I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

Ye Dad trotted ahead with his buttocks shaking, Xiao Biao followed behind.

Looking at Ye Daddy's plump back, Xiao Biao subconsciously stretched out his claws to touch the flesh on his belly.

Oh my god, I have to lose weight. If this continues, my weight will soon approach that of my wild father.

"Children, hurry up, don't let Emperor Nantu find out that we are borrowing again." As soon as Ye Dad passed the koi pond, his speed increased.

"What are you afraid of?" Xiao Biao didn't care.

Ye father frowned: "The rabbit has too many younger brothers, and the toads are sticking to the feet. If you don't bite the cat, you will be afraid of the cat. We have to go up the mountain quickly. After noon, the sun won't be good."

"The northern and southern districts are now unified, meow, and I'm the boss." Xiao Biao speeded up and stood side by side with Ye Daddy, the cat's face was full of pride, "No one will block our way."

"Are you the boss?" Father Ye looked at Xiao Biao in surprise, "Then tell me, after the reunification, will domesticated pets or stray pets have the higher status?"

"..." Xiao Biao glanced at Ye Dad, "Can't it be that pets are equal?"

"Hmph." Father Ye's face was a little gloomy, "It seems that even if the community is unified, you don't have much real power."

Xiao Biao tapped his mouth, but didn't answer.

The wild father continued to express his opinion: "If you are really promising, give me all the pets in the southern district and turn them into stray pets 1"

"..."

Xiao Biao looked up at the trees beside the road: "Father, isn't the back mountain dangerous? Ah, look, the leaves have fallen, and autumn is coming."

As soon as Xiao Biao finished speaking, Father Ye became even more depressed.

"father?"

"Autumn is coming, and after autumn is over, it will be winter." Father Ye slowed down unknowingly.

"Winter is good. When it snows, it's white everywhere."

"You haven't seen snow yet, have you?" Father Ye turned his head and looked at Xiao Biao, with a hint of kindness on his face.

Xiao Biao nodded: "I haven't seen it." At least I haven't seen it since I became a cat.

"Snow, it's not as good as you think."

Xiao Biao looked at Ye Dad's profile, and probably guessed what Ye Dad was melancholy about.

The cold winter is the saddest day for stray pets every year.

The two cats were silent, and in a blink of an eye, they had already passed through the southern district, and stood in front of the wall against the mountain in the southern district.

"Hey!" Ye Dad leaped onto the wall.

Xiao Biao quickly followed.

Outside the wall is a poplar forest.

The wild father's steps became more and more vigorous, and he shuttled quickly through the woods.

Xiao Biao followed Ye Dad and ran for about an hour, because the road was all uphill, and sometimes he had to climb up the rocks and jump up, Xiao Biao was exhausted and panting.

"It's just ahead." Father Ye stopped and listened attentively.

In the next second, Ye Dad jumped into a series of big jumps, and threw himself into the grass under the tree not far away.

There was a sound of flapping wings, and Ye Dad jumped out of the grass with a pheasant in his mouth.

Stepping on the pheasant, Ye Dad meowed: "Meow! Your uncle always said that I would go to his place to eat and drink. I caught a chicken and pretended it was a meeting gift. I will let your uncle make stewed chicken nuggets soon. Let's eat more, don't let your uncle pick up the bargain."

After saying this, Ye Dad ran forward with the pheasant in his mouth.

Xiao Biao looked at Ye Dad's back and felt that Ye Dad was not stupid at all.

He looked left and right, and stretched out his hand to grab a handful of wild flowers by the side of the road. Since Ye Dad gave Uncle a pheasant as a gift, he himself...send some wild flowers, how elegant.

A quarter of an hour later, the two cats came to a cliff platform.

This is a large rock protruding from the mountain. The surface of the stone is very smooth due to the rain and wind. There is a small cave entrance next to the mountain.

"Your uncle lives here." Ye Daddy threw the pheasant in his mouth to the cave entrance, "Call the door."

Xiao Biao stood at the entrance of the cave and meowed twice.

Not long after, there was a low "hmm" sound from the cave.

Immediately afterwards, a face appeared at the hole.

Xiao Biao looked at that face, remained silent for a few seconds, and tried his best to suppress a smile.

It has a square cat face, eyes like copper bells, and above the eyes there are two short, thick Ukiyo-e-style black eyebrows, with frizzy hairs. At first glance, it looks like Oboi, and at second glance, it looks like Xie Xun.

