The days when you can only be full by becoming an internet celebrity

Shan Gao said that his wish is to become civilized, but he always uses dirty words when he speaks.

Lu Qi thought of various ways, such as asking him to read Marxist philosophy aloud, but even with such a highly academic text, Shan Gao began to say shit as soon as he read it, and he didn't realize it.

Jin Tian's method was much simpler and more brutal, as long as Shan Yao wanted to open his mouth and Jin Tian made a sharp look at him, he would not dare to speak.If you don't speak, you will naturally not swear.This method seems to be effective, although Shan Gao cannot speak.It's just that Shan Gao has been aggrieved for a long time, even if she didn't dare to speak in front of Jin Tian, ​​she kept cursing others in her dream, and woke herself up by scolding.

As soon as I woke up, I knew, well, I still haven't become civilized.

The winter nights are long, and the sky is still dark outside.Shan Gao tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep, so she simply picked up the phone, unlocked it after a long time of effort, and for some reason, clicked on uuul's Weibo again.It's early morning, uuul seems to have been sleepless all night, and those netizens who scolded him for being hypocritical and let him die are taking turns.As soon as the mountain paste was refreshed, uuul sent a new Weibo——

@uuul: I'm so tired, I'm going to die today.Are you satisfied?

Shan Gao's stunned kung fu, several netizens have already clicked to reply——

"What you say is what you say, go to hell. Remember to broadcast live."

"Who cares if you die or not, want to be popular, hype rubbish."

"Please hurry up and die, your girlfriend doesn't want you, and we hate you too. Why do you still post Weibo to find your presence?"

"You don't want to die at all, do you? Do people who want to die post Weibo? You won't commit suicide at all. Bet, if a blogger commits suicide live, I'll eat it."

……

Shanyou flipped through Weibo one by one, surprised by the viciousness of human words.He instinctively wanted to swear, but for some reason, he tremblingly typed a few words——

@山中人: Blogger, don’t die.Even if you die, don't die for such a group of losers.

It took only a few tens of seconds for Shanyou’s comment to be sent, and someone immediately replied that he was the Holy Mother, who was as eye-catching as a garbage blogger, saying, "Such a Holy Mother, is it because your mother blew up?" and so on.Just when Shanyou was about to reply, he suddenly received a private message from uuul.

uuul: Yamanaka, thank you.Don't reply to Weibo anymore, I'm really sorry for hurting you.

It was the first time that Shan Gao heard a human being thank him, turned over and lay down on the bed, pondered for a long time before replying: You're welcome, don't pay attention to those bitches.They are losers in life, so they come to the Internet to find a sense of presence with full of hostility.What a fucking bunch of cowards, they just know how to fuck around the Internet.

uuul: I don't know if they are losers, but I really was back then.I'm so tired, I can't take it anymore.Since they want me to die, I'll go and fulfill their wish.

Mountain Man: Don't, are you stupid, why should you satisfy their wishes.

Mountain Man: Blogger, are you still there?

Mountain Man: Don't be so damn hard on yourself.

Just as Shang Ao was in a hurry to type the private message, uuul sent another Weibo——

@uuul: Since you want me to die so much, then I will die.I hope you can be happy, and thank you friends who have always supported me, don't feel sorry for me, this is my own choice.

The painting style of the comments is surprisingly vicious, most of them are saying that the bloggers are telling lies, and they will do whatever they can to gain attention.And remember to broadcast live, otherwise who knows if you are really dead.

There are also some girls who know him who say don't be overwhelmed, everyone is always there.But these well-intentioned remarks were quickly drowned in the cynicism of netizens, no more, no ripples.

Shan Gao sat up, feeling uneasy for some reason.He flipped through uuul's Weibo one by one, and kept comforting himself. Looking at the sunny little boy, he shouldn't be overwhelmed.

When Lu Qi went out in the morning, he saw Shan Yao holding his phone in a daze.When greeting him, for the first time ever, he forgot to swear.

After a night, Lu Qi was already starving.He dragged out a box of wild eggs from the storage room, ready to make omelets.

Wash and dice fresh carrots, chop green onions, and dice ham, and set aside for later use.The eggs are the "salary" issued by the demon management office this month. It is said that in order to lay these hundreds of boxes of salary eggs, the pheasant essence lays eggs in the nest during lunch breaks throughout the month, and the whole chicken is almost hollowed out.

The eggs laid by pheasant essence are not the same as those laid by ordinary chickens. The eggs are even in size and are about the size of goose eggs.Lu Qi found a container as big as a basin, and cracked more than [-] eggs into it, beat it with a super-large egg beater, added salt and seasonings, and after stirring evenly, he saw the diced vegetables and ham prepared earlier Add Ding and stir well.

Oil was added to the pot, and when the oil was hot, Lu Qi scooped the egg liquid into it with a spoon.There was a sizzling sound in the pot, but after a while, the pheasant eggs condensed into cakes.While the omelet was still tender, Lu Qi immediately rolled the omelet into a roll with chopsticks, put it in a pan and heated it with oil.Once an egg roll is ready, just scoop the egg liquid into it.The finished omelet rolls are placed on a plate and set aside, with salad dressing or tomato sauce squeezed on top.

The omelet rolls are golden in color, and the outer layer is inlaid with diced carrots, chopped green onions and diced ham. The color is bright and the egg flavor is rich.The tomato sauce is sweet and sour, and the salad dressing tastes great, with milk and a few bright red, crisp and sweet apples on the side.After a meal, I was very satisfied.

With an omelet omelet in his mouth, Jin Tian wore a loose casual attire, drank the milk in his glass and hurried out.

"Where are you going?"

