I was a stand-in for those years

During the first half month of school, Guo Zichen had four people in a dorm, and he only met Zhang Chengwen once, and he never met that roommate named Tu Zheng.Fortunately, Wang Bing was a nice person, and Guo Zichen and the others lived in the dormitory, attended classes and ate together, and lived a comfortable life.

That night, Guo Zichen was doing the four-level real paper under his desk, and Wang Bing came over and knocked him on the head: "Hey Chenzi, the student union is recruiting new students, don't you want to join a department?"

"Student Union? What department? Is there a food department?"

Wang Bing rolled his eyes at him: "What are you thinking? You are dreaming."

Guo Zichen then lowered his head and continued to write his paper: "Then I won't go."

Wang Bing moved over the small bench under his desk, sat next to Guo Zichen, and did ideological work for him like a leader: "Look at which college student doesn't join the student union? Look, I've already typed up the registration form, we two Join one together, just the sports department? Huh? What do you think?"

Guo Zichen looked at the registration form in Wang Bing's hand, then at his own CET-[-] test paper, and replied, "Forget it, I want to find a part-time job, and I'm too busy."

Wang Bing was expecting Guo Zichen to agree with him like a pug with wide eyes, but after hearing Guo Zichen's repeated refusals, he felt bored: "Come on, if you don't add it, then I won't add it either. Bar."

Guo Zichen didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "No, no, no, you should add more, what do you care about me?"

Wang Bing glared at him: "If I join the student union, I will be so busy in the future, then you will be alone in the dormitory. Don't you think of me? Think of loneliness, emptiness, and coldness?"

Guo Zichen covered his face and laughed for a long time: "No, you're thinking too much."

Guo Zichen thought, since he was with Wang Beibei in the future, he couldn't wrong her girl, and he didn't have much money, so he counted on his fingers, and his only property was the one thousand Huabei.So while he was studying, he also worked as a part-time student in the school library.But the student's salary was not even enough to invite the two of them to have a barbecue, so Guo Zichen made up his mind to take a part-time job outside the school.

On a sunny Friday afternoon, Guo Zichen walked out of the school gate and went to the nearby snack street. Guo Zichen watched from family to family, and finally saw the nationally famous Li Liang Malatang recruiting students for part-time jobs.

Guo Zichen pushed open the door, and saw only one chef working in front of the cooking pot. Although the shop was not big, and there were no waiters, but the environment was good, and the warm yellow lights made a Mala Tang shop very tall, Guo Zichen took a look , Even the seats are fake leather.

"Hello, what would you like to eat? The Mala Tang set meal or optional?" The store manager and chef asked him politely.

The store manager is a kind-hearted big brother, a little fat, and looks like he is in his early forties.Guo Zichen replied politely, "Hi, I see that there is a part-time job for students hanging on the door of your store, I want to come over and try."

The store manager sized Guo Zichen up and down, seeing the bookish look on the kid, and felt that he couldn't do the rough work in the store, so he simply asked him, "Young man, which nearby university are you a student from?"

Guo Zichen replied to him, "Big G."

The store manager patted his thigh, "Let me just say, you have a G-sized face."

Guo Zichen:? ? ?

The store manager continued, "G is amazing. The students there will be social elites in the future, and I'm afraid it's a shame to come to our small store."

Guo Zichen could tell that the store manager was afraid that he would not be able to do a good job, so he flattered him, "What kind of social elite, boss, you are exaggerating, and I am just a poor student. Look at how successful you are as your own boss. And you This spicy hot pot is very famous, and it is a nationwide chain. I have eaten it in our county, and it tastes super good. Don't worry, if I can come to work part-time, I will definitely do a good job. How can I be lazy in front of delicious food, right? "

The boss was very happy to be told by Guo Zichen, and he happily replied, "You are really good at talking. When can you come?"

Guo Zichen looked excited, "Tomorrow, or now!"

