The days when you can only be full by becoming an internet celebrity

The ice hole Lu Qi dug was about [-] to [-] centimeters in diameter.With one net down, dozens of fish can be caught.

The second time I came to the fish pond, the hole I dug earlier was frozen.Lu Qi expanded another [-] centimeters from the original base.Jin Tianbawang cast it down, and lifted the net before the river surface froze. This time, it was obviously much heavier than the last time.

Seeing that the harvest was in sight, Lu Qi couldn't help but go to help, thinking about how to cook the caught fish this time.But as the fishing net went upwards, Lu Qi soon discovered that they caught something incredible in this net.

Of course, there are still many lively fish in the fishing net, but what is more eye-catching than this fish is the naked teenage boy lying quietly in the fishing net, who looks like a monster.He has a thin figure, smooth and fair skin, looking up at Lu Qi, he is free and frail inside.

Lu Qi smelled the faint fishy smell on his body, frowned slightly, tightened the fishing net and said, "Craucian carp essence? Do you have a grade certificate?"

The boy lying on the ice moved his body after hearing the words, and took out a series of certificates such as the ejaculation license from the bottom and handed them to Lu Qi, trembling uncontrollably.

After reading the certificate, Lu Qi returned it to him, dragged the fishing net to the shore, and released the crucian carp essence: "Since you are a legal essence, I will not make things difficult for you. Remember next time, if you want to If you transform into a human form, you must put on clothes, otherwise you will be called a pervert, understand?"

The crucian carp stood up shaking his body, pursed his lips but refused to speak.When Lu Qi and Jin Tian cleaned up the fish, he watched silently from the side.When Lu Qi picked up the fish bucket and was about to leave, he immediately followed him silently, walking barefoot on the ice.

If someone saw him with such a naked young man behind him, it would be hard to tell even if it was justified.

Lu Qi turned around and asked if there was something wrong with the crucian carp, but the crucian carp either shook his head or bit his lips and remained silent.Lu Qi had no choice but to say that he was going to leave, and told the crucian carp that if he thought about the human world, let's not talk about anything else, at least not to expose his genitals.After saying this, Lu Qi walked towards his SUV, Jin Tian opened the trunk, and Lu Qi immediately put the salvaged fish in the box and closed the lid to prevent them from jumping out.

Just when Lu Qi was about to open the door, he saw that refined crucian carp again from the corner of his eye.He was still the same as before, without a jacket on his body.But what was different was that this time he was holding a big carp between his legs, which just covered the important things that couldn't be exposed.

Holding the door of the car with one hand, Lu Qi raised his eyebrows and asked what happened to crucian carp.Seeing that Lu Qi was really about to leave, the crucian carp hurriedly took two steps forward, his body wobbling, and the carp wobbled too, but luckily it arrived safely in front of Lu Qi.He looked at Lu Qi, then at Jin Tian, ​​bowed respectfully, and then said, "Sir, my temporary residence permit in the human world is about to expire, but I still have a wish to fulfill. I heard My friend said, sir can help us..."

Lu Qi took a special look at the crucian carp's temporary residence permit in the human world just now. It is obvious that there are still eight or nine months left. This kind of little fairy can usually return to the demon world easily.Lu Qi looked Crucian carp spirit up and down, and then asked him: "What wish do you have? Is it difficult to realize?"

Crucian carp spirit looked into Lu Qi's eyes and nodded solemnly...

On the way home, Lu Qi drove the car, looking back at the crucian carp from the rearview mirror from time to time.Crucian carp spirit has been very cautious since he got in the car, holding his head up and chest out, not daring to move.The embarrassing carp was originally brought into the car by him, and he wanted to continue to block important parts.But it's a good car, Lu Qi naturally doesn't want any incidents that are too strange to happen.He took off his down jacket and sent it to the crucian carp, and sat in the front seat wearing a sweater.

Crucian carp, who was wearing clothes for the first time, was very excited, and couldn't help but giggled while looking at the clothes on her body, just like the two-year-old boy in the comics.

Lu Qi drove fast all the way, and soon arrived home.The crucian carp spirit was very eye-catching and helped Lu Qi move the fish up.As soon as he made progress, the crucian carp essence stopped——

Lu Qi's home is really too clean, and the crucian carp walking barefoot on the gravel road is afraid that his feet will dirty Lu Qi's home.Lu Qi was busy putting fish in the kitchen, while Jin Tian took slippers for crucian carp.Following Jin Tian's example, the crucian carp tentatively stuffed its feet into the slippers, and the whole fish felt different.In the water before, crucian carp essence has been swimming by its tail.Now that he was on land, the crucian carp was wearing slippers, and he still felt a little uncomfortable.

He first hopped with both feet twisted together, and when Jin Tian looked back at him, the crucian carp stopped, pretending to wait and see the layout of the villa.When no one paid attention to him, the crucian carp spirit continued to twist its body and jump forward.Knowing that the foot staggered, the crucian carp had to take one foot first to maintain his balance.Feeling the transfer and distribution of the center of gravity, the crucian carp mastered the principle of walking without a teacher.When I walk again, it becomes much more normal.

Lu Qi put the fish away, and when he came out, he saw that the crucian carp spirit was still looking around.I couldn't help but go to my room, took new clothes and bath towels, and pushed the crucian carp essence into the bathroom for him to take a good bath.Crucian carp let out a scream not long after entering, for no other reason, he was frightened by himself in the mirror.

Lu Qi and Jin Tian looked at each other, and finally Jin Tian stood up and went to the bathroom to care for the guests.

