Interstellar Heartthrob Handbook

Huo Xiaohua disliked it.

The last one was Huo Xiaoxiao who pretended to be a carpet. Huo Xiaoxiao was full of curiosity about everything just like his father. He crawled on the ground with a pair of colorful round animal ears. Yuan Xiaoyi next to him felt ashamed for no reason. He covered his face and pretended not to know the younger brother, and ran to the front.

Seven chubby dumplings chased after each other and came to the most central suite of the ship. They were about to rush in together and give Ma Ma a big hug who had a round belly recently, but the white strawberry in the front suddenly stopped. step.

All the chubby brats looked at me and I looked at you, not knowing what happened, and finally looked into the suite together.

I saw nine beautiful papas who didn't have much friendship with each other, and didn't even know how to talk at all, and put their white fingers between their lips at the same time. Ma lay in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, and fell asleep peacefully, with the bright and magnificent sea of ​​stars and clouds behind him.

The seven little groups of the Rainbow team all smiled and left obediently, leaving the warmth of the room to the adults, even if they don't quite understand the complicated relationship between the adults, but, regarding the matter of love Ma Ma, papas From the beginning to the end, isn't it?

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"Oh shit, Lao Zi's back is flashing!" After the man woke up, he got up from the recliner as usual, but fell back heavily in the middle of it, grinning his teeth in pain, and opened his mouth to curse, "If you let me know this Which one of you is the next one, wait for me! I told you not to cum inside... and you pretended to be an idiot, come here and help me up alone!"

Low-pitched laughter and coaxing love words filled the room and the situation started to sprint toward R-rated.The rainbow team, who pretended to leave, squatted in the corner and eavesdropped, extremely curious.

"Is Ma Ma going to be spanked again? I heard Ma Ma swearing." Huo Xiaohua asked.

Huo Xiaowei leaned over and said, "Let me touch your pussy and I'll tell you."

"Bah." Huo Xiaohua ignored him, Prince Ka with golden curly hair asked for an answer, and the little prince looked at White Strawberry.

As the most liked by Ma Ma, the white strawberry baby called by Ma Ma is the most like him, with a face of little pride that you children don't understand anything, and said: "Ma Ma did it on purpose, he likes to be spanked by papas , Ordinary people, I don’t tell him.”

The children of the Rainbow team suddenly realized that they squatted in the corner and looked at the white strawberry in admiration, and then they didn't know what to say, they laughed together and collapsed together, full of cuteness.

Tu Xiaohei, who was holding Dahuang and Erhuang to eavesdrop on the corner of Rainbow Team, asked the two yolks with his eyes: Oh my god, why is my brother so stupid?It's much worse than when I was a kid, right?

Double Yolk Egg: ...

Tu Xiaohei (grabbing Dahuang and Erhuang's golden hair and asking in a low voice): "Damn, why are you silent?!! Am I wrong?"

Rhubarb: "That's right, that's right, you are the one who is amazingly talented, gorgeous, and smart."

Erhuang smiled and said nothing.

Extra Story 2.1: About Love

1. Hugh Caesar is broken

That day, Xio felt like he was dead, but in fact he didn’t want to die. He could control many things, but he was resigned to life and death; that day, his precious brother Huo cried stupidly for him, those beautiful black eyes might be cursing him, or maybe they were I begged him; that day, the man completely belonged to him alone, but Xio said he was very happy, but he felt extremely sad in his heart.

Even if a man would die for him like this, he would not be happy.

He is probably the legendary "win the world, lose you", such a tragic figure.

Because even if he died, Xio would not be willing to let a man accompany him.

But he has no regrets.

Regret that this thing is only owned by the weak, he should laugh, he should laugh!After all, he finally let the man know his dirty thoughts about him.

Finally, he wanted to say sorry to his brother Huo.

Sorry for calling you a slut, sorry for making you so sad, sorry for making you sick because I love you so much.

But if there is another life...

——Brother Huo, if there is another life left, please give me a chance.

The Great Demon King of this life, Hugh, opened his eyes with regret and turned into dead wood...

As a result, the big devil Xio collapsed after breaking his shell!What the hell, there's no next life at all, it's just a change of number and a new start! Damn it!

2. Norwegian Kaiser is broken

How long is the shelf life of liking someone?

Norway as a species that evolved intelligence from robots can explain this question, and the answer is: forever.

Therefore, although the person he likes has many shortcomings, likes to kill, likes to tease, likes to eat, but he likes it, what can he do, he is also very desperate.

