Soul Eater

So at the kind invitation of Captain Li, the three enthusiastic citizens decided to get in the car to the police station.

Sisi said that she was frightened today and wanted to go back for a while.

"Your commission has been completed." Given that she interacted too frequently with Ruan Yang throughout the day, Xiao Siming naturally hoped that she would leave early.

He knocked on Mo Yu's car window and said to Mo Yu: "You send her back."

As soon as the words fell, there was a loud noise in front of him.

Team Li and the others didn't expect that this trip to the police could wipe out such a large number of cult organizations, and even involved two murders that happened not long ago. Seven police cars were packed to the brim, which frightened people at the foot of the mountain to buy incense. believers.

Most of these believers are old men and women, and a large part of them came to the Hongguang Sect. Seeing that all the people being detained were the Taoist priests of the Hongguang Sect, they immediately came up to persuade them and surrounded the road with water. It's like coming to the vegetable market at six o'clock in the morning: "Oh, is there some misunderstanding, comrades in the police, don't catch the wrong person on the spur of the moment!"

Li Dui had a headache from being questioned, so he casually grabbed Qing Yun, who had his head buried the lowest among the Taoist priests, pushed him forward, and said in a helpless tone, "Confess to the victim yourself, and you will be lenient when you confess."

Just what he heard on the mountain, there are some resurrection of corpses and revenge of ghosts.

Outrageous!Do you think that practicing feudal superstition can cover up your nature of seeking wealth and killing your life! !

Facing a pair of familiar and trusting eyes, Qingyun suddenly felt ashamed. After a while, he sobbed and cried: "I'm sorry!"

"Grandma Wang, the dead rose in your pot is actually because the roots have been soaked because of too much water. After I changed the potting soil for you, it came back alive."

"Ms. Li, your cat is actually dating a black cat in the small park. It was watching the black cat give birth to its cubs during the two days it disappeared."

"Aunt Zhang, your corns are not cured for a long time because you bought the wrong ointment. Uncle Hong and I bought you a genuine product and replaced it secretly...Aunt Zhang, why are you dizzy again! Woooooooo——"

The more the little Taoist talked, the more sad he became, but the more Li Dui listened, the more speechless he became.

"Who told you to say this?" Captain Li glared angrily, "I want you to tell the truth about the outrageous things you committed!"

The little Taoist wiped his tears with a dazed expression: "But... I have only done these things, and the other things in the temple are taken care of by the brothers."

Li Dui couldn't help being speechless: "Why do you, a cult, do these things?"

The little Taoist sobbed: "Master said that this can win people's hearts in the early stage of entrepreneurship."

Everyone present: "..." Then you are really an organized and planned cult.

Xiao Siming withdrew his gaze, stretched out his hand and waved in front of Sisi who was in a daze.

"Remember to settle the balance when you go back."

Sisi came back to her senses: "...Oh, I'll transfer it to you now."

Seeing the money arrived in the account, Xiao Siming showed a satisfied smile.

Sisi was about to get in the car, but suddenly remembered something, turned back and took out her mobile phone and said to Ruan Yang, "Senior, have you changed your WeChat ID?"

Ruan Yang said: "Well, it was changed during the research before."

Sisi smiled and said, "Give me your current WeChat account. Next month, the school's New Year's Eve party will be held by our travel agency. I want to ask you if there is anything I don't understand."

Xiao Siming raised his eyelids and glanced at Ruan Yang.

Ruan Yang didn't notice it, and nodded in response: "Yes."

Only then did Xiao Siming remember that he and Ruan Yang hadn't added WeChat friends until now.

In the eyes of non-humans, this matter is actually quite normal - even if it is separated by thousands of miles, it will only take a moment to talk face-to-face at most.

But human beings walk slowly. In order to facilitate conversations, they have developed various communication devices, especially in modern people's social life, WeChat circle of friends is a social circle.

At this moment, Mr. Xiao finally realized that he had not entered Ruan Yang's circle of friends.

Wei Xuan was gratified that this junior was enlightened, and knew that it was time to attract repeat customers, so Xiao Siming asked him: "You also have his WeChat?"

It might be because his tone was too calm, Wei Xuan didn't notice the slightest danger, and nodded foolishly: "I added a friend when I sent him back to school the day before yesterday."

As soon as the words fell, there was a sudden gust of air-conditioning around him.

He turned his head in horror, and found that Xiao Siming looked at him like a simple heroine watching a coquettish and slut second in a TV series.

But it was only for a moment, and Xiao Siming returned to normal in the next second. The speed of his face change made Wei Xuan start to reflect on whether he had this scalp-numbing illusion after watching too many family ethics dramas.

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The process of recording an anti-crime documentary at the police station was different from what they had imagined.

The lighting and make-up artists can do whatever they want. Captain Li gave each of them a card and said that they can just stand at the gate of the police station and read it.

Ruan Yang bowed his head and silently read the content on the card.

"Science brings happiness to you, me, and others. Resisting cults depends on everyone."

"Believe in science, oppose cults, build harmony, and promote development."

"Advocating science is all good, safe and happy auspicious stars shine."

Xiao Siming: "..."

The front and back of the card are full of anti-cult propaganda slogans.

Science... no, the fact that three of them non-humans are standing here to make an anti-cult documentary is very unscientific in itself.

The sun of socialism shines on the earth.

When I came back from the police station, it was already six o'clock in the evening.

After Xiao Siming took the taken away soul and soul of Tong Mu back into her body, Tong Mu's train of thought suddenly brightened.

Sitting there, she regretted the foolish thing she did at the beginning - she actually let in two Taoist priests of unknown origin, and as a result, her daughter was not at peace after her death.