It's a rabbit mantle.

Although the name is called a cat cat, it is a real cat.

Rabbit cat bared its lower teeth, squinted one eye, and yawned, his eyes fell on Xiao Biao.

"Yo Hoo, little fat cat, are you lost?"

Xiao Biao was very obedient: "Hello, Uncle."

The rabbit cat's short, thick eyebrows raised a little, and the whole body got out of the hole.

Only then did Xiao Biao realize that the figure of the manul was just like a barrel.

The short legs are almost invisible, the face is as wide as the shoulders, and the hair on the body is very thick. It looks cute, but the expression is extremely serious.

The rabbit man saw the flower in Xiao Biao's hand, and also saw the pheasant lying on the ground.

It looked up and looked at the wild father who had already occupied the best sunbathing corner: "Zhuang Zhuang, is this your son?"

Ye Daddy was propping up an antenna leg, trying to lick the fur on his leg. Hearing this, he raised his eyes to look at the mantle: "Fatty, does my cub look like me?"

The rabbit man nodded, and walked around Xiao Biao, with a look of distress in his eyes: "Your son is a little skinny, is life still so difficult at the foot of the mountain?"

Xiao Biao touched the fat flesh on his stomach: "Am I thin?"

The wild father on the side interjected: "My son is a cat who loves to worry. When he is full, he doesn't know how to bask in the sun to nourish himself, so he just runs around."

After saying this, Ye Daddy rolled on the ground, and the warm noon sun shone on its buttocks: "I'll squint for a while, Fatty, you stewed the pheasant, I want to eat chicken nuggets."

The rabbit's eyes widened: "Do you think I'm a cook?!"

Ye Dad yawned, Cat's Claw scratched his head twice, lay down on the rock, and closed his eyes.

The rabbit cat stared at Ye Daddy again, then looked back at Xiao Biao, stretched out its claws and patted Xiao Biao's head twice: "Nephew."

Xiao Biao held the wild flowers in both paws, still thinking about his wild father's name.

Is Ye Daddy's name Zhuang Zhuang?

"Nephew?"

"Uncle." Xiao Biao returned to his senses, Ye Hua handed it forward, "For you."

Rabbit cat glanced at the wildflowers, then at the pheasants: "At my door, catch pheasants and gather wildflowers, and give them to me..."

Xiao Biao was stunned for a moment, with a shy face.

The manul rolled his eyes, turned his head and walked into the cave: "Nephew, follow me with a pheasant in your mouth!"

With flowers in his paws and a pheasant in his mouth, Xiao Biao followed the rabbit into the cave.

Walking through the curved passage, the eyes suddenly opened up.

This is a small cave ten meters square. There are several fist-sized holes on the top of the cave, through which sunlight shines in.

There was an extinguished bonfire in the corner, and a black iron pot hung on the fire.There is a stone chopping board beside the fire, and beside the chopping board, there are a bunch of strange cans.

The rabbit cat sighed, took the pheasant with its claws, and sat on the edge of the chopping board to pluck the hair: "Just treat me as a cook, and when I wake up in the morning, I will be used as a coolie by your father."

Xiao Biao looked left and right, and on the rock wall behind him, there was a drop of water falling, and there was a small stone water tank where the drop fell.

"Uncle, I'll put the flowers in."

"I don't have a vase." The rabbit man lowered his head and picked up the feathers of the pheasant.

Xiao Biao picked up a can from the bank: "Use this?"

"Anything you want." Rabbit Man raised his head and glanced at Xiao Biao, raised his short thick eyebrows, "It's like going back to my own home."

After a pause, the rabbit mantle said again: "Just call me Uncle Fatty, it's so kind."

"Uncle Fat..." Xiao Biao changed his words, but he always felt that calling him Uncle Fat was hard to describe, so he decided to call him with a double word, "Uncle Fat?"

"Huh?" Rabbit Manul raised his head again, with two pheasant feathers sticking to his square face.

"Shall I help you pluck?"

"Would you do it?" The rabbit's golden eyes were full of doubts, "This is a technical job. Your fat uncle is not the kind of pet who likes to drink blood. The hair must be plucked clean, and there must be no hair left."

"I'll pull it out carefully."

Xiao Biao took some water from the canning box by the sink, inserted the flowers, and placed them where the sunlight could shine through.He got up and walked to the rabbit cat, took the pheasant from the rabbit cat's paw, and plucked the hair neatly.

