My bamboo horse is scumbag

Sleeping until ten o'clock was awakened by the phone ringing, Chen Youhan answered the phone, Ye Kai turned over and covered the quilt and continued to sleep, vaguely heard Chen Youhan whispering a few words into the microphone.He was so tired that he lost his mind and even forgot where he was. Before he fell asleep, he only noticed a vast and seemingly endless wilderness outside the bright window, and then Chen Youhan hugged him from behind into his arms.

When he woke up again, his headache was about to burst, and he was the only one left on the bed.The brand new white bathrobe was folded and placed on the stool at the end of the bed, it should have been placed by Chen Youhan.Ye Kai shook off the bathrobe and wrapped it up, glanced around the room, passed through the glass door connected to the balcony, and saw Chen Youhan sitting on a rattan chair drinking tea.

The glass door was pushed open, and the dry and warm wind in the wilderness shook his forehead.

"Are you awake?" Chen Youhan took his hand, pulled him into his arms and sat down naturally, "I didn't bother to call you, I thought you were going to sleep until the afternoon."

It's past eleven o'clock now, Ye Kai already felt dizzy, he really slept until the afternoon and he could feel uncomfortable to death.

The gilt hand-painted bone porcelain cup contains black tea, steaming, the tea soup is golden red, and the fragrance hooks people's nerves.Both he and Chen Youhan are serious lovers of black tea, so they immediately took a sip from his hand and felt that they were all sobered up.

"So hungry."

"I ordered dinner, and it's in the garden on the first floor." Chen Youhan lowered his head and asked in a low voice in the breeze, "Do you have a good morning kiss?"

Ye Kai ran away from his lap, "I didn't brush my teeth."

I really went back to brush my teeth.

The washbasin is hand-made of pure brass, with hand-hammered patterns, and a slip of L'Occitane care is placed on it.L'Occitane has been blacklisted by Ye Kai, and now he looks at this small yellow, green and green bottle with mixed emotions, and he doesn't want to smell it for a short time.

When he came out, he found Chen Youhan sitting by the bed waiting for him.In the same white bathrobe, he wears it with a handsome but understated sense of luxury.

"Come here and apply the medicine." The order was also swift and unrefusable.

Seeing the white medicine tube Chen Youhan was holding in his hand, Ye Kai asked without turning his head, "When did you buy it?"

Chen Youhan curled his lips at him helplessly: "I asked the housekeeper to buy it in the morning."

I rely on.

Ye Kai's complexion changed, and he felt ashamed to see the butler later.Angrily snatched it from his hand, "I will do it myself!"

Chen Youhan raised his eyebrows, and the living room door slammed shut.After a while, he turned the doorknob, and saw Ye Kai sitting on a pure solid wood leather high stool, with one bare foot stepping on the hand-made flat-woven carpet, tiptoe, and the hook was beautifully tensed, the other The feet rest on the chair, and the round and neat toes are naturally raised.The hem of the white bathrobe was half hidden, and nothing was worn underneath.

The slender fingertips were stained with white ointment and applied calmly. His expression was focused, but lazy, with a sense of indifference.The black forehead hair fell down because of the movement of bowing his head.

Maybe it was some kind of wound, Ye Kai frowned slightly, and bit his lower lip very lightly and quickly.

Chen Youhan leaned against the lintel with his chest folded.

Desires and desires that he couldn't control arose deep in his body.He had to light a cigarette.

The smell of smoke dilutes the smell of the ointment, Ye Kai paused, raised his head, a trace of panic flashed in his clear pupils.

"Don't move," Chen Youhan half raised his forearm holding the cigarette, "I didn't look at you."

What are you looking at?You can't just look at the exquisite dark red tapestry with a strong style behind it, and you can't just look at the Tibetan incense burner and the solemn and exquisite hand-carved Brahma statues on the low cabinet next to it.

Ye Kai felt that his gaze was directly on him, his movements and posture were still casual, but his ears gradually turned red.

After smoking a cigarette, his wounds were also wiped off.The stinging pain of swelling is replaced by an icy cold compress.He took the time to turn on the small white cap of the medicine tube, raised his eyes and looked at Chen Youhan, with a half-smile: "Does it look good?"

nice.If he can paint, it's time to set up an easel for him.

Chen Youhan's tall figure turned around, and there was a hint of a smile in his stern voice: "The tapestry is not bad."

I didn't get a good morning kiss, but I finally got a good afternoon kiss.The two kissed inseparably, and if the butler hadn't come up to treat them to dinner, they would have rolled on the bed again.

The long dining table was covered with a white tablecloth, and in an indigo blue pottery pot, there was a small light blue flower from an unknown tree.Ye Kai thought it was Tibetan food again, but he didn't expect it to be Southern French cuisine.Outside the garden are scattered Tibetan villages and highland barley fields. The sun and wind are very gentle, and you can hear the rustling sound of the wind blowing through the highland barley.Songzanlin Monastery sits sideways a little far away, with a white courtyard wall supporting a golden roof, and monks wrapped in red robes are walking slowly along the base of the wall, not knowing what they are doing.