Tong Mu looked at Xiao Siming gratefully, but she heard the master say, "I will take your daughter's soul back with me. Prepare for her funeral as soon as possible, and don't let her have nostalgia for the human world."

Mother Tong was startled when she heard the words, and immediately thought of those masters in the movies who slay demons and defend the Tao. When encountering ghosts, they must subdue them. She couldn't help but said cautiously: "Master, my daughter didn't do anything wrong, right?"

Wei Xuan told the truth mercilessly: "Your daughter is suspected of killing a living person."

The Tong mother was shocked, and immediately begged: "Master! You must hold her high and let her go. I have taught Jiajia to be kind to others since she was a child. How could she hurt others?"

Wei Xuan: "When you're a human, you don't hurt people, but you don't have to be a ghost."

Mother Tong took a deep breath and began to cry, crying, "You must not take her in!"

This time Wei Xuan wanted to say something more, but Xiao Siming gave him a glare, and shut up obediently.

Ruan Yang carefully looked at Xiao Siming, who looked a little hesitant, fearing that the two sides would have a dispute, and Xiao Siming swallowed Tong Jia's soul in front of Tong's mother.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Siming glanced at him, and the impatience between his eyebrows immediately eased a lot, and he said softly: "I will take her to salvation, so that she can be reincarnated with peace of mind."

After speaking, he pretended to glance at Ruan Yang inadvertently, and as expected, he saw Ruan Yang's small appearance with a long sigh of relief.

It's so coaxing.

It is not without reason that Xiao Siming wants to take away Tong Jia's soul.

On the way back to the office, Wei Xuan gave Ruan Yang a popular science. Tong Jia, who was used after death, and even hurt other people's lives, would incur karma.

If it is allowed to continue to develop, the final retribution will fall on the child mother.

But what really made Xiao Siming work so proactively was the 10 yuan transferred by Tong's mother on the spot.

Wei Xuan felt that Xiao Siming was obsessed with money, but he didn't dare to diss, so he just shook his head and said: "There is no such thing as Boss anymore."

"Yeah!" Unexpectedly, Ruan Yang nodded with a sympathetic look, "It's rare to see such a warm-hearted person as Mr. Xiao."

Wei Xuan: "..." What are you talking about? ?

He belatedly realized that the way this junior looked at the boss actually vaguely felt like a brainless fan looking at idols.

So during the next journey, Ruan Yang found that Wei Xuan, who was sitting in the passenger seat, always turned his head to look at him from time to time, with a look of hesitation and hesitation, and hesitation and desire.

Xiao Siming closed his eyes the whole time, and seemed to have entered a light sleep state.

Ruan Yang saw that he was scratching his ears and cheeks, and thoughtfully asked, "Brother Wei, what's the matter with you?"

When Wei Xuan was asked by him, he opened his mouth and said, "Brother, let me tell you..."

After he said a few words, Xiao Siming suddenly opened his eyes, and two knife-sharp gazes hit him in the face, almost congealing into substance, cutting his skin with pain.

Wei Xuan:? ? ?

Wei Xuan was wronged, he felt that Xiao Siming was very abnormal recently, he was more feudal and dictatorial than before.Especially in front of the new junior Ruan Yang, he would always warn himself with his eyes from time to time, as if he would be executed on the spot if he said a bad word about him.

He is shameless!

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After returning to the office, Ruan Yang took the initiative and said, "If you have any work, leave it to me."

Wei Xuan wasn't polite to him either, and immediately said: "You compile today's cleanup of the cult into a report, just print it out and give it to me later, remember to mark the date."

Ruan Yang thought of the yellow-skinned spirit that Xiao Siming swallowed in one gulp, and asked hesitantly, "Is it all recorded truthfully?"

Wei Xuan waved his hand to him: "It's just a report to the superior. If you have a good literary talent, you can look at it and beautify it."

Ruan Yang sat at his desk and considered the document for a moment.

He started directly from Tong Jia's soul capture, writing that they accepted Tong's mother's entrustment to find her daughter's soul for her, and found that all this was done by a cult called Hongguang Sect.

As for the process of cleaning up the cult, Ruan Yang struggled for a long time, and dryly wrote a sentence: After the Taoists of the Hongguang Sect invited out the yellow skin essence, the yellow skin essence was eaten by Mr. Xiao...

He racked his brains to think if there was anything to beautify this passage, and from the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Xiao Siming and Wei Xuan sitting on the sofa and talking about something.

Ruan Yang pricked up his ears, and heard Wei Xuan asking Xiao Siming, "Are you really planning to send these ghosts to salvation?"

Xiao Siming seemed to be drawing a talisman, and said "um" without raising his head.

Wei Xuan looked around and lowered his voice: "If you had done this earlier, wouldn't the underworld stop worrying about stealing ghosts with you?"

Ruan Yang only heard the phrase "steal and eat ghosts", and thought to himself: It turns out that it is illegal for Mr. Xiao to eat that yellow skin essence.

He pursed his lips, tapped the keyboard again, and secretly changed the paragraph "Huangpizijing was eaten by Mr. Xiao" to: "The Taoist priests of the Hongguang Sect committed crimes. First, they invited walking corpses to deal with us. After the corpse was beheaded by Mr. Xiao, another Taoist priest was invited out, and after a fierce fight to the death, the yellow skin spirit was completely defeated by Mr. Xiao, and the group of Taoists completely died down."

The language description is vivid and lifelike, making people feel like they are in the scene. If Huang Pizijing hadn't been eaten by Xiao Siming, seeing Ruan Yang's revised text at this time, he might be so angry that he would bleed.

Ruan Yang pressed the print button with great satisfaction. In this way, even if Mr. Xiao was found to have eaten that weasel...it seems very logical!

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Weasel: A cauldron fell from the sky, it’s good to die, even if I come back to life, I will be pissed to death