Soul Eater

Grandpa was really eaten.

The walking corpse was really chopped up.

The grand master was backlashed, and after vomiting blood, he knelt down on the ground, his face was ashen and defeated: "This person, this person knows how to demon!"

Apparently, Grandmaster hadn't realized that Patriarch was eaten, and naively thought that Xiao Siming had taken him away through some kind of crooked means.

The Taoist priests look at me and I look at you, as if they are weighing the strength of both sides.

Ruan Yang regained his composure, and turned his attention to Xiao Siming—is that so, boss?

Under the gaze of dozens of pairs of eyes, Xiao Siming walked towards the grand master on the ground.

Every time he took a step, the circle of Taoist priests around him moved back, looking wary.

Xiao Siming stepped on the back of the patriarch, and said in a dark voice: "Believe it or not, I will eat it with you?"

A powerful coercion came down from the top of the Tianling Gai, and this grand master who once conquered a mountain felt a tremor in his soul.

The Grand Master's already dying body trembled like a delicate flower swaying in the wind and rain. After a while, he finally let out an aggrieved sob.

My generation, stop!

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The rest of the gangsters didn't need Xiao Siming's hands at all, and they huddled together trembling and suspicious of life.

Wei Xuan raised his foot and kicked one of them on the buttocks, and said in a vicious voice, "Aren't you still in a hurry? I'll give you three minutes to hand over Tong Jia's soul!"

Coupled with the appearance of his gangster leader, this scene looks like a bully collecting protection fees at the gate of an elementary school...

It was Qingyun, the little Taoist priest who led them up the mountain, who was being questioned by him. Qingyun was originally the youngest and thinnest in the whole Taoist temple, but Wei Xuan made him look even more pitiful: "What Tong Jia's soul? My have no idea!"

"Still pretending to me!" Wei Xuan widened his eyes, "You took away the souls of other girls, caused the white-haired mother to give away the black-haired one, and used the mother's love for her daughter to engage in this kind of sorcery!"

Qingyun was taken aback for a moment, and then his cheeks flushed red: "Don't spit blood!"

Wei Xuan rolled up his sleeves, "Hey, you dare not admit that you did it?"

Qingyun said angrily: "Our Hongguang Sect is upright and sitting upright. What does it have to do with you when we revive our ancestors? Do you have any evidence for us to practice sorcery!"

After finishing speaking, he turned his head to look at his senior brothers, seeking their approval.

Unexpectedly, when all the senior brothers heard the words, they all turned their heads away guiltily, not daring to look directly into the young junior brother's eyes.

Qingyun was stunned for a moment, then heard Wei Xuan say: "Okay, I'll show you the evidence!"

Wei Xuan untied the sack and showed Tong Jia's pale body under the curtain.

Over there, Aunt Zhang who had just digested the fact that "the ancestor of the Hongguang Sect was a weasel and was eaten by people" was getting up with Sisi's support, and saw that the sack contained not chickens but chickens. Behind a female corpse, it fell down again with a plop.

"See clearly now? If you don't admit it, I still have this." He beckoned Ruan Yang to come over, "Brother, come, show them the amber bead."

Ruan Yang walked over with a numb expression and took out the beads.

After recognizing that this was indeed a magic weapon of his own Taoist temple, Qingyun had nothing to say, and fell into a state of self-doubt together with his seniors.

Wei Xuan successfully silenced the other party, clapped his hands in a good mood, and greeted Ruan Yang: "Come on, the next step is up to you."

Ruan Yang looked at the group of Taoist priests and said blankly, "What should we do next?"

Wei Xuan: "Call the police!"

Ruan Yang said in shock: "Report the police?!"

"Let's say that we have caught a group of cult members who wanted to make money and kill themselves."

Ruan Yang: "...Oh."

Seeing this junior poking and bouncing like a rabbit, Wei Xuan couldn't help but remind him: "The boss is in a good mood just after eating, so you have to be proactive at this time, otherwise how can you get promoted and raise your salary?" ah?"

Ruan Yang squeezed his phone and thought: Eat, eat?So the yellow leather child was not subdued by the magic weapon but eaten by Mr. Xiao?

He touched the notebook in his bag to record the experience of subduing demons, thinking in a daze, it seems that there is nothing to remember now...

But Xiao Simming him!eat!demon!ah!

Although Ruan Yang has always known that Xiao Siming is not a normal human being as the boss of the supernatural agency, but this is the first time he has realized so deeply that Xiao Siming is not human.

So big a yellow skin essence, he just swallowed it?

Will Mr. Xiao swallow people when he is angry... No wonder Wei Xuan is so afraid of him.

On the other side, under Xiao Siming's order, Wei Xuan worked tirelessly to clean up the broken and broken corpses on the ground.

He released a fire talisman, and in an instant those walking corpses were burnt to black ashes, Wei Xuan complained casually: "Boss, why didn't you just swallow these walking corpses just now, it's very troublesome to clean up like this .”

Xiao Siming was silent for a moment, and asked instead: "Am I handsome just now?"

Wei Xuan: "...handsome."

Xiao Siming got a satisfactory answer, turned around, stood with his hands behind his back, resisted not looking at Ruan Yang, and used all the cells in his body to continue playing the image of a worldly expert.

When the police arrived, Ruan Yang had already made up a lot of brainstorming by himself, and Xiao Siming had just seized a batch of amber beads from the spirited Hongguang Sect Master.

These amber beads are filled with the souls collected by the Hongguang Sect over the years, some are complete and some are incomplete, there are a total of twenty or so, including those of Tong Jia and Tong Mu.

Sirens sounded at the foot of the mountain, and a group of policemen got out of the car. For the first time in hundreds of years, Wuxingfeng, a place where Taoism developed, ushered in the glory of socialism.

