I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

"Oh, Davarish, why are you crawling on top of a high wall?"

"Because of this, you are a stupid dog and can't reach you." Xiao Biao lay lazily on the top of the wall, licking his own little meat pad one bite at a time, and a pair of green cat eyes impatiently glanced at Satsuma under the wall. yeah.

This Samoyed squatting under the wall is obviously a native dog, but because he followed an immigrant Russian master, the dog's mouth became very sloppy, and he would pop out a sentence or two in Russian from time to time, thinking that It's not good to be western.

The abducted Xiao Biao couldn't help using the accent of the dubbed film every time he talked to it.

Xiao Biao hated this dog very much. Logically speaking, he shouldn't hate a Samoyed who is known as a smiling angel, but since he turned into a cat, his mind has become more and more narrow-minded.

It has been two months since Xiao Biao turned into a cat.

He is fetal wear.

I have experienced cats who can’t open their eyes, and have to squeeze together with a bunch of blind kittens to crazily grab milk. The excrement on the buttocks must be licked by the cat mother every day, otherwise it will be embarrassing and embarrassing After childhood, he has been a shameless teenage cat for more than two months.

Etiquette, justice, shame and human dignity have long been exhausted in these two months.

All that's left is...

Look at the anger that makes no one happy.

For example, Xiao Biao is not happy to see this Samoyed now.

He will not be fooled by the appearance of this Samoyed, despite the smile on this guy's face, the dog's paws are stained with a lot of blood.

It's a killer, a cold-blooded killer!

Like his Russian master, he was vicious in his bones.

"Oh, for God's sake, get off the wall." Samoyed has almond eyes, white eyelashes like an Eskimo who just came back from the outdoors, and a dog's mouth, "I really like it." You, you little fat cat."

Xiao Biao turned around and pointed his butt at Samoyed.

"Never turn your back on your enemy!" Another cat leaped up from the wall, a raccoon cat with black and gray stripes, a mass of white hair on its chest, and a pair of green cat eyes with a fierce and aggressive look. Guang, staring at Samoyed, "What the hell is this bastard with garlic in his mouth talking about?"

Xiao Biao looked at the raccoon cat who jumped to his side and squatted down with a complicated expression.

This raccoon cat always strikes up conversations with him, and from time to time he goes to hook up with his cat-like biological mother.

Xiao Biao is very suspicious that this raccoon cat is his wild father.

Xiao Biao's suspicion is well-founded.

Xiao Biao's biological mother was an ugly, shocking tortoiseshell cat. The so-called tortoiseshell refers to the color of the cat's fur.

The brown, yellow and black hairs are mixed and scattered, which is killing the obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Therefore, the tortoiseshell cat was abandoned by humans because of its ugliness, and now it is curled up in a corner of the bushes, raising a litter of kittens by itself.

Looking at Xiao Biao himself, he didn't inherit his mother's fur color at all, but he has the same fur as the fat raccoon beside him, with shiny stripes, white fur on his chest and belly, green cat eyes, four Claw also wears white claws.

Xiao Biao glanced at Ye Daci Huamao beside him.

The raccoon cat was sitting on the wall, its fat buttocks had spilled into the air.

I just hope I won't be as fat as it in the future.

"There is another Davarish here, this one seems to be fatter and more delicious." Samoyed blinked and showed his signature smile.

"It's obviously a male dog, but it's as pretty as a bitch, I'll teach it a lesson!" Wild father stretched his waist, and was about to jump off the wall.

Xiao Biao turned the cat's head, and saw the eyes of the Samoyed dog under the wall obviously lit up.

Turning over lazily, Xiao Biao put his tail on his buttocks, ready to watch a play.

Xiao Biao has no feelings for his wild father, even if he is no longer a human, but a cat, he doesn't like that there is always a male cat... He is thinking about how to rape his cat mother.

Let it suffer.

Xiao Biao, who has evolved into a cynical cat cub, is full of malice in the cat's heart.

It was too late to say it, but the cat jumped down from the wall, slapped the dog's nose with one paw, and retreated with one blow.

Xiao Biao rubbed the cat's eyes, and saw that his wild father was walking vigorously, climbing up a pine tree next to him, and the fat on his body trembled accordingly.

Samoyed's fragile dog nose took a bite, and tears were about to come out. He came back to his senses and ran towards the pine tree, barking at the wild father on the tree.

"Hey, you son of a bitch!" Wild Father hooked his legs to the branch, gestured with his forelimbs on his chest, and flashed his small sharp claws, "Do you want another heavy punch?!"

Samoyed barked twice, and suddenly, a loud shout came from a distance: "Hey, sweater!"

