This gold master is poisonous

Gu Hang waved his hand feebly, blocking back Shen Xun's intense gossip that was about to turn into substance and was about to gushe out.

He glanced at the Chinese man on TV again, and then said plainly: "He is my college classmate and my ex-boyfriend. He broke up with me on his own initiative. If we have to say it, we are not at fault."

Shen Xun: "Yeah, what then?"

Gu Hang: "What do you want and then, there is no more, it's over."

Shen Xun: "..." Pants are off, listen to this!

Never thought that Gu Hang's smart appearance was covered with such a numb and dull heart, that he was ignorant of the most basic gossip needs of human beings, anticlimactic, and unrefined, and Shen Xun was suddenly infatuated.

"For example, which one of you is pursuing whom? What is the reason for breaking up? Brother Hang, please make it clear."

Gu Hang rubbed his temples, with a toothache expression of "this kind of thing is a little hard to say" on his face.He tilted his head to glance at Shen Xun's face full of interest and emotions, and heaved a long sigh, but in the end he said something more detailed.

"We were college classmates. I found out about his sexuality by accident at a party, and he did have qualities that attracted me, so I started pursuing him. Three months later, we were together."

"You should know that there is a Taoist saying called 'Hui Jian Zhan Qingsi'. I thought we were boyfriends, but I really didn't know that he believed in a religion since he was a child...don't ask me what religion, just the main theme and From a dogmatic point of view, this religion seems to be a hybrid product, and I didn’t quite figure it out until the end.”

"All in all, his religion advocates cutting off love threads, and he himself is a technical geek, and he has been sharpening his sword on the subject of combining human emotions and AI. It just so happened that my appearance helped him cut off the fate, and by the way, I provided him with About the unprecedented new experience of love, it has made a great contribution to the inspiration of the AI ​​business."

Speaking of this, Gu Hang's expression was inexplicably gloomy: "Anyway, that's how it is. We broke up two months later, and he warmly invited me to join the church as a brother and sister. But I really don't want to join the church and ask for male disciples." The sect that performs ligation surgery, so I haven’t contacted him since then.”

Shen Xun: "..."

This is really a tearful love story.

I don’t know whether Gu Hang’s own experience is too tragic and bizarre, or Gu Hang’s narrative method is humorous and interesting. Anyway, Shen Xun feels that the whole story is full of hilarious joy, and he has to work hard to hold back the laughter. .

"Look out, Brother Hang." Shen Xun comforted him with a tone of someone who had experienced something serious: "In life, who hasn't met a few scumbags?"

"How many? Why so many?" Gu Hang corrected sadly: "Xiao Xun, Alex is my only boyfriend, I don't need you to add more tragic elements to me."

Shen Xun looked at Gu Hang sympathetically, but he really wanted to laugh more.

"Laugh if you want to laugh. Old Han and Tuke have laughed too. You are the only one." Gu Hang lazily leaned on the sofa again, and casually picked up the unfinished cup of strong drink. Tea.After reaching out to check the temperature on the wall of the cup, he added half a cup to himself.

He made Shen Xun laugh so generously, but Shen Xun was embarrassed to laugh instead.Seeing that Gu Hang seemed to have lifted his spirits a little with the help of tea, Shen Xun asked curiously: "To be honest, Brother Hang, what did you like about this technical geek back then?"

Gu Hang glanced at Shen Xun.This look was very deep, and immediately made him start to reflect on whether he was too lively to see Gu Hang drunk - the aesthetic view of his partner, this is already a very personal issue.

Unexpectedly, Gu Hang actually answered his question: "The feeling of being a fledgling, a kind of tenacity that is very persistent, a little tough resistance, and when I am with him, I am really relaxed and happy. You See, he fits all my aesthetics."

When he said this, his eyes were still looking at Shen Xun with good eyes, there was a kind of strange tenderness in those eyes, which made Shen Xun feel very uncomfortable.

And I don't know why, Gu Hang's sentence "he fits all my aesthetics" made Shen Xun feel a little uncomfortable in his heart, this feeling seemed to catalyze the joke he just saw into sourness.

Ignoring the unhappiness in his heart, Shen Xun turned his head to avoid Gu Hang's gaze, and said deliberately: "Even when he gave you the address of the ligation hospital, are you relaxed and happy?"

Gu Hang: "..."

Contrary to Shen Xun's expectation, Gu Hang did not show any embarrassment because of this unkind joke.On the contrary, he bent his eyes as if he was amused, and said slowly: "That's right, it's just as relaxed and happy as when I'm with you now."

Shen Xun: "..."

He felt that he had been defeated by Gu Hang, but he couldn't find anything to say for a while.

Gu Hang put down the teacup and stood up.Shen Xun looked at his tall and long-legged back, and asked the words he had always cared about: "Brother Hang, do you still remember what happened after you got drunk?"

