I'm just an ordinary Dazai [Comprehensive]

"Although this question may be a bit offensive, I still want to ask, how does Yaqi Orochi-sama feel about being sealed in the yin and yang gap?"

Cthulhu was caught off guard by this question, and was silent for a second before slowly saying: "...you are really bold, human, do you think I won't kill you?"

"It's better to say that you can't kill even if you want to," Dazai said in a relaxed tone without the slightest pressure when faced with the almost threatening question of this evil god who has existed for tens of thousands of years, "The monster who threw me here said that the world will not let me die." I'm dead, I think the credibility is very high."

Although it sounds like a smug show off, Dazai's tone is actually more self-deprecating and ironic than proud.

"To be honest, I originally thought that I couldn't die because I still had doubts about this world in my heart, and I was reluctant to leave, but as long as I was serious about dying, I could do it anyway, but I didn't expect that from the time I was born, There is such a big person who I dare not imagine to escort me."

When he mentioned the word "big man", he deliberately emphasized his tone, which sounded like sarcasm, and it was indeed sarcasm.

"Just like the kings of ancient times did not allow the protons of neighboring countries to die in their own land, no matter how annoying I am, our Creator is determined not to allow me to commit suicide cleanly." Dazai sighed melancholy.

"Are you serious?" Yamata no Orochi was skeptical about this. In fact, he didn't believe that mere human beings had any ability to make that kind of existence be treated so cautiously, but it was strange that the other party appeared here—the yin and yang who specialized in detaining prehistoric monsters. In the cracks, using its chaotic attributes to deal with a mere human is really an incredible thing.

After a while, Yamata no Orochi slowly said: "I still think you are lying, if you find out the truth, you should know that there is no creator in the world we live in..."

"All mountains, rivers, lakes, seas, gods, demons and monsters are evolved from the world itself," Dazai said with a chuckle, "so the world itself is the creator. Is there something wrong with this statement?"

"..." Yaqi Orochi was hit by the huge news, and fell into a long silence that did not conform to the demeanor of an evil god. After finally getting out of the dizziness, he opened his mouth with some difficulty, "So what you said is true. "

"Hmm~" Dazai responded cheerfully, as if he could hum a song in this empty and dark space in the next second.

After a while, Yamata no Orochi, who had digested the information, regained his composure and was sealed for tens of thousands of years. He has also seen the world for tens of thousands of years, and he has a good understanding of human negotiation skills, so he quickly grasped the key points.

"What's your purpose in telling me this?" Yamata no Orochi asked calmly.

"As expected of you, Lord Evil God, you can see right away that I'm plotting wrongdoing." He directly admitted that he was plotting wrongdoing, which shows his shamelessness. Even if Dazai has hands and feet now, he might have to applaud and express encouragement in the way of elementary school students, but the clay that can't move Dolls limit his performance.

He could only answer in a normal and serious manner: "Master Cthulhu doesn't know yet, right? Tsuchimikado was able to find a way to contact you, and ran to Yokohama to open the Wind Cave, all because of the instigation of Lord Creator, who gave you hope, But I only want to use your power, and I don't intend to release you."

"Are you sowing discord?" In the darkness, the golden snake pupils lit up, staring coldly at the puppet hanging in the air, the hoarse voice seemed to be roaring, the sealed space was roaring, evil spirits were rolling, and there was a faint cry of ghosts, which immediately made people cry. shudder.

"You dare to say that Tsuchimikado's plan was not destroyed by you, and my hope of escape was not shattered by you!"

He has stayed between Yin and Yang for tens of thousands of years, and his patience has been honed long ago. A failed plan is not enough to make him angry, but being told that all your movements can be seen clearly under the eyes of others, you can run out I have to thank the other party for loosening his fingers——

Absolutely unforgivable!

In comparison, He is more willing to believe that this human being is lying, so that he can swallow him regardless of 21, and relieve the hatred in his heart.

"Do you really think that all the credit is mine?" Dazai looked calmly at the hideous scaled snake head in front of him, and said unhurriedly, "You can't even count how many times the wind cave has erupted since ancient times. Why only Can you come out this time?"

"It's due to the fact that genius onmyojis were scarce in ancient times. No one thought of connecting multiple wind acupoints to increase space vibrations to open the gap between yin and yang? Why did the Tuyumen family think of it? Ninety percent of the onmyoji they restored and improved in the past ten years came from me. , I’m not exaggerating, everyone in this family can’t keep up with me in Yin and Yang Dao attainments, how can they find the ritual to contact you from ancient books, and then find a solution within a month?”

Dazai's kite-colored eyes flickered with sarcasm, and his tone of voice was so calm that one couldn't help but be convinced.

Yamata no Orochi slowly put down his body, and said in thought: "I also felt that this plan was unreliable at the time. Although theoretically, the wind point, as a space crack connecting the two worlds of yin and yang, can affect me, but the specific location is not the same. Thousands of miles, it is almost equivalent to sprinkle a handful of rice grains just through the pinhole... I had planned to wait for a thousand years for them to try, but I didn’t expect to succeed once.”

There was a smile on Dazai's face, but Yamata no Orochi changed the subject and stared at him sharply: "But that doesn't mean I have to believe you, human beings have always been cunning and will use whatever means to achieve their goals, no different from that... Creator. "

When it came to world consciousness, Yamata no Orochi hesitated for a moment, and chose to follow Dazai's statement.

"I don't need you to believe me," Dazai said with a smile in his voice, "I'll help you get out of the gap between yin and yang, the truth is up to you to judge."

"However, if the facts are consistent with what I said, you were really deceived by the Creator, and you have been someone else's toy for so many years, why should you pay back a little?" Dazai's tone at this time was full of bewitching, like a stirring abyss, even the light A black hole that cannot escape, you can't help but be captured by listening to it.

Yamata no Orochi couldn't tell which of the two of them was the evil god for a while.

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