leave.

It seems that fate has never been a good person, always against people in some strange times.When people want to walk on with their heads held high, God just lets them out.

And some people want to leave here, but they can always be held back by fate.

Lu Baiqiao asked the girl who grabbed his calf, "Where is the pain? What kind of pain?"

"Yes, it's the feet..." The girl was in so much pain that tears flowed out, and she lay prone on the main road, her clothes were stained with sewage from the remaining snow.

While Lu Baiqiao dialed the emergency number, he took off the girl's shoes to check the injury.

"Hello? Is there a car over there at the Ninth Courtyard? This is... um..." Lu Baiqiao glanced up and said the street number, "Someone is injured here, send an ambulance!"

The girl's feet were still bleeding, she nestled in Lu Baiqiao's arms, tightly holding on to his coat.Lu Baiqiao stuffed the phone back into his trouser pocket, picked her up, walked under the street lamp, and carefully checked the injury.

Girls don't always feel pain when they step on sharp objects such as nails.Lu Baiqiao carefully looked at the soles of her feet for a while, then suddenly raised his head and asked her, "Do you have any illnesses?"

"Diabetes?"

The girl was speechless, crying and nodding.

She is in full bloom, with a beautiful figure, and she is as warm and soft as jade when held in her arms.But the stubborn ulceration on the soles of her feet told a fact that cannot be ignored, and Lu Baiqiao couldn't help feeling heartbroken.

Type [-] diabetic patients, plantar infection and festering, may have spread to the bones.

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