I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

About half an hour later, a fluorescent-yellow rider placed several lunch boxes under the tree. He scratched his head and looked around, looking for someone who ordered food.

But there were only two wild cats lying on the stone, squinting at him.

The rider looked down at his phone. He wanted to deliver the next order, so he couldn't delay here any longer. In addition, he directly wrote in the delivery request to put himself under the tree. After thinking about it, he lifted his foot and left.

The wild father was lying on the stone, staring at the takeaway box under the silk tree, his buttocks pouted, swaying slightly, holding his temper.

After the rider brother left, it rushed over immediately.

The fat squirrel, the little kingfisher and the crow also jumped on it. Xiao Biao and the cat sat by the water, looking at the cat, the squirrel and the two birds eating under the silk tree, with a smile on their old faces.

Turning his head to look at the water surface of the koi pond, he felt a little lonely again.

Ms. Mermaid doesn't know what she's doing right now, maybe she was beaten by the humans who entered the battlefield again.

Xiao Biao scratched his head and sighed.

Next to the cat's feet, there was a small half box of canned cat food handed over by Ye Daddy. Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and poked the canned food twice. Feeling bored, he got up and wanted to go home.

"Children!" Wild Father grabbed a piece of duck meat in his front paws, dipped in sweet noodle sauce, "Come find me tomorrow and take you to the back mountain to see your uncle."

Xiao Biao jumped off the rock and was walking home, when he heard this, he turned his head: "Houshan?"

"Yeah." Ye Dad stuffed the duck meat into his mouth, and ate it.

Xiao Biao quickly ran two steps, and came to Ye Dad: "Father, you always go to the back mountain, have you heard of any dangerous pets in the back mountain?"

Ye Dad looked at Xiao Biao with a puzzled look on his face: "What kind of ugly pet?"

"Hmm..." Xiao Biao scratched his head, "That's the kind you can't beat."

Ye father's eyes widened suddenly: "Do you look down on your father? Is there anything I can't beat!"

Xiao Biao scratched his white scarf, not knowing how to communicate with his confident father.

Or go to the back mountain to look for it yourself.

Father Ye instructed Xiao Biao again: "Come and see me before noon, the sun is at its best at noon, and there is a big rock for sleeping late at your uncle's place. Let's take a nap there, it's very comfortable!"

"it is good."

Xiao Biao trotted back home, but seeing no one in the house, he ran to the bathroom by himself and got some hot water in the sink.

The past two days have been too tiring, Xiao Biao wants to wash up and then sleep to relax.

Squeezing some Gege shampoo, Xiao Biao sat in the sink, rubbing bubbles for himself.

After rubbing for a while, the water became a little cold, so Xiao Biao turned on the faucet and put some hot water on it.

Warm and soaking, very comfortable.

After taking a bath and drying off with a towel, Xiao Biao took out a hair dryer from Nantuhuang from his pocket and dried his hair.

Sitting on the washing machine, blowing it for half an hour, Xiao Biao put away the hair dryer in satisfaction, and stroked his forehead in front of the mirror.

Yes, the cleansing is in vain, and I can go to sleep.

Jumping off the washing machine, Xiao Biao looked around the bedrooms of Ge Ge and Lin An.

Lin An's bedroom was still as dirty and messy as ever, Xiao Biao quickly ran out of Lin An's bedroom, entered Gege's bedroom, and jumped onto Gege's bed.

Lifting a corner of the quilt, the cat shrinks back, ready to sleep.

Rolling on the bed, Xiao Biao poked his head out again and glanced at the alarm clock on the desk.

There are still two or three hours before Gege returns home from school. Since Gege will not come back in a short time, then such a big bed...

Xiao Biao got out of the quilt, first jumped on the bed twice, and then jumped directly onto the softest pillow, stretched his body and lay down, feeling unsatisfactory, and covered the quilt on the pillow.

As soon as the quilt was covered, his vision immediately darkened.

Xiao Biao arched twice under the quilt, found a comfortable position and lay down, his paws stretched under the pillow.

"Meow?" A hard touch.

Lifting the quilt and throwing up the pillow, Xiao Biao looked under the pillow suspiciously.

a picture frame.

A family of four.

Xiao Biao brought the cat's head closer and looked at the people in the photo one by one.

The ones in the middle are Ge Ge and Lin An, and next to them are a man and a woman.

The man is very handsome, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, narrow and long eyes, with a bit of ruffian.

female……

Xiao Biao took out his mobile phone and compared the photos taken in the morning, the cat's head suddenly became bigger.

