I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

A burst of cyan light burst out from the edge of the koi pond and shot straight into the clouds.

The sky was originally clear and clear, but in the blink of an eye, it turned into a dark cloud cover, and the wind rolled the fallen leaves and roared in the community, as if there was going to be a heavy rain.

"Breathe!" Miss Mermaid stared at Xiao Biao, "It's spiritual energy."

Xiao Biao sucked in: "It smells a bit earthy."

"Take two more breaths, and it will all fall apart in a while." Miss Mermaid panted heavily.

Xiao Biao looked at the koi pond.

The cyan light slowly diverged, becoming lighter and weaker, spreading around the community, and it was about to flow out in the blink of an eye.

Miss Mermaid is still rambling: "After your oriental pet dies, the corpse can dig out a pill that turns into aura, but after a pet like me or a vampire dies, the aura will directly overflow and return to the sky. .”

Xiao Biao looked up and saw the crow bouncing on the tree and breathing heavily.

"Hmm..." After thinking for a while, Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and pushed forward.

"Hoo, hoo..." Miss Mermaid took a deep breath, and took the time to glance at Xiao Biao, "What are you doing——"

Space freezes.

Xiao Biao looked at the blue color scattered in the sky, waved his claws lightly, and gathered the blue aura towards him.

Beside the koi pond, Little Lolita and Master Lu slowly raised their heads in the condensed air, watching with surprise the aura that had already dispersed gathered again and flowed behind them.

Xiao Biao swung his paws faster and faster, squeezing the scattered aura back and forth, and finally squeezed out a blue ball the size of a basketball, and held it with his paws.

After doing all this, the air is moving again.

The mermaid lady at the side turned her head and looked at Xiao Biao with a displeased face: "You are too much!"

"What's wrong?!"

"Look at them!" Miss Mermaid pointed to the tree, then to the grass.

Bounce on the tree looked at Xiao Biao with resentment, the squirrel on the ground scratched his face anxiously, and the cat in the grass meowed angrily at Xiao Biao.

Originally, everyone was happily inhaling the spiritual energy, but in the blink of an eye, the spiritual energy was gone.

"This kind of gift from nature, how can you have it all to yourself!" Miss Mermaid accused Xiao Biao.

"A gift from nature?" Xiao Biao rolled his eyes, "Lin Ziqing, I caught it!"

As soon as Xiao Biao finished speaking, Bengbeng on the tree snorted coldly, flapped his wings and flew away, the cat in the grass also snorted twice, ran away with his legs, and only the little squirrel was still in a hurry Face scratching.

Miss Mermaid stretched out her hand and let Xiao Biao look at her fingers: "Look at these wounds, I poisoned Lin Ziqing in order to take my own blood, I am anemic, and I have credit for it."

"Don't talk about this yet..." Xiao Biao rested his paw on the back of Miss Mermaid's hand, "I have a plan."

Miss Mermaid was about to say something else when her cell phone rang suddenly.

"Xiao Zhou? That blue light, I know... you want to interview me?" Miss Mermaid looked down at the rabbit fur suit she was wearing, and frowned, "I'm not free today, tomorrow? Not tomorrow, how about it, I'll contact you later when I'm free."

After hastily hanging up the phone, Miss Mermaid glared at Xiao Biao: "I've seen through you, your aura doesn't distinguish me, and you don't buy clothes with me, even... the necklace you promised to buy me 800 years ago, I haven't seen it until now." I saw the shadow..."

Miss Mermaid pursed her mouth, her eyes were red, and she looked like she was about to drop pearls: "The jewelry on my body is just such a small diamond ring. I got it from Lin Ziqing by myself. This diamond ring looks like it was bought from a roadside jewelry store. , the ordinary goods that can be seen everywhere are incomparable to those in the sunken ship..."

The more Miss Mermaid talked, the more wronged she became, the big pearl crackled and fell down: "Your father too, I've been with him for so long, and he doesn't give me a single pill. If he is not satisfied with anything, he just jumps on my head and squeezes it out." My bangs!"

Xiao Biao put the cyan basketball aura into his pocket, then bent down to pick up the pearls.

When Miss Mermaid saw Xiao Biao seeing the pearl, she was so angry that she wanted to go crazy: "I won't cry anymore! Let's see what you pick up!"

Xiao Biao put the last pearl into his pocket, and looked at Miss Mermaid with a face of shame: "If I don't pick it up, the pearl won't go to waste..."

"Humph!"

Xiao Biao thought for a while, then took out the golden talisman necklace from his pocket: "This is for you."

"What is this?" Miss Mermaid took the gold touch talisman.

There is a tooth-shaped thing tied to the leather rope, which was originally used as a necklace by Ji Aotian around his neck.

"Necklace." Xiao Biao stretched out his paw and pointed at the leather cord, "Just tie it on."

"It's too ugly!" Miss Mermaid was dissatisfied.

"This is... magic weapon!" Xiao Biao recalled the ancient English book he picked up from the pastor. The thing in the book that catches vampires was called magic weapon. "I've seen the owner of Nantuhuang holding this material to block the little loli's lightning and thunder."

Miss Mermaid looked at Xiao Biao suspiciously: "Really?"

Xiao Biao looked sincerely: "Really."

Miss Mermaid blinked her eyes, and put the gold-touching talisman around her neck, a smile finally appeared on the corner of her mouth.

Suddenly there was a croak of a crow in the sky.

