The days when you can only be full by becoming an internet celebrity

It's not so much to say that the snake is jealous of human appearance, it's better to say that he thinks too highly of himself.

It is said that if a snake calls a person's name, he will die if he responds. In fact, this is biased.Calling a snake is also a snake, so naturally it doesn't have such supernatural abilities.What they rely on to commit murder is nothing more than relying on demagoguery.If you have to use human science to explain it, it is that they rely on the sound waves that call people's names to hypnotize human beings when they respond.

Jing Huan is also called a snake, and he has only practiced for hundreds of years, and he looks down on humans from the bottom of his heart.The snake always feels that man is a stupid creature, but now he must compete or cooperate with these creatures if he wants to survive.

A few months ago, Calling Snake became interested in the entertainment industry, and the feeling of being worshiped and admired by humans should be very good.Relying on the face he made in the monster economic zone and the resources obtained by his hypnosis skills, Jing Huan's top speed in the circle can be regarded as a rocket, unmatched.However, due to the company's hype, he was ranked among the "ten beauties".It is a disgrace to be with human beings.

Relying on his existing resources, Jing Huan approached these artists on the rankings.By calling their names, hypnotizing them, giving orders to self-disfigure.The first few times were very smooth, until he met Qi Xiuqi, Jing Huan's road to hypnosis began to be difficult.

Hypnosis is also related to the spiritual power of human beings. Qi Xiuqi is very defensive and is completely unaffected by Jing Huan.In order not to startle the snake, Jing Huan decided to start with Su Yuge, who was easy to attack, and put Qi Xiuqi at the end.Never thought that Su Yuge is really easy to attack, but Lu Qi like him is not a small character.

Perhaps Lu Qi's human form is too gentle, Jing Huan has almost forgotten that he is a fierce beast not to be trifled with.Called Lu Qi's name to hypnotize him, but didn't want to be caught in the braid.

At this moment, Jing Huan's mood is complicated, not only because of being caught by Lu Qi, but also because of seeing Jin Tian's true form.At the age of more than a hundred years old, his skills are still relatively shallow. Jing Huan has never discovered that the Jin Tian next to Lu Qi, who he defines as a small character, is actually an ancient Qinglong.

Jing Huan had no doubt that if he kept quiet, he might be eaten by Lu Qi: "Sir, I am legally a spirit and enjoy the legal rights of a citizen of the demon world. I am protected by the law!"

"Of course legality is protected by the law." Lu Qi nodded his head as good as he could, then suddenly changed the subject and laughed, "But if you break the law, you will also be punished by the law. If you confuse others to harm themselves, it is no different from doing it yourself. I I can’t hurt your life, but I heard that a snake can still live without half of its body?”

The snake was paralyzed on the ground, and when he thought of something, he turned his head and hugged Jin Tian's leg: "Mr. Qinglong, you are the embodiment of justice, please uphold justice for me!"

As early as the moment when the snake was called to rush over, Jin Tian seemed to have a feeling and flashed aside.His face was calm, but his mouth was extremely natural: "I am the assistant assigned by the organization to Mr. Lu. If he makes any decisions, I just need to assist."

This is to make it clear that he will not speak for him.It's death anyway, it's better to fight to the death, maybe you can still get a chance.Jing Huan lowered his head, his eyes flashed again and again, his body suddenly twisted into a snake, his tail was raised up from the ground by reaction, and he attacked Lu Qi's face.

Calling the snake is so fast that ordinary people can't react at all.But who is Lu Qi? Lu Qi is a hungry little expert who flies in the sky, swims in the water and eats everything he runs on the road.He has dealt with countless snakes, and Lu Qi really doesn't pay attention to the level of snakes.

At the moment when the snake was about to bite Lu Qi, Lu Qi turned his body to the left, and seemingly inadvertently, he pinched the snake by seven inches.The snake who was caught by seven inches panicked and flicked its tail trying to wrap Lu Qi up.What Lu Qi was waiting for was the moment when he came over with a flick of his tail.

Before Jiao Snake could react, he was entangled into a ball by Lu Qi as if playing around.He fell on the ground and couldn't break free, he could only roll away like a ball, but Lu Qi stepped on his tail and was ready to chat with him about the regulations on the punishment of monsters.

If you want to find Lu Qi's thoughts, naturally you will be done.However, according to the relevant laws and regulations of the demon world, calling a snake needs to be sent to the demon management office for trial.The last time Gao Tiangui was eaten up by Lu Qi, the leader turned a blind eye, and that incident was over.But recently, the demon world has introduced new laws and regulations, requiring law enforcement officers not to harm criminal suspects.

No one else would eat criminal suspects, except of course Lu Qi.Because of this, Lu Qi has always felt that this law and regulations known to the demon world should be created by some idler who does not have the same aura as him, and it is specially aimed at him.

There was a snake with smooth flesh and not too old, but it had to be sent back to be judged and couldn't be eaten.The more Lu Qi thought about it, the more frustrated he became, he simply turned his head away from calling the snake, and waved his hand following Jin Tian: "Hurry up and send him to the transfer station, I'm afraid I won't be able to bear it for long."

Jin Tian let out a "hmm", picked up the prototype snake ball and headed towards the transfer station.Lu Qi walked back with his hands in his pockets, and was bumped into by Su Yuge as soon as he reached the door of the hotel room.Su Yugra landed on Lu Qi's wrist, looked behind him again and again, and couldn't help but asked when he didn't see Jin Tian coming back: "Where's my cousin?"