The rabbit mantle stood beside Xiao Biao and watched, afraid that Xiao Biao would not pull it cleanly. After watching for a while, the rabbit mantle expressed his satisfaction and yawned: "You pull it out, I will sleep for a while."

"It's over." Xiao Biao immediately speeded up, plucked off the last handful of feathers, and handed the pheasant back.

The manul hadn't finished yawning, it frowned, lowered its head to check the pheasant carefully, um...it was very clean.

Xiao Biao took out a big leaf from his pocket, wrapped the plucked chicken feathers, put them aside, and threw them away when he went out later: "Actually, you can scald them with hot water to make plucking easier."

Rabbit Man Tongling blinked, but didn't answer. It walked to the edge of the case, stretched out its paws and brushed the bald pheasant a few times, and the pheasant suddenly turned into a chicken nugget.

Xiao Biao looked strange, doesn't this pheasant bleed?

"Go, get some water." The rabbit cat stretched out its claws and pointed to the black iron pot.

Xiao Biao took the black iron pot to the sink to collect water.

After a while, it was full.

When Xiao Biao came back with a black iron pan, he saw the rabbit with a small brush, brushing things on the chicken nuggets.

Seeing Xiao Biao came back, the rabbit cat took the iron pot, put it on the shelf, lowered his head and shouted to his head: "Come light the fire."

Xiao Biao looked up and saw a thin mouse crawling in through the hole and running to the side of the shelf.

The Mouse took a handful of hay from his pocket and began to cough.

"Come on." The rabbit mantle was very impatient.

The mouse has worked very hard. It put its mouth on the hay, coughed vigorously, and finally spewed out two sparks.

Holding the dry grass with both claws, the small mouth carefully blows sparks, and after a while, a puff of thin smoke comes out from the middle of the dry grass.As soon as the smoke came out, the little mouse was relieved, and it continued to blow on the dry grass. After a few seconds, the dry grass completely burned.

Stretching out the mouse's paw, he put the hay on the pile of wood under the iron pot, and the little mouse looked up at the hozen.

The rabbit cat stretched out its claws, took out a piece of bacon from its pocket, and threw it to the mouse.

"Thank you Fat Lord." The mouse squeaked twice, took the jerky in its mouth, climbed up the rock wall, and got out through the hole in the ceiling.

"This mouse can breathe fire?" Xiao Biao looked at the rabbit.

The rabbit man shook his butt twice, and threw the chicken nuggets into the iron pot: "It's useless, the lighter doesn't work yet, if the lighter I got down the mountain last time didn't run out of gas, I don't have to always count on it. "

Speaking of this, the rabbit man turned his head to look at Xiao Biao: "Your father said that your paws can freeze?"

Xiao Biao nodded.

Rabbit Man ran to the side of the bed and pulled out an earthen jar from under the haystack: "You can chill the wine made by monkeys, and we three can drink some later."

Xiao Biao hugged the wine jar, resigned to his fate, and chilled the wine.

The chicken nuggets in the iron pan were already steaming, and the rabbit man took out a handful of seasonings and threw them into the iron pan.

Xiao Biao raised his head to look, most of them were things that he had never seen before, colorful.

Rabbit mantle explained to Xiao Biao: "Add these to increase strength."

Xiao Biao asked, pointing his paw at a white-edged black mushroom: "What kind of mushroom is this?"

"Ganoderma lucidum, Ganoderma lucidum!" Rabbit Man stretched out his paw and patted Xiao Biao's head, "Poor child, don't you know this?"

"..." It's not that Xiao Biao doesn't know Ganoderma lucidum, but he has never seen such a combination of black and white, and his paw pointed to another blue stick in the pot, "What is this?"

"Cordyceps sinensis, silly boy." Tuman shook his head, looking at Xiao Biao's distressed face, as if Xiao Biao was an ignorant young man who just came out of the village.

Xiao Biao was stabbed by the eyes of the manul: "Is the Cordyceps this color?"

"Why not, isn't this the one!" Rabbit Man took out a spoon and stirred it in the iron pot.

Xiao Biao frowned, pointed at a red egg floating in the pot with his claws: "Then what is this?"

"Goji berries..." Rabbit Man looked at Xiao Biao in shock, "You don't even know goji berries?"