At this time, the crucian carp essence has discovered that the beautiful boy in the mirror is him.He raised his hand, put his fingers on the mirror, and stroked the self inside.When Jin Tian knocked on the door and went in, the carp spirit was still very excited and pointed to the mirror, and smirked at Jin Tian: "Sir, look, there is you and I..."

"Hmm." Jin Tian hooked his lips and smiled, pulled the crucian carp essence by the corner of his clothes, pulled him under the shower, covered up how to turn on the water, turn off the water and adjust the water temperature, and then backed out after making sure that the crucian carp essence would be used.

When the crucian carp extract was washed, Lu Qi and Jin Tian were watching criminal investigation dramas.The crucian carp was very surprised, and couldn't understand why human beings were locked in such a thin box.He walked from one side, carefully walked around to the wall-mounted TV, stretched out his hand tremblingly, and touched the screen.The other hand touched the back, well, it was also blocked.

There is neither a front door nor a back door, and the crucian carp spirit can never imagine how people can get in.Seeing that the whole crucian carp in front of the TV was almost lying on the TV, Lu Qi couldn't help standing up, and the stupid crucian carp who was trying to talk to the actors on the TV was dragged to the sofa and sat down.

The crucian carp spirit dared not speak, and sat on the sofa properly, watching the Criminal Investigation Bureau with Lu Qi and the others.Looking at it, the crucian carp essence also saw the way——

This flat box that can hold people may be like the mirror in the bathroom, which can record the appearance of people.It's just that TV is more powerful than mirrors, and can retain human influence for a long time.

But for a moment, the crucian carp was immersed in the plot, completely forgetting the relationship between the box and the mirror.

Lu Qi glanced at the crucian carp spirit sitting next to him, cleared his throat and asked him, "What is your wish?"

Crucian carp fine body is still doing very straight, turned her head and told Lu Qi about her wish in detail——

The crucian carp spirit is over 200 years old this year, which is considered to be the oldest among fishes, but in the world of monsters, it looks like a young adult.Crucian carp spirits have always lived in the water, and they are not as anxious as humans.But just when he was about to go to the demon world to report, the crucian carp spirit suddenly wanted to leave traces of his existence in the human world.Instead of leaving traces in general, but let many people know him, like him, and think of him after he leaves.

It is not too difficult for humans to know and like it.For example, Lu Qi, because he is good-looking and distinctive, tens of thousands of people follow him after a meal.It's just that there are only a few months left, so it's a bit difficult for people to remember him after he leaves.

"Have you thought about how to make people like you and remember you?"

Crucian carp nodded and shook his head: "I've been thinking about it for a long time, but I haven't figured it out yet, so I can only ask Mr. to help me."

Lu Qi bit his lower lip and snapped his fingers unexpectedly.Just when the crucian carp looked at him hopefully, Lu Qi stood up and walked towards the kitchen: "It's time to eat again!"

The last live broadcast was about making eel, and this time the live broadcast is about making crucian carp.Thinking that there was a crucian carp spirit sitting outside, Lu Qi didn't show his excitement too obviously.It was still Jin Tian who helped him take pictures. Because there were too many fish, Jin Tian fixed the camera on his mobile phone and walked to Lu Qi's side to deal with the crucian carp with him.

Jin Tian was in charge of removing the scales and viscera, and Lu Qi took the cleaning and turned the props in his hand to cut flowers on both sides of the fish and marinate them with salt.Then peel and wash the scallions, and cut into finely chopped scallions.

Once the oil in the pan was hot, Lu Qi deep-fried the crucian carp in the pan until golden, then added chopped green onion to it for seasoning.As soon as the aroma comes out, add broth, salt, and soy sauce to taste, pour some vinegar to remove the fishy smell, add some red oil to taste, cover the pot and simmer until the taste is delicious, this crispy river crucian carp is ready.

There are too many crucian carp caught, just make one flavor, and it will get boring if you eat too much.When processing the fifth fish, Lu Qi thought about it, and then cut the fish with a flower knife to taste it.

Still pour the oil into the pot to heat, put the crucian carp in and fry until golden on both sides.The tempeh is fragrant, crucian carp is put into the pot, salt, soy sauce, vinegar, cooking wine are put into the pot and stir-fried in turn, add some monosodium glutamate to taste, and the fish is put out of the pot.

The ingredients are limited, but the methods are unlimited, and the flavors are also endless.When the tenth crucian carp arrived, Lu Qi cut the green onion, took the green part, blanched it in boiling water, picked it up and put it aside to drain the water.Crucian carp is marinated with salt, soy sauce, and cooking wine, and then scallions are spread on top.After serving, add some vinegar and shredded ginger to remove the fishy smell, pour some sesame oil to taste, and add some water starch to thicken.Put it in the microwave oven, and when the time is up, take it out, and it will be a super delicious steamed crucian carp with shallots.

All three crucian carp meals were brought to the table, a plate of crucian carp essence watching TV came forward, saw the same kind on the plate, and silently retreated to the side, feeling lingering in fear.

But the dining table is only that big, but the moment he showed his face, the fans immediately caught the handsome young man with fair skin and a thin body.

@读者酱w: Hey, the new face is also very good-looking!

@W熊果子W: Husband, who is this handsome guy, you should tell me quickly [Pinch my husband's little brother, and force him if he doesn't say anything] @Y上官紫馨Y: Husband, this is not Yes, it's your cousin again.

But in a flash of kung fu, the bullet screen was swiped.Lu Qi was eager to eat fish, but he had to answer the fans' questions. He was vague for a while, and it happened that the TV show was about family relations. Lu Qi smiled and said, "This is not my cousin, but my cousin."