"Suddenly realized that I have done something good, huh?" Gu Hang teased.He turned his head to look at Shen Xun with a smile, then cleared his throat, and said softly in an illusory tone: "Don't worry, I'm not drunk."

Shen Xun: "!!!"

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When having dinner the next morning, Shen Xun tapped on the side to explore how much Gu Hang still remembered about last night's conversation.

When the enthusiasm for gossip cooled down, Shen Xun began to worry that if he knew Gu Hanghei's history, he would be stuffed into a box of exercise books and sealed.

Aware of Shen Xun's hidden thoughts, Gu Hang smiled gracefully: "Xiao Xun, if I invite you another teacher, can you bear it?"

"What are you studying?" Shen Xun was taken aback, and he diverted the topic: "Chinese?" For mathematics, physics and chemistry, Gu Hang usually has a contract, and of course English is all entrusted to Mike. With his grades, biology does not need to make up lessons, that is. Complement the language?

"Well, sort of, it's mainly about appreciation of literature and art. If you're interested, I'll invite Lao Han to teach you?"

Shen Xun: "...Brother Hang, you are creating a murder case." As a result of doing so, either he was collapsed by the furious Boss Han, or Boss Han succeeded in being pissed to death by him.

Gu Hang showed a very sad expression: "But I always want to save your aesthetic preference that was biased by the 'old uncle'. If Lao Han can't do it, what about Tu Ke?"

Shen Xun: "...then you will be punished for pornography, really." Based on Tuke's post-modern aesthetics and low-level hobbies, Shen Xun wondered if he would come home from school one day and find Gu The house was sealed up as an indescribable den.

At least Shen Xun never believed that Tuke could teach him any serious lessons.It is very possible that Tuke took him to watch pornographic films, comment on the content and poses - after all, the other party really did this in the first place.

This is definitely Gu Hang running on him again.Gu Hang must have remembered all the whole process of his curiosity about the other party's last love story yesterday, otherwise he would mention the old uncle!

Shen Xun lowered his head in pain, and lit a row of wax for his heroic death yesterday.

Seeing Shen Xun intentionally showing remorse, Gu Hang lowered his head and picked up the bowl, hiding the smile in his eyes.He knew that Shen Xun was a little embarrassed now, so he raised this topic high and put it down gently.

He didn't expect that Shen Xun felt that his death was approaching, so he simply made up his mind to fill up things and put on a big beard.Just as Gu Hang picked up the spoon, he heard Shen Xun take a deep breath: "Brother Hang, you said yesterday that Alex is the only boyfriend?"

"He is." This question was completely out of Gu Hang's expectation. He first agreed, and then looked at Shen Xun with interest: "Why do you hold on to this question?"

I don't understand either, Shen Xun thought.In fact, even he himself was very curious. After one night, the impression of Gu Hang's sad and funny love story had faded in his mind, but Gu Hang's sentence "Alex is my only male "Friend" seems to have some unique charm, and he holds on to it tightly.

Is it because the gossip he has accumulated and repressed over the past 18 years is too strong?So it's out of control to die as soon as it erupts?But God knows why this exploratory psychology only revolves around Gu Hang's emotional experience.

He didn't understand his own psychology very well, but the other party obviously understood.Gu Hang took a deep look at him, with a clear smile on the corner of his lips, and explained to him very straightforwardly: "Alex is the only person who has had a relationship with me. Apart from him, I have never had a relationship with him. Boyfriend, never had a girlfriend."

"Oh." Shen Xun found himself a little tongue-tied suddenly, his lips moved twice, and he said dryly: "Brother Hang is so affectionate."

"Are you serious?" Gu Hang leaned his body in Shen Xun's direction: "Do you really think that I will be infatuated with a boyfriend who wants to send me to a male hospital?"

Shen Xun: "..." It seems that this is really the case.But are the topics they discuss getting more and more biased?

He forced a smile twice, trying to bring the atmosphere back to normal: "Brother Hang is so good, doesn't it mean that no one likes him? Why did he only fall in love once? Some of our classmates have dated three or four times now. "

"It's not that no one likes me, it's just that I didn't have anyone I particularly liked before." Gu Hang smiled slightly: "If I like someone, I will take the initiative to chase after him."

"Really?" Shen Xun breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that I would answer this sentence: "Then I wish Brother Hang meet someone who makes you fall in love soon."

"Almost." Gu Hang said vaguely, "I probably met."

His words were blurred, and Shen Xun couldn't tell whether Gu Hang said "probably met soon" or "probably already met".

"Does Brother Hang have a soft spot for Alex's type?" Shen Xun asked out of nowhere.

"Yeah." Gu Hang nodded casually: "I just like the kind of person who can make me feel relaxed and happy when I'm with him."

Hearing this, Shen Xun raised his head to look at him, and suddenly realized that Gu Hang's eyes were extremely dark at this moment.