I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

"Me?" Miss Mermaid stared with a confused face, she didn't have such a thing as a name, "I'm a human..."

Miss Mermaid forcibly swallowed the word "fish" at the end.

"Is your surname Ren?" The reporter looked excited, "Miss Ren, how did you defeat Lin Ziqing?"

"Who is Lin Ziqing?" Miss Mermaid's memory is not very good, she didn't remember the vampire's name.

"That's the one..." The reporter lowered his voice, "That blood-sucking... vampire, right?"

"Vampire?" Miss Mermaid's face turned pale instantly, "The one from last night? Do you know about vampires?"

The vampires are exposed, so will her mermaid also be exposed?

"Of course I know." Miss Mermaid's reaction pleased the reporter, and the reporter's face lit up, "Am I right, is she really a vampire?"

Miss Mermaid stretched out her arms to hug Ye Daddy, trying to draw some strength from Ye Daddy. She answered the questions carefully, fearing that she would be exposed and be caught by the human beings on the opposite side, and take the mermaid roe by force.

"I remember that vampire's name, it seems to be Lin Ziqing, but I have never met her before."

"Did you just happen to meet her yesterday?"

Miss Mermaid nodded vigorously.

"Then you accidentally knocked her down?" The reporter felt that he had found some important news, "Master, can you introduce how you knocked her down?"

The reporter has upgraded Miss Mermaid to a master.

Miss Mermaid blinked her eyes: "I didn't intend to defeat her, it was...she came to attack me suddenly, I..."

Miss Mermaid recalled.

"Oh, oh?" The reporter's eyes lit up, "You just knocked her down by the way?"

Miss Mermaid was stunned for a moment: "Huh?"

"You must know a lot about vampires, don't you?"

The mermaid lady shook her head, and said without 300 taels of silver here: "I don't understand, I am a normal human being, how can I understand vampires."

"That is to say, you rely entirely on strength? Not rich experience?"

"Do you have any experience in fighting vampires?" Miss Mermaid scratched her head. "I fought another vampire before, and I won. He is too bad. There is no experience to learn from that kind of fighting."

"No, no, no, it's definitely not the other party's food. It's because you are too strong." The reporter almost threw himself to the ground, "Master Ren, you actually defeated two vampires... Do you know? Now the entire Yushan people admire you , since this morning, you have been firmly sitting at the top of the hot search list."

"Worship me? Do you worship me too?"

"Of course, I especially admire you!" The reporter smiled brightly, "You are the savior of our entire Yushan!"

Miss Mermaid laughed.

She found that she liked this reporter a little bit. The way the reporter looked at her made her feel that her ass was not a wheelchair, but a throne.

The reporter in front of him was the poor little girl he was protecting under his wings.

The reporter keenly sensed that Miss Mermaid's eyes had changed. The blue eyes that were originally pure and ignorant exuded the brilliance of motherhood.

The reporter was illuminated by the brilliance of motherhood, and the softness in his heart was touched. As a mother who lost his mother in his early years, he had never been so watched by others.

The reporter lowered his head and wiped the hot tears from the corners of his eyes: "If you hadn't helped us catch the vampire, what would we have done..."

"Caught it?" Miss Mermaid wondered, didn't the vampire run away?

But looking at the hot eyes of the reporter in front of her, Miss Mermaid swallowed her questioning words, and changed her words: "It's a little effort, a little effort, it's not worth mentioning."

"Your little effort has saved tens of thousands of Yushan people." The reporter's voice trembled with excitement, "I really like you so much, and the people of Yushan also like you very much. They are eager to get to know you. I am lucky Shall I do an interview for you?"

"Hey hey." Miss Mermaid was a little happy, but her focus was off. "A lot of people like me?"

"Of course!" The reporter patted his chest, "I'm a reporter from Yushan News Car. We broadcast a video of yours this morning. Guess what the ratings are?"

