This gold master is poisonous

That afternoon, when Shen Xun went downstairs and saw Tu Ke, he thought that Gu Hang had really recruited someone to teach him universal aesthetics.

Fortunately, Tuke didn't have any textbooks, let alone a VCD.Shen Xun breathed a sigh of relief, and went up to take care of him: "Brother Tu is here. Brother Hang went out in the morning, and I don't know if he will come back later."

"Yeah." Tuke nodded, and then a little smirk appeared on his face: "When you see it's me, you come up to say hello, and when you see it's you, Boss Han, just pretend to be empty? Last time, Boss Han was so mad at you Half dead."

This time Shen Xun shook his hand: "Forget it, I don't dare to challenge him to be 'My Boss Han'. I want to be a boss like him in the future, and I will be forced to eat three taels and vomit a catty every day, and my bones will be crushed. Besides, last time I really didn't know that he studied literature." I didn't even know that he would write poems about complaining women with a literary heart.

Tu Ke let out a muffled laugh, obviously thinking of that too: "It's fine if you didn't receive him that day, why did you add him on WeChat that night? Boss Han was waiting for you to say something to him, but he didn't expect your voice He didn't say anything, and directly posted his previous masterpieces on Moments."

Thinking of what he did that night, Shen Xun coughed a little guilty: "I really didn't expect Boss Han to add me." Since he didn't say a word in the verification application at that time, he originally expected that Han Shenglin would not pass at all. His invitation.

"He didn't know it was you, but I knew it. I was by his side at the time, and I asked him to add you by the way." Tuke nestled on the sofa and stretched comfortably: "WeChat name uses I haven’t changed it for so long, and it’s still the one I randomly ordered for you. If it’s a pair of underwear, you’ll wear them out in half a month.”

Shen Xun: "...Wear it, wear it off?" Whose underwear is so weak?

"Oh." Tuke glanced at the confused little goose, and said casually, "I mean the thong. I tore it off in a hurry at night. It's nothing unusual. You'll understand later."

Shen Xun: "..." No, I don't want to understand.

With a clear understanding of Tu Ke's face and lower limit, Shen Xun didn't want to go around such a colorful topic anymore, so he just pulled back the topic casually: "I only added you, Brother Hang and Boss Han in my WeChat, so It doesn't matter how many people knew about his dark history before, and how many people still know about it now."

"It's not that he's only mad at you that he was young and ignorant back then." The following eight-character adjectives are so out of tune that Tuke himself laughed at himself: "He's mainly mad at you, Mr. Gu, for even talking to you about this. In other words, combined with the situation where you beat him up before, it is simply a combination of punches. It made him..."

"Just what?" Shen Xun glanced at Tu Ke in astonishment: Gu Hang and Tu Ke, who were not afraid of big things, clicked on his circle of friends, but there was no movement from Han Shenglin's side. I thought it was Han Shenglin who forgot all his works.

"I sold you right here." Tuco's tone was half-true and half-false, and his tone was very joking.Shen Xun glanced at him suspiciously, but couldn't figure out what he was worth selling.

Fortunately, Tu Ke seemed to be just talking casually to tease him, and didn't get too entangled in this topic, but said lazily: "I came here today not to find Gu Hang, but to talk to you, by the way..."

While talking, he took out a gift box from the back of the sofa and stuffed it into Shen Xun's arms: "Open it and have a look?"

Unfortunately, the size of this gift box is about the same as the birthday present that Gu Hang gave Shen Xun when he was in the morning.With experience, Shen Xun carefully looked at the box: "Exercise book? Textbook?"

Tu Ke smirked: "I seem to be someone who gives such serious things? Next time you will be more reliable in guessing the condom and the masturbation cup. If I give you a book, it must be a ♂pleasant ♀ magazine. "

The tone of the four words "pleasant" is too turbulent, and the implied meaning is self-evident.

Shen Xun glanced at Tu Ke with a dark face, and unpacked the gift box in twos and twos.

To his surprise, there was no exercise book in the box—the thing lying inside was not a dead thing, but a puppy with moist black eyes.

Shen Xun: "!!!"

Tu Ke observed Shen Xun's expression from the side, and he knew that he had given the right thing by seeing the surprise and joy in his eyes: "Do you like it?"

"Thank you." Shen Xun thanked, but still curiously asked: "Brother Tu, how do you know..."

How do you know he likes dogs?

No one should know about this unspoken hobby.

Shen Xun played very well with a stray dog ​​when he was a child. He had just arrived at his uncle's house not long ago, and his younger brother didn't welcome him very much.

In short, it is also a coincidence. When he was lonely and wronged by himself, he could get along with a stray dog ​​and get along very well. After that, for a long time, he would clean up the leftovers and take them to the dog when he was cleaning the kitchen. eat.

In the initial panic and cautiousness of living under the fence, the dog was his only friend.

He held the puppy on his lap and talked to it a lot.This stray dog ​​is so smart, it can understand everything, as soon as Shen Xun showed a sad look, it knew how to stick out its little pink tongue to lick his hand.

Of course, when he went out to play with the dog later, his aunt found out, she picked up a stone and threw the dog away on the spot, then took Shen Xun home, and checked him carefully for lice and bugs.After that, Shen Xun never saw that dog again.

