I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

The video paused, and the voice-over explained excitedly:

"My friends in Yushan should be very familiar with the fallen woman. That's right, she is Lin Ziqing, the fugitive in a series of serial murders in Yushan. In just one month, Lin Ziqing has been in Yushan several times. The location and time of the crime are very regular. Our Yushan Police Station has mobilized almost all police forces to encircle and suppress this criminal, but when the time and place of the crime can be predicted, we fail again and again.”

The voiceover let out a long sigh, followed by a sneer:

"Our taxpayers' money is for nothing. The police station has disappointed taxpayers time and time again. Everyone should remember that the director of the Yushan General Bureau promised us something a week ago. If he can't solve the case, he will resign..."

"The director is also a cunning person. He said that if he can't solve the case, he will take the blame and resign, but he didn't say how long he will take the blame and resign if he can't solve the case. To be honest, I really admire the director's skills."

"Don't gossip too much."

After burying a few words about the police station, the voice turned back to the topic again: "Let's look at the blond foreign friend in the video. She came home at midnight. Obviously, she is a resident of Jinxiu Mountain City. Our station reporter contacted Jinxiu Mountain City However, the property management pushed back and forth, and did not inform the reporter of the real identity of the resident, but our reporter found something surprising from other channels..."

As soon as the screen changed, Miss Mermaid appeared on the screen again.

This is also a video, Miss Mermaid is sitting in a wheelchair, and Xiao Biao is lying on her lap.

Judging by the light in the photo, the time is early in the morning.

The wheelchair was parked at the entrance of the fried chicken shop in Jinxiu Mountain City. One fish and one cat were eagerly waiting for the fried chicken shop to open. From time to time, Xiao Biao stretched out his claws to point at the daily specials at the entrance of the fried chicken shop, meowing something.

The voiceover commented: "As you can see in the video, this foreign friend could only walk in a wheelchair not long ago, but in the video last night, the foreign friend has already got rid of the wheelchair... No, maybe she hasn't fully recovered yet, Let’s look at her walking posture, maybe you can’t use the word “walking” to describe it, it’s more appropriate to use jumping... I deduce that a foreign friend has just had an orthodontic operation on her legs.”

"She should still be recovering. She is such a disabled person, but she has done what the police can't do. She is the one who easily subdued the fugitive criminals who committed a series of massacres in Yushan."

The voice of the voice overjoyed: "I feel very excited. Lin Ziqing has been knocked down, and our Yushan is safe! The reporters of our station are still working hard to collect information about this foreign friend, and our station promises to do it as soon as possible." Arrange an interview with her, please continue to pay attention to Yushan News for details, we are serious about making news!"

After the news ended, Xiao Biao squatted in front of the TV dumbfounded.

"Woof!" Old Jingba said in a low voice, "Humans want to interview that mermaid."

Xiao Biao looked back at the sofa, and found that Miss Mermaid was lying on her back and sleeping soundly, her tail patted the sofa from time to time, rolling up the hem of her long sky blue dress.

"Let the mermaid lady hide first, and don't show up." Xiao Biao's eyes slid over the fish's tail.

At the same time, in the human police station.

The captain of the Criminal Investigation Brigade with a bandage on his head was undergoing training in the chief's office.

"Are you a pig's head?!" The director is in his 40s, his hair is half gray, and his voice is still powerful. He pointed at the head of the captain of the criminal investigation team. After a while, he reached out to pick up a stack of documents and rushed He threw it over the captain's stomach.

The captain didn't dodge, and took a severe blow, but it didn't hurt.

"Have you read the news?" The director leaned back in his chair and rolled his eyes angrily, "I thought you caught someone, but you still didn't?"

"I'm sorry..." The captain lowered his head.

"She's fainted, and she's right at the gate of the community. You can't even bring a fainted person back?!" The director slammed his hands on the table, "What the hell! She ran away! How dare you catch her!"

The captain buried his head in his chest.

The director was heartbroken, and tapped his fingers in the air several times: "I'm so angry, I watched that video, and watched Lin Ziqing's husband carry him away, oh my heart... Fortunately, this paragraph I pressed the video, but the reporter didn't get it. If... the reporter found out, the prisoner fainted, and we didn't catch it..."

"Don't worry, chief, I will definitely catch her back..."

"Scratch your ass!" The director jumped up and stood up, glaring at the captain angrily, "15 minutes, she was lying outside the community for 15 minutes, where are the people you stayed behind? No one found her?"

"No...no one stayed behind." The captain wiped his sweat, "A colleague in the community was in danger, we were in a hurry, and we all went..."

"Where did you go?" The director rolled his eyes and stared at the captain, "Have they all gone to the hospital? I told you that crowd tactics are not an option!"

"..."

The captain's face was livid.

The director looked at the captain's face, was silent for a long time, and sighed: "It's not easy to do our job, you just have to be strong, you have to use your brain, and the opportunity is fleeting."

The captain nodded.

The director continued to teach the captain: "Think about the remedy."

The captain looked up at the director, hesitant to speak.

The director frowned, sat down on the chair, and lowered his voice: "I helped you suppress the matter of you going to the Taoist priest. The higher-ups don't know."

"Thank you Chief."