"We are in charge of the meal at fifteen hours. You'd better come before the meal time. The store will be busy at that time. You can arrange a working time for me tonight, but don't delay the class. If you have something to do, you can't come and tell me in advance."

Fifteen hours in one hour, thirty in two hours, sixty in four hours, and one hundred and two in eight hours, Guo Zichen quickly calculated in his mind that he could even buy a 490-square-meter small apartment near the school after the [-]th year. The house is all right.

It cannot be said that Guo Zichen's eyes widened when he saw Qian, but he was indeed in a very good mood today.After greeting the boss, Guo Zichen opened the door and walked out.

In summer, the days are long and the nights are short. It is almost five o'clock in the evening, but the sky is still bright. The asphalt road is scorched by the sun. In addition, the continuous emission of car exhaust on the busy avenue increases the heat a lot.

Guo Zichen was crazy and bold. He tried to return the same way, but after walking for more than 20 minutes, he was completely lost.

In fact, he was going around in a circle with the school as the center and a radius of one kilometer as the radius, but he was not familiar with the neighborhood and had no idea at all.

If he had a smartphone with him, he would be able to find it with a navigation system, but Guo Zichen was afraid that his phone would be stolen when he went out, so he brought the Nokia that he secretly bought in high school to play with snakes.

Guo Zichen loves face, he doesn't want to call Wang Bing and tell him that he is lost and ask him to come and pick him up, Wang Bing is the only one who can laugh at himself for half a month.

So Guo Zichen persevered and continued to circle around in the circle until the sun was setting, and the last ray of the setting sun was completely covered by the tall buildings in front of him. He was upset, and it didn't matter, the point was that the commuters on the bicycle lane were rushing desperately forward and almost ran into him.Don't underestimate bicycles. During the evening rush hour in Beijing, motor vehicles sometimes stay stuck in traffic for half an hour, but bicycles and motorcycles can shuttle freely.

Guo Zichen overcame difficulties and obstacles, came to a relatively safe overpass, and took out his mobile phone to call Wang Bing.But at this time, the subway came, and a large wave of pedestrians who had just got off work rushed to the subway entrance. They rushed up the overpass and rushed to the bus that was parked across the road.

"Crack!" Guo Zichen's little Nokia was squeezed to the ground by the crowd, Guo Zichen didn't dare to pick it up for fear of being trampled on.He thought it would be okay to just wait for this wave of people to pass by before picking it up, but some big brother who didn't look at his feet kicked the little accident phone and fell directly into the gutter of the overpass.

Guo Zichen: "..."

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That night, Wang Bing bought a roast chicken and two bottles of cold beer, and played games on his tens of thousands of high-end gaming laptops.

"Who else can a broken heart love, what it feels like to have no one to accompany~" Wang Bing's cell phone rang not too early or too late, but it happened to be when their team was about to be wiped out.

"Hey, who is it?"

"Hello, is this Guo Zichen's roommate? He didn't bring any money in my car, so he said he wanted it from you. Please transfer it to me. My Alipay is 135..."

When Wang Bing heard this, was this not a typical scam, so he snapped and hung up the phone.

Guo Zichen was in the taxi at the gate of the school, but the driver refused to let him down because he didn't pay him.He heard Wang Bing hang up the phone, and in his heart scolded Wang Bing for being such an idiot.

"Hehe, master, don't worry, why don't you give me your phone and I'll tell him?"

"Young man, how much business has been delayed because of you and me? And how do I know if you will run away with my mobile phone?"

"No, no, look at what you said, I run with my legs, but you drive a car, can I still run past you?"

When Guo Zichen entered the dormitory, as expected, that bastard Wang Bing was lying on the bed, throwing himself up and down laughing.

Guo Zichen looked at Wang Bin lying on the bed with his legs upside down and his arms and legs kicking, and he couldn't help but gasp, "Stop laughing! If you laugh again, you'll get a bastard tattooed on your face!"

"Okay, hahahaha I won't laugh anymore hahahahahahahahaha."

