I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

Sitting in the hot water basin, Xiao Biao's two cat paws were pawing at the edge of the basin, his furry belly looming under the water, with a contented expression.

He has lived in the community for more than two months. He is not unaware of the heavy dust on the grass and barley walls. In order to keep the hair clean and shiny, he has to learn from the cat mother, licking it by himself when he has nothing to do.

But it ate all the ashes in its stomach, and licked its own hair from time to time, and vomited out a bunch of disgusting hairballs every now and then. If it hadn't abandoned human dignity long ago, it really didn't know how to survive.

Squinting his green cat eyes, he stared at the bath salts on the shelf.

"Come on, let's make bubbles." The little girl naturally didn't know what Xiao Biao was thinking, she reached out and took out a bottle of bath liquid, and poured it on Xiao Biao indiscriminately.

"Meow!" Xiao Biao had no choice but to sit up straight so that the bath liquid would not melt into the basin of water, and subconsciously stretched out the cat's paw to rub the bath liquid on his body.

After rubbing it twice, I felt that the fur became dry and astringent. Only then did I realize that the body wash used by humans is not suitable for me at all. For my hair, I should use shampoo if I want to use it.

The little girl stretched out her hands and rubbed them together.

Xiao Biao's small cat body was rubbed back and forth, and he almost choked on the water.

"Meow meow meow meow!" Xiao Biao struggled, trying to remind the little girl to be gentle.

The little girl's movements really softened.

After rubbing for five or six minutes, Xiao Biao's cat's head grew bigger due to the scent of the bath liquid.

The little girl finally changed another basin of water, held Xiao Biao's armpit, and put him in another basin.

After washing it with clean water, the little girl took out another towel, wrapped it with Xiao Biao, and put it on the sink beside her.

After drying the water on the hair, he picked up the hair dryer and started blowing.

But the little girl didn't know how to use a hair dryer at all, so she blew on Xiao Biao in a daze, until his hair burned.

Meowing several times, the little girl didn't understand what Xiao Biao was going to do, she just thought Xiao Biao was hypocritical and didn't want to blow hair, so she coaxed Xiao Biao while blowing.

"Blow it dry so you won't catch a cold. Be patient a little longer."

Feeling helpless, Xiao Biao had no choice but to turn around and cooperate with the stupid hair dryer.

After finally blowing dry, his hair was completely swollen.

It is dry and astringent, and it is also stiff.

A body of soft and shiny hair was almost ruined.

The little girl stroked Xiao Biao's hair with her hand, her eyes sparkled: "I'm fat."

This is fat?Xiao Biao cursed, this is an explosion!

The little girl giggled, reached out and hugged Xiao Biao, walked out of the bathroom, put it on the sofa, and began to rummage through boxes and cabinets to find food for Xiao Biao.

Turn out two ham sausages.

Xiao Biao picked up the peeled ham sausage with two cat paws, and ate it bite by bite.

This ham sausage is full of flour and essence, but it is also more delicious than the things picked up in the trash can outside.

After eating some, Xiao Biao jumped off the sofa and began to inspect the house.

bad.

This is the only thought in Mao's mind after Xiao Biao's inspection.

Looking at the packaging bags of instant noodles overflowing from the trash can at the door, Xiao Biao turned his head and looked at the little girl with sympathy. How dare the little girl's daily food be instant noodles with ham sausage?

The little girl didn't feel Xiao Biao's sympathy at all. She was holding the remote control, looking at SpongeBob SquarePants, giggling from time to time.

Xiao Biao rolled his eyes.

Two bedrooms and one living room, one room is for a little girl, dressed in pink, and the other room looks like a single man.

The man's room is full of littered underwear and smelly socks, the walls are covered with posters of basketball players, and the computer desk in the corner is messy with tangled data cables, and the data cables are still entangled. panties.

Xiao Biao sighed.

But even though the family sanitation environment is not good, it is a hundred times better than the homeless life.

Xiao Biao looked left and right, and finally ran back to the hall, pushed a pillow off the sofa, put it in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, and basked in the sun.

The warm light shone on his body, and after a while, Xiao Biao fell asleep.

After an unknown amount of time, Xiao Biao felt his butt itch. He stretched out his white-gloved cat's paw and scratched it, but his butt got even more itchy.

Only then did he realize that someone was scratching himself.

"Little meow, it's hot to get up." The little girl stretched out her fat hand and poked Xiao Biao's butt indiscriminately, "Brother just called to say that he was working overtime today and asked us to have dinner at Sister Xia's downstairs. "

Xiao Biao got up lazily, turned around, and walked towards the door.

Just two steps away, suddenly four claws volleyed in the air, and the cat's body was already picked up by the little girl.

"Let's go, let's go eat." The little girl hugged Xiao Biao, pulled on her slippers and went out.