Xiao Biao lowered his head, walked to the side, and continued to drink ice wine with the crock in his arms.

From time to time, he glanced into the pot with an aggrieved expression.

What the hell?Goji berries the size of quail eggs?

After half an hour, the chicken nuggets came out of the pan.

Holding the chilled wine in his hands, Xiao Biao stepped out of the cave first.

The stone was warmed by the sun, and as soon as the paw fell down, Xiao Biao let out a comfortable moan.

Looking up at the wild father, the wild father is spread out into a cake in the sun, his eyes are closed, and his mouth smacks from time to time, looking very comfortable.

Xiao Biao was a little jealous, it really was a good place to bask in the sun.

The rabbit cat came out of the hole holding the iron pot: "Zhuang Zhuang, it's time to eat!"

Father Ye turned over, revealing his belly, scratched his paws twice, opened his eyes and looked at the rabbit mantle: "Bring it here quickly."

Rabbit manul is also a good tempered man, he brought the pot directly in front of the wild father.

Ye Dad sat up, raised his nose and smelled it, and was very satisfied: "Pangpang, your craftsmanship is getting better and better."

Tuman waved to Xiao Biao: "Come on, pour some wine, let's have a drink together."

Three cups were rolled with leaves, and three cats surrounded the pot with chicken nuggets, drinking and eating chicken.

After drinking for three rounds, the rabbit was happy, took out his mobile phone and started flirting.

A group sent a WeChat message: "Little sister."

A few seconds later, Rabbit Mantle's cell phone jingled.Rabbit Man picked up the phone and replied to the message with sleepy eyes.

After answering one, he held it up and put it away for Ye Dad to see: "Look, my new girl."

The wild father didn't pay attention to the rabbit mantle at all, and just ate it, one mouthful of chicken and one mouthful of wine.

Xiao Biao recalled what Father Ye said when he was catching a chicken, "I'll grab a chicken and pretend it's a meeting gift. I'll let your uncle make a stewed chicken nugget later. Let's eat more. Don't let your uncle pick it up cheap."

Wild Dad is indeed working hard to realize its plan.

Xiao Biao inexplicably felt that the rabbit mantle was a bit pitiful: "Uncle Fatty, may I help you take a look?"

"Go ahead, what do children know?" Tumo refused, and the phone was already in front of Xiao Biao.

The entry is a short message with a lot of information: "Branch or monthly subscription? Thirty one time, five hundred monthly subscription, human currency payment."

Xiao Biaomao looked at Uncle Tuman beside him with a stiff face: "What does this message mean?"

Tuman blinked his drunken eyes, glanced at the phone screen, quickly closed the chat window, and clicked on a new message: "Look at this, this is true love."

Xiao Biao didn't want to watch it, but Rabbit Man was very interested and pressed Xiao Biao's head to let him watch it.

Another message with a lot of information: "Are you coming tonight?"

Xiao Biao heaved a sigh of relief, it was a normal message after all.

Before he could look away, the second message came in: "If you don't come tonight, my husband will be back from a business trip."

Xiao Biao coughed twice and turned his head away.

"Well, well, well." Father Ye chewed the meat in his mouth, raised his head, the corner of his mouth was full of soup, "If you don't eat any more, I'll be clean."

Xiao Biao ate his meat.

Rabbit mandarin smiled and replied to the message, but it was still a voice message: "Then I'll go over tonight, okay!"

Xiao Biao blinked, pretending not to hear.

The world of pets is really chaotic.

After drinking and eating, the two cats and the mantle lay down on a big rock to bask in the sun.

The sun was already in the west, but there was still warmth from the sun on the stone, and it was still very comfortable to lie on.

Ye Daddy had a belch, lying on the stone to see the sun setting in the west, his mouth was chattering, and he stuck out his tongue to lick his mouth from time to time.

The manul was leaning on Ye Daddy's butt, still holding the phone in his paws.

Xiao Biao lay on the edge of the rock and looked down, there was a cliff below, the wind blew up from the bottom of the cliff, and the hair on his face stuck to his face.

After blowing for a while, Xiao Biao turned his head back and looked at the wild father and the rabbit not far away: "I heard from the seniors of Yushan that there is a hidden pet in this mountain, do you know?"

As soon as Xiao Biao's words fell, Ye Dad suddenly sat up, turned his head to look at Xiao Biao, his green eyes were wide open: "Who told you?"

