I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

No one is on guard, just give me a cat mosaic?

Xiao Biao looked up to the sky and meowed.

The mermaid had already swam to the side of the overturned boat with the two cats.

The Russian man sat on the back of the overturned plank of the boat, looking at the fish and two cats beside him with a look of lovelessness, he didn't do anything, and he didn't say anything.

Ever since he inexplicably wore it in the shower, and didn't even have any clothes, he was a little autistic.

Standing on top of the mermaid's head, Xiao Biao continued to ask the mermaid: "What happened to those people before?"

"Some were eaten by me, some went ashore, and some went ashore and then went back to the boat." The mermaid reached out and touched the Russian man's thigh, "It's rare that he is like him, and he was not caught by me." They ate it and didn't go ashore, and soon left with the boat."

The mermaid grinned wider and wider, and touched the Russian man's thigh back and forth with her hands: "I didn't expect you to come back again."

"Didn't the boat sink last time?" Xiao Biao remembered that night, the Russian man was walking around in a panic on the boat, and the boat was sinking straight.

"Sinking?" The mermaid was stunned for a moment, "No, the boat has gone back."

After saying this, the mermaid was afraid that Xiao Biao didn't understand, and explained again: "The people who come here are all by boat, but the boat didn't come here. Their boat suddenly rose out of the sea, and then suddenly fell into the sea. After falling, they didn't sink to the bottom of the sea, I think they went back to where they came from."

Xiao Biao's eyes lit up: "Quick, turn the boat over again."

"What are you doing meow?" Father Ye asked.

"Let's go back by boat, when the boat sinks again..." Xiao Biao stopped halfway.

Last time the Russian man went back by boat, but Xiao Biao himself just jumped into the water and went back with him.

It seems that the way back may not be this boat, the sinking of the boat is just a sign that the original passage from the community to this side has turned, and it has turned back to the community from this side.

"Turn the boat over!" Father Ye didn't know what was going on in Xiao Biaomao's mind, he tugged at the mermaid's temples and gave the order.

The mermaid rolled her eyes, and reluctantly removed her hand from the Russian's mosaic-covered thigh, then put both hands on the edge of the boat, and turned the boat over with a hey sound.

With a plop, the Russian man fell into the water again.

The Russian man swam in the water twice, then turned over calmly and got on the boat that was coming up, his face still indifferent, resigned to his fate and hopeless.

Xiao Biao took a look at the Russian man, he must be very cold, after all, the sea breeze is so hard, his mosaic is a little red from the cold.

Ye Dad has already jumped on the boat, and asked Xiao Biao with his round cat face: "Can I go home when the boat sinks? When will this boat sink?"

Xiao Biao didn't say anything, firstly because he didn't know about it, and secondly, he didn't want Ye Daddy to go back, after all, he hadn't secured the throne of the king of the northern area of ​​the community yet.

The mermaid also didn't want Ye Daddy to go back: "Boss, are you going to abandon me?"

"What are you talking about abandoning, I never abandon my little brother! You come up too!" Ye Daddy was very generous, and Cat's Claw patted the place beside him, "There is a koi pond in my hometown, enough for you to live on!"

"Really? Boss, take me with you?" The mermaid quickly climbed onto the boat.

It's a small boat, and it's packed to the brim.

The Russian man curled up his legs and sat in the corner in a well-behaved manner, with almost no sense of presence.

The wild father stood at the bow.

The mermaid lay horizontally in the hull, its tail patted the plank happily: "I haven't left here for a long time, and those humans who came with the boat all wanted to ask me about the way to the shore. If I didn't tell them, they would beat me up." Me, I have to be beaten twice every day, the life here is simply not the life a fish should live!"

"Why do they ask the way to the shore?" Xiao Biao still stood firmly on the mermaid's head.

"Running for the treasure."

"Is there a treasure on the shore?" Xiao Biao's eyes lit up.

The mermaid sneered, "Man dies for wealth, and bird dies for food."

These words did not dispel Xiao Biao's enthusiasm at all: "What treasures are there on the shore?"

"I don't know." The mermaid reached out and touched the necklace on her neck, "I'm not interested in the baby there, anyway, it's not as good as my baby."

Xiao Biao's attention was indeed attracted, he poked out the cat's head from the mermaid's head, and the cat's eyes were fixed on the gemstone necklace on the mermaid's neck.

After staring at it for a while, he felt something was wrong.

Why does it look fake?

Whatever was in his mind, he immediately said it: "It's fake."

"..."

The mermaid was a little angry.

Xiao Biao jumped off the mermaid's head, stood on her shoulder, and stretched out his claws to hook the gemstone chain.

The mermaid also generously let Xiao Biao see: "Blind your cat eyes, where is it fake?"

"It's really fake." Xiao Biao stretched out his claws, pulled the gemstone necklace off the mermaid's neck, and pointed it at the sunlight above his head, "Your real gemstone is still wrapped with letters?"

"Huh?" The mermaid took the gemstone and faced the sunlight. Inside the sea-blue gemstone, there were tiny hollow cracks, and "NPC10201" was written in a beautiful square black body.