Gege's mother looks exactly the same as that pet-killing demon Lin Ziqing!

Slowly put away the phone, press the photo frame with a pillow, and spread the quilt.

Xiao Biao felt that sleeping next to the photo of the pet-killing madman was not safe, so he turned around and jumped out of the bed, trotted to the hall, and lay down on the sofa.

Squinting, going to sleep.

Unfortunately, no sleep at all.

Turning over, revealing his soft belly, covering his mouth with his paws, Xiao Biao was full of thoughts: "Would you like to change the master, this place is really dangerous."

The next morning, Xiao Biao was woken up by Ge Ge.

"Come on, follow me to the pet hospital." Ge Ge frowned and looked at Xiao Biao, "Let's catch my brother's affair."

"..." Xiao Biao turned over, not wanting to talk to Gege.

As soon as Gege picked up Xiao Biao, he walked out the door.

Xiao Biao didn't struggle, the cat's head rested on Gege's shoulder and continued to yawn.

When walking to the gate of the community, the little kingfisher suddenly flew over and chirped at Xiao Biao.

"Boss, is Nantuhuang messing around again?"

"Meow?" Xiao Biao stretched out a claw and scratched at the sky.

The little kingfisher continued to meow: "Nan Tuhuang is teaching the pets in the southern district how to read."

"Meow? Only teach the southern district and not the northern district?" Xiao Biao was a little unhappy.

The little kingfisher nodded: "Yes, yes."

Xiao Biaozi slipped out of Gege's arms and ran towards the koi pond.

"Little cat?!" Ge Ge looked at Xiao Biao anxiously.

"Meow! It's too boring to catch an affair, go on your own, I still have work to do!" Xiao Biao meowed a few words at Gege, turned around and ran away.

"Little kitten!" Ge Ge stomped her feet angrily, "I don't have a pet, what kind of pet hospital should I go to?"

Ge Ge turned around in two circles, thought for a while, and left the gate of the community without hesitation.

Xiao Biao walked through the koi pond and went straight to Nantuhuang's house.

The injury on Dahei's back has not completely healed. It lay on its stomach in the courtyard with a thick blanket under its body. The dog's head was twisted, looking at Nantuhuang not far away.

Nantuhuang was working in the radish field, pulling weeds.

Wiping the sweat off his forehead, Nantuhuang raised his head and saw Xiao Biao standing at the door with an unhappy expression on his face.

"Come in, come in through the door!" Nan Tu Huang summoned Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao jumped, climbed through the door, and ran to the vegetable field in two steps.

"Wait." Nantuhuang jumped onto the small table next to the vegetable field, took out a wet towel from the paper towel drawer on the table, wiped his little paws, turned his head and walked into the villa, "I'll go soak it for you. Cup of tea."

A cup of thick black tea was placed on the table, and it was served with a saucer of refreshments. Xiao Biao drank the tea and ate the refreshments in satisfaction, and the energy to ask the teacher just now was completely gone.

Xiao Biao's tone was good: "I heard that you are teaching pets to read?"

Nan Tuhuang nodded: "I have analyzed the current political situation. Whether it is the Pet Association or our Yushan internal affairs, the most important issue facing us now is popularizing the law."

Xiao Biao cracked open a pine nut: "Go on."

"But what's the biggest problem in popularizing the law? It's that the pets are illiterate, and there are so many legal provisions..." Nan Tuhuang pointed to the villa behind him, "I slipped into the master's study a few days ago and saw a set of legal books... ...the head is getting bigger."

Xiao Biao broke open another fig: "It's delicious."

Nantu Huangzi sipped the tea in front of him: "First of all, I have to teach pets to read and write. Then, I plan to train a few lawyers. Once we have lawyers, our Jinxiu Mountain City will shine not only in Yushan, but also in the whole country."

"Training lawyers?" Xiao Biao blinked, "It's very difficult."

Nantu Huang tapped his paw on the table twice: "Pug's owner is a human lawyer, and Pug is very slippery and has the potential to be a lawyer! I want to train him, but unfortunately when his owner defends , Pug can't go in to listen, or else he will learn human defense skills, it will be more stable."

After a pause, Nantuhuang said to Xiao Biao mysteriously: "Did you know? There is no pet in the whole country that has obtained a lawyer's qualification certificate."

"Yeah." Xiao Biao took another melon seed and knocked it open with a bang, "It's a good idea, but you are now the second leader of Jinxiu Mountain City. Don't forget about the North District."

