[JOJO] The wonderful daily life of Araki Academy

Miss Elena asked me to stay for dinner.

I was so happy that I didn't know what to say, and I was speechless in a daze.

Jousuke muttered behind my back, "Are you planning to marry Elena again?"

I turned around stiffly and looked at Jousuke-senpai.

He grinned and showed a successful prank smile: "Wow!? No way! It's right?!"

Xu Lun came out with a dark face and pushed the senior to help: "Don't bully her."

"How can I!?" Senior Jousuke didn't move at all. After all, Xu Lun was only a little over 1.7 meters...and the gap between men and women was obvious.

"Why not? She can like whoever she wants!"

Xu Lun, I am worthy in this life, I, Jiliang Alice, will be your wife for the rest of my life!I clenched my fists in my heart, I didn't waste my cooking for her every day, all the good feelings I worked so hard to gain have now been fulfilled! !That's right, Xu Lun is my husband!

Dongfang Jousuke was very wronged: "I just..."

Xu Lun looked fierce: "Anyway, don't bully my wife!"

Dongfang Jousuke covered his face, feeling a little pitiful, I looked at it several times and wanted to say something to comfort the senior: "...Ah, that..."

"Alice, you don't hate me, do you..."

I shook my head crazily: "How is it possible that I don't hate Jousuke-senpai...I like it and...it's too late!"

"NICE! Alice, you are so kind! Let's go shopping for sneakers later!"

I pointed my fingers, I really want to go, but Xu Lun stood aside and I didn’t dare, after all, I can’t eat what’s in the bowl and still think about what’s in the pot… That’s what I said, but think about it and make up for it Jousuke-senpai is happy to go shopping together...

Me, what a sinful woman I am.

How can you be like that.

"Alice!"

I raised my head and looked in the direction of the voice. Ms. Elena stood at the door of the kitchen with a smile: "I heard from Xu Lun that your cooking is delicious. Would you like to help us? Xu Lun is very cared for by you. Do you want to try it together?"

I looked at Ms. Elena in disbelief, and then looked back at Xu Lun who was a little embarrassed.

Ah, I can't refuse... Everything Ms. Elena says is right!

I have already taken my legs to go to the kitchen, and someone is hugging my neck from behind, and there is also the smell of sweet shower gel, sweet and sour orange flavor, which is super nice.

"Elena tells you to go, but I can't do it?"

Yes, it's Giorno.

"Okay..." I said in a low voice and covered my face.

"Alice, why are you as red as a boiled crab!! Hahahahaha!" Dongfang Jousuke smiled heartily.

How funny is this! !

Don't think of the golden experience... I think I'm going to pass out again.

"Don't faint, I'll give you artificial respiration then."

"I...I...I work hard!" I looked at Xu Lun pitifully, my legs were almost unsteady, and they became limp, what should I do! !Just having a meal at Joestar's house, I'm going to pass out a hundred times... people, artificial respiration or something... I will definitely... Helix Shengtian will die from too much nosebleed.

Giorno rubbed my head, and he was still on tiptoe, I really can't do it.

"Giorno, let go now."

Elena covered her mouth and smiled at me: "Gioluno, really."

I saw countless lilies blooming behind Ms. Elena, I shook my legs and said, "I, I, I, I will help Ms. Elena cook."

Giorno let me go with regret on his face: "I want to tease you more."

"I, what am I doing for fun..."

"It's very interesting, your stand-in looks like it's been cooked." Giorno tilted his head and said seriously to me.

Jousuke came up and put his arms around Giorno's neck: "Yes, yes, yes, it's super fun!!"

Crazy Diamond behind him crossed his arms and nodded, he was right, he also wanted to pinch the starfish a few times.

No, no, you don't like starfish! !You are not a platinum star, only a platinum star would like that kind of stuff!

Quick, quick stop!

Euler!It is a sea star exclusive to Platinum Star.Jotaro-san, stop your Platinum Star! ! ! !But Jotaro-san looks like he doesn't care about me.

Xu Lun rescued me when I felt like I was going to give up.

She pushed me to Ms. Elena: "What's the matter with you men? Do you know how to bully Alice?"

"I didn't!" Jousuke raised his hand, "It was his first move!"

Giorno immediately pretended to be good: "No, I'm just doing my duty as a mistress, I'm very difficult, okay?"

"Thanks for your words..." Dongfang Jousuke opened his eyes wide and looked at the very plain Giorno.

Xu Lun became more calm: "What's the matter, she still wants to be my little mother."

"No, wait, just now she said she wanted to marry Siji Q... Isn't that... Wait, did she..."

"Old man?" Xu Lun looked sideways at the shocked Dongfang Jousuke: "It's okay, she will say that she wants to be your little mother in a while."

Dongfang Jousuke's eyes widened: "This...you all can accept this????"

Xu Lun put his arms around the necks of Dongfang Jousuke and Giorno like a good brother.

I looked back quietly, ah ah ah! !Xu Lun hugged left and right! ! !This this! ! !Sure enough, Xu Lun is the heroine of Joestar's family, which is really great! !I love Xu Lun forever! ! !

"What is she looking at?"

"What else is there, Xu Lun is a winner in life." Giorno said coolly.

