My bamboo horse is scumbag

Ye Kai was so drowsy from the sun that he had to light a cigarette.

Long March Avenue can be regarded as a busy place at this point. Drivers thought that he was waiting for a bus, stepped on the brakes and rolled down the window to ask him where he was going. After receiving a negative answer, he kicked the accelerator and rushed away.

After being asked more than three times, Ye Kai simply leaned against the lamppost and lost his mind.

After a while, the little tourist girl with colorful braids and shawl asked him nervously: "Hi, hello, are you alone? I can add you—"

Ye Kai hung his hand holding the cigarette by his side, glanced at the pharmacy, and replied with a smile: "My boyfriend is inside."

His boyfriend buys lubricant there.

Not lubricated in the end will not work.

After Chen Youhan confessed, he pressed him on the sofa and kissed him fiercely and aggressively. From the sofa to the floor, the flat-woven wool carpet was wrinkled by his body.The atmosphere is so thick that there is nowhere to escape, but some places hurt to frown when touched.

Chen Youhan gasped and asked him with a smile, "Is it fun to throw? Huh?"

The beautiful arc thrown out of the window still remained in front of his eyes, Ye Kai closed his eyes, the tails of his eyes were flushed, and the curve of his raised neck was delicate and fragile.He rolled his Adam's apple impatiently, couldn't help laughing while kissing back fiercely, and cursed "fuck" in a low voice after laughing.

"Is L'Occitane okay?" Chen Youhan suppressed her panting, her voice and expression were very sexy.

Ye Kai felt that he had almost lost his mind. He wanted to completely blacklist this brand in the morning, but now his eyes were wet, and he nodded in a daze.

On the contrary, Chen Youhan's heart was soft and distressed, and he was not willing to let go.

He asked the housekeeper to make another trip. Ye Kai couldn't afford to lose this man. He used up a bottle in an hour. What kind of eyes would the housekeeper use to think about them in the remaining two days?

In the end, two people came out to buy together.

The only pharmacy in the urban area of ​​Shangri-La that sells this kind of health and family planning products is at the place where Changzheng Avenue and the north gate of Dukezong Ancient City are next to each other.The Tibetan doctors in white robes obviously feel that this product is a bit too hot today.

He couldn't stand the embarrassment, he went in and stood there for two seconds before running out, doing nothing on the street.

The cigarette was half smoked, and Chen Youhan came out.

A black turtleneck and short-sleeved knitted T was worn by him, giving him the effect of an ascetic male model in the fashion week, but unfortunately the things in the paper bag were not the same.Ye Kai laughed out of nowhere, coughing from the smoke, his beautiful eyebrows stretched out in the white smoke, his eyes and smile were extremely clean.

He couldn't help being shabby: "Are you shopping around inside?"

Chen Youhan pushed the back of his head: "I bought another tube of anti-inflammatory medicine for you."

"I'm okay."

Chen Youhan looked at him with a half-smile, and after a long while, asked gentlemanly: "Then go back?"

"Don't, don't, don't," Ye Kai laughed a little intentionally, and he spoke with a sense of self-confidence: "Brother Youhan, you are 36, and you are still on a plateau, don't be brave."

Chen Youhan took half of the pipe from his hand and squeezed it into his mouth, squinting at him with an indifferent viciousness.Although the sun is abundant, it feels like moist eyes, like the hormones of some kind of male beast that suddenly appeared in the depths of the jungle.

Ye Kai was so watched that his heart missed two beats, and there was a panic in the depths of his body as if he was about to be violated.

"Come back later..." He lowered his head and avoided his sight.

Chen Youhan smiled, extinguished the cigarette, pinched the paper bag to seal it with one hand, and picked him up with the other.

The two walked towards the north gate of Dukezong ancient city.

"I was approached just now." Ye Kai pursed his lips, "Two."

Chen Youhan glanced at him, "Excellent."

Ye Kai became angry from embarrassment: "Can't you be jealous!"

"What's the rush?" Chen Youhan shook his warm palm with sharp knuckles, "You are only 20 years old, and there will only be more and more people who like you in the future."

I don't know why, but with such a simple statement, Ye Kai did hear an indescribable jealousy and nervousness.

"I've had enough jealousy from Lucas. If there are any group photos, chat records, video letters, souvenirs, destroy them and hide them as soon as possible," Chen Youhan said half-truthfully, "Otherwise, I will be really sad when I see them."

Ye Kai was startled slightly, and turned his head to look at him involuntarily.

Chen Youhan said calmly, "When you broke up with him...he didn't make things difficult for you, right?"