The rabbit mantle was originally resting on Ye Daddy's ass, but when Ye Daddy came together, it slammed its head on the stone: "Zhuang Zhuang, what are you doing?"

"Listen to my son." Ye Daddy's eyes were still drunk, "My son, who said that there are hermits in our mountains who are favored?"

"Just Yushan's senior..." Xiao Biao was unsure whether to say Yin Niangzi's name, after all, Yin Niangzi was still pretending to be dead.

Thinking about it again, Mrs. Yin said that the old deer didn't care about the affairs of the back mountain of Jinxiu Mountain City because she knew that there was a big pet here, so there must be a lot of pets who knew about this matter.

Xiao Biao spoke again: "Many pets in Yushan know about it."

"I know many of them." Ye Dad looked at the rabbit man very seriously, "It's very troublesome."

Rabbit Man sat cross-legged and plucked his ears: "But I don't want to move yet, I just hooked up with a few little girls."

"What's the matter?" Father Ye also sat cross-legged, frowning.

At the same time, the Pet Association Police Department.

Little Lolita is being trained.

A white fox with a star on its shoulder sat behind the table, looking at the little girl with a serious face: "Didn't I tell you before I went? This is a confidential mission!"

The little loli lowered her head, her chin resting on her chest.

The white fox shook his head: "I knew I should go this trip by myself."

"I……"

Little Lolita wanted to argue, but just as she opened her mouth, she was interrupted by the white fox again.

The white fox's fluffy tail dangled slowly behind him, and the words he said were clear: "Even if you failed to sneak into Lin Ji's house and were discovered, it's not like you can't beat him, just hit him and knock him out!"

"I beat him later..."

"What's your biggest mistake?" The white fox stretched out his claws and patted the table, "You actually told him that you are the pet of the Pet Association Police Department! He has now complained to the human side, and the other side said that we should take advantage of the bilateral meeting , secretly engage in small tricks!"

The little loli lowered her head even lower.

The white fox knocked hard on the table twice: "I was in a bad mood today. When I went out in the morning, I was recognized as a Samoyed by a heartless human. When I arrived at the police station, I had to clean up the mess for you."

"I'm sorry, Chairman Bai."

The white fox took a deep breath and rolled his eyes several times: "You're just stubborn, get out quickly."

Little Loli bowed her head, turned and walked out the door.

Just as he pulled the doorknob, the white fox behind him spoke again.

"Give me the four words of confidential mission, copy it a thousand times!"

Little Loli sighed and went out.

As soon as she went out, little Lolita met Young Master Lu standing at the door.

Young Master Lu didn't wear a black police uniform and was not in human form, so he landed on all fours and looked at the little loli seriously: "What about Lin Ziqing, how should we deal with it?"

Little Loli shook her head: "Don't let me interfere."

Young Master Lu frowned: "Where's your master? Why is it only Chairman Bai?"

"My master went back to Changbai Mountain to visit relatives. It told me to listen to Chairman Bai. The signal in Changbai Mountain is not good, so I didn't have a few words with the master."

Young Master Lu glanced at the door beside him, turned around and left with heavy hoofbeats.

Little Loli sighed and left from another direction.

After the two pets left, the door opened, and the white fox jumped out from inside. It looked left and right, Danfeng blinked, turned around and entered the house again.

Splendid Mountain City Community.

When the sky was full of stars, Xiao Biao and Ye Dad just came back from the mountain, climbed over the fence drunkenly, and the two cats walked to the north area.

All the way was unimpeded, after the wild father passed the koi pond, he ran to the big rock to blow the wind to sober up.

Xiao Biao walked home on tiptoe.

Before reaching the downstairs of his house, Xiao Biao was attracted by a meowing sound.

Obliquely above, in a certain house on the second floor, a puppet cat is trying to get out through the broken screen window.

It's a princess.

The princess meowed as she squeezed out: "Musicians play the piano at home every day, it's so noisy, I can't stand it!"

This is the third screen window that the princess scratched. After leaving the old Wang's house, the princess was captured by another family again and became the family pet of the third family.

With a plop, the princess passed through the screen window and fell directly from the second floor.

He fell in front of Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao looked at the princess drunkenly: "Isn't your house on the first floor? Why is it on the second floor?"

"It's none of your business." The princess said fiercely to Xiao Biao, as if she was not happy because other cats saw her in a mess. Smell, smelly."