[JOJO] The wonderful daily life of Araki Academy

Lord Dior.

Come and save me.

I hid under the table and prayed silently.

Now that things have happened, I feel that I have no way out. What else can I do except stop being a human being?

How did I shamelessly say that my body and mind belong to Joestar? ! ! !

It must be Lord Dior's guidance! !

Lord Dior is for my sake, he loves all poor little girls like me, from another perspective, Lord Dior is the messenger of love wearing crotch pants!Look at the heart on his head!

Father Pucci is right, in this world, in Araki Manor, only Master Dio can save me from the curse of Joestar's house!

No, Lord Dior, I, Kira Alice, am willing to be cursed!I'm sorry, Mr. Dior, I...I, I think Mr. Dior is more like my male mother! !

Lord Dior said, as long as he gives up being a human being, he is my savior, the savior of all cute girls and beautiful girls! !

But how could a vampire be the savior of the girls without him?

I was dizzy for a while, no no no, why should I doubt Lord Dior! ! ?

At a time like this, as long as you believe in Lord Dior, he will definitely come to save me, a poor girl who has no face to be a human being!

That's right, as long as you believe in Lord Dior, you can be saved!

A shameless girl should have a shameless savior!Lord Dior is a god!I shouldn't doubt it!

About three days ago, my uncle said that he had to work overtime. He worked overtime for a few nights and no one made dinner.

Although it doesn't matter if the tenants of Arakizhuang don't eat or drink, but because the uncle is so kind to them, his craftsmanship is also one of the best in Moriwang Town. The tenants made noise because of lack of food, and he couldn’t sleep well every night. It’s not easy for social animals. In order to make money to pay rent for a large family, they have to take care of food and drink. No one in this group is willing to work in the kitchen. I don't know why my uncle followed them like that, this is probably the world of adults, I don't understand.

Uncle has been working overtime every day for business performance, and he doesn’t come home until midnight. The tenants of Araki Village are clamoring for delicious food. Let me go after school to help make dinner for a few days. It doesn’t need to be complicated, just feed them some rice balls up.

That being said, I still helped my uncle cook dinner for three days in a row.

I think my cooking skills are not inferior to my uncle, this is the dignity of the Kira family!Although any standard is normal, but for the cooking project, we must do our best!

Monsieur Dior complimented my cooking on good food, but it would be perfect to let him drink some blood.

He said he hadn't eaten bread for hundreds of years, so I went to the bakery and bought him a dozen baguettes, but I don't know why Mr. Dior was so angry that he smashed several sets of bone china tea sets carefully selected by his uncle. many!

He said loudly: "Ben DIO doesn't want to eat that kind of bread!!!! Are you kidding me! Ben DIO is a vampire!! Do you remember how much bread you have eaten?!"

"Remember, I probably ate more than 1000 since I was a child... Our family doesn't like to eat Western-style bread very much, and we always cook porridge at home."

Mr. Dior's complexion was colorful and very pretty at the time, but I was completely unmoved by him from the neck up. Looking at his body, I felt inexplicably that I should treat him better, maybe he was just pitiful because Giorno despised him The old father, no, it was a poor male mother who was rejected. After all, he gave birth to Giorno by illegal means. Of course, Giorno was innocent!

Lord Dior is invincible!

When Mr. Dior looked at me with red eyes, I felt like I was in a trance.

Of course he can stop being a human being and give birth to Giorno!Dio-sama is working too hard!As Lord Dior's bun, I want to treat him better!

Although the stand-in world behind him tells me not to trust Dior’s mouthful of running trains, but he looks pitiful. My son doesn’t love me. I’ve been starving for hundreds of years and no one has pity on him as a male mother and old vampire. He bit me on the arm.

Then anemia passed out.

After waking up, I was surrounded by the tenants of Araki Manor and gave me a good education.

The big rabbit d4c said that I didn't actually pass out because of anemia, but was hypnotized by Dior.

So it turns out that Master Dio is really powerful.

Look, you already called him Lord Dior!It's just brainwashed!

No, Lord Dior wouldn't do that to innocent girls!I justly told the big rabbit D4C in my mind.

Although the big rabbit said that, personally, I didn't think there was anything wrong.

Talk about hypnosis but there is nothing wrong with me.

Then at the dinner table, they asked me some very strange things.

I have fully explained.

At the beginning, I also asked some very cute and amiable words, such as how old and where to study, and whether the academic performance is good or not.

But when they started asking me if I had someone I liked, I got really excited.

right!I just love all members of the Joestar family!

I said, "I like Xu Lun Kongjo very much. I just want to be Xu Lun's wife! Not only do I want to be Xu Lun's wife, I also want to be her mistress!"

The priest's face turned pale.

"I not only want to be Xu Lun's wife, but also her little mother! Yes, I want to marry Teacher Kongtiao!"

Although I don't know why, anyway, I will answer whatever Mr. Dior asks.

At that time, I just felt that everyone's faces were weird. Of course, Mr. Diablo ran to the house to eat after serving his rice bowl. He didn't like to be seen, and whenever he saw it, he would yell to stay away from me. Without stopping, President Fani said that this person is surprisingly neurotic, which is why he has fallen to the bottom of Araki Village, the bottom of the food chain in the literal sense.

I think it might be the target of being bullied, but when I think about it, Mr. Diablo is actually quite pitiful. The so-called hateful person must be pitiful, but when I think about Giorno telling me that this person has never given me My sympathy for the only penny of child support disappeared in an instant.What a terrible bad dad!

At that time, the corners of Father Pucci's mouth twitched a few times while holding the novel written by Mr. Dior. I don't think there is anything wrong with his expression. After all, he is a priest and has his own moral code, but Mr. Dior is different!He is a great vampire!Not human at all!

