I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

Xiao Biao came out of the water, and in front of his eyes was Ye Daddy's huge cat face. He was stunned for a moment, and then plunged into the water with a sharp thrust.

After holding his breath in the water for a few seconds, Xiao Biao surfaced again.

There are waves floating and sinking under his body, and the sea breeze whistling past in his ears, Xiao Biao did not return to the bathtub, and was still ups and downs in this vast ocean.

Ye Dad is also in the waves at the moment.

It grabbed the mermaid's two legs with its claws, and its fleshy body sat on the mermaid's head, riding the mermaid across the water like riding a motorboat.The water splashed behind the fish's tail is straight and powerful, as if there are two underwater engines installed behind the mermaid's buttocks.

"Little evil!" The wild father who was riding the wind and waves found Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao paddled the water with his front paws, stepped on the water with his back paws, and felt sour in his heart: No, I have just become the king of the North District, Ye Daddy really shouldn't show up now.

"Little Nie Zhan! You came just in time!" Ye Dad rode the mermaid around Xiao Biao, and the high-speed surfing caused a circular water curtain behind Ye Dad.

Xiao Biao had to tread water hard to keep the cat steady in the waves raised by the mermaid. He waved his paw as a greeting, and the cat glanced at Ye Daddy.

Tsk, that mermaid is so miserable.

Liu Hai'er on the mermaid's forehead was pulled, and her eyes were slightly deformed. She had such a beautiful face, but she was pulled into a glaring King Kong.

"Let me introduce, this is my new little brother, Meow." Father Ye stopped the mermaid motorcycle, and then tugged at the golden Liuhai in his hand, signaling the mermaid to speak, "Get to know Meow."

"Boss, is it time for you to introduce yourself?" The mermaid pressed the water with both hands, two large shells on her chest were shining, and there was a blue gemstone necklace around her neck, and the taste of Beijing movies in her mouth Still, "Ma Liuer finds a way to do that shit!"

"It's not because you are too weak!" Father Ye stomped his little feet on the mermaid's head angrily, "The quality of your mount is too poor, which affects my combat effectiveness at sea!"

"Boss, isn't my speed fast enough?!" The mermaid was aggrieved.

"Faster, faster! The world's martial arts, only fast can not be broken!"

Xiao Biao was listening to the two quarreling, confused.After listening to a few words, he turned the cat's head and found a ship on the sea.

Unlike the boat that Xiao Biao saw last time when he came here, this time it was a boat rather than a flat boat.

It is the kind of leaf-shaped boat that will capsize when hit.

There are two people in the boat.

One is a Russian man. He is completely naked, and he is sitting hunched inside the boat, holding his curved thigh covered with golden thigh hair, shivering in the sea breeze.

The other person was dressed neatly, with a bundle of ropes under his feet and a big shovel pinned to his waist. He was the owner of the big rooster—the man in the coat.

At this moment, the man in the coat was bending his bow and nodding his arrow, and the arrow was shooting at the mermaid under Ye Daddy, with a long rope attached to the tail of the arrow.

This is fishing.

"Roar!"

A short and powerful cry rang in his ears, Ye Dad stretched out his claws, and the empty claws caught the flying arrow.

Then I saw the cat's body circling on the mermaid's head, and with the force of the circling, it shot the arrow hanging from the long rope back to the boat, and the arrow was pointing directly at the man in the coat.

The man in the coat dexterously dodged the flying arrow, and the arrow fell into the sea behind the man in the coat. The man in the coat pulled the rope back to retract the arrow, bent his bow and set the arrow again, and shot towards the mermaid.

"Roar!"

Ye Dad's nostrils were wide open, and he caught the flying arrows again with one paw, then he spun around, exerted force, and threw it!

One person and one cat fought like this for four or five rounds.

"Roar!"

"Roar!"

"Roar!"

Xiao Biao felt something was wrong.

The man in the coat is obviously just such a fishing arrow. Every time he shoots it, he is caught by the wild father, and then the wild father shoots the arrow back for him, and the man in the coat continues to shoot.

Is this a sea circus?

Is the fighting scene just so casual and sloppy?

Xiao Biaomao's head hurt slightly, he stepped on the water, wondering when he could go back, and how he could bring back the naked Russian man on the boat.

"Roar!" Ye Dae grabbed the arrow again.

Although Xiao Biao forced himself to ignore such a mentally handicapped fight, he couldn't stand it after a long time.

He jumped up from the water with a splash, grabbed the rope hanging on the water surface with his two front paws, and began to bite the rope with his mouth open.

The rope wasn't too thick, but it was very strong. Xiao Biao bit on it for a long time before he made a small gap.

The man in the coat over there has already started pulling on the rope.

"What are you doing meow?!" Ye Daddy Maozhuo held the arrow, looked at Xiao Biao hanging on the rope, "Are you hungry?!"

Xiao Biao didn't say a word, he only cared about biting the rope crazily.

Father Ye held the rope with one hand, and the mermaid's golden liuhai'er with the other, thinking for a while whether to shoot the arrow or not.

The mermaid was already struggling in the water.

"The bangs hurt so much!" the mermaid cried and swam to the side of the boat, "Let go of the rope!"

Father Ye thought for a while, but did not let go, but continued to ask Xiao Biao: "Is it delicious?"