Ye Kai looked away, hesitating in response.

"You made your choice so quickly, can you let him go in your heart?"

Before Ye Kai could answer, Chen Youhan continued indifferently and quickly, as if afraid of him saying: "It doesn't matter if you can't let go, after all, he has been with you when you are in pain,... I can wait."

Ye Kai hesitated to speak: "... Brother Youhan, are you jealous of him?"

"Not jealous." Chen Youhan said lightly.

That's what I said, but the performance in the past few days obviously can't bear the three words of understatement.Ye Kai remained calm: "You are jealous of him these days, isn't it because of acting?"

Chen Youhan was laughed angrily by him, and his heart was about to burst out, "Be yourself, Teacher Xiaohua."

Ye Kai secretly raised the corner of his mouth.He felt really bad about himself.

Shangri-La only has an acre of three-tenths of the sky, but it seems that different gods are in charge of it. It is often sunny here, but it is raining on the opposite cloud.They spent a fine morning at Songzanlin Temple, but the ancient city of Dukezong was sunny after the rain.

A fire in 14 left the place in a split state of half-new and half-old.The unburned part still retains the original appearance of the yellow mud wall, wooden beams, and blue tile eaves. In fact, the newly built part has passed a few years, but the over-carved lintel eaves and corners always seem to make people smell The smell of paint.

Ye Kai held a cup of hand-ground Yunnan arabica coffee in his hand, which has a strong aroma, so he might consider buying it back as a souvenir.

A coffee shop can be found in every narrow alley here, and the pavement facing the street is always more beautiful, with a desirable terrace on the second floor, and star-shaped lights hanging under the eaves, which will twinkle at night lights up.There are as many white-skinned foreigners as there are coffee shops, foreign backpackers carrying hiking bags almost everywhere, and many hippies with messy hair, magic scarves and linen robes.

"Brother Youhan, you know that Shangri-La was originally called Zhongdian County."

Chen Youhan let out a "hmm".Now when mentioning Shangri-La in northern Yunnan, the name Zhongdian will still be used.

"Shangri-La is a pure Chinese translation. There was a novel called "Lost Horizon" written by a man named James Hilton at the earliest. This book is very popular abroad, and nine out of ten people who come here have this book in their backpacks, plus a copy of "Lonely Planet."

Ye Kai took a sip of the coffee, it tasted good, and continued, "Later, some people began to research the prototype, and they were all arguing, including domestic ones, and several countries along the Himalayan border. I am 'Shangri-La', and then..." Ye Kai couldn't help laughing when he said this, "The leader of Zhongdian at that time was a genius, so he changed the name of Zhongdian to Shangri-La preemptively."

Even Chen Youhan was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "I won."

"Yes, I won."

The two strolled slowly along the stone-paved road.It’s really boring to go shopping seriously. The things in the shops are all jade, silver jewelry and antiques, which rarely impresses them to go in.

The sun was abundant, and the water marks on the surface of the white wall painted with icons were dried immediately.The light flashed behind the white pagoda, and the prayer wheel was turned by tourists, making a series of rolling sounds.

The holding hands were not loose all the way, and the palms that were touching were a little damp.After being sized up a lot, Ye Kai gradually felt a little uncomfortable, and wanted to hide, but Chen Youhan involuntarily clenched his hands.

"Mr. Xiaohua, do you still have any more stories about your tour guide? Come on." Chen Youhan casually helped him divert his attention.

Ye Kai just crammed his feet to look at the strategy for the past two days. When Chen Youhan asked for advice, he was a little overwhelmed and thought, "Dukezong means Moonlight City in Tibetan. There used to be an ancient city called "Niwang Zong", which means the city of sunlight, adding up is 'the sun and the moon in the heart'..."

Chen Youhan twitched the corner of his lower lip, and dismantled the stage indifferently: "It's hard to memorize."

"It's quite difficult to memorize." Ye Kai was discouraged, "Don't take the test of Teacher Xiaohua, he doesn't understand anything."

Chen Youhan ticked his palm upwards, Ye Kai didn't know why, so he leaned closer and heard Chen Youhan whispering in his ear, "Don't be so cute."

Going down the slope, there are old houses with yellow mud on both sides. The roofs are covered with weeds and Gesang flowers are blooming.Gesang flowers are colorful, but more pink and white, with slender stems shaking gently in the soft wind.Because you can't see it in the city, looking at this kind of plant, Ye Kai will always forget where they came from and where they will eventually return.

The big golden prayer wheel in Guishan Park is eye-catching in the sun.