Nan Tuhuang was stunned for a moment, then nodded quickly: "That's right, as long as Bei Elvis doesn't block me."

"It doesn't block it, it doesn't block it." Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and took another refreshment, the refreshment here is really rich.

Xiao Biao was eating happily, and the big black came over with his tail flicked, his paws resting on the chair, and he looked at Xiao Biao: "Do you like to eat this melon seeds? Let big brother pack some for you and take them home?"

"Okay, okay." Xiao Biao nodded.

With a smile on the corner of Da Hei Bei's mouth, he happily rubbed the dog's head against Xiao Biao.

The dog's head was huge, and Xiao Biao was rubbed against his head. After standing still, he looked at the black back suspiciously.

How could this big black back be so friendly to him? Look at the expression on the dog's face asking for petting.

The big black back said hey: "I have never had a chance to thank you for saving my life. By the way, I saved the jewelry store last time and caught three habitual robbers. I got another badge, but it wasn't issued by the army, it was a badge of honor. ,Do you want it?"

"..." Xiao Biao was silent, stretched out his claws to cover his pocket, his old face was flushed.

Under the guise of pink eye disease, he snatched so many medals from Dahei and never returned them, so how dare he ask for them now.

Although I really like this kind of metal piece with a sense of honor.

"Hmm..." Xiao Biao hesitated for a moment, "Is it suitable?"

Da Heibei's eyes gleamed: "It's suitable, I'll get it for you."

Wagging his tail, Dahei walked back into the house.

Nan Tuhuang looked at the back of the big black back, sighed, and looked at Xiao Biao with resentment in his eyes: "Don't bully the second child, he is an honest dog."

Xiao Biao lowered his head and ate melon seeds.

"For strangers, it will give its life to save them. If it likes you, it will treat you with all its heart and soul." Nan Tuhuang sighed, and looked up at the little civet cat again, "It is different from you, it is Be conscientious, don't..."

"Meow?" Xiao Biao looked up at Nantuhuang, displeased, "Do I have no conscience?"

Nan Tuhuang waved his paws: "I didn't mean that!" But the rabbit's face was clearly written, you are a black-hearted cat!

Xiao Biao snorted coldly, threw away the melon seeds in his hand, jumped off the table, and walked into the villa.

Nantuhuang hurriedly followed.

As soon as he stepped into the door of the villa, he saw Dahei rummaging for something in the corner with his back pouted.

He took out a metal badge, sat on the ground, held it with his claws, and rubbed it on his face twice, looking very cherished.

After cherishing it, the big black back smiled again, the dog's eyes were shining brightly, and he was about to walk towards the door with the medal in his mouth.

"Are you coming in?" Dahei ran over with the medal in his mouth, and placed it under Xiao Biao's feet.

Xiao Biao glanced at Nantuhuang, then took out a tissue, picked up the medal, wiped the saliva off it, tiptoed and lifted the paw to pin the medal on the vest with the big black back.

After saying goodbye, he glanced at Nantuhuang again, with contempt in his eyes.

"Woof?" Da Hei back was surprised.

Xiao Biao turned his gaze back to the medal, thought for a while, and said, "Mine." Xiao Biao pointed at the medal, "Let me borrow it for two days first."

"Wow." Daheibei blinked.

"You are rare enough, I will come to get it again." Xiao Biao stretched out his paw and touched the medal.

This medal is so beautiful.

His paws trembled wildly, and he really wanted to take off the medal again.

Nan Tuhuang put his paw on Xiao Biao's shoulder, looked at Xiao Biao with red eyes, seemed to see Xiao Biao's intention, and hesitated to speak.

Xiao Biao rolled his eyes: "..."

There was a sudden crash in the study room, it was the sound of ceramic cups falling to the ground and breaking.

Da Hei Bei wagged his tail and ran towards the study, Nan Tu Huang and Xiao Biao also chased after him.

The study door was open, and Xiao Biao stood outside the study and looked in.

There was a man standing behind the desk by the window. The man was wearing a decent suit. He had sharp eyes and a tall and straight figure. After he dropped the teacup, he reached out to sweep the table, and a few books fell to the ground in fear.

The big black back wagged its tail and walked over, the dog's head rubbed against the man's leg.

"Thunderbolt." The man calmed down a little when he saw Daheiback, reached out and touched Daheiback's head, and sat down on the chair.

"My male master." Nan Tuhuang hid at the door with Xiao Biao, and introduced to Xiao Biao in a low voice.

