[JOJO] The wonderful daily life of Araki Academy

Because my uncle didn't get off work until very late, he called me and told me to go to Arakizhuang later.

I thought how hard it was to work as an uncle of a social animal. When it was just getting dark, I found Araki Village according to the address.

Really, a big house.

I knocked on the door.

"Why are you here?" Giorno suddenly appeared behind me and startled me.

"My uncle lives here..." I looked at Giorno who was carrying a few bags of black things in a daze: "Do you live here too?"

"Didn't I say before that I have two dads, and one of them lives here. If possible, I really hope I don't have this dad." Because the night was very dark, I couldn't see Giorno's face very clearly, but The golden experience post came over and told me in a low voice that my father was so big that he hated it to death.

It stands to reason that Giorno's life experience is more complicated, anyway... Generally speaking, it is a scientific miracle for boys and girls.Xu Lun didn't tell me much, anyway, her other father, Joestar's family, all hated him, and only Mr. Jonathan was polite to him.

That guy named Dio is very despicable and shameless. He took Elena's first kiss back then, it was so bad!Xu Lun gritted his teeth: Do you know how important a woman's first kiss is?

I whispered that I didn't understand, after all, my first kiss was taken away by the dog next door to me...

Xu Lun slapped the table and shouted: How can it be counted! ! ?

So to say that Dior is really too much, damn it, that was Elena's first kiss!I have never kissed! !It's a rival in love!I suddenly realized that this Dior is actually my rival in love! ! !

"When you see a blond man wearing crotch pants later, don't talk to him." Giorno told me very seriously.

I turned my head to look at Giorno's face, and I felt that his entire face was blackened, which was particularly scary.

"Talk to him and you'll get pregnant. Don't talk to him if he's too dirty, and don't let him touch a finger of yours." Giorno's voice sounded like he was gritting his back molars. Especially bitter and bitter.

I was taken aback.

Giorno suddenly couldn't control his temper and became irritable: "I'm repeating, don't talk to that person, and don't let him touch a finger of yours."

"I still don't quite...get it."

"I don't want to say the same thing three times, Alice, you just need to understand that I'm doing it for your own good." Giorno looked very angry, after all, the golden experience was already clenching his fists and was about to hit someone's wall.

I turned around and knocked on the door a few more times.

The door opened.

There was a man who was at least 195 centimeters looking down at me. I was about to say something when I realized that the man was behind the light and I couldn’t see his face clearly. Because he was so strong, I took a step back and fell on the ground. Get up and pick up the gift for uncle, look up...

It hit the middle of that man's legs...

"Big......... big boa constrictor Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! "

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and !!!" Without hesitation, Giorno beat the man from the door to the inside with his golden experience, and there were at least twenty pages: "wryyy!!! You... hurt the girl's pure heart Crumbs!!!!!!"

My uncle heard my screams and came out of Araki Manor and saw me: "Alice!!! Are you okay!!!"

"I... I have something to do!!!" I cried aloud: "Uncle, I bumped into a man... Am I already dirty... I can't get married anymore ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhh..."

My uncle is called Yoshikage Kira. He is an ordinary office worker. I didn't know that my uncle is also a stand-in messenger...

Then he turned his head and yelled killerqueen!A big pink cat wearing a boxer's gold belt came out from behind him, and gave a thumbs up to the man who was beaten by Giorno.

There was a huge explosion at Arakiso!

The world is at peace.

Yoshikage Kira activated the Loser Eats Dust, and the time went back to the moment I opened the door.

The shadowy man was forcibly dragged back into the room within a second of opening the door.

Giorno stepped into the room first, and then two people yelled "Mu Da Mu Da Mu Da" in the room. My uncle blocked my view, but I could vaguely see Giorno beating a naked butt The man... and unceremoniously hammered to death.

My uncle Yoshikage Kira is an ordinary office worker, but I never thought he was also a stand-in messenger. The big pink cat behind him compared a V to me. I don’t know what happened at that moment, maybe it happened , but the big cat told me that all the bad things didn't happen, it has solved everything...you won't fail to marry.

? ? ? ! !I was at a loss, why couldn't I get married? ?

My uncle tidied up his appearance and turned around and said: "You guys get rid of that shameless guy!! My niece is here to see me!"

Suddenly, a few strong men came out from another room and directly cleaned up the naked man who came out to walk the bird...

"Alice, don't care about such small things, how is your mother?"

"My mother is very good. This is a gift that my mother asked me to bring you."

"Remember to call me when you come to the door next time." Yoshikage Kira said, "There are some other tenants who are abnormal and very neurotic. Just stay away from them."

"Oh, okay." The world is vast, and there are all kinds of people, some of whom are not even human at all. When my uncle said that, I accepted his co-tenants without any grievances, and some of them were not human at all. fact.

After all, it is unimaginable that there is a stand-in messenger in this world, plus the timeline of Jotaro-san who often fluctuates...

It seems that nothing is unacceptable.

Uncle Yoshikage Kira looked at the gentleman who was dressed and came out with contempt on his face. The man who walks the bird in front of the underage girl is a scum, a scum within a scum.

"Hoho~~~ I didn't hear that you have a daughter?" The man with lip green sat on the sofa and raised his legs, looking at me and Yoshikage Kira.