It was the Russian man, holding a bottle of vodka in his hand, speaking Russian that no one could understand, dancing and calling Samoyed.

Samoyed arched his body, let out an angry shout at the wild father on the tree, then twisted his body, and ran towards his master with an aggrieved expression on his face.

While running, he hummed aggrievedly.

Xiao Biao covered half of his cat face with cat paws, and he felt ashamed for this Samoyed.

Seeing Samoyed run away, Ye Dad came down from the tree, ran to the bottom of the wall, jumped up to the top of the wall, looked at Samoyed's back proudly and indifferently: "The dog leg of the two-legged beast."

Xiao Biao put down the cat's claws covering his face, and suddenly felt that the image of his wild father had grown taller.At least, this is a cat that dares to tease a dog.

But this feeling didn't last long, and saw his warlike wild father light up his claws again, this time his opponent was a human cub.

"Looking for a dead end." Xiao Biao said of his wild father.

As a cat, fighting with dogs is a lot of fun, and fighting with people is self-destruction.

It is past six o'clock in the morning, and on the small road, a little girl is going to school with a small schoolbag on her back.

A pair of black bean-like eyes on the little girl's fleshy face were looking around in horror,

Xiao Biao knew that the little girl was looking for her wild father.

"Don't come out, don't come out..." The little girl was frightened.

This is the only way for a little girl to go to school, but for some reason, there is always a cat crawling here, waiting for an opportunity to scratch her every day.

This has been going on for a long time, since Xiao Biao was able to climb out of the cat's nest and jump on the wall, he has watched such a human-cat battle almost every day.

Gradually, Xiao Biao also realized that his wild father had taken a fancy to the hanging chain on the little girl's schoolbag.

A small gray pompom. When the little girl walks, the pompon rolls up and down by the side of her schoolbag. In the eyes of the cat, it probably looks like a little mouse.

It was too late to say it, but Ye Daddy has already made a move!

The little girl also saw the wild father, and ran away with a cry.

Ye father saw the little girl running fast, and his four claws also accelerated. Seeing that he was about to catch up, he jumped up and stretched out his sharp claws to grab the little girl's schoolbag chain.

The little girl turned around, and saw the cat's paws shining coldly.

"Ah duck!" A scream pierced the sky, she screamed and tried to block the cat's claw, accidentally scratched the back of her hand, and fell to the ground.

The wild father still refused to let the little girl go, and even raised his paw to scratch.

Seeing that the cat's claws were about to scratch his face, Xiao Biao on the wall couldn't sit still.

Hit people without hitting them in the face!

With this claw, are you going to ruin the appearance of the little girl? !

Xiao Biao supported the little human cub-protecting instinct left in the cat, and jumped down from the wall vigorously, preparing to be a hero to save the beauty.

Ye Daddy's sharp claws were about to touch the little girl's face, and suddenly there was a sharp pain from the tip of the tail. Looking back, Xiao Biao was biting his own tail.

God, that's the tip of the tail!It hurts meow.

"Aww, meow, meow! Are you rebelling, brat?!"

Once the wild father got into a fight, his six relatives didn't recognize him, and he and Xiao Biao didn't establish a clear father-son relationship.

After all, the wild cat circle still stays in a matrilineal society, only knowing its mother, not its father.

Xiao Biao is only two months old, and his body is less than one-third the size of his wild father. In a blink of an eye, he was slapped away by his paw.

"Little meow!" The girl was startled, and she didn't care to scream anymore, she immediately got up and went to check Xiao Biao's injuries.

As a cat, Xiao Biao was used to beating and beating. Before the little girl came over, he had already got up and rushed towards the wild father again.

"I can't beat a cat anymore!" Xiao Biao's anger that had been pent up for two months was completely blown out, and he went on a rampage regardless.

The idea is good, but the reality is too cruel.

Ye Dae slapped the shadowless cat and knocked Xiao Biao to the ground again.

The little girl couldn't care less, reached out to pick up Xiao Biao, and ran away.

When Xiao Biao came to his senses, he saw Ye Daddy standing in the distance, his tail frizzed, his green cat eyes were full of anger, and he was cursing: "Twolegs' running dog! Bah! Running cat!"

……

"Let's go, let's go..."

Xiao Biao lay sideways on the soft bed, with the tip of his tail hanging on the edge of the bed, swinging it up and down, his two green cat eyes looked around the room comfortably, "The bed is still comfortable."

"Little meow, don't move around, I'll put the hot water on and I'll give you a bath." The little girl's voice came from outside the door, mixed with the sound of rushing water.

"Hot bath..." Xiao Biao turned over, enjoying the comfort of returning to human society.