Guo Zichen: "..."

Guo Zichen had been tossing around all afternoon, and it was almost eight o'clock in the evening when he arrived at the dormitory. He was so hungry that he looked at the roast chicken on Wang Bing's table, and casually snapped off a leg and stuffed it into his mouth.After taking a sip of water, he opened WeChat and sent a message to Wang Beibei: "Baby, what are you doing." After sending the message, he sat on the desk, took out his high math exercise book and started writing.

It took half an hour for Wang Beibei to return to him... "Watching a drama, how about you?"

Guo Zichen took a picture of the limit of the sequence he had just calculated, and then threw the phone aside until 11:30 p.m. and opened the dialog again: "I'm looking for a part-time job today. I'll wait for your birthday and I'll give you a surprise."

After that Wang Beibei sent him ten kissing emojis, she held the phone in her palm and pressed it close to her chest. In this beautiful night in the dead of night, amidst the sound of grinding her teeth and snoring to her roommate for a while, she counted. own heartbeat.For a girl in love, a word of concern from the person she likes can make her feel that she is the happiest person in the world.

But the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. For a straight man like Guo Zichen who has just become a graphene, don't expect him to bring you any romantic love poems.

The surprise that Guo Zichen wanted to give Wang Beibei was actually a bicycle, the kind of cool mountain bike that Guo Zichen loved very much.

The next morning, Guo Zichen opened JD.com while brushing his teeth, and searched for "mountain bike". Not surprisingly, the bikes on it were very expensive.In fact, there are also cheaper ones, but to Guo Zichen, more than three hundred is expensive.

Gulu Gulu, Guo Zichen rinsed his mouth and complained to Wang Ping: "Hey, this inflation is so serious, let us ordinary people live!"

Wang Bing hadn't gotten up yet, and was turned over under the cover of Xia Liang, half asleep and half awake, and said, "What's wrong with inflation?"

"I want to buy a bicycle for Wang Beibei, but after looking around, they are quite expensive."

"You can just buy a second-hand one. I remembered that in the alley opposite the residential building next to the vegetable market north of the school, there is an old man who specializes in selling second-hand bicycles."

Guo Zichen didn't react at all to Wang Ting's list of addresses, "Where?"

"The one next to the vegetable market north of the school..."

"Okay! I can't remember, are you free today, can you come with me?"

Wang Ting couldn't sleep because of Guo Zichen's noise, so he sat up, yawned, and looked at him with half-closed eyes.Wang Bing just washed her hair last night, so she will sit up now, the green hair on the left and the red hair on the right are raised up symmetrically, Guo Zichen looks at it like a colorful phoenix.

I have to say that although Wang Bing looks carefree, he is very reliable in his work.At noon, when Guo Zichen's part-time job was about to end, he had already come to the store to wait for him.

Wang Bing led him to the place where second-hand bicycles were sold in the alley for Guo Zichen to pick.These cars were picked up by the old man when he was collecting junk. Although some bicycles were thrown away, they can still be used after repairing them.

Guo Zichen looked at these various bicycles, and his first reaction was that there was no clear price tag on them.

"Master, how do you sell this car?"

The 60-something old man was wearing a vest, sitting in the shade under the eaves, fanning a plantain fan and eating ice cream, and replied, "You choose first."

Guo Zichen pinched the handlebars for a while, then pawed and pulled the seat for a while, and finally chose a black Giant.

"how much is this?"

The old man finished eating the old popsicles in his hand, and continued fanning, "I don't make money with you either, you take it for eight hundred and eighty."

"........."

Guo Zichen, a stingy guy, if he spends [-] on a bicycle, there will be a meteor shower tomorrow night.Guo Zichen pulled Wang Bing to leave, when suddenly Wang Bing caught a glimpse of Shanghai Yongjiu at the back of the alley against the wall.

"Hey Chenzi, Wang Beibei has short legs. If you buy a mountain bike for her, she may not even be able to step on the pedals. Take a look at that one?"