The director paused, and then said: "All the surveillance videos of the community have been sent to the police station, and I have also issued an order. From now on, the videos of the community will not be released to reporters."

The captain nodded.

The director said again: "Have you found out the identity of that blonde foreign woman?"

The captain shook his head: "The Immigration Bureau does not have any information about her. I searched for her photos on the Internet, and there is her criminal record at Chen Shui's side."

"The case?" The director was surprised.

"Steal the car." The captain licked his lower lip, "The sports car she parked at the gate of Jinxiushancheng Community was stolen."

"..." The director scratched his nose, "Continue to investigate and find this person for me. The car theft is not a big deal. Lin Ziqing has to be caught by her."

"What does the director mean?"

The director waved his hand: "The action must be kept secret, and the reporters must not know about it. Strange things...not good."

The captain nodded thoughtfully.

After the captain left, the director turned on the computer, clicked the mouse on the video file on the screen, and opened a window.

It is a video at the gate of the community.

A golden cat-shaped figure was prancing in the clearing, and behind the cat-shaped figure were streaks of icicles rising from the ground.

Then Lin Ziqing, the criminal in the serial murder case, stretched out his hand to touch the icicles, shattering them one by one.

The director frowned, turned off the video, and opened another one.

It was still the video from last night, Xiao Biao was running around the neighborhood, Lin Ziqing was chasing after him.

This video is very short, only four or five seconds.

Xiao Biao ran so fast that he left the recording area of ​​the camera in the blink of an eye.

The director turned off the video again, and clicked on a photo on the desktop.

Miss Mermaid and Xiao Biao were at the door of the fried chicken shop, waiting for the fried chicken shop to open.

This is a photo intercepted from the news, and the source is a road shot on a certain video platform.

After minimizing the photo, the director called up another video.

The fiery red sports car creaked to a stop at the entrance of the community, and two fat cats jumped out of the car.

A raccoon cat and a rabbit mantle.

The director reached out and took out a sticky note from the drawer, and wrote on the sticky note with a pen: "Cat lovers, like to eat fried chicken, have leg problems."

After a pause, the director added another sentence on the note: "Come and help me catch that vampire, I don't want to resign yet!"

At three o'clock in the afternoon, the mermaid lady who was sleeping soundly on the sofa woke up slowly, stretched herself, stood up, and walked out of the house.

"Where are you going?" Nan Tuhuang received a death order and did not let Miss Mermaid go out.

Miss Mermaid turned to look at Nantuhuang: "I'm hungry, go eat fried chicken."

Nan Tuhuang frowned: "The fried chicken shop is closed."

Miss Mermaid was stunned for a moment, then she laughed: "It's not like there is only one fried chicken shop in Yushan, I can drive now, I'll go buy it elsewhere."

Ye Dad poked his head out from behind the curtain: "I'll go too."

"No, no, no, you can't go out!" Nan Tuhuang waved his two front paws, and the rabbit body blocked the gate.

Five seconds later, Nantuhuang drew a beautiful arc in the air and landed on the lawn.

The buttocks pointed toward the sky, and the short tail trembled.

Miss Mermaid and Father Ye went out smoothly.

The neighborhood still smelled of garlic, and Miss Mermaid hugged Ye Daddy, standing by the koi pond and complaining: "It stinks, the koi pond is no longer the koi pond it used to be."

"Don't talk nonsense, go get the money." Wild father jumped out of Miss Mermaid's arms and stood firmly on the big rock.

Miss Mermaid sighed, jumped into the koi pond, dived all the way to the bottom, and began to pick up coins at the bottom of the pond.

After finally scraping together 30 yuan, Miss Mermaid went back to the two rooms and one living room, took out her wheelchair, and carried the wheelchair out of the water.

"Boss, the water also smells special!" Miss Mermaid wailed as she climbed to the bank, "I don't want to eat the fish in this pond anymore."

"Don't talk nonsense." Ye Dad glanced at the wheelchair, "We're driving, what are you doing with the wheelchair?"

"I need a wheelchair. What if the police find that I'm not normal if I'm bouncing all the way." Miss Mermaid came out of the water, took out a clean towel from her pocket, dried herself, and sat on the wheelchair. , "Did you forget about Chen Shui? Those policemen kept chasing me, trying to dig out my mermaid roe!"

"It's really hard to eat fried chicken. I'm the one who can do it better. With a mobile phone, the fried chicken will be delivered directly to the door." Ye Dad jumped on Miss Mermaid's lap, "I'm so early in the morning, where did you go?"

"Pangpang also has a mobile phone." The mermaid lady pushed the wheelchair to the gate of the community while chatting with Ye Daddy, "Why don't you ask Pangpang to order takeaway for us?"

"That poor guy has no money at all." Ye Dad snorted, "Come all the way from Chenshui, have you seen him take out a dime?"

Miss Mermaid flattened her mouth.Seems to be dissatisfied with Ye Daddy's bad words about the rabbit mantle: "Fat Pang is a very good pet."

Ye Dad rolled his eyes: "Hurry up, I'm hungry!"

Ms. Mermaid pushed the wheelchair slowly out of the gate of the community. Just after passing the huge cross, she was immediately surrounded by reporters swarming up.

"What's your name, miss?"