The little girl lives on the second floor.

In a blink of an eye, one person and one cat arrived at the door of a house on the first floor.

"Gege is here!" The door opened, revealing a face with delicate makeup.

Only then did Xiao Biao know that the little girl's name was Ge Ge.

It is also a boudoir name full of the aristocratic style of the declining Qing Dynasty.

"Sister Xia, I brought the kitten too." The little girl stepped into the door, put Xiao Biao on the ground, looked up at Sister Xia with a proud face, "This is my cat!"

"It's a civet cat. It looks like it's just been weaned not long ago." Sister Xia looked down at Xiao Biao with a smile on her face.

Xiao Biao squatted on the ground, as a person who came to eat, he had to maintain the minimum etiquette, and he shouldn't make his master disgusted: "Meow."

"Oh, you're so good." Elder sister Xia smiled into a crescent moon, and stretched out her hand to hug Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao was shattered from being hugged, and was struggling to get off the ground when he suddenly felt a cold gaze passing by. His animal instincts made him feel that he was afraid that something dangerous was staring at him.

Looking over according to the feeling, I saw a proud puppet cat squatting on top of the tall chest of drawers.

It's the kind of expensive and beautiful puppet cat.

"I just opened a can for the princess, let's eat together." Sister Xia hugged Xiao Biao, walked straight to the front of the drawer, and put Xiao Biao next to the puppet cat named "Princess".

The puppet cat let out a gentle cry, and even turned sideways to give way to the cat, leaving room for Xiao Biao to step down.

Xiao Biao was stunned for a moment, the puppet cat in front of him was extremely friendly, but where did that vicious look just now come from?

"You guys are having fun. Gege and I went to the restaurant." Sister Xia rubbed Xiao Biao's cat head, and saw the white and shiny millet fur on Xiao Biao's chest with lowered eyes, and couldn't help touching it again. Then he turned around and dragged Ge Ge to the restaurant for dinner.

"Be good." Gege blinked at Xiao Biao.

"Where did this cat come from?" Sister Xia asked Grid as she walked towards the restaurant.

"I picked it up. It's good. It helped me drive away the bad cat."

The voices of the two gradually drifted away, Xiao Biao stretched his waist, and turned to look at the puppet cat beside him.

The puppet cat's eyes darkened again, staring at Xiao Biao fiercely.

Xiao Biao looked puzzled, how did he offend the puppet in front of him.

The puppet stretched out its paws, pushed back the canned cat in front of it, and hid it behind it.

"..."

Xiao Biao turned his cat's eyes and sat down on his stomach, with two cat-paw peasants hugging each other.

I thought I was here to grab a meal, but it seems that I can't catch it, so let's lie down here until Gege finishes eating.

Anyway, there is still a ham sausage left in the lobby of the house.

Xiao Biao's indifference made the puppet cat stunned for a moment, a look of contempt flashed in its eyes, its tail was raised high, and it slapped the edge of the drawer.

Xiao Biao continued to ignore it.

After a while, the puppet cat stretched out its paws and pushed out the canned food behind it.

Xiao Biao looked up at it.

But he found that the puppet cat's eyes were full of gentleness, and it was beckoning him to come and eat canned food.

Is this cat a schizophrenic?

Xiao Biao glanced at the canned food, it was pure meat, delicious, better than his own flour sausage at 01:30.

After hesitating for a moment, he sat up, pawed the can towards himself with his cat's claws, and froze for a moment.

In the next second, the puppet cat waved its paw, slapped Xiao Biao firmly.

"Meow?!"

Xiao Biao was stunned, what's going on?

Are domestic cats this cranky too?

Besides, isn't it what you want to feed me? !

Mere pussy!How dare you treat me like this? !

Xiao Biao got angry, stretched out his paw and scratched at the puppet cat's face.

But Xiao Biao had a good idea in his mind, at least he was at someone's house, so he didn't overdo it, he didn't exert too much force on his paws.

Seeing the puppet cat sticking out its cat's face, it came up to meet him, and gave him a firm paw.

Immediately afterwards, the eyes of the puppet cat showed success.

"Meow?" Xiao Biao's cat frowned, why did it feel so strange? !

Do Ragdoll cats shake like this?

"Little meow!" came a soft voice from behind, and she deliberately lowered her voice, "Don't bully the princess, sister Xia likes it, if sister Xia sees you beating the princess, she will hate it your."

"..."

Xiao Biao looked back at Grid with horror on his face, and then looked back at the puppet cat beside him.

The princess looked aggrieved and curled up there, as pitiful as she could be.

The canned cat food was placed in front of Xiao Biao, as if Xiao Biao was bullying the canned food and not giving it to the princess.

Xiao Biao had never encountered this before, and his heart was full of galloping horses.

You may not believe it, but this cat blamed me!