The believers who were queuing up to offer incense expressed that they were frightened. When the leader of the policeman Li Dui asked them seriously which Hongguangzong was, none of the believers dared to say anything.

Team Li: "We received a report that there are a large number of cult members here."

A believer stood up and said weakly: "Hongguang Sect is not a cult."

Others began to echo in unison: "Yes, Hongguangzong is amazing!"

"Hongguang Cult has cured my cat's foot odor."

"My old man's hemorrhoids have also healed."

"my home……"

Li Dui heard the words and said that his heart hurts.

There are so many stupid fans, and they say it's not a cult!

Why didn't the iron fist of eradicating evil come here?

A little policeman ran over with a mobile phone behind him: "Captain Li, the reporter said that those cult members are not in the Taoist temple, but on the edge of a cliff in the back mountain!"

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The Taoist priests on the edge of the cliff are receiving Xiao Siming's ideological education.

Hearing the sound of sirens down the mountain, the Taoist priests all felt that their future was dark.

Xiao Siming ordered them slowly: "When the police come up, tell them what you have done."

Of course, some people were reluctant, but as soon as he showed it, Xiao Siming glanced over and said softly, "Or I'll take you away, and it just so happens that I'm not full yet."

All Taoists: "!!!"

This feeling of life being threatened is terrible!

After Xiao Siming threatened a group of humans in a good mood, he turned his head and saw Ruan Yang looking at him in horror.

Ruan Yang: Really can eat people! !

Xiao Siming: "..."

He deliberately leaned over to Ruan Yang's ear and asked him, "Are you afraid of me?"

Although he restrained himself as much as possible, Ruan Yang could still hear the subtle displeasure mixed in his tone, and even a trace of grievance.

"This..." Ruan Yang was confused by that trace of grievance. He subconsciously wanted to deny it, but he was really afraid when he heard Xiao Siming say that he wanted to eat people.

But another feeling that was completely opposite to fear slowly surfaced from the bottom of his heart, and he went through it in his mind: people also like to eat chicken, duck, fish, beef and sheep. Maybe Xiao Siming eating monsters is the same as people eating meat. What's the point?

Yes, if you think about it this way, they just have different food chains.

Beauty misleads others, Ruan Yang quickly prepared himself psychologically when Xiao Siming questioned him personally.

"Are you really afraid of me?" Seeing that he was silent, Xiao Siming asked in a low voice.

Indeed, Ruan Yang is just an ordinary human being now, seeing him eat raw, it is already very courageous not to be scared away.

But knowing that knowing is not the same as being able to accept it. During the period of Ruan Yang's contemplation, he had already made a good memory of the group of gods who sealed Ruan Yang in his heart.

Just when his eyes were getting darker, Ruan Yang shook his head.

The two were very close, when Ruan Yang shook his head, his ear brushed against Xiao Siming's soft and warm lower lip.

Light and fluffy, like a feather.

Xiao Siming regained his good mood because of this accident.

Forget it, you can't push too hard, just accept it slowly in the future.

As soon as Xiao Siming stood up straight, he saw Ruan Yang's ears were red, and he whispered with some confusion: "Then can you not eat me... If you don't eat me, I won't be afraid of you."

His tone was sticky, and there was a sparkle in his eyes.

Xiao Siming was attacked by cute light waves, HP-100000000.

Xiao Siming pretended to be calm, but actually his heart was ready to move: "...Well, I won't eat you."

Getting along with Ruan Yang brought more than just psychological pleasure. Ruan Yang was full of yin, and when he stayed with him, Xiao Siming felt relaxed, like a hungry person embracing a piece of sweet and soft meat. cake.

Ruan Yang, who knew nothing about this, heaved a sigh of relief.

listen!Mr. Xiao said he would not eat him!

At this moment, Ruan Yang never thought that Xiao Siming could violate this verbal agreement at any time in the future.

It can be said that it is very easy to fool.

Sisi, who witnessed the interaction between the two of them, suddenly blushed: My God!Did the topic of whether to eat or not be discussed in public?Shouldn't this kind of thing be said quietly when I go back to cover the quilt at night!

Before the police arrived, they were prepared to play a psychological game with these cult members.

Unexpectedly, the group of Taoist priests saw their eyes as if they saw a savior, and they lined up to put on handcuffs and surrender to the police station with them.

Policeman: "..." How did such a self-conscious cult develop to become so powerful today.

And listening to their self-reports, many families have been ruined.

Thinking about the group of "brainless fans" at the foot of the mountain, the police escorted them down the mountain and thought: Sure enough, it's time to inform the community to strengthen the cultural popularization of old men and women.

Seeing that I am free every day, instead of dancing in the square, I have come to worship heresy.

Wei Xuan looked at the backs of those Taoist priests approvingly: "Remember to reform yourself!"

Team Li is thanking him: "Thank you for your enthusiastic reporting. Our bureau is planning to make a popular science documentary about cracking down on gangsters and evil. If you are willing, can you go back with us and participate in the recording?"

"Wow!" Wei Xuan's eyes lit up, "We're going to be on TV? Do we have to pack it up? Will our stage names be on the cast list?"

Team Li: "No need..." In fact, just showing off is not asking you to debut on a talent show.

Wei Xuan has already turned to greet Xiao Siming and Ruan Yang: "Boss! We are going to be on TV!"

Captain Li: "No..." That's not the case, sir, please stop asking and answering yourself!

The author has something to say:

On the cast list: I would like to thank the enthusiastic citizens Mr. Xiao, the enthusiastic citizens Mr. Ruan and the enthusiastic citizens Mr. Wei

Today I saw a comment from a friend of [Why don’t you fry fish?]: “The best in the world, Xiao Siming, doesn’t spit out bones or skin” hhhhhh catchy