There is the sound of bells in the wind, perhaps the sound of picking a prayer wheel in hand.

Ye Kai didn't dare to look at the butler the whole time, but fortunately, Chen Youhan immediately invited the waiter away, and the sun was overflowing in the garden full of flowers, leaving only the two of them alone.

Even though he was too hungry, he didn't have much appetite. Although Ye Kai was sitting upright, he was lazy from the bottom of his body. Chen Youhan helped him cut the foie gras, peel the shrimp, and pry the oysters.It was difficult to serve, so I just tasted a few more bites of a dish of orange foie gras and champagne sauce dragon fish.When not moving the knife and fork, he rested his chin and looked at the rural scenery in the distance.

"Mrs. Chen," Chen Youhan tapped the glass with a fork to wake him up, "You have cream at the corner of your mouth."

Ye Kai was slightly stunned, and wiped the corners of his mouth with a white tablecloth before he realized, with a slightly annoyed look on his face: "Who is Mrs. Chen?"

Chen Youhan has a certain amount of advance and retreat, and apologized gentlemanly, "It's just a mouthful."

Ye Kai pinched his fingers and calculated, "There are three days left."

Chen Youhan said gracefully: "You can help me become a full-time member if you want to."

Ye Kai's eyes were full of sarcasm, and the corners of his mouth were slightly pursed.

He was hurt everywhere, and it was a great face to sit here with him and eat lunch.Instead of his usual well-behaved, there was a delicate indifference, coupled with his innate dignity, his eyes seemed to be mocking Chen Youhan's push for an inch.

Chen Youhan was not hurt, smiled slightly, and asked politely: "Why hasn't your boyfriend contacted you recently?"

Ye Kai was slightly stunned, and glanced at him: "He has just joined the job, so it's normal for him to be busy."

Chen Youhan was aggressive in the sunshine and soft wind, "I was so busy that I only slept for three hours a day and wanted to accompany you to send WeChat with voice and video."

Ye Kai rested his chin, turned his gaze back from a distance, exchanged a glance with Chen Youhan, and lazily pulled his lower lip: "Brother Youhan, how long are you going to compete with Lucas?"

From head to toe, from inside to outside, from looks and height to skill durability, from emotional outlook to the degree of caring for him, I compared the vulgar ones with the high-end ones, the tasteful ones with the dirty ones.

Chen Youhan didn't answer him, but changed the subject and asked, "Where do you want to go this afternoon?"

Ye Kai even finds it difficult to sit and eat a meal, where can he go?

"The hotel sent two tickets to Songzanlin Temple. If you want to go, I will accompany you."

I glanced at the door yesterday, and there are hundreds of steep steps after entering the door.Ye Kai suspected that Chen Youhan did it on purpose, otherwise how could he make such an inhuman suggestion after watching him take the medicine?

"Don't go."

Chen Youhan wiped his mouth with a napkin.His suaveness and demeanor are deep in his bones, and a simple movement makes him feel handsome.Just saying something is not the case.He smiled cynically, "Exactly, that's what I planned too."

Ye Kai's intuition was not good, Chen Youhan walked to his side, leaned on the dining table with his hands in his pockets, fixed his deep eyes on Ye Kai: "You have changed, that is to say, you are still honest in bed."

Ye Kai's expression changed, he got up and wanted to run, but Chen Youhan easily pushed him back, and he fell back on the chair before he could get up completely.

The pure white tablecloth was pulled, and the cups and saucers were overturned, making a clanging sound.Very pleasant, a high-grade porcelain crisp.It's a pity that it didn't stabilize in the end, and it shattered on the bluestone brick floor.The waiter was told, but he just looked sideways and cared, and stood still outside the garden.

Ye Kai protested softly: "It hurts."

He felt that a word of pain was enough to make Chen Youhan show mercy, after all, Brother Youhan had never been willing to let him have any grievances in his body and mind since he was a child.

Unexpectedly, no matter how good the magic is, it will come to an end. Chen Youhan was indifferent to this spell, curled the corners of his lips coldly, and leaned close to his ear: "Do you know what the housekeeper is doing?"

The beautiful eyes blinked, and the black pupils were drawn by his question, and they really became confused.

Seeing the movement of his face tilted, he may have thought about the answer seriously.

Chen Youhan said slowly, "...I went to buy lubricant."

The waiter was startled by the noise, and looked back again, seeing the young and beautiful Mr. Ye striding angrily towards the bluestone path leading to the entrance, while Mr. Chen was just following the pocket of his trousers leisurely. behind him.

boom!

The door was slammed shut so hard that the sturdy lintel trembled from the fall.

Chen Youhan was not discouraged after being shut down, but instead lowered his head and smiled helplessly.

He didn't open the door. He stood outside the door and waited for a while. Butterflies flicked back and forth among the champagne-colored rose bushes. The door opened. Ye Kai stood inside the door with a serious face, but there was no real anger in his eyes. .To be honest, it was as if he was trembling from being fucked last night while blaming him for being too hard, watching him get angry, it was all whining.