"Hooked away by the goblin." Lu Qi made a joke casually, but Su Yuge was not sure whether it was true or not, so he could only chase Lu Qi and ask Jin Tian if he was in danger now.Lu Qi didn't speak, took out his room card and opened the door to enter the hotel. Su Yuge looked at both sides of the corridor, fearing that the evil thing would entangle him again, he hastily opened the door and followed in: "I said, cousin, he... Cousin Brother? When did you come back?"

Seeing Jin Tian sitting on the sofa watching TV, Su Yuge raised his hand and pinched himself.If it hurts, it's not a dream.

But he just came out of the room just now, and he only spoke a few words with Lu Qi.In such a short period of time, did Jin Tian appear and disappear, or did he not notice it?

"I just came back not long ago," Jin Tian picked up the apple on the tea table, and peeled off the peel with a knife. With the knife up and down, the peel was thinned continuously, one by one, and soon only the flesh was left. "You go out on the front foot, and I will come back on the back foot."

"So that's the case." Su Yuge nodded and asked Lu Qi, "Have you caught the man behind the scenes?"

Lu Qi naturally took the peeled apple from Jin Tian's hand, took a bite, and said vaguely: "I caught it, and I will hand it over to the department I want to change. I am not in a position to disclose the specific details, but I can be sure." Yes, we are all safe."

Su Yuge actually wanted to know who the mastermind was behind the scenes, but the sixth sense that human beings possessed told him that the less he knew, the safer he was.

That night, Su Yuge used the excuse of observing the situation for a day and then used Lu Qi's room again.Lu Qi didn't want to argue with him, so he still squeezed into the same bed with Jin Tian.Not long after, Su Yuge heard even breathing from next door.

Lu Qi lay on the bed, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep.

"Are you hungry again?" Jin Tian asked in a deep voice with his eyes closed.

"Very hungry." Lu Qi couldn't fall asleep, and while he was talking, he simply lay on his body with one hand, and couldn't help complaining to Jin Tian, ​​"Let me tell you, when I think of a bowl of smooth snake soup from I flew away under my nose, or did I tell you to take it away, and I was even more hungry and panicked."

You must be so hungry that you can compare a snake to cooked snake soup.Jin Tian thought about this, and suddenly laughed: "I contracted a fish pond for you before I left, do you remember?"

"Fish pond? I remember."

"It is said that there are eels in the winter. I will leave the film crew tomorrow. Do you want to go to the fish pond under your name to fish and eat?"

"I want it!"

It's the best to eat and play now!

Early the next morning, Lu Qi packed his things and prepared to drive with Jin Tian.However, people from the director's team came and asked them to assist the police in investigating the disappearance.

"Jing Huan is modest and polite, so he shouldn't have conflicts with others...By the way, the victims of the previous face-scratching case were all from the "Ten Beauties", and so was Jing Huan. Could it be one of them? , jealous of other people's appearance, so design to frame other people..."

This year the entertainment industry is full of strange things. First, the popular singer Alan disappeared.Then several artists were disfigured one after the other.Now that even the newcomer Wang Jinghuan has suddenly disappeared, it will inevitably make people think too much.

But the director said this, as if other people in "Ten Beauties" framed others.In particular, he specially called Lu Qi and Jin Tian over, saying that they were also on the "Ten Beauties" list.There is Su Yuge in the crew who is also on the list, but the director doesn't mention it, which shows his intentions.

It's just that the director is talking on one side after all, and the police pay attention to evidence in handling cases.Lu Qi, Jin Tian and Jing Huan had no intersection, and when the previous disfigurement cases happened, both of them were working in other places, and they had sufficient alibi.So the police didn't take the director's words to heart, they just asked a few questions routinely, and then let Lu Qi and Jin Tian go.

The two of them didn't think about it, they drove for two hours and came to the pond under the name of Jin=Lu Qi.

It was winter at this time, the ice on the pond was thick, and there was no one around.Lu Qi came out with an ice-cutting tool, and Jin Tian followed behind with a fishing net.In winter, the ice is thick and the air in the water is limited.If the ice hole is dug, many fish will float to the surface to take a breath. If you cast fishing nets at this time, it will naturally be accurate.Lu Qi dug a hole, and Jin Tian cast a net, and with one net, he caught a lot of fish.All of them are fat and lively.

Among them was a giant eel, which was used by Lu Qi to cook live.Being used to second-hand electric frying pans, Lu Qi was not used to using modern kitchen utensils at first.

He gutted the rice field eel, washed it and cut it into sections, then added cooking wine and flour and mixed well.Wash the shrimps, peas and cucumbers and put them aside for later use.

After the oil in the pan was hot, Lu Qi put the rice field eel in and fried it until golden, then took it out and drained the oil.When the oil in the pan is reheated, fry the rice field eel, peas, and shrimp until cooked through, then add salt and soy sauce to taste, thicken with water starch, and place it on a plate with sliced ​​cucumbers.

The eel is delicious and the shrimp meat is nutritious.The fish caught in one net was solved in one day.That night, Lu Qi invited Jin Tian again to go fishing in his fish pond overnight.

But this time, they caught something incredible.