I'm just an ordinary Dazai [Comprehensive]

Zhongya's answer to this was a cold snort full of sarcasm.

Dazai: "..."

Okay, he understands, no matter what he says, the little dwarf won't listen, he will only think that he doesn't cherish his own life—although it is true, but since he said before that he would not leave his partner to die alone, he Occasionally try to keep promises.

He really thinks that the other self will be fine. The so-called seal is at most locked in a small black room where you can't see your fingers. Is it exactly the same?

The four-year-old Shuji Tsushima was able to persevere in that situation, seize the opportunity to direct the energy of the huge sealing formation to a certain point, and at the same time lead the feathered fox in the same space there, blowing up the monster. ——

It doesn't make sense that you can't do it when you grow up, right?

But there is no need to tell Chuya these things. As a partner, it is enough to know his glorious resume. Osamu Dazai does not need others to be pitiful. After all: "If you pity yourself, life is an endless nightmare."①

"Huh? What are you muttering?" He was talking to himself in such a low voice that Zhong also couldn't hear him clearly.

"I'm talking, Chuuya cares about me so much, it's so touching~" Dazai raised his voice and shouted loudly in a sticky tone on purpose.

Sure enough, his partner shuddered and almost missed throwing the ribbon he was wearing. Of course, even if he missed the throw, his attitude was not much better, but he roared in a very fierce tone: "Are you here again?" What are you doing?!"

"It's just a test," Dazai said calmly, "Because Discovery also seems to have a big reaction every time I hear me say that, and I'm a little curious."

Backlash is his forte, making adjustments to Zhongye's character can easily arouse the opponent's anger, so that he can forget what happened just now.

"You bastard..." I really deserve a beating!

But what Nakaya held in his hand was just a ribbon that he couldn't feel anything, unless he was cruel enough to directly destroy this thing, causing heavy damage to Dazai's soul body, otherwise no matter how he rubbed it, this piece of soul fragment would not hurt It doesn't itch.

"Hmm~" Dazai seemed to have seen the next development, and even hummed confidently.

Zhong Ye suddenly calmed down, with a suspicious expression on his face: "I have long felt strange, every time you say that, it seems that I have doubts..."

"If you want to save the main body, you don't need to wait until the celebration." Dazai changed the subject nonchalantly.

Although Dazai's acting skills are still stable under the pressure of the situation, no matter how much he pretends, he still can't conceal the fact that this special performance is extremely blunt.

"..." Zhong also was speechless for a while, and it was rare to see such a big mistake in this mackerel. With their usual way of getting along with each other, he should sneer mercilessly at this time, but Dazai will show his flaws, which shows the truth I am very concerned about that matter just now.

Boring self-esteem and dishonest personality, more than [-]% of Osamu Dazai is made up of these things.

"It's a bit fake, Dazai." Chuya said flatly.

There was no answer in his consciousness, but he knew that even if this cunning guy stood in front of him now, he would never reveal his flaws until the last moment. Maybe even if he was really dug out of the black history and executed publicly, Dazai would just hang on. That unpredictable smile pretended to be nonchalant.

"So what's your suggestion?" Zhongya asked, "Your soul and body are in their hands. Don't disturb them until you find the location of the seal, or they may tear up your ticket."

"The main body is fine, the soul strength is very high, those monsters can't hurt him, and smashing the doll can release his restraint, so as long as you find him," Dazai analyzed, "The body is not easy to handle, According to my observation, there is nothing unnatural about these monsters wearing other people's shells, which shows that the silk threads they use to connect their bodies and transmit instructions are very sensitive, which is not much different from the human nervous system."

"This means that as long as you control the monster of 'Dazai Osamu' with one thought, that body will be scrapped. Well, in fact, this is not a big problem. It can take a while to find a suitable body by changing that clay doll. Move in..."

His tone of voice was originally extremely relaxed, but under Chuya's stern gaze, Ribbon Dazai gradually faded away.

"So, you still have to liberate your soul body without disturbing them." Seeing that he was silent, Zhong Ye took the initiative to conclude aloud, and then asked, "What are you going to do?"

"Just now I stuck a tracker on Haruha Tsuchimikado." Dazai said simply.

Zhong Ye was surprised: "When...could it be just now? You took advantage of me to talk to him... No, where did you get the tracker?"

Even if Dazai took it when he came, and he was under surveillance by Tsuchimikado, how could the other party let him keep such a thing?wait, monitor...

"It was placed on me by Tsuchiyamon, I took it away yesterday, and then used your mobile phone to hijack the signal when I was eating in the morning-as a traditional Onmyoji family, introducing modern equipment but no one is proficient, it is worse than the mafia's method Far, far worse than a professional intelligence dealer like Tosi." Dazai commented in a tone full of boredom.

"So you weren't playing games at that time." Zhong also said with emotion, took out the phone and followed his instructions to operate it twice, and sure enough, he saw a small red dot moving on the map.

"Generally speaking, various spells on the mysterious side will cause interference to electronic equipment, especially this mansion is surrounded by an enchantment outside, and there are traps everywhere inside. However, after the modern technology is used in the Tsuchiyamen House, there are people in the clan who specialize in researching this aspect. , Improving the Yin Yang technique is no longer a problem."