"Master Dio must be able to understand what I think in my heart! I believe in Master Dio so deeply! Yes, Master Dio is the savior of a girl who has gone astray like me!!" I clenched my fist and slammed it on the table.

I kept talking about how much I liked Joestar’s family, from Jonathan to Kongjo Xulun, I really liked them all, I even wanted to post myself to Joestar’s family to cook for Xulun every day, she called me Both mother and wife are fine, even if Xu Lun gets married one day, I can be her mistress, no matter how their family treats me, I have no regrets!

Even if Xu Lun and Qiao Luno are together, I will wholeheartedly support them!

Joseph and Miss Siji Q are a match made in heaven!

Jonathan and Ms. Elena are forever!

If Teacher Kongtiao marries me, I can live forever!

Jousuke Higashika and I can do it too!

Xu Lun and Qiao Luno are the perfect match!

Of course, Xu Lun likes to help his seniors and they fly together!

It's not a problem for Xu Lun to open the harem!

I put my other hand on the table, and told the tenants of Araki Manor with full force: "The happiness of Joestar's family is my happiness!"

I loudly raised my voice: "In short, all of Joestar's family are my wings!!!! Without the encouragement and pity of Lord Dior, I would never be able to say such words in my life! Lord Dior is God! It’s all thanks to Lord Dior who saved me from being barren, timid, incompetent and cowardly. If it wasn’t for Lord Dior, I wouldn’t be able to say such words in my life! That’s right, the great Lord Dior gave me infinite courage and strength!!!"

I don’t know why Mr. Dior’s complexion was a bit black at that time, and in the end it was all green. Maybe he likes green very much. His mouth is green and the color of the extremely fashionable clothes are all green. After thinking about it, Dior Your lord should feel relieved for a girl like me who believes in him so devoutly. She deserves to be able to give birth to a fairy like Giorno, no, a male mother like a little fairy boy! ! !Lord Dior is so amazing, not only is he not a human being, but he can bear the pain of women and give birth to Giorno!Lord Dior is too great! ! !

Although I don't know why everyone looks so hard to laugh, Father Puqi must be very relieved. He kept covering his face without reading the book. Only Mr. Katz laughed loudly without hesitation. The people are holding back very hard.

But I don't think there's anything wrong with it.

"I love Joestar from the bottom of my heart!" I continued to slap the table vigorously to make the tenants more serious: "You all have to be serious when I express my respect to Mr. Dio! How can you disrespect Dio so much? grown ups!"

The world and D4C have become world famous paintings with terrified faces. They imply that I don’t say it, don’t say it, really don’t say it. Diego, who turned into a dinosaur, was strangled by Mr. Dior and passed out directly on the ground. twitch.

"Look, this is the fate of violating Lord Dio! He deserves it! All those who destroy girls' fantasies will be sanctioned by Lord Dio!" I looked at poor Diego coldly.

"That's enough!" Lord Dior's complexion is getting worse and worse. They must all be laughing at him. It's too much. How can you treat Lord Dior like that!

I came back to my senses from the memory, this is the end of the game.

"Alice." Giorno crawled in: "What's the matter with you?"

"I don't want to be a human being anymore, GIOGIO." I said with a sad face, "Please lend me Lord Dior's stone ghost mask to wear."

"Ah, that's it, that's not okay. What will Xu Lun and I do if you stop being a human being? Are you a widow?" Giorno sighed: "Alice, no matter what you say, our family will not be angry. Why? You don't come to see how they look, they are simply very happy."

"...but me."

"I should be the most pitiful one. I was originally the mistress, and... suddenly there are so many rivals in love, and I'm under a lot of pressure."

"No, no, that's not Giorno!"

"You really like our family."

"I love that everyone in the Joestar family comes from the heart!!!!" I raised my voice, it's true!It's impossible for me not to like every single one of them!

"Oh, you just said, Lord Dior?" Giorno frowned: "You used to call him Mr. Dior."

"Yeah, what's wrong? Lord Dior is the god of girls! He is the savior who saves girls' hearts!"

Xu Lun and Dongfang Jousuke also squeezed in, looking at Giorno: "What's the matter?"

"I think I kind of know what's going on."

I was at a loss.

"I think we should form a team and go beat up my cheap dad together."

"It's Dior?" Dongfang Jousuke and Xu Lun said in unison.

"Master Dior!" I corrected.

Giorno spread his hands: "Look, isn't this obvious? She has such a personality that she can't say such embarrassing things."

"Because Lord Dior gave me courage and a chance! You don't understand at all! If it wasn't for Lord Dior, I wouldn't be able to shamelessly speak my truth for the rest of my life!"

Dongfang Jousuke and Xu Lun nodded their heads: "It's too obvious!"

Mr. Jonathan also got in: "You are talking about Dior."

"It's Mr. Dior, Mr. Jonathan! Mr. Dior is the savior of a girl like me!" I told Mr. Jonathan very seriously, Mr. Jonathan is a great gentleman, and he will definitely respect Mr. Dior!

"So don't stay under the table, Elena will be angry later." Mr. Jonathan had an awkward but polite smile on his face, but I didn't see anything.

PS

When DIO was sucking blood, he brainwashed and hypnotized Alice by the way.The buns can’t be eaten, so they can only be used for playing. When she was talking about Joestar, the members of Araki Village’s collective Joestar had a PTSD attack...

Because she was sincere to Joestar, she ended up going to Siberia...

Alice doesn't know much about the city and has no scheming, Rong Rong knows that you are the one who TEMs as soon as she hears it!