I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler
Chapter 105
After Lin Ziqing was captured, Xiao Biao's stronghold villa suddenly became empty.
The little squirrels started running around the neighborhood again.The little kingfisher moved back to the koi pond, and continued to teach the pets from nine to five.Pets that leave home return home, and stray pets continue to wander.
The property started to clean up the garlic all over the ground, repainted the blood-soaked brick walls, pulled out the wooden stakes on the ground, and reloaded the silver cross on the truck, parking it in the open-air parking lot outside the gate of the community.
Standing in the yard of the stronghold, Xiao Biao looked down at the little loli who only had a head protruding from the ground, stretched out his paw and patted: "Do you feel better?"
Ever since the battle with Lin Ziqing, the little Lolita has been injured, and has