"If you have a son, I can't have a niece?" The office worker gave him a blank stare.

"You stop from time to time, why don't you go back and change?" A man in a sexy fishnet outfit with rose pink hair and green spots: "I also have a daughter."

"People who have not yet succeeded in murdering their daughter are not qualified to speak at all."

I don't even know what they are talking about.

Killerqueen came over and told me to ignore the people here, there is not a single good person in this place, it's all crumbs.

They are all bad guys whose daughters don't love their sons, and those who just want to get rich overnight with rich women, who are selfish and use themselves as food to provide ultimate creatures, and there is also a priest who threatens his father with someone else's daughter.

Anyway, they are not good people.

Yoshikage Kira will at least protect you, provided that you protect your hands with hand cream.

Moreover, all the people here don't know how to make money, and only rely on your uncle to raise the microphones. They are all scumbags who only make garbage and don't do production!

The big pink cat kept complaining, saying that it was under too much social pressure. Besides going to work, the owner had to deal with a group of rice bugs when he came back. It was too pitiful to do bad things.

The tenants of Araki Manor cannot violate the rules of Araki.

Except for my uncle Yoshikage Kira who can go out to earn money, everyone has to stay at home.

These people are all big villains, without exception.

I don't know why killerqueen is so friendly and kind to me.I looked at the big pink cat with questioning eyes.

It posted it and micked it, saying that it was on another set, and its owner was a nice guy.

You have a very nostalgic smell about you.

Killerqueen licked its hand.It really looks like a cat, but my uncle doesn't look like the big pink cat has already told me everything.

Araki Zhuang's interpersonal relationship is really complicated.

Giorno sat on the side without speaking, and the atmosphere seemed very depressed.

The pink moldy man in fishnets was originally arrogant, and the Mr. Dior in crotch pants with a green heart in that position was very arrogant.

But after seeing Giorno, he rolled down from the sofa in panic and shouted: "Don't come near me!!!!!!"

He ran upstairs to his own room and slammed the door hard, making all kinds of screams.

"It's really noisy!" A handsome guy with blond hair and curly tails came out from under the overturned stool that the man in the fishnet clothes was carrying.

There are a total of about six tenants in Araki Village. It is said that all the tenants have died in other worlds or are in the range of Schrödinger's death. So I came to Araki Village. Except for my uncle Yoshikage Kira, everyone was not allowed to go out casually or do bad things.

If you have the opportunity to go out and let the wind go, if you do something bad, you will be beaten to death and sent back immediately.

I don't know what bad things my uncle has done, but speaking of it, Araki Village's law treats uncle like a son.

The handsome guy with curly blond hair is the first president of the United States. It is hard to imagine that he is also a villain just by looking at his face.

His stand-in name is too long and I can’t pronounce it at all. The stand-in with a pair of rabbit ears said it was D4c. It said that it can communicate with stand-ins like me who have no self-awareness. It's very rare, and even if I talk to them, the master's ability to not notice is also very rare.

D4c complained to me that the stand-in is also very tiring. After catching a big president in parallel worlds, he has to run through countless parallel worlds every day. He is almost exhausted and has no time to catch his breath.

A substitute has no right to substitute.

So it seems that D4C is similar to my uncle, a social animal.

Giorno's complexion was not very good. I looked at him and then at the man named Dior who was wearing crotch pants with his hands folded so confidently. I don't know why his green mouth looked familiar to me.

As expected of father and son, the colors of the doubles are very similar.

The stand-in World President behind him looked at Giorno with loving eyes.

Then Mr. Dior Erlang raised his legs...

This kind of naked erotica is too exciting for an underage girl...Mr. Dior's body made my mouth dry for no reason, but after seeing his face, I became calm...

This in the end is why?

Probably Mr. Dior has a face that makes people look like a mirror.

Because killerqueen quietly told me that it doesn't matter to look at him, if there is any problem, I will give him a thumbs up.

So I looked at Mr. Dior a few more times.

In fact, it is not particularly similar to Giorno.

Because the atmosphere between Giorno and his father was so embarrassing, I was looking for an escape route at one point.

"Are you hungry?" My uncle broke the silence: "I'll cook, what do you want to eat?"

"Uncle, let me help too."

I followed Yoshikage Kira and ran into the kitchen, and stroked the chin of the big pink cat that came over, it purred, and my uncle's expression was a little... how should I put it... I should say that I got tired Relaxed look.

Social animals are really hard work, after all, they have to feed the entire Araki Manor... Wait, isn't it true that everyone else eats soft food? ?No wonder Giorno looked down on that Mr. Dior so much, he was so good-looking, he was actually a softie.

Mi, touch it a few more times.

It's a pity that killerqueen doesn't have a cat tail... I'm very sorry.

Ps

Big cats are a bit special to the heroine.

There are other reasons.

Alice masturbating as a stand-in is actually... other people's feelings are very slight, and the chats are all in-brain communication.So the body doesn't know.

A substitute working for the main body is actually a social animal.You might get tired if you overuse it.

Platinum Star was actually the first to have self-awareness in the original work, and he would give Jotaro to get books and the like.

The corpus luteum also looks a little bit.