Miss Mermaid smiled shyly: "I don't know."

"It exploded!" The reporter had tears streaming down his face, "Please, let me give you an exclusive interview."

Miss Mermaid looked up at the sky, hiding her pride and shyness: "You've already said that, then... okay."

"I see, Master, your Chinese is pretty good. Don't we need an interpreter for our exclusive interview?" The reporter took out a small notebook and wrote it down on the paper, "How about setting the interview time for tomorrow morning?"

"If you want an interpreter, it's just you... I'll be very happy if you visit me." Miss Mermaid stretched out her hand and patted the arm that was afraid of the reporter.

"I...my name is Zhou Siyu." The reporter trembled happily.

"Xiao Zhou, come on." The mermaid lady made a gesture of cheering.

"Thank you Master Ren, thank you Master Ren!" The reporter was already incoherent.

Miss Mermaid pushed the wheelchair and left the gate of the community, when there was a sudden bang behind her.

Miss Mermaid turned her head to look, the reporter was already kneeling on the ground, kowtowing in her direction.

"..." Miss Mermaid's blue eyes sparkled, she turned around and continued to push the wheelchair.

She didn't want to dance in front of someone who admired her so much, so she didn't drive, and directly pushed the wheelchair onto the commercial street.

The autumn wind was rustling, and the golden leaves fell from the trees and fell on her golden hair.

Master Ren, a wheelchair, fallen leaves, physically disabled and amazingly powerful beauty, constructed a touching silhouette.

The reporters kneeling on the ground burst into tears.

At the same time, Xiao Biao was lying on the window of a house on the third floor, staring curiously at the princess hanging on the screen through the screen.

The princess was scratching the screen window hard, watching the screen window being skillfully scratched out a hole.

"There are fewer mosquitoes in autumn, but it can't be like this..." Xiao Biao began to meow.

The princess didn't speak, but gave Xiao Biao a supercilious look, and continued scratching.

Not long after, a hole that could accommodate a cat's head appeared on the screen window. The princess was still dissatisfied, and her head was stuck several times by the screen window. The princess decided to scratch the hole bigger this time.

The screen window was getting bigger and bigger, Xiao Biao yawned: "What are you doing?"

"What do you know, you cheap cat." The princess jumped out of the screen window lightly, stood on the outer window sill, looked back at the screen window hole she scratched out, very satisfied, "human beings can no longer lock me up, my soul be free."

"Your idea coincides with Ye Daddy." Xiao Biao moved his body, and the princess's hair touched him, making the cat uncomfortable.

"Heh, don't compare me with a cheap cat." The princess stood on the window sill, looking down at the grass three floors down, um... the floor is a bit higher this time.

"Climb along the drain pipe." Xiao Biao gave the princess a trick, "You can go downstairs."

"Bah, the drains are filthy!"

"..." Xiao Biao rolled his eyes, ran quickly to the drainpipe, and went downstairs along the drainpipe.

Landing on the grass, Xiao Biao trotted and disappeared at the end of the path in the blink of an eye.

The princess stood on the window sill on the third floor and watched Xiao Biao leave. As soon as Xiao Biao disappeared, the princess ran to the drainpipe and followed Xiao Biao's example, and went downstairs along the drainpipe.

He raised his tail and ran on the grass.

"Ugh..." The princess rubbed her nose, "What kind of smell is this in the neighborhood!"

Xiao Biao ran along the path, stopped after a few steps, took out a talisman drawn by a cat's paw from his pocket, and stuck it on the tree.

These are defensive talismans, which are usually worn by people, but Xiao Biao is a cat, and he has no way to issue talismans to the residents of the community, so he sticks them everywhere with his paws.

After posting all the inventory in his pocket, Xiao Biao was ready to go back to the pet base and continue drawing symbols.

As soon as he entered the stronghold, he saw Nan Tu Huang running towards him angrily.

"Look! Miss Mermaid is on the hot search again!" Nantu Huang held up his phone.