Xiao Biao saw a drawn drawer on the table, and the things in the drawer were turned out and piled aside, it seemed that things had been lost.

Da Hei rubbed against his master reluctantly, put his claws on the man's legs, and stretched out his tongue to lick his master.

"Your injuries are not healed, get down quickly." The man was startled, reached out to put his hand on the armpit of the big black back, put it down, and stroked the dog's head vigorously with his hand, "It's just recovered for two days, don't mess around."

The big black back wagged its tail and looked at the host with bright eyes.

The male host picked up the phone on the table, dialed a number and went out with a cold voice: "Erbao, come to my house, I won't see you in three or ten minutes, be careful I will break your leg."

As soon as he finished speaking, he hung up the phone with a snap.

The host stretched out his hand and rummaged through the drawers on the table twice, and sighed heavily: "You brat."

Nan Tuhuang pulled Xiao Biao to leave: "Let's go, the master is in a bad mood."

"Meow?" Xiao Biao didn't take it seriously, and even wanted to jump into the study to watch the fun.

"It won't be as good to us as it is to the second brother..." Nan Tuhuang dragged Xiao Biao away, "He always said that I am a fluffy waste who can only act cute."

"..."

Xiao Biao turned his head and glanced at Nantuhuang, but said nothing.

Nan Tuhuang pulled Xiao Biao onto the sofa, raised his claws to pick up an orange on the coffee table, peeled it, and said gloatingly, "Qin Erbao is abolished this time."

"What happened?"

"I don't know, he's useless anyway." Nan Tuhuang picked up a piece of orange and stuffed it into his mouth.

Xiao Biao looked up at the clock, there was still a while before the time he had agreed with Ye Daddy to see his uncle, if Qin Erbao came quickly, he would still be able to watch the excitement.

Qin Erbao really came quickly.

He was wrapped in bandages, followed by Qin Rongrong and Mrs. Qin.

As soon as he entered the room, Qin Erbao knelt down to the host with a bang: "Brother, I was wrong!"

"..."

The male master stood at the door of the study, holding a wooden board in his hand. When he heard the door opening, he came out to beat Qin Erbao.Now that Qin Erbao was covered in bandages, he couldn't beat him anymore: "What happened?"

"You know, right?" Qin Erbao raised his head and looked at his elder brother cautiously.

Behind Qin Erbao, Mrs. Qin took Qin Rongrong's hand and tiptoed to the second floor.

"You stop." The host gave Mrs. Qin a look.

Madam Qin originally wanted to send Qin Rongrong upstairs, and then come down by herself. Seeing this, she patted Qin Rongrong on the shoulder: "Go up by yourself."

The host walked towards the sofa: "Rongrong is not allowed to leave either!"

Qin Rongrong shrank her shoulders and hid behind Mrs. Qin.

The host sat down on the sofa, and suddenly found a cat and a rabbit beside him.

He frowned, Nan Tuhuang quickly slipped off the sofa, and ran towards Mrs. Qin.

Mrs. Qin reached out to pick up the little rabbit, and looked at her husband with fear in her eyes: "It's so hot..."

"Shut up!" The wooden board in the host's hand slapped on the coffee table, "If I hadn't discovered it early, you would have just waited for your family to be ruined."

"So serious?" Mrs. Qin's face turned pale, and she turned to look at her brother-in-law, "Second brother, what did you do to make your elder brother unhappy?"

"..." Qin Erbao didn't speak, and kowtowed twice on his knees. After kowtowing, he covered his bandaged forehead with his hands, looking dizzy.

The host rolled his eyes and turned away from looking at Qin Erbao.

Turning around, I saw Xiao Biao lying on the sofa as before, even holding an orange in his hand.

"Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, where did the wild cat come from?!" The host gave Xiao Biao a look.

Xiao Biao: "..."

Qin Rongrong trotted over, picked up Xiao Biao, and hid behind her mother.

Mrs. Qin touched Qin Rongrong's head: "Don't be afraid."

"Why don't you be afraid?!" The male master knocked on the table again.

Qin Rongrong shivered.

"Tell me, did you help your uncle steal the ticket?!" The host leaned back on the sofa, gasping for breath, angry at Qin Rongrong, "You are hurting him!"

Qin Rongrong's eyes were red, and she didn't answer, as if she was about to cry.

Mrs. Qin patted Qin Rongrong's head again.

The male host continued to reprimand: "If I hadn't received a notice today that the tickets would be sent back for renewal, I wouldn't even know the tickets were lost...You guys, really..."