Biaobeng came out of nowhere, and yelled at Xiao Biao angrily: "I have seen through you, the aura doesn't distinguish me, so I won't buy anything with me, even... you promised to buy it for me 800 years ago. What about that, I haven’t seen any shadows until now..."

"What?" Xiao Biao looked up at Bengbeng suspiciously.

Bouncing around like weeping like complaining, eyes flushed: "Just say, how are we doing?"

"..." Xiao Biao looked at Bengbeng with a shocked face.

Bengbeng flapped his wings, tears fell from the sky: "Give me compensation!"

Xiao Biao turned his head and left.

Bouncing along followed, croaking non-stop: "Miss Mermaid has it, and I want it too! We are the best, little civet cat! We are the best in the world!"

It rained from the sky, and it turned into a torrential rain in the blink of an eye, with two hailstones sandwiched in the raindrops from time to time.

Xiao Biao returned to the stronghold villa.

The crow was bouncing and croaking dryly against the rain all the way, Xiao Biao didn't give it a look, the moment he entered the door, he sighed and finally gave up.

Miss Mermaid also jumped into the house.

Xiao Biao ran all the way to the study room, spread out a piece of paper on the table, held a pencil in his rain-stained paws, and began to draw pictures on the paper.

It's a neighborhood map.

"What are you going to do?" Miss Mermaid sat on the table, looking sideways at the drawing on the paper, "What are you doing drawing a community map?"

"Make a fortune." Xiao Biao rubbed his chin, "Little Loli said that Changbai Mountain has a lot of aura, so I thought...why is there a lot of aura in Changbai Mountain?"

"Why?" Miss Mermaid asked.

"It should have something to do with Fengshui. I want our community to become a treasured place of Fengshui."

"There are dragon veins over there, it's full of spiritual energy..." Old Jingba got out from under the table, took two steps forward in a daze, lay down on the carpet, and looked up at Xiao Biao feebly, "Yushan There are also spiritual veins, but they are not dragon veins, but divine deer veins..."

"Shenlumai?" Xiao Biao looked strange, what is Shenlumai?Never heard of it.

"The earliest legend of Yushan came from a colorful divine deer..." Old Jingba rested his dog's head on his paws, and his voice was distant and ethereal, "Since the colorful divine deer appeared, Yushan has always been colorful. The existence of the divine deer, generation after generation, at that time, Yushan's aura was particularly strong, until one day..."

"Don't whet your appetite...quickly say...don't look at me like that."

Old Jingba coughed and continued: "The last generation of five-colored deer in Yushan gave birth to an ordinary sika deer..."

"..."

"The legend of Yushan stopped."

"It's quite fun." Miss Mermaid looked at Xiao Biao, "How can you still have a baby? Extramarital affairs?"

Xiao Biao turned to look at Lao Jingba: "Are you having an extramarital affair? Are you dating the sika deer next door?"

"Bah!" Old Jingba frowned, "You are not allowed to insult Shenlu."

"..." Xiao Biao pouted, "Then why did you give birth to a sika deer?"

"There is only one colorful deer in each generation... The companion of the colorful deer is originally a variety of other deer..." Lao Jingba coughed dryly twice, and then said again, "The genes of the colorful deer are very powerful, and they can always Give birth to five-color deer, until I met a sika deer..."

"Thinking about it this way, the sika deer's genes are stronger." Miss Mermaid said.

"Then the current boss of Yushan, Old Lu, is the descendant of Wucai Deer?" Xiao Biao asked.

Old Jingba nodded, opened his mouth to say something, closed his eyes, and fell asleep suddenly.

"Joe San?" Xiao Biao summoned Lao Jingba.

Old Jingba opened his eyes flickeringly, his dim old eyes were full of confusion: "I fell asleep?"

"Ah."

"..." Old Jingba turned his head and looked out of the window. After a while, he stood up and walked out.

"Old Jingba?" Xiao Biao summoned Old Jingba.

"It's time for me to go home." Old Jingba left the study and went out.

Xiao Biao looked into the yard through the study window, and saw Lao Jingba pushing open the yard door and walking outside.

"It's dying." The mermaid lady reached out her hand to touch her gold touch talisman, "It doesn't smell very good."

Xiao Biao glanced at Miss Mermaid, and looked through the window at the old Jingba who was walking alone outside the fence: "Nan Tuhuang has lived with a rabbit for so long, and old Jingba is going to die?"

"Nantuhuang, it's because of its master's strong spiritual power. A rabbit in his teens doesn't look old at all." Miss Mermaid sighed, "Old Jingba is different, its master has a fat belly Poor old developer."

"You know him?"

Miss Mermaid nodded: "I was drinking with him yesterday, and he even gave me a villa, saying that the villa is the king of villas in this community, and it has never been sold."

"Oh?" Xiao Biao's eyes widened, "Where is the villa?"

Miss Mermaid took out the key from her pocket, and the wooden house number was still hung on the key: "I still like the two bedrooms and one living room under the koi pond. After a few days, the smell of garlic will be gone, Master Qiao said, He turned the water cycle of the koi pond to the maximum, filtered the water well, and then I went back to live under the koi pond. Master Qiao also said, I can plant whatever I want on the land by the koi pond, and make a list , what flowers and plants do I need, Master Qiao asked someone to buy them for me."

"He knows you live in the koi pond?" Xiao Biao was shocked.