Interstellar Heartthrob Handbook

Afterwards, she threw it into the cradle in disgust, and was carried to the living room by Norton to have sex again.

6. Eggs said it’s good to get used to it

"Hey, you're so dirty, don't come close to me." Huo Xiaohua is the baby of Huo Shui and Xio, currently it's just a palm-sized egg, but each egg has its own way of communication, "Hey, sticky Muddy, you must be hated by Ma Ma."

Huo Xiaowei rolled around on the blanket to wipe off the mucus, then rolled to Huo Xiaohua's side, and said, "It's not dirty, anyway, Norwegian papa likes it."

Huo Xiaohua was still very disgusted, and said: "Hmph, you are not allowed to approach me anyway, so Mama put me in a beautiful eggshell coat... Hey, what happened??? Where are you taking me???" Huo Xiaohua Xiao Hua looked at Xio picking herself up suspiciously, and asked suspiciously.

Huo Xiaowei shouted to Huo Xiaohua in the baby's cradle: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, just get used to it."

Not far away, Tu Xiaohei sat on Rhubarb's shoulder and shook his head in a childlike voice, "Tsk tsk tsk, it's really going downhill. Fortunately, I was not tortured like this when I was a child. I sympathize with them."

Extra Story 2.2: About Love

7. This egg is not too cold

The old baby alliance and the rainbow team didn't actually hate each other from the very beginning. At the beginning, Tu Xiaohei, as the boss, had already foreseen the fact that his family would be able to give birth to numbness, so he decided to train all his younger brothers to be big yellow two. A little brother like Huang, in the end, failed...

The reason for the failure was that damn white strawberry!

Who is White Strawberry?

The first child of Bai Wei's father and Ma Ma, who has been doted on since childhood, is the best at disguising, and is the best at doing things, just like Ma Ma!

For example, White Strawberry is clearly white and fat like a ball, but she still pretends to be weak and pretends not to be able to grab other people while drinking milk, watching Ma Ma alone in the cradle.

Ma Ma is also stupid enough, she doesn't look like him at all, she actually hugged that kid in her arms and fed her, and she didn't see that kid making a 'yeah' gesture behind her back!

Forget about snatching food, after all, he is already a big baby, and the coffee pudding brought to him by Rhubarb and Erhuang is enough, but Bai Strawberry is so bitch-like. For the sake of respect, it is shameless!

Labor and capital Tu Xiaohei is the boss!

But as the boss, it is impossible to openly bully Bai Strawberry, who is the seventh, but it's fine to come secretly, hahaha!

Of course, you can't get your hands dirty with those things, just leave them to Shuangyodan. Labor and management are still cold and reliable big brothers.

8. Rhubarb has something to say

Rhubarb is Huo Shui's second child, he is honest and honest, he looks up to Tu Xiaohei, but he has inherited Xia Zuo's delicate and handsome appearance, but he seems to be not very smart.

Rhubarb, who has a 'not so good head', likes to play with Tu Xiaohei's little feet very much. For him, Tu Xiaohei's feet, who have grown up for a very long time, are only the size of his palm. They are white and tender, and they will be sensitive every time they are touched. Flapping the transparent wings, the dead duck refused to take them back.

Tu Xiaohei often has bad ideas to bully the Rainbow team. Those tricks are really cute, although they didn't succeed once.

What should I say...

Knowing that the trick was unsuccessful, Tu Xiaohei cried and threw himself on his back, asking him not to look at him, which is also very cute.

9. Things like Chinese New Year

I don't know what planet's custom it is, but it came from the ancient Milky Way galaxy. The Spring Festival has swept the entire interstellar world hundreds of years ago, and has become a festival that every galaxy celebrates.

It has to be said that Huo Shui likes this festival the most.

Norway used to give him New Year's gifts when the poor jingle rang. Although they had nothing, they would still watch the year and wait for the arrival of the new year.

Now, the number of Huo Shui family members has increased rapidly, and the New Year is even more lively. First, all the broken shells and unbroken shells are dressed in bright red, and the balls are all dressed in bright red eggshell clothes. A big bow is tied with a ribbon, and the weaned baby puts on small clothes, and takes a family portrait together, and finally puts them all on the dining table to have a New Year’s Eve dinner and watch the gala of the Chinese Academy of Sciences.

And when the big ass is drunk, the feast of Huoshui men has just begun.

10. Du Wei said it was a dog

Du Wei is not a relative of Huo Shui, but she couldn't bear to be infatuated with him for a while.

Maybe it was to punish myself for being blind at the time, now every year when Huo Shui brings a large family over to visit relatives, Du Wei smiles with a red envelope, but her heart is bleeding blood! ! !

It's a child, and it's still increasing. Du Wei, who has to go bankrupt every year when she gives out red envelopes, has already begun to consider cutting off ties with Huo Shui, otherwise she will marry more than ten or twenty wives and lay dozens of eggs. Take it all back!

11. Give me a little flower

Huo Shui has studied the tender little buds on Xio's head, which seem to be more sensitive than the ears, and he doesn't know how they grew. It just didn't make Xio's temperament cute, but Xio's hair The little buds on his face became even more paralyzed.