"What do you mean?" The mermaid scratched her head, "Add numbers to English?"

Xiao Biao stretched out his hand and patted the mermaid's back: "This kind of trick to deceive children, you are the only baby."

Speaking of this person, Xiao Biao thought of his golden talisman that hadn't been warmed up yet.

Glancing over to the sea, the man in the coat had already touched a position not far from the boat, and was looking at it eeriely.

Xiao Biao's heart has been stabilized. Anyway, when the time is up and the passage turns around, the man in the coat soaking in the sea will follow him back. The Mojin Talisman is already surnamed Xiao.

So he continued chatting, and the chatting partner was still the mermaid: "Those who came back from the shore and boarded the boat again, what did they bring back from the shore?"

The mermaid shook her head: "I don't know, some people don't bring much, and some people have multiple sacks, who knows what's in the sacks."

The mermaid was a little depressed, and she seemed very unwilling to accept the setting that she was always wearing a fake necklace.

After a pause, the mermaid looked up at Ye Daddy: "Brother, why don't we go ashore and vote."

The wild father is eager to return home, and he doesn't want to go at all: "Those things are liked by human beings, vulgar and worthless things, you should feel at ease and return to the community with me."

"I need a decent necklace!" The mermaid was not happy.

Father Ye thought for a while, then stretched out his hand to scratch his butt.

Xiao Biao stared at Ye Dad, and he captured the miraculous scene.

In the fur of Ye Daddy's butt, there is actually a trouser pocket that looks like human jeans.

Seeing Father Ye take out a big gold chain from his butt pocket and hand it to the mermaid: "Take it with you."

A big gold chain with the thickness of an adult's finger, glittering with gold, quite tacky, but genuine.

The mermaid took the necklace, weighed its weight, and put it on happily.

Xiao Biao quickly ran behind Ye Dad, and stretched out his claws to pick Ye Dad's ass.

"Meow ow ow ow! What are you doing meow!" Ye Dad yelled, "You little bastard!"

"Where did the pocket come from!" Xiao Biao took out the pocket twice, but he didn't take out the pocket, "Let me take it out!"

"Go away!" Father Ye stretched out his little foot and kicked Xiao Biao away.

Xiao Biao rolled away, rolled aside, and squatted on the board of the boat, Xiao Biao suddenly felt desolate in his heart.

Why?

Why can Ye Daddy's gloves be taken off, his socks can be taken off, and it even has a pocket? !

Why am I just a normal cat?

I can't take off my gloves, I can't take off my socks, I can bear all these, but why don't I have a pocket!

I am not satisfied!

I want to pocket!

"Come on, little meow!" The man in the coat suddenly appeared behind Xiao Biao, and he stretched out his arms to clamp Xiao Biao's cat's neck, and was about to plunge into the water.

Xiao Biao was angry, when he suddenly saw the arm locking his throat, he bowed his head and said, "Meow!"

The man in the coat also yelled, "Ahhhhhhh!"

He quickly withdrew his arm, the whole arm was already bloody.

"Why!" Xiao Biao didn't care about the man in the coat behind him at all. The cat's eyes were full of Ye Daddy's ass. Cat! I want a pocket! I want a pocket!"

Ye Dad moved left and right on the boat, while avoiding the crazy Xiao Biao, while finding time to kick the man in the coat who was about to climb up.

"What are you hunting for, isn't it just a big gold chain?" The mermaid was dissatisfied, "My gemstone chains are all fake, so I take a big gold chain, is it too much?!"

"I didn't mean you, you really did, I didn't take your chain." The mermaid said earnestly at Xiao Baoyu, "You are the kind of cat who doesn't like other people's good! Let me tell you, it's useless to hit, this gold The chain is mine now, if you are really unwilling, I will give you the fake one!"

"Who cares about fake ones!" Xiao Biao glared at the mermaid, then added subconsciously, as if explaining for himself, "I don't like gold ones either."

"Then what are you playing?"

"I want a bag."

"Cough, I'll get you one later." The mermaid was speechless, "Isn't it just a pocket?"

After saying this, the mermaid put her fake gemstone necklace into the pocket on the tail of the fish.

Xiao Biao watched helplessly as the mermaid lifted a scale and put the fake gemstone necklace inside.

The heart is ashamed.

OK, you all have pockets.

Only I don't.

Just then, the boat began to sink.

Russia, who had been languishing in the corner of the boat, was also revived. His lifeless gaze finally regained its spirit. He held the edge of the boat with both hands, his eyes were full of ecstasy, and with his last strength, he yelled out a sentence in Russian: "Medvedev! Knocking off the sweater!"

The boat sank, and the man in the coat who was still submerged in the sea suddenly panicked. He flipped up the side of the boat, and the wild father kicked him several times violently when he saw this.

The sound of kicking was deafening. The man in the coat held back in a daze. After turning over on the boat, he spat out several mouthfuls of blood, and then clasped the sides of the boat with both hands, fearing that he would be kicked off.

The boat was not big, and the man in the coat was pressing down on the mermaid.

Miss Mermaid's face turned red.

The boat thumps.

How romantic!