Turning around, Wang Bing asked again: "Master, can I try riding?"

Although the uncle didn't reply, he had a "casual" expression on his face.So Wang Bing encouraged Guo Zichen: "You try riding."

The bike was a bit small, and Guo Zichen had long legs. He raised the seat, which still looked a little funny.

The small alley is a bit high, and the whole road is downhill. Guo Zichen doesn't have to stare at his feet, and he rides very smoothly. The high-speed sports body brings a little cool breeze, which makes Guo Zichen feel that what he is riding is not a bicycle, but a bicycle. Driving a Lamborghini.

Wang Bing looked at Guo Zichen from behind, why did he feel that the bicycle tire was so light that it was about to fly out?He rubbed his eyes and thought, no way.

However, within a few seconds, Guo Zichen's thin voice unexpectedly uttered a High F sound: "Huh? What's the situation? Ouch, stop, stop, stop! Oh my god!"

This series of horrific screams finally ended with a muffled "Boom!" sound like a stone hitting the ground, and finally left "My God...God...ah..." echoing in the alley for a long time.

Just now, Guo Zichen was riding his bike and was about to reach the end of the alley. He wanted to do a cool drift, but suddenly felt that the front wheel was a little loose.

In the next second, the wheels separated from the body, and the flying front wheels looked like hot wheels with eyes at the moment due to inertia. They made a 90-degree right-angle turn at the corner of the alley, and flew towards the crowd as if they were about to Kill demons and eliminate demons.

The flying wheels are a bit cool, but Guo Zichen's situation is not so good.For a bicycle that loses its front wheel, the front handlebar is tilted up due to gravity, and the arc is comparable to an exponential function.Guo Zichen was so frightened that he quickly bent over and threw half of his body on the handlebars.

Even in this state, Xiao Yongyuan still tenaciously flew downhill for nearly five meters, until a small stone caught the rear tire, and the bicycle finally lost its balance. A slingshot kept rubbing against the ground, and finally threw the seat and Guo Zichen three meters away, and then the bicycle hit the wall and fell apart.

Guo Zichen was on all fours, his head had been knocked into a big lump, the tip of his nose was torn, his stomach was stuck to the ground, and a piece of flesh had been worn off his hip bones and both elbows. His posture was very similar to the one he threatened this morning. The creature to be tattooed on Wang Bing's face.

Wang Bing ran over quickly, shouting anxiously while running: "Chenzi, Chenzi! Don't die!"

He just ran up to Guo Zichen, saw his posture, and couldn't hold back his smile: "Pfft...you...hahaha, no...are you okay, haha..."

Wang Bing laughed so hard that his stomach ached. While covering his stomach, he took out his mobile phone and took a 360-degree photo of Guo Zichen who was lying on the ground. Then he opened the photo album and saw a few photos he was more satisfied with. Then he helped Guo Zichen up. .

The old man who sold the car was also very frightened, and hurriedly took out an old popsicle from the freezer and walked towards Guo Zichen, fearing that he would touch the porcelain.

Guo Zichen was helped up by Wang Bing, his back hurts, his legs hurt, his butt hurts, and his whole body hurts everywhere.

"Master! What's the matter with your car! I rode your car and almost confessed here today!"

That old man is also stubborn, he will never let Guo Zichen take advantage of him: "Young man, what are you talking about! My car broke down, so tell me what to do!"

Guo Zichen became angry, and was about to argue with reason, when suddenly the old man bent down and grabbed his heart, as if he had a heart attack.

Seeing this posture, Wang Bing was afraid that he would blackmail the two of them, so he hurriedly persuaded, "Chenzi, forget it."

Just at this moment, a tricycle came into the alley, Wang Ping helped Guo Zichen to try to get out, but the car stopped in front of them.

The owner said to the old man, "Old Lin, where did you put those bicycles that you said you would sell scrap iron yesterday?"