[JOJO] The wonderful daily life of Araki Academy

I help my uncle wash the vegetables in the kitchen.

Uncle has reminded me for the hundredth time that girls should take care of their hands.

I said it's okay, I usually like to cook at home and so on, and I made good friends at school.

Uncle glanced at me: "Male or female?"

"Both." I told my uncle a little embarrassed: "Giorno is also my good friend, and I will bring him lunch tomorrow, because he said that his family doesn't bring him food at all."

"What did you say??? That Dior's son???!" Uncle Kira suddenly became agitated, and the killerqueen behind him let out a few hiccups, looking extremely angry: "That kid from the Dior family You don't have any good intentions at all!! You stay away from him!"

How should I put it... My mother, because I really look like my uncle, so my uncle felt a wonderful blood relationship in me, plus the romance that my mother met at the seaside or somewhere when I was young, for a while I was Those who don't have a father are brought up by their uncle, and Yoshikage Kira is actually... not much different from my father.

Killerqueen mia mia is going to blow up the father and son, it's not a good thing anyway.

I told killerqueen to calm down, that is my classmate, I kept stroking it, rubbing its chin along its back, and serving this big pink cat for a long time before I coaxed it to meow comfortably.

My uncle's anger also dissipated more than half, and he didn't mention the matter of blowing up their father and son.I really didn't know that my uncle who just wanted to live a peaceful life as an ordinary office worker had such a big temper.

"Alice, in short, the farther you are from the father and son in the living room, the better!" I looked at Yoshikage Kira and said with a heavy tone: "His father only treats people as bread."

I turned my head and glanced at Dio's face in the living room. I don't know why it always feels familiar. Although I have a body that makes people feel attractive, I have a face that makes me feel dull. The feeling towards Jotaro-san, otherwise I would have to be the mother of two children...

Alice, I said to myself, you are so morally depraved, the world is so degraded, you are shameful, you are so ugly!

"I always feel like I've seen Mr. Dior somewhere." I thought about picking up a knife and starting to help my uncle chop vegetables.

I was cutting vegetables while distracted, and accidentally cut my finger.

"It's the aroma of virgin blood!!!!" Mr. Dior jumped up from the sofa: "I smell the smell of bread!!!!"

I finally remembered where I met Mr. Dior: "I remembered!!!"

Holding the kitchen knife, I rushed out: "Gioluno!!! I remembered!!! Your father!! It's the beauty blogger Cleopatra I just followed a while ago!!!!!!!"

For a moment, the whole living room was silent.

A young man who looks a lot like Dior is standing in the living room and pouring water for himself. I thought the world had stopped time in an instant...

Three seconds have passed...

five seconds passed...

Nine seconds have passed...

Time began to flow, and the handsome guy who was standing and pouring water suddenly burst into laughter, and both sides of his mouth burst into laughter! ! !The water you drank in all flowed out from the cracks on both sides! ! ! ! !

Is it really okay?

The blogger who paid attention to Cleopatra was also very accidental, because he followed Apache, and Xu Lun always used mouth green, so I searched for mouth green tweets...

Then I found a big sister named Jia Yile written in Chinese characters. Although she is Italian, she can tell cold jokes in Japanese.In addition, she can make all kinds of cute fluffy bears by hand, all of which are super cute and cute in pink, which I like very much.

Because I don’t know how many times my uncle told me not to let me do needlework and hurt my hands.In the past, I could only do it secretly. As long as there was a little wound, my uncle would yell like he was going to die, so I can only envy others who can do this kind of cute little craft.

Miss Jia Yile is amazing!Not only can be a little bear, each photo of a little bear can also make up a super cute little story of a girl's heart! ! ! !

I often leave messages to her. She recommended a green beauty blogger to me. She told me privately that this person is delusional. He always thinks he is a vampire. He treats his fans like bread and says he cannibalize. Do you remember how many die-hard fans you have scolded? He replied with a very famous sentence. People outside my circle know his famous saying: Do you remember how much bread you have eaten?

In short, his fans are no different from those from the underworld, because I don’t know why he always slips to Egypt because of the address location. Originally, his account vest is called Dark Night Emperor, and he always posts blogs in the middle of the night, and even fights with fans. With a London accent as if he had no father... In the end, everyone called him Cleopatra. His mouth was as poisonous as those cobras that Cleopatra raised. She just let me look at the makeup, and nothing else.

It turns out that this man is Giorno's father...

"Hoho~~~~Come here and let me eat this piece of bread of yours. You actually embarrass Ben dio!!" Dio waved to me, and asked me to wash my neck and deliver it to him.

I'm a little scared, the killerqueen appears next to me, don't be afraid mi!If he dares to touch you, I'll blow him up. I've already touched your neck.If he dares to suck blood, blow him to the sky!

Wait, won't this blow me up too?

Mi... I haven't thought about it, but it's okay, indecision, the loser eats dust Mi!

What exactly is the loser eats dust!It sounds like a poor man eating dirt! !

It's Anotheronebitesthedust mi!

...isn't that Queen's song, my uncle's favorite band!

I like mi too!So I still have a trick to attack Mi through the heart!

So killerqueen, do you want one to fight ten? !

There is a legend in our avatar world called Iron Lovers Plastic World Mi!

I always feel that the world looks at us wronged.

That handsome guy has laughed until his mouth is split, it's too scary...

Uncle, who are the tenants of this Araki Manor!

