The days when you can only be full by becoming an internet celebrity

"It's not as delicious as dumplings, and as fun as sister-in-law?" Seeing Shan Gao smiling and nodding, Lu Qi was suddenly curious, "Do you have an older brother?"

"No." Shan Gao said this, seemingly regretful, and when she saw Lu Qi, she seemed to think of something, "Sir, you are much older than me, can I call you brother?"

"Don't, I don't dare to be your brother." The two of them didn't say a word, and a pot of dumplings with leeks, shrimps and eggs fell into their stomachs.Lu Qi directed Shan Yao to collect the stalls, returned to the kang and lay down, muttering, "I remember, there is a saying that delicious is not as good as dumplings, and comfort is worse than lying down..."

Shan Gao wrapped her mink fur coat, curled up next to Lu Qi, and said while lying on her side: "I seem to have read the original text, is it about dumplings?"

"Well, there are mackerel fillings, leeks and shrimps, and there seems to be eels... The eels may also be something in another article, oops, let's not talk about it, the more I talk about it, the hungrier I get." Lu Qi turned over, Just close your eyes and rest.

Shan Gao was lying next to Lu Qi, and couldn't help but take the phone.After counting the pi for a long time, he thought about it after unlocking it, so he went up to have a look, and he didn't know how to curse.After the mountain paste was uploaded, the first thing that popped up on the page was the celebrity hotspot.Shanyou has no special feelings for these celebrities, but no matter whether the celebrities are good or not, there are always strange paintings below.The mountain ointment was caught in it, and the male star was scolded for being a pussy, and the female star had plastic surgery.I was still anxious at first, but over time, Shan Gao got used to it. After I scolded myself, someone would always like it and make a hot comment.There are also other trolls. Compared with those human black fans, Shan Gao's words are as gentle as a spring breeze.

After exiting from the star interface, Shan Yao swiped Weibo again and browsed popular Weibo.One of them, a blogger named UUUl, somehow attracted Shan Yao's attention.Looking at the content of Weibo, it should be broken love, said some frustrated words, and then said that life would be better than death if this continues, maybe he will commit suicide someday.

He was originally a little boy who mixed anime, and his Weibo was full of his cover songs and some circle activities.Probably because the fans are very active, the post on Weibo became popular.It was originally a small world of self-talk, but because of passers-by's top posts, this Weibo became more and more popular.

There are more than N comments telling bloggers to die——

@ Passerby That A: If you don’t have any skills, just pay attention to this blog and hype yourself.If you are capable, commit suicide, and when you die, you will be treated as a man.

In the beginning, the bloggers were just asked to die, but as the bloggers posted more and more posts, the people below were stunned, leaving messages to tell the bloggers to die quickly, and it would be best to commit suicide live.Most people think that bloggers are cowards, maybe they are just talking, and they will not really commit suicide.

They typed the text, nothing more than to use the keyboard to prove that they are very accurate in seeing people, and they don't care how much they are.Whenever she sees curse words, Shan Yao always becomes uncontrollably excited.Almost conditioned reflex version, Shan Gao typed such words——

@山中人: The poster is just fucking talking funny.This kind of behavior is really super shameless and boring, you either die or shut up, why bother talking about it here.I really can't get used to losers like you who are so big that you want to die. 【Goodbye】[【Goodbye】【Goodbye】After typing these words, Shan Gao retreated, looking for other Weibos where she could follow along.It's just that in the later time, Shanyou kept receiving likes or follow-up comments, simply because this comment was approved by more people.Shan Gao naturally clicked on it a few more times. The boy who said he wanted to die before was ridiculed by netizens, saying that I am dead. Are you really going to have a conscience?

Weibo, which originally had only a few hundred comments, slowly increased to [-] comments.More than half of them are speaking vicious words such as "you go to die", "why don't you go to die", "go to die soon".Although Shan Gao likes to swear at people, she really can't say such words that urge people to die.Shan Gao thought for a while, and then said, "It's so easy to die, but living is a hero", but no one cared about his words at all.

He flipped through Weibo for a while and found it boring, so he tweeted Weibo, yawned, and went to sleep with his eyes closed.

The next day, Shan Gao followed Lu Qi down the mountain.Cursing was inevitable in the middle, and Lu Qi slapped the back of the head no less than ten times.Shan Gao simply closed his mouth and fell silent. After sleeping for a while on the road, he opened his eyes and logged on to Weibo. He found that his death-or-shut-up Weibo had already received thousands of likes.Shan Gao clicked in, and UUUL became more emotional, talking about the pain of losing love, and at the same time flirting with netizens.He said that he wanted to die, and the netizens were overwhelmed with joy. He said that he would die, and let them wait and see.

Shan Gao couldn't bear it, deleted her hot comment, and posted again, "I'm not afraid of death anymore, what is there to be afraid of alive".It's a pity that this comment was quickly suppressed, and was lost in a group of comments urging bloggers to "dog leash".

When we arrived at Lu Qi's house, it was not easy to eat and live in vain, so we took the initiative to help Lu Qi clean up.Lu Qi became the hands-off shopkeeper, looked at the calendar and said, "The superior sent a colleague over, and I don't know if there is much to eat..."

When it came to eating, Shan Gao couldn't help but asked after collecting the garbage: "Brother Lu, what are we going to eat tonight?"

Thinking of the balance in his bank card, Lu Qi shrugged and said helplessly: "I'm a little tight these days, let's just eat some noodles in clear soup tonight..."

While the two were talking, Lu Qi received a call from the property owner, saying that someone who claimed to be his colleague came to him.

Lu Qi told him to come in, and calculated the time, but he didn't expect that person to come so early.