Chen Youhan looked at him for two seconds, pulled him into his arms easily, and hugged him horizontally like a princess.

boom!

The door was closed again.

This time it was much lighter, and it was hooked by Chen Youhan's legs.

There was only burnt charcoal left in the fireplace, and Chen Youhan gently placed him on the wine red soft leather sofa opposite the fireplace.Ye Kai was sitting, he was kneeling, holding his hand, their eyes were very close.

"Last night, I called my husband countless times. At dawn, I turned my face on him and refused to recognize anyone. Did I take the Cinderella script?" The voice was low and gentle, and the tone was very affectionate.

Ye Kai couldn't help laughing, and then scowled, "I don't remember."

Chen Youhan kissed him at the corner of his deliberately straight mouth: "Then what about the 'I love you' you said that night?"

Ye Kai wanted to say that he had admitted the wrong person, but in the end his heart softened, and he changed his mind and said: "...I don't remember it either."

Chen Youhan raised his eyebrows: "How did you get into Tsinghua University?"

Ye Kai raised his eyes and glanced at him: "I didn't care about you, and I forgot about it when I got out of bed."

Chen Youhan took a deep breath: "Baby, although I really want to play with you for a few more days——"

Just when the door knocker was knocked, the butler's unnatural voice sounded outside the door: "Mr. Chen, what you want..."

Chen Youhan stood up and opened the door, knowing that Ye Kai was afraid of embarrassment, so he didn't let the housekeeper in, so he only thanked Ye Kai at the door.Turning around with the paper bag in hand, Ye Kai had stood up from the sofa, his face was a little stiff: "What do you mean?"

Chen Youhan didn't have time to answer, Ye Kai's tone was tinged with panic: "Have you played enough?"

Chen Youhan squeezed the paper bag tightly, stared at him with slightly squinted eyes, and said nothing.

Ye Kai couldn't hold back the expression on his face.I wanted to laugh, but found that I couldn't, and the corners of my lips trembled a little, "Liar. Chen Youhan, you lie to me every time. When you are in a serious relationship, you are just talking to me for fun, and when you are playing with you, what shit are you serious about?" I'm casual, just playing for two days and I'm tired and impatient, right?" He walked anxiously between the coffee table and the sofa for a few steps, stopped again, took a few breaths, his eyes gradually became hollow, and he drooped. Looking at the pattern on the carpet: "I knew you were like this..."

What Chen Youhan said was bullshit.No matter how eloquently or emotionally he spoke, it was all bullshit.

He will play with him seriously for seven days, seven years and 70 years. It's all bullshit, bullshit!

Ye Kai gasped for breath, raised his eyes to look at Chen Youhan, turned his head and walked upstairs.The agony of two years ago was overwhelming him and suffocating him.What went wrong?Didn't he go to the emergency room because he was drunk?Didn't he not touch anyone for the sake of keeping himself clean for two years?Didn't he, as Gu Xiu said, never have a good birthday again? Every year on August [-]th, he cried and read his name in a drunken dream?Didn't he customize a sapphire ring and collect his skis and Uncle Chen said he wanted to marry a man named Ye Kai?

What went wrong?

He just wanted to take revenge on him briefly, to take revenge on him for deceiving him once.He doesn't ask if there are difficulties, and he doesn't pursue if there are unspeakable secrets. He just wants to play tricks on him superficially and take revenge on him, so he completely lets go of the past and never changes in this life.

Why?People who keep saying that they are serious just say they can't continue playing for three days?

... Another beautiful lie, another sweet but shitty love story.

His toes hit the table leg, Ye Kai's face turned pale in pain, he gasped and squatted down to cover his toes.Cruciating pain pierced from the toes to the heart.

Chen Youhan's expression changed drastically, and he quickly rushed over and squatted in front of him, hugged him, spread his fingers and coaxed: "Shh, shhh, let me see, let me see."

See what you can see, it's not the toes that hurt, it's not the toes that are hurt.

Ye Kai shook off his hand, spoke with a strong nasal voice, and said angrily: "Get out!"

Chen Youhan was so angry that his heart ached, he hugged him hard and scolded: "Young master, ancestor, baby, do you know how bad your play is and how fake your acting skills are? I want to accompany you to continue acting, you want me to be sad, sad, jealous, I will work hard, I will It makes you happy and happy to try hard to be fake, but look at me, huh?" Chen Youhan grabbed his shoulders and let Ye Kai's red eyes look at him: "I'm also very bad at acting, you know? I love you , I am willing to spend my whole life to make you happy and make you act coquettishly and lose your temper, there are still a few decades in the future, not less than three days, okay?"

Ye Kai blinked his eyes, and tears fell down.

Chen Youhan gently wiped it off with his fingertips, his heart ached, but with a smile on his face: "I watched Fanning's monitoring, you know I love you, you know I love you...it hasn't changed a day."