"Isn't she always on Hot Search?" Xiao Biao looked down at Nantuhuang's phone.

It is a new trending search.

"When Master Ren spoke, the reporter knelt down."

"What thing?" Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and clicked in, and the graphic information came out.

The head picture is a close-up of Miss Mermaid's face. A pair of big blue eyes occupy two-thirds of the picture, and the eyes are full of divine love.

"When did you take the photo..." Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and flipped down.

"Only two or three hours ago, your father and Miss Mermaid beat me up, and then went out!" Nan Tuhuang brushed off the white hair on his face, and let Xiao Biao see the red and swollen cheeks, "Look at my face It's just a punch, your father, I won't say anything about it... If it weren't for your face, I would use money, use money to smash it to death!"

Xiao Biao looked at Nantuhuang in surprise, what a strange way of revenge.

With a creak, the courtyard door was pushed open, and Miss Mermaid entered in a wheelchair.

Ye Dad jumped off Miss Mermaid's lap, licked his oily paws, ran towards Xiao Biao, and cursed: "I don't know how to order takeaway before leaving! I haven't seen you all day!"

Xiao Biao: "...you shut up!"

Father Ye was stunned for a moment, as if he was going to get angry, his small fist trembled.

Xiao Biao took a step back: "I forgot to tell you, the cat mother has moved."

Wild father: "Meow?"

After Xiao Biao explained to Ye Dad in a few words, he ran towards Miss Mermaid: "Why did you go out? It's so dangerous outside now!"

Miss Mermaid jumped out of the wheelchair. On the hook on the side of the wheelchair, there were a lot of things hanging in large and small bags, all of which were clothes, cosmetics and so on.

"What's dangerous?" Miss Mermaid put the bag on her arm and jumped into the room, "Where is the danger? I am very popular now. Look at these things, they are all sent by the salesperson."

"Meow? You are a mermaid, if you expose..."

"Is there any pet who knows how to put on makeup? I have an exclusive interview tomorrow morning." Miss Mermaid stopped in her tracks and turned to look at Emperor Nantu, "Do you know how to put on clothes?"

Nan Tuhuang nodded: "I have a lot of clothes, and I am an expert when it comes to dressing and matching!"

Xiao Biao wanted to say something, but his arm was suddenly grabbed by Ye Daddy: "What else did your mother say?"

"There's nothing else..."

"Think hard! She didn't say where she moved to? Which city, which neighborhood, which apartment building? What's the house number?"

"..."

"Just think about it!"

"Let go of me, meow!"

"Quickly think about it!" Father Ye's paws were so strong, he dragged Xiao Biao out of the house, "Let's go find your mother!"

Xiao Biao struggled to pull his arm, but he didn't move for a long time, and was dragged out of the villa by his father.

Xiao Biao squatted in front of the fried chicken shop with Ye Dad all night, and wanted to leave several times, but Ye Dad dragged him back.

Looking at the heartbroken wild father beside him, Xiao Biao had nothing to say.

"Is there something wrong with me?"

"..."

"Son, talk! Don't ignore your father!"

"..."

"Cub! You talk!"

Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and rubbed his ears: "We cats don't live in groups, what kind of family do we want?"

"But I want to reproduce."

"Don't you have me?" After Xiao Biao said this, he couldn't help shivering, why were these words so awkward.

"I still want more children and grandchildren." Ye father looked up at Xiao Biao, "Although your mother is thin, she has a big butt, and she can give birth to four in one child."

"I heard that some cats can give birth to eight or nine in one litter."

"Who?" Father Ye was puzzled, "Who is so capable of giving birth?"

"..."

The puppet cat princess with its tail cocked passed by the door of the fried chicken shop. It saw Xiao Biao and sneered: "Cheap cat."

Xiao Biao pointed at the puppet with his paw, and said nonsense: "It gave birth to ten in one litter!"