Ye Kai squinted his eyes from the sun, blocked it with the back of his hand, and asked Chen Youhan: "Brother Youhan, do you know what that is?"

Chen Youhan pursed his lower lip, and said cooperatively, "I don't know."

"It's the largest prayer wheel in the world! It's amazing!"

Chen Youhan nodded, and said in a calm but exaggerated tone: "Wow."

Ye Kai: "..."

I always find the tone a bit familiar.It took him two seconds to remember that his kindergarten teacher had been perfunctory to him when he was three years old and ignorant.

"Baby, sometimes I really feel that you haven't changed at all." Chen Youhan saw that he was a little angry, pulled his hand, and coaxed softly: "When I was young, a butterfly flew into the garden, and you said the same," Youhan Brother, have you ever seen this--a-big butterfly?'"

The sun was too hot, and Ye Kai's face was hot from the sun.

"Come back from the amusement park, 'Brother Youhan, do you know how high a jumping machine I took today?'"

Ye Kai took a deep breath in a horrible way.

Chen Youhan paused for two seconds on purpose, then smiled maliciously and said, "It's as high as one-hundred-meters—"

Finally couldn't bear it anymore: "...Chen Youhan!"

Chen Youhan laughed out loud, and while tightly clenched his hand, he pulled him into his arms and pressed his head to keep him from moving around, coaxing him gently: "Why are you so cute? Huh? Is it too cute to eat?" The big one? Are you this cute in front of others?"

Hei Liang's eyes were full of anger, whine and anger, Ye Kai was so angry that he said loudly: "Yes! It's so cute!"

The tourists all looked at them, Chen Youhan was indifferent to this emotional scrutiny, smiled and kissed his hot black hair: "The authority is withdrawn, there will be no next time."

At the foot of Guishan Park, several young lamas crossed their shoulders, talking and laughing as they passed by the fountain.Most of them have immature faces, maybe a few years younger than Ye Kai.The hem of the red monk's robe fluttered in the wind.The big lama was coming down the steps, twisting a long string of beads in his hand.The tourists who went up all bowed to him and said "Tashi Dele".

Ye Kaishun raised his gaze, and then raised his chin slightly.There are nearly a hundred steps from the foot of the mountain to the prayer wheel. He regretted it a bit, and should come back to check in on the last day.

His face was especially pale in the sun, almost like a piece of transparent ice about to melt.Chen Youhan opened the seal of the paper bag and took out a stick of glucose from it.It is taken orally, in a transparent plastic tube, with a pink wordmark, and costs two yuan each. It is more effective than rhodiola in the plateau.

Ye Kai drank it at Jiang Yan's before, it was sweet, but it worked.

He unscrewed the seal, drank it in one gulp, then thought about some other subtext, gave him a lazy look, and asked, "Brother Youhan, why are you buying this?"

Chen Youhan knew what he was thinking as soon as he heard it, he curled his lips and said sternly, "Last night, I saw you were out of breath."

Ye Kai: "..."

Forget it, he just took his own humiliation.I don't know if it's because of his physique or his posture, but his altitude sickness was much stronger than Chen Youhan's. His temples hurt all day long, and when it was a little more intense, he felt like he was going to faint.

Chen Youhan held his hand again: "Is it all right?"

Ye Kai took the first step.

Green pines and cypresses are planted along the steps on both sides. They hold hands and walk slowly through the greenery and sunshine, moving forward.

The five-storey prayer wheel is plated with pure copper and gilded. It rotates slowly under the push of tourists, and makes a "ding" sound every time it turns. It is clean and holy, like a white dove passing through the clouds and flying under the dome of the sky. Fly to the moonlight square and fly to the distance of the ancient city.

The voice of the Tibetan tour guide is loud and clear: "...there are relief carvings on the wall of the cylinder... there are 120 mantras hidden in the cylinder... a clockwise turn is equivalent to..."

The crowds of tourists are in contrast to those believers wearing Tibetan robes who pull the white khata round and round and turn the prayer wheel.The colorful ropes wrapped around his forehead were blackened, sweat dripped down his bronzed face, and his eyes were fixed on the ground in front of him, focused, silent, and pious.

Ye Kai watched for ten minutes under the shade of a tree.The wind dried all his sweat, and he never went.For some reason, after seeing such a scene, his eager heart quickly calmed down.

After an unknown number of "ding" sounds, maybe 45, 66, [-], he held Chen Youhan's hand, "Let's go." He said, turned and left.

The wish he made was simple, and the gods had heard it.

And, it has been done.