"The person responsible for monitoring the positioning signal on my body must be a core member of the Tsuchimikado family, because the curse is powerless now, and the signal problem will not be noticed for a short time. We will act before that, monitor the movements of Tsuchimikado Haruha and find the person who hides the seal." Position, stun the monster controlling my body, take him to break the seal, and return the body to its place."

"Then kill the youkai who use puppetry, and then I will leave here with you. As for the celebration," Dazai chuckled, with a hint of expectation in his voice, "just let them wait."

When they leave here, Tsuchimikado will definitely fall into despair. At that time, he will use the blessing of Huangquan to help them bear part of the curse, let them see the straw, and then guide them to deal with Muhuakai Yeji. It can also explode [-]% of its potential, right?

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Onto Dazai, who was locked in the small black room, thought so too, and told his fellow inmates frankly.

"I see, human beings are really interesting." A slightly hoarse voice sounded in the deep darkness. The magnetic male voice seemed to have a kind of evil that attracted people to fall. Listening carefully, there was a soft "hiss" of unknown meaning. Like a little snake spitting out letters.

Dazai was not affected, his voice was as usual, and he even commented in a good mood: "Master Cthulhu's way of speaking is very similar to a person I know. Second disease."

"Medium, two, sick?" The evil god hesitantly imitated Dazai and said the word he had heard for the first time, with a somewhat puzzled tone, "I don't think this is a good word."

"Well, half and half. Some people think it's a compliment. Hearing others say that to me will give me the pleasure of being drunk and sober." Dazai babbled in a serious manner, completely forgetting that he once had a "human" when.

"I understand." Although the other party couldn't see it, the evil god nodded earnestly and thanked Dazai, "Thanks to you, I learned more knowledge about the human world on this day than the previous 500 years combined. It can help you shield the evil here."

"Oh? Lord Xie Shen took the initiative to help me. Thank you very much, but I am considered the god of the underworld. I am blessed by the underworld, and your evil spirit will not affect me." Dazai sighed, "But if you can dispel it If so, the backhands I set up outside will be able to sense my position, and I will be much more relaxed."

"You know no, I was imprisoned in the gap between Yin and Yang. Originally, the only hope of getting out was that Tu Yumen opened the wind cave, and used the space crack connecting the two worlds of Yin and Yang to pry open this prison. As a result, the plan was destroyed, and I could only release it. The power of one head is sent to the human world, and it is difficult to control through space."

"So it's just your head that caused such a powerful evil spirit?" Dazai's words showed natural admiration, as if Yamata no Orochi's "plan was destroyed" had nothing to do with him.

"Yeah, it's amazing to let me release a head. I was sealed for tens of thousands of years. Many people wanted to borrow my power, so they were bewitched by me to try to lift the seal, but only Tsuchimikado succeeded in this attempt. "The evil god's tone revealed a touch of regret, "Using the formation to connect the spatial vibrations of the two wind acupoints, the effect is doubled. If it lasts longer, maybe I can really leave this ghost place."

"What a pity." Dazai agreed without changing his face.

The evil god seemed to be choked by his thick skin, and after a pause, he said, "You really don't need my help? Although you are blessed by the underworld, I think your soul is incomplete. It seems that a corner has been torn off by someone, and the wound has not healed yet. , It’s okay to have physical protection, but it’s not good to be directly exposed to evil spirits for a long time.”

"Thank you, Lord Cthulhu." Dazai was polite, but he never gave in.

——Just kidding, can you believe what the evil god said?To accept His help is to agree to a deal with Him, and when the time comes, the repayment price will be more than ten times and a hundred times?The Tuyumen family was easily calculated by him, how many of them were backlashed because they did not fulfill the requirements of the evil god?

Seeing that the induction was unsuccessful, Yamata no Orochi sighed regretfully, and temporarily dropped the topic.He didn't become angry because of Dazai's "ignorant" refusal. It's really that the seal is too spacious, except for the two of them, there is no third living creature that can make a sound.

After being bored for so many years, Yamata no Orochi still cherishes it very much when someone finally talks to him.

——Are you asking the monster who is also locked in the gap between yin and yang?I'm sorry, but he actually prefers looking at cherry blossoms rather than fighting, so he can't talk to those fighting madmen.

To be honest, he really didn't understand. They were all put in jail. What's the use of looting the territory?But those guys had a lot of fun.

The author has something to say: Well, the world consciousness wants to use the power of the monsters it seals, but it is also worried about causing damage to the Yin and Yang worlds (that is, the whole world), so it hints that Tsuchimikado unseals and releases water secretly.In fact, even if the wind point is not closed, it only intends to put four heads of Yamata no Orochi.

Then there is the tracker, I don't know if it can hijack the signal, but the novel assumes it can.

①Original lines: Don’t pity yourself, if you pity yourself, life will become a nightmare from which you can never wake up.

Then there is "Autumn Wind Tale": "If you feel sorry for others, please stop it."

So I think that although Dazai acts pitiful, he really doesn’t want to be pitiful, especially if he can’t empathize with him, those pitiments are the self-satisfaction of others, cheap and hypocritical. (Highlight: I think, my personal reading comprehension)

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