Xiao Biao finally bit the rope, and the cat fell back to the surface of the sea, he spit into the sea water, spit out the rope crumbs in his mouth, and then looked up at Father Ye: "You will know if you eat it yourself? "

Ye Dad glanced at the long arrow with its tail broken.

The point of the arrow is very sharp, but the butt of the arrow is a bit thick, and the place where it connects with the blade is several layers more reinforced than ordinary arrows.

"It's the machine spring." Xiao Biao had already climbed up the mermaid's shoulder along the mermaid's arm.

He stepped on the mermaid's shoulder with his hind legs, and his front paws had already touched the mermaid's head, and he said to Ye Daddy, "Make room."

The mermaid's head is only that big, Zhan Ye's father is already loaded, so there is no room for Xiao Biao.

Father Ye was not happy anymore, he stretched out his little white feet to kick Xiao Biao: "Go down!"

Xiao Biao grabbed Ye's father's feet, and suddenly flashed through his mind, that day, Ye's father took off his gloves on the big rock by the sea.

By coincidence, Xiao Biao's little claws ran towards the edge of Ye Daddy's white socks.

Squeeze.

Xiao Biao took off the fluffy white socks.

"Why are you taking off my socks?!" Father Ye widened his eyes in shock.

Xiao Biao shook the socks twice, he just wanted to see if he could take them off, but he didn't think about what happened after they were taken off.

Looking around, the sock in his hand was really hot, so Xiao Biao stuffed the sock into the shell on the mermaid's chest.

"Ah? Are you playing so sexy?" The mermaid retracted her small pointed chin, and looked at the cat socks stuffed into the shell on her chest against the pain of her bangs. "It's quite warm."

Ye Daddy was furious, but his little feet were facing the sea breeze bare, and his pinkish white flesh was frozen red.

As a last resort, it went to the mermaid's shoulder, hugged the mermaid's neck, and lowered its head to get the socks.

Taking advantage of this moment, Xiao Biao jumped onto the mermaid's head with a whoosh.

He imitated the way of the wild father, and also pulled the mermaid's two Liu Hai'er: "Come on! Go and overturn that ship, smash it with your body! Let the humans on it be buried in the sea!"

"Is it so hot-blooded?" The mermaid's eyes lit up with glaring eyes, and she rushed towards the boat, and a straight spray shot out from behind again.

"Here we come." A dark light flashed in the eyes of the man in the coat on the boat, with his left hand behind his back, a sharp dagger was clutched in his palm.

"Dive into the water and turn over the top of the boat!" Xiao Biao ordered again.

The mermaid dived underwater in an instant at a distance of more than 30 meters from the boat.

Father Ye hugged the mermaid's neck, choking on the water and spitting bubbles under the water, the cat's eyes opened wider and wider.

The mermaid swam to the bottom of the boat, Xiao Biao brushed the mermaid's hair at the bottom of the water, the mermaid turned around and rushed straight up.

With a bang, the boat was pushed into the air.

After the boat turned over, the naked Russian man didn't care about being shy, and quickly reached out to grab the side of the overturned boat.

The man in the coat was lifted to a relatively far position, and at the moment he was treading water and swimming back, while holding a dagger and staring at the water, preventing a sneak attack.

The mermaid has surfaced.

Father Ye spat out a mouthful of seawater, raised his head and cursed at Xiao Biao: "You little bastard, do you want to drown me?"

Xiao Biao didn't answer, it pulled the mermaid's golden bangs with its claws, as if deep in thought.

The first question to ponder: Why did I overturn this boat?Does the battle between this man in a coat, this mermaid and this wild father have anything to do with me?

The second question for deep thought: Shouldn't I find a way to bring the man in the coat home?

The third question for deep thinking: the last time I jumped into the sea and returned to the koi pond, was there any opportunity?

"Little evil!" Father Ye stood on the mermaid's shoulders, tiptoed his hind feet, and grabbed Xiao Biao's legs with his front paws, "How dare you offend me? You're useless!"

"Put on your socks quickly." Xiao Biao looked down at Father Ye.

Ye Daddy's body stiffened for a moment, and its bare paw shrank slightly under the sea water.

"Huh." Father Ye ignored Xiao Biao, but sat down on the shoulder of the mermaid, bent over to put on his socks.

"That, you." Xiao Biao touched the mermaid Liu Hai'er in his hand, "Do you often have boats here?"

"Well, often." The mermaid's tail dangled excitedly in the water. She stretched out her hands to straighten the shell on her chest, and while answering Xiao Biao's words, she swam towards the overturned boat. The eyes are fixed on the naked Russian man.

The boat was overturned and floating on the sea. The Russian thought the water was too cold, so he had already climbed onto the back of the boat. On the curved back of the boat, he couldn't curl his legs, so he could only open and close the lights. Sitting there jealously.

Xiao Biao rubbed his eyes, why do his eyes feel a little blurry?In his cat's eyes, on the overturned boat, the Russian man was all mosaiced from the neck down.

"Have you seen the mosaic?" Xiao Biao lowered his head and asked Ye Dad.

Ye Dad just finished putting on his socks, he raised his head and glanced at Xiao Biao: "What is a mosaic?"

Xiao Biao pointed to the Russians.

Ye Dad took a look and sneered: "Not even a hair, an inferior life."

Xiao Biao asked the mermaid again, and then he understood that neither cat nor fish saw the mosaic.

Why did only you see it?

God, do you think I'm so impure?