"Smash Varudo!!!" Mr. Dior stood up, although I couldn't move, I was surprised to see him walking in front of the handsome guy with the mouth split open and yelling Mu Da Mu Da Mu Da Mu Da, the world kept grinning at him The handsome guy who was laughing gave him a big beating, and about nine seconds after the beating... the handsome guy disappeared.

The stand-in world is very silent, so it turns out that Giorno's father would keep yelling "Mu Da" by himself? !This lung capacity shocked me so much that I couldn't even utter a word. I was out of breath after running tens of meters... although the speed was quite fast.

My uncle forbade me to stay in the kitchen when he saw my index finger was bleeding, and disinfected it with hydrogen peroxide and alcohol at least thirty times.

I was in so much pain that my tears were about to fall.

"Alice, you have to take good care of your hands!" Uncle Kira looked at me with obsessive eyes, I think uncle seems a little perverted? ?

Then he took out a jar of expensive hand cream from his suit pocket and carefully and gently wiped it all over for me.It also comes with a hand massage and then wrapped my entire right hand with gauze like a mummy.

"... Uncle, I don't have a broken bone, so there's no need to be so exaggerated!"

"That can't be done, girls just have to protect their hands well!"

I said I was really fine and nothing happened.I glanced at Mr. Dior and felt a little nervous.After he finished beating up that hapless handsome guy who went downstairs to drink water, KillerQueen sneakily told me, he turned around and took a step towards me.

Giorno's complexion was not very good: "You just wanted to do something bad, didn't you? Besides, you wanted to suck my classmate's blood, didn't you?"

"So what?" Dio looked at Giorno with contemptuous eyes.

In the next second, he was punched back on the sofa by his own son's golden experience.

Golden experience yelled "Mr. Dior, Mr. Dior, and beat him into the sofa..."

How many pages does this take? ?

Giorno threw the bag of things he brought in at the face of the unrecognizable Mr. Dior who was sunk in the sofa: "You are not worthy of drinking pig's blood!"

Mr. Dior, who was lying on the sofa, disappeared immediately.

"...Giorno, don't be so angry..." I comforted him in a low voice: "Nothing happened..."

"It's too late until it happens!" Giorno took a deep breath: "Did you see that? He is such a rotten person."

I didn't know what to say for a while, and after 5 minutes of silence, I opened my mouth: "It's okay...Hatsuruno...um...well, your father...it's your father, you are you...I know you and that Mr. Cleopatra is different."

"Thank you, Alice, I feel much better." Giorno sighed.

"Xihua Haruno!! Just now, it was you who touched me, wasn't it!!?" Mr. Dior, who was wearing Shikusui open-crotch pants and changed into a different attire, jumped out of the room on the second floor.His mouth green was much thicker than before.

"Dio Brando! You were the one who beat me to death just now, right!!! Smash Varudo!!!!" Diego jumped out from the door of the room on the other side, and he had turned into a half-dinosaur He rushed towards Mr. Dior: "Go to hell, you useless vampire!! Big wood big wood big wood big wood big wood big wood big wood big wood!!!!"

Five seconds passed...

"Giorno..." I swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Diego... Is Mister also a relative of your family?"

"Why do you think that?"

"You are all calling Mu Da..."

The two upstairs were fighting so hard that they even rolled around on the ground...

Giorno turned the angle of my shoulders back to the direction of the kitchen: "Why, I don't know any of the two people upstairs."

"Isn't Mr. Dior your father?" I whispered.

Giorno looked at me meaningfully: "It was just now, but not now."

"Giorno, you've worked really hard..." With such a father, I really don't blame him for being so precocious. Every time he comes, he will look ten years older.

It's really not easy, I will definitely make more desserts for him and love him.

I don't understand what Qiao Luno is thinking, but with such a father, it's normal for him to have such a big temper. I understand his mood very well.

After all, his father is really not a normal person, all his tweets are insulting fans, as if he has no father...

Speaking of...

According to KillerQueen, all the tenants of Araki Manor are villains...

So my uncle also...

I glanced at my uncle in horror and opened the drawer. There were more than 20 hand creams of different brands neatly placed in it, and he was carefully choosing.

No way......

No matter how you look at it, my uncle doesn't look like a bad guy...

Killerqueen leaned over and let me touch its chin. The owner is a social animal and its substitute is under a lot of pressure. It is always hard for the loser to eat dust.The starting conditions are too harsh and its hair is going to be bald.

But killerqueen, aren't you a...hairless cat?Already bald! ! !Will my uncle be bald in the future? ! ! !

Uncle Kira is only 29 years old... Is that much pressure?

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Ps

All the tenants in Arakizhuang were killed by Schrödinger and lived here. Except for Kira, they are not allowed to go out. If they go out for only three seconds, they will be beaten to death by the doomed opponent Jo’s family passing by. They will return to their room and be resurrected. No one in Jiying can make money directly and can only rely on entrusting others to make money... In fact, only office workers make money to support their families.

The landlord of Araki Village and the principal of Araki College are both alone.

The town looks like Duwang Town... the office worker is quite special... that is, the office worker in Araki Town is also the one who was hit and killed by the jo ambulance. He can go out to make money to support his family, but he can't kill people and do bad things. Whenever he has an idea and is ready to do it, he will Was killed and returned to the resurrection point.

The boss of Araki Village can only be self-sufficient, and those who cannot attack innocent guests will be sanctioned by the Araki Law.

Because people in this circle will not die, and will be resurrected in their own room after death, so they are unscrupulous... On the contrary, the priest is the most peaceful, after all, everything is enough.

The gift that Rongrong gave to □ was a bag of pig blood... It is true that the father is kind and the son is filial.