That day, Norway actually didn't think about anything. He was nailed to the iron plate of the spaceship and couldn't move. Seeing such a dangerous situation, he subconsciously wanted to protect the man and leave first, just like many years ago, when he stood in front and carried everything. , his A Shui obedient Mimi completely trusts him.

Countless spaceships were summoned to pull the man onto the spaceship to escape, and he dug up his natal cosmic stone to wait for an opportunity to be with Huo Shui, and to find another suitable time to stand in front of the man and tell him personally: I am back.

Yet this all seems difficult.

He was thrown into the abyss by Xio, who was plagued by wolves, and was forever trapped in the useless body in silence. He was unwilling to see his Ah Shui who didn't know anything!

Ah Shui had no idea that he was back...

Even death is like a dozen years ago without a farewell.

He is not willing!

But what can be done?Without a body, he is just a piece of blue stone, even speaking is a luxury...

Obviously, he had already thought about it, this time he wanted to be with a man well, but it ended up like this again. Could it be that the wisdom born by a robot is really unreasonable?

Put his mother's fart!

He will be back!

He will definitely be back! ! !

Norway, which never swears, did not know when it was contaminated with the bad habit of big butt water, and the curse words are sneaky.

Then, the fateful encounter opens again.

Norway found another small rock with the same energy as his body, almost a key cut from the cosmic stone, God help him!

Then, Norway broke its shell, looking at Huo who also just broke his shell beside him...

Damn, I want to hit someone.

3.0010 is happy

It is easy to abandon the original body to occupy someone else's body, but it is impossible to occupy it for a long time.

0010 has no name, he only has this number, which has accompanied him from his thoughts to the present.

In my impression, no one has such a lovely childlike innocence, and no one can make people feel helpless and unable to let go like Huo Shui.

Of course, it is also possible that Huo Shui is too popular, and he has a mischievous desire to get involved.

0010 himself can't understand it, but it's really interesting to be with a man, even if he loses his body, it's worth it.

You can be a man's second personality, pinch his nipples every day, touch the red flower on the back, touch the soft belly, and then listen to the man scolding and feel embarrassed.

Yes, it would be great if a man was his mother, he would definitely like himself very much, just like Huo Shui himself said, he is his own son, and he will pamper him.

However, God gave him a gift. It turned out that the three eggs in the man's belly gradually grew into stillbirths, that is, the kind that would not break the shell even if they were born. 0010 thought about it for two seconds and decided to satisfy himself. Also take care of the man's mood, and by the way, restore the energy that has disappeared due to being too far away from the main body.

When the shell was broken, 0010 didn't expect that two people would come to occupy the bodies of the other two stillborn babies. What if they agreed to be loved by thousands of people? ? ?He wants to be alone!

But 0010 is happy when he is sucking the man's grandmother.

Blissfully, he wanted to lick all over the man's body, and then let the man make a faint moan that was on the verge of collapse. He wanted to see, hear, and want to.

4. Big ass water is crashing

Amnesia is really one of the bloodiest plots in the world!

When the big ass water recovered his memory, he wanted to shoot himself to death with a brick. Why would he be so easy to deceive after losing his memory? ? ?Heaven is good for reincarnation? ? ?

Not to mention that none of the three cubs he gave birth to was like Norton, and he took advantage of him all day long, taking advantage of everything he should and shouldn't, and he lost the other three cubs.

So, how should he face the six people he accepted when he lost his memory, and give the answer within a year, choose one, how should he face Norton's three little ones who are like mutated cubs waiting for food every day?Hello!The one who looks like Hugh, you must be Hugh!

Also, for key players, you can just name yourself. What does it mean to be named Norway? ? ?

The last one, don't eat candy, I know you are 0010 bastard.

He should continue to pretend to have amnesia.

5. Norton's father is still your father

Many years later, Norton and Huo Shui played role-playing.Norton is still a father, Huo Shui is still a son, even if the age is not right, happiness is the most important thing.

At that time, Norton already had another pair of good twins, the authentic Black Panther, which was completely different from the three mutated ones before. Since the egg was only as big as a goose egg, Norton, the ghostly father, was afraid of himself when he was excited. In minutes, stuff the egg back into Huo Shui's stomach and let it regenerate.

Crying and whining with a big butt doesn't work, and the thighs are incontinent in a mess. Although I don't want to give birth to each other, I was so excited that I broke my legs.

After the game was over, Huo Shui went to lay the stuffed egg out and spent a lot of effort, then