Huo Shui liked it very much, and even maintained great curiosity about Huo Xiaohua.

"Ahh! Mama is pulling my hair out again!" Huo Xiaohua cried and ran to find Xiu Papa, who looked indifferent, but stroked Huo Xiaohua's soft white hair comfortingly, and said:

"You are a big boy, let him go."

Huo Xiaohua's big eyes were wet, and she felt that this reasoning was not right, but she couldn't tell what was wrong, so she obediently responded: "Oh... yes, I am an older child."

"And Mama pulling the little flower on your head is a sign of love for you."

"Really?" Huo Xiaohua was skeptical, "But it will be very uncomfortable, itchy, and I have no strength all over my body. Don't you feel uncomfortable, Papa? I will eat your little buds when I see Mama, and lick them again. Bite again, it hurts."

Xio coughed and said, "Okay, you're tired, go to bed by yourself, and don't peek at me and your Mama alone."

Huo Xiaohua was carried back to the children's room ignorantly. When she was lying on the small bed, she thought, it was so uncomfortable to be licked by Xiaohua. Last time when Huo Xiaowei was licked by that annoying ghost, I felt so uncomfortable to death. Papa is indeed Papa, really amazing ah!

Extra Story 2.3: About Love

12. Chong Chong Father and Son

Tu Xiaohei: "Dad, I'm going to be the man of the insect king in the future!"

Tu Qingqiu: "Yes."

Tu Xiaohei: "Hahaha, I am the one who commands the Zerg race and dominates the universe! Right!"

Tu Qingqiu: "Yes."

Tu Xiaohei: "Then Dad, when will you abdicate, so that I can ascend the throne."

Tu Qingqiu: "What do you think?"

Tu Xiaohei: "I think... now is the best moment!"

Tu Qingqiu looked at Tu Xiaohei, who had been 20 years old and was still as old as a five-year-old human being, silently gestured at Tu Xiaohei's height, which was not even up to his waist, and said lightly, "What do you think now?"

Tu Xiaohei: "QAQ, I think you might be a fake daddy, I want to sue Mama!"

Tu Xiaohei stomped his feet, clapped his hands, and rushed over to hit his father, but Tu Qingqiu quickly flashed by, the red wine in his hand didn't even have a ripple, and the place where Tu Qingqiu stayed just now was broken There was a big hole, and countless black smoke exploded.

13. Yuan Xiaoyi's Nightmare

Yuan Xiaoyi didn't understand what the voices gradually began to appear in his head. He was still very young, only three or four years old, but too many voices gave him a headache, and he couldn't express it accurately yet. What is more sad about myself than just crying.

This was his nightmare, even if he was coaxed by Ma Ma all night, Yuan Xiaoyi would not be happy, he wished to hit his head on the ground, wish to tear his scalp, wish to yell, but at the end those noisy voices disturbed him. He had no strength to resist, and could only lie on the blanket day after day, weeping weakly.

Yuanfeng's papa told him that this is their ability, if they are little men, they will survive!

But he couldn't go on, he might not be a little man...

"Hey, Brother Yuan Xiaoyi, what are you doing here?" Suddenly, Brother Bai Strawberry ran over and lay side by side with him.

Yuan Xiaoyi was frightened and said that he had already started to hate being touched by anyone. Every time he was touched, all the voices seemed to be a little louder, which made the little Yuan Xiaoyi go crazy.

"Don't come here." Yuan Xiaoyi squirmed on the carpet, "Don't come here, I feel bad."

Bai Strawberry raised his eyebrows, and then looked hurt in disbelief: "My brother...doesn't you like my brother?"

Yuan Xiaoyi is one of Bai Strawberry's henchmen. He was really wronged when he was said that, but he had no choice but to shout: "Yeah, yeah, I don't like you anymore, I don't like playing with you anymore."

After finishing speaking, Yuan Xiaoyi didn't dare to look up at Bai Strawberry's face, his eyes overflowed with crystal tears:

——Let’s all go, let me fend for myself!

But immediately after, Yuan Xiaoyi felt his limp body being hugged by Bai Strawberry from behind, and then Bai Strawberry whispered to him in his ear:

"Stupid O Doudou, my brother will never leave you, so don't cry, Mama and I will feel very distressed."

Yuan Xiaoyi's strong will was shattered, and he threw himself into Bai Strawberry's arms and burst into tears.

Strange to say, since then Yuan Xiaoyi has learned the ability to switch on and off to listen to the voice in his heart, but he likes to follow White Strawberry more, more, more than before.

He thought that he would be Brother Bai Strawberry's eternal follower and repay Bai Strawberry's deep friendship to him.

Xiao Tuan silently clasped its claws.

14. Lucky Invincible System of White Strawberry

"Look, Ma Ma, there are pectoralis major muscles!" Sitting in Huo Shui's arms, the white strawberry Xiaotuan said to the man lewdly, "Yoooooooo buttocks are also very upturned."

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