"Aren't you convinced? Don't take it with you if you have the ability!"

"No, it hurts too much."

Xu Lun and Jousuke looked at Giorno: "Have you really thought about this question?"

Giorno's eyes remained unmoved: "What? Haven't you imagined yourself as a boy?"

Kongtiao Xu Lun couldn't speak, Giorno Giovanna is a man who can talk nonsense in a serious manner and what he said is so reasonable that people can't refute it.

"I never thought about it." Higashika Josuke said, "Because girls work too hard."

"That's you. So that's why you don't fit in with us." Xu Lun glanced at Dongfang Jousuke with contempt.

"Why is it like this, can't I do it?" Dongfang Jousuke was very wronged: "Her idea of ​​the king of the sea is not good."

Giorno patted Higashika Josuke on the back: "You won't understand."

Xu Lun looked helpless and spoiled: "What can I do? Of course I choose to forgive her! After all, only I know if my wife is good or not."

"Hmm." Giorno said with a serious expression.

Xu Lun's face was very delicate: "You are a ghost!"

"Why can't I?"

"Ha ha."

"What's your attitude? You don't respect your elders, Xu Lun."

"Giorno, don't rely on the old to sell the old!"

"No, I'm only 15 after all."

Dongfang Jousuke looked shocked: "!!! You are too fashionable, can you count me in?" Jousuke suddenly realized: "You two, why don't you take me to play! Are you still one of us?"

I watched the three of them talking and laughing at the door of the kitchen for a long time, and I suddenly felt that Jousuke and Xu Lun were also good... Qiao Luno and Xu Lun were also very good! !

I, I, I support Xu Lun in opening a harem! !My three views and morality have lost a little bit.

Human beings are bread!Mr Dior is right!What use was the morality of bread to him? !No!He is right, there is no need to have any psychological burden!You are the daughter of Yoshikage Kira!You are destined to be different!You are no ordinary bun!

Master Dior is right, I can't make ordinary buns anymore!

In short, Joestar and Joestar are good together!

Elena touched my head: "Alice, Alice."

"Huh??" I recovered.

"Your face is so red, are you uncomfortable?"

"No... just..." Forget it, I can't say it.

"You child, you are really shy." Elena laughed and pushed me in: "Which one do you like?"

"Huh???" I looked at Elena.

"Tell me quietly, I won't tell that conservative Jonathan."

"Conservative? No, Mr. Jonathan is very nice."

"Tell me, I'm also troubled by what the child is thinking now. Hatsuryu is too precocious and I'm worried about him." Elena looked sad, and I felt very uncomfortable in my heart.

"I... I... that... I like all of them." My voice sounded more and more like a mosquito's cry, I knew it was wrong, but my uncle said that one should not be too honest, oh no, that's not my uncle It was said by President Farney. He said that in order to achieve his own goals, it is necessary to lie to the public appropriately. People don’t need all the facts, they just need to know what they want to know immediately, so Alice, to Joestar You can't tell the truth.

However, Elena is so kind and a lady.

"Do you like all three?!" Elena covered her mouth and laughed, she must know that the boys in the Joestar family are always surrounded by girls.

I swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Actually... there are Mr. Jonathan, Joseph, and... Jotaro-san and..."

I lowered my head in despair: "Ms. Elena, I want to marry you."

"You kid..."

"I must be weird...and not normal..."

Elena blushed a little: "How can you talk so well, I still have a chance to be proposed for the second time in my life."

"...No, no, I didn't mean it." I couldn't control myself at all! !I can't help it when I get excited... nonsense...

"I understand, that's the charm of Joestar's family." Miss Elena didn't blame me: "But I can't marry again, I'm still very satisfied with Jonathan. You can ask He Li , maybe she gave you her son."

"Really, is it really possible?"

"But I'm afraid Xu Lun won't be happy."

"...Oh," I was a little lost, how could I be sorry for Xu Lun, I was too bad: "I am too bad."

"It's okay, it's not your fault. There are many girls who came to the door and shouted to marry Jotaro. It's not unusual." Elena comforted me, oh my God, she is an angel, it's too bad that I have been say such things.

"Okay, let's have dinner together later."

Then at dinner time...

I said that my body and mind belonged to Joestar.

When I came back to my senses, everyone in the Joestar family watched me holding the rice bowl, and fell silent collectively.

After five seconds.

Everyone on the table sprayed out the food.

I got under the table and couldn't get out again.

Uncle, you are right.Alice is not worthy, Alice should live a peaceful life.

It's all over now.

I'll just change my name to Sea King Alice in the future.

Master Dio... what can I do...

Ps

Conjunctivitis comes and goes, so I write slowly, so annoying.

Many of Alice's ideas were brainwashed by the scumbags at Araki Village.She didn't come up with it herself.

She is a fool who can't think of something so complicated.

The group of scumbags in Araki Manor, after formulating all her thoughts, heard that they liked Joestar so much, then we have something to do.

Longlong disdained to bully the little girl and was arrested and fed to Katz. Dior had successfully changed from Mr. Dior to Mr. Dior in her heart.

Dio: From today onwards, I am the savior of beautiful girls! ! ! !

Yoshikage Kira: Get lost!

Pink big cat: I have already touched your green mouth meow!