When the doorbell rang, Lu Qi hurried up to open the door, with a decent smile on his face: "Welcome...why are you here?"

Outside the door, Jin Tian was wearing a slim-fitting jacket. His original cropped hair was a little longer, which softened his originally stern facial features a lot.He is now outside the door, smiling at Lu Qihou: "I'm here to assist you with your work." Jin Tian was talking, and looked into the room, "Why, you're not welcome?"

"How can it be?" Lu Qi moved away and smiled at him, "Come in quickly."

As soon as Jin Tian entered the door, he looked around, and his eyes fell on the red-haired monster who was banging on his mobile phone, and walked over.Shan Gao stopped, turned to look at the new public official, and then froze in place: "Fuck, are you a little too handsome? Fuck, this is too fucking handsome."

He turned over and jumped off the sofa, standing neatly on the side.

It was the first time for Jin Tian to see this mythical beast who was said to scold people whenever he saw it, but his way of scolding didn't sound very annoying.

Wai Lu Qi took Jin Tian's suitcase, took him upstairs, pushed open the door of the guest room, and arranged for him to stay.

"Why did you suddenly enter the demon management office? You should be able to receive a pension at your age?" Lu Qi hugged the quilt and spread it on the bed. He really didn't know what this great god thought, "No matter how bad it is, you can Stay in the management of the demon world, why don't you come here to be a township civil servant?"

"Because it's boring." Jin Tian opened the cabinet, and saw the clothes he had worn before hanging neatly there.Jin Tian curled his lips, put the newly bought clothes into the cabinet, and said casually, "You are, you reserved a room for me early?"

The villa has two floors, and the house has six rooms. Lu Qi lives alone, so it is actually a bit empty.The left and right were empty, so Lu Qi reserved a room for Ear Mouse and Jin Tian, ​​which seemed to be popular in the family.But Lu Qi didn't bother to say it, he just hummed and smiled: "Don't be too moved, brother, I'm just so loyal. By the way, have you used my card to send money to Brother Qi?"

"Well, wait for me in the future, I don't like to accept the love of human beings."

Lu Qi was a little surprised when he heard the words, and couldn't help correcting him: "It seems that I am the one who accepted the favor, not you."

"Aren't they all the same?" Jin Tian straightened things up and looked at the time, "What's for dinner?"

"I'm going to go to the vegetable market, let's have a look."

"I'll pack up and go with you."

"it is good."

Shanyou downstairs is still playing with her mobile phone, and Uuul is always online.Shan Gao was still leaving messages for him, but seeing more and more people telling him to die, Shan Gao turned to scold these reminders——

@山中人: They are all spicy chickens, a group of spicy chickens, why let others die?You are abetting murder, you know, a bunch of idiots!

Shan Gao posted a comment, then gave himself a like, and soon a large number of netizens complained about his mother.After receiving countless replies with swear words, Shan Gao's whole nerves became excited.Their family has never been afraid of scolding each other, but they are afraid that no one will scold him.

Shan Gao's fingers fluttered and tapped on the keyboard, one by one, two by one.Just when Shan Yao turned over a group of netizens who were about to experience the feeling of victory of the king, that Weibo was suddenly deleted.For some reason, uuul started to delete Weibo frantically, including the comment that Shanyou was topped as a hot comment and built a building, and it disappeared.

"Damn!" Shan Yao threw the phone aside, saw Lu Qi went downstairs, quickly covered her mouth, stood up and asked, "Brother Lu, are you going to cook noodles?"

Lu Qi took his wallet, changed his shoes, and said vaguely, "Well, let's eat something else today."

Shan Gao watched Jin Tian go out behind Lu Qi, and it took him a long time to realize that the food was improved because of the arrival of the Azure Dragon God?

Because of the recording of the program, Lu Qi's live broadcast was suspended for two days. Although there was a recording to watch, but there was no husband to interact with them, netizens always felt that something was missing.

Because Lu Qi Weibo said that the live broadcast will resume today, fans opened the client early.Very predictable, some ordered barbecue rice, or bought Lao Wu's fried noodles, or made simple side dishes by themselves, waiting to see Lu Qi's dishes for dinner.

As soon as [-] o'clock arrived, Lu Qi's handsome face appeared in the camera: "Hey, it's been a long time, little wife, do you miss me? Today I'm going to make a dish, steamed scallops with garlic vermicelli..."

The scallops that Lu Qi bought were all cleaned by Shan Gao with a brush.The scallops are steamed, and the white meat in the middle is taken, put in a bowl with cooking wine and pepper to taste, and then put back on the scallop shells brushed with olive oil.

Cut the soaked vermicelli into small pieces and wrap the scallop meat.Put the minced garlic in the pot and stir-fry until fragrant, add cooking wine and soy sauce to blend, and pour it on the scallops.Afterwards, it is steamed in a pan, the finished scallops are tender and delicious, the vermicelli are chewy and fragrant, and the fragile garlic is poured on the scallops, it looks delicious.

While waiting for the rice to be cooked, some fans noticed the difference and asked Lu Qi——

@白草: Husband, you don’t have a fixed lens today, who is helping you take pictures?

Lu Qi looked up and saw this sentence, and pursed his lips at Jin Tian: "Who are you?"

Jin Tian turned his phone to the front camera and smiled at the camera: "Hi, sisters-in-law, do you still know me?"

@悠子: Oh my God!Prosperous beauty! ! !Cousin, I want to give birth to a monkey for you! ! !

@李清玲: My husband's younger brother calls me sister-in-law, it seems there is nothing wrong with it.But cousin, do you know?I don't want to be your sister-in-law, I just want to be your wife! ! !