The host had a bitter expression on his face, took a few breaths, suddenly became serious, and turned to his second younger brother: "How many times have I told you, our Qin family, don't get involved in these things anymore, just live life honestly." Let's live our own lives, shall we?"

Qin Erbao's face was serious and he didn't answer.

"Speak up for me!" The host stood up abruptly, and walked towards Qin Erbao with the board in his hand, "How did you get this injury?"

Qin Erbao gritted his teeth, but remained silent.

The wooden board hit Qin Erbao's back with a slap, and Qin Erbao groaned, shaking his body.

"Husband, uncle, he still has injuries..."

"I'll break his leg!" The host was full of anger, "He's just injured now, if I didn't find out, maybe he'd die inside someday!"

The wooden board in the host's hand hit Qin Erbao's leg again.

Qin Erbao let out a cry, and his temper also rose. He stood up abruptly, took two steps back, and roared at his elder brother: "Brother! Don't worry about my business."

"I don't care that you can grow so big?!"

"I, I..." Qin Erbao's eyes were red, "They are both the sons of parents, why can you enter the battlefield and I can't?"

"I didn't enter the battlefield either!" The male master chased Qin Erbao to beat him with a wooden plank, "I told you to be a good man, you won't listen!"

"Since you don't come in, it's a waste of your ticket!" Qin Erbao walked around on the ground to hide from his elder brother's plank, "Don't think that if your parents die early, you can do whatever you want!"

The male host was laughed angrily by Qin Erbao, and beat Qin Erbao with the wooden plank in his hand: "You will talk back, right! When you grow up, right?"

Qin Erbao screamed after being beaten, and ran towards Mrs. Qin: "Sister-in-law, I'm still wounded!"

Mrs. Qin quickly stretched out her hand to pull her husband: "What are you arguing about, what is the ticket, what is the battlefield?"

"Don't worry about it." The master pulled his arm, and Mrs. Qin hugged her tightly, but she didn't pull it out twice, "A loving mother is a loser, my parents left early, and my elder sister-in-law is like a mother. Yes, you have to take care of him for me, not to indulge him, and Rongrong..."

Having said that, the host's voice stopped abruptly, and he turned to look at Qin Rongrong: "If your uncle doesn't tell you, come and tell me."

Qin Rongrong choked up, and backed away vigorously.

"Don't be afraid." Mrs. Qin let go of her husband's arm, and went to hug Qin Rongrong, "Say whatever you want, don't make your father angry."

Xiao Biao was held in Qin Rongrong's arms, and Qin Rongrong hugged Xiao Biao tightly because of nervousness, and almost passed Xiao Biao's back.

"Meow!" Xiao Biao protested softly.

"Throw away that stray cat!" Madam Qin frowned.

Qin Rongrong backed away from the window, put Xiao Biao out of the window, and turned back to continue the training with tears in her eyes.

Xiao Biao strolled in the yard, leaning on the window to eavesdrop.

After a while, Nan Rabbit Emperor also jumped out of the house from the window, and ran to the edge of his vegetable field with his ears covered: "Quarrel, quarrel, don't you know that home and everything are going well?!"

Xiao Biao wanted to ask Nan Tuhuang what happened in the house after he came out. He looked up at the sun, and it was almost the time agreed with Ye Dad.

Thinking about the situation in the house just now, Xiao Biao also guessed the general course of the matter.

Qin Erbao stole his eldest brother's ticket, and together with Qin Rongrong, he secretly opened the door to the battlefield.The pet association wanted to renew the tickets, but the male owner of the Qin family found out that the tickets were lost, and wanted to break his second brother's leg in anger.

Xiao Biao scratched the cat's head, took catwalks, left the villa, and went across the koi pond to find the wild father.

Just see if Qin Erbao's legs are healthy tomorrow.

Beside the koi pond, the wild father was already lying on the big rock that symbolized power, and he was staring intently at the scurrying koi carp in the koi pond.

After a while, it lowered its head and rubbed its eyes: "There is no mermaid, use your slender human fingers to help me do eye exercises..."

"Father!" Xiao Biao climbed up the rock.

Ye father saw Xiao Biao and sighed: "When will your mermaid aunt come back?"

"Aunt Mermaid?" Xiao Biao blinked, "You're thinking about Aunt Mermaid, does Mom know?"

"..." Father Ye looked up at the sky, and forcibly changed the subject, "The time is just right, I will take you to see your uncle."

After saying this, it turned around and jumped off the big rock: "Zai! Follow up."