It might have been adopted, but it might not have survived the winter.

Shen Xun never said about his guilt, longing and loss.So what happens, many times the "friends" and "companions" who are soft and affectionate in children's hearts are just an animal or a dog in the eyes of adults.

"I really didn't know you liked dogs." Tu Ke spread his hands: "Don't thank me, thank Lao Han if you want to, this dog was given by him."

Shen Xun: "..."

Hearing this, he immediately became extremely vigilant, quickly touched the puppy from head to toe, and asked cautiously: "Is there a bomb sewn into the stomach? Is the blood injected with biochemical viruses? An artificial dog with two cameras as eyes?"

Tuco: "..."

Tu Ke sighed from the bottom of his heart: "Your inner drama is rich enough. I picked this dog and bought it. Your Boss Han just asked me to buy a dog and send it over. He will do the rest of the work." They pretended that the uncle hadn't interfered. Are you relieved now?"

"I'm still worried." Shen Xun said honestly, "I'm afraid to keep Boss Han's gift."

"Then you throw it away." Tu Ke said irresponsibly: "In short, what I said above did not lie to you, and I am only responsible for giving gifts, regardless of the follow-up."

It seemed that Tu Ke really only came here to give Shen Xun a gift. He left shortly after putting down the gift box, and he refused to stay for a while until Gu Hang got off work.Shen Xun tried to persuade him to stay, but he didn't answer, just laughed, a little gloating.

Shen Xun: "..." How could he have a premonition that nothing good will happen next.

Still a little uneasy in his heart, Shen Xun took out his phone and sent a WeChat message to Tu Ke: "Brother Tu, you really didn't mean to tease me? Why are you smiling so weirdly?"

Tuke's reply was quick, Shen Xun watched Tuke's flamboyant purple sports car drive away, and at the same time his mobile phone screen lit up, and he was worried about his personal safety.

The next thing he saw was the reply: "Will you use an adjective? It's not weird, it's GAY in GAY."

Shen Xun: "..." Very good, Tuke can do it.

The gift givers all ran away, and it was impossible for Shen Xun to throw the dog back in the sky.He asked the servant for a thick mat to use as a kennel first, and then went downstairs to the supermarket to carefully choose dog food for the puppies.

Tu Ke's running was also unreliable. After Shen Xun prepared the dog food, he came and went with him a few times, asking about the puppy's age and breed.But other than that, Tuko didn't know anything about the feeding and habits of this Samoyed.

From this point of view, Tu Ke and Han Shenglin are really masters at the level of equal numbers.

Shen Xun complained to Tuke in his heart, but took care of the puppy patiently.If he could look himself in the mirror at this moment, he would find a smile on his lips.

What shall I name you?Shen Xun was lying on the floor, gently stroking the drowsy snow-white puppy's fur with his fingers, his eyes were full of joy.Even the other arm that was supporting the ground was beating subconsciously.

This little guy is his now.

After a while, wait for Brother Hang to come back and talk to him.Shen Xun thought happily: report to him.I don't know if he likes dogs?I probably like it, this little guy is so cute.If Brother Hang is interested, he can also give him the right to name the puppy.

This little Samoyed was nodding its head, sleeping soundly on the mat, not as afraid of the new environment as Shen Xun worried.Shen Xun saw its body like a white ball over and over again, its wet black nose, and occasionally blew a little breath to blow its fluffy white hair.

Before Shen Xun realized it, he was already humming.

The stray dog ​​was also white at the beginning, but it was too dirty, so it looked gray from left to right.Shen Xun took advantage of the summer to give it a bath, and then the dog became very clean.

I don't know if the little things in front of me are afraid of water?Judging from Shen Xun's meager experience, dogs don't seem to like taking a bath.

It should be ugly when it gets out of the bath.Shen Xun conceived with great interest: the hair has collapsed and stuck to the body, will it be startled when you look at yourself in the mirror, and it will be cute to pounce on the mirror and bite it.

The puppy didn't sleep for too long, probably because he wasn't very familiar with the environment, it woke up soon, sniffling his nose and licking Shen Xun's fingers while half asleep, wondering if he smelled a little bit of dog food.

Shen Xun picked it up together with the cushion, went downstairs and walked around.The door opened at this moment, and Shen Xun waved happily: "Brother Hang..."

Gu Hang stopped, he said cautiously: "What is in your hand?"

"Eh? You mean this dog? Samoyed, Brother Hang, don't you think it's cute? Do you want to name it?"

"..."

Gu Hang stared at this person and dog for a moment, and after seeing Shen Xun's tendency to walk towards him, he backed out very naturally, and slammed the door.

Shen Xun: "...Brother Hang?"

What does this mean?Does it mean "my posture at the door is wrong"?

He carefully recalled Gu Hang's expression and posture when he just entered the door, and felt that it might not be regarded as "stopping", but should be classified as "frozen".

At this moment, his cell phone rang, Shen Xun answered the call, and heard Gu Hang's steady order: "Take the dog upstairs, and then you come down and talk to me about this issue."

"That..." A guess slowly surfaced in Shen Xun's mind: "Brother Hang, I am curious to ask, are you... afraid of dogs?"

"..."

There was a suspicious silence on the other end of the phone.

Shen Xun: "..." He seemed to suddenly understand something.