"Go back to Xuanwu's store to deliver food. I'm the store's face." Jin Tian smiled at Lu Qi, and closed the door handsomely.

Zhang Dong made an appointment for Lu Qi to audition for a movie, and when Lu Qi went out, he told Shan Yao: "Don't forget to bring your keys when you go out, and call me if you need anything. If you meet someone, don't speak unless you have to. "

Shan Gao nodded and was busy clearing the tableware.The most stocked snacks in Lu Qi's small granary are crispy vegetables. The mountain paste can't get the deliciousness of this kind of snacks, but I still like to hear the sound of crackling.

He turned on the TV and watched it for a while, feeling bored, and started swiping his phone again.Without much thought, I clicked on uuul's Weibo——

@uuul: I have bought charcoal and medicine, life is already very boring, since you want me to die so much, then I will try to die.

As soon as this Weibo came out, a large number of netizens rushed up immediately, saying that they are going to die, remember to broadcast Yunyun live.Some people felt that something was wrong, and they were afraid that the boy was really overwhelmed, so they contacted the police.It's just that through the Internet, I don't even know the family name, so it's not easy to call the police.

Shan Gao silently started flipping through uuul's Weibo, trying to find out his personal information——

Regardless of whether the suicide he said was true or not, he had to find it before he could rest assured.

In a high-tech industrial park, a HR girl who has been working all morning walks heavily to get takeaway at the stairs.

As soon as the elevator opened, I don't know if it was an illusion, but the girl always felt that there was a light flashing in front of her eyes, and it disappeared in a flash.When she raised her head and followed the man's chest up, she saw a face so handsome that words could not describe it.Seeing that the girl was dumbfounded, Jin Tian strode out of the elevator, handed the bag in front of her, and raised the corner of his mouth slightly: "Hi, is that Miss Wang? Your takeaway."

"Oh." The girl mechanically stretched out her hand, obviously wanting to look at his face, but she didn't dare to look him in the eyes, she just called out tentatively, "Cousin?"

Jin Tian was taken aback for a moment, and then smiled suddenly: "Huh?"

"No, it's nothing." The girl walked back with the takeaway, and turned around suddenly after walking a few steps, "Cousin, you are really handsome."

Jin Tian raised his eyebrows and said politely: "Thank you."

The girl blushed until she turned the corner and couldn't help screaming: "Ah..."

Jintian returned to the food delivery industry, and the customers' reactions were first surprise and then joy.If it wasn't for the Laowujia's Zhajiangmian convention that they couldn't designate takeaway boys, Jin Tianrun wouldn't be able to deliver all the endless takeaways in a day.

Because of Jin Tian, ​​Xuanwu's store was once again on the hot search list.At the same time, Lu Qi's audition went very smoothly, and the advertiser had already confirmed him as the spokesperson almost as soon as he showed up.

After Lu Qi finished his work, he drove to Xuanwu's shop and picked Jin Tian back.Xuan Wu leaned against the door frame, looked at the two people sitting in the driver and the co-driver, curled his lips: "Mr. Jin is treated well, I don't remember Mr. Lu Qi being so caring about me."

Before Lu Qi could speak, Jin Tian fastened his seat belt, leaned comfortably on the passenger seat, and smiled at Xuan Wu: "You're not me..."

The following words were all buried in the sound of the car starting, Xuanwu watched the SUV wagging its tail, suddenly smiled, turned and entered the house.

"Tired?" Jin Tian turned his head to look at Lu Qi and asked aloud.

Lu Qi turned the steering wheel and let out a long sigh of relief: "If you're not tired, you're just hungry."

"Then what's for dinner tonight?"

"Let's cook the noodles." Lu Qi thought about the leftover ingredients at home, but didn't think much about it. "I'll eat it for you tonight."

"laugh……"

"what happened?"

"It's nothing." Jin Tian collected his expression, cleared his throat and changed the subject, "Do you think Shan Gao is a little civilized today?"

Lu Qi shook his head: "Who knows? I feel worried when I think about it. There are still two days left before I can't go back to the demon world. This brother is going to die..."

The mountain ointment that Lu Qi was about to finish was running on the road at the moment, Jin Tian raised his chin and motioned Lu Qi to look over there: "That, is it our mountain ointment..."

Lu Qi turned his head following his line of sight, slipped his hand, and the car made an S shape——

On the empty road, under the dark night sky, a red pig-like animal was running wildly on the road.If it's not Shan Gao, who is it?

Lu Qi quickly turned the steering, stepped on the accelerator and chased after him.Fortunately, he lived in a villa in the suburbs, and there were not many cars on the road, otherwise such a ostentatious pig would definitely attract the attention of others.

Shanyou, who was running wildly, heard the horn and finally noticed Lu Qi's car.As soon as Lu Qi opened the door, Shan Gao hurried to the back seat, because she was so anxious that she even forgot to transform into a human form.

Lu Qi turned around and asked, "What's the matter?"

Shan Gao spat out the cell phone in her mouth, and said urgently, "Sir, someone wants to commit suicide, I want to save him..."

uuul is an anchor now, and he is quite well-known in the cover circle, and there are quite a few people who know him.Because things got worse and worse, someone provided information such as his sitting city and school.After a little integration of powerful netizens, uuul's address was roughly determined.

It was just the first call to the police and it was treated as a prank.After uuul uploaded photos of sealing the door with tape, lighting charcoal and swallowing sleeping pills, everyone realized something was wrong.There are still many people who are spraying uuul as a show, dying and so on.But Shan Gao didn't bother to read the comments at this time, he just wanted to find uuul quickly and stop him from doing stupid things.

Just as Shan Yao briefly recounted the situation, a new Weibo message popped up on the phone——

@uuul: I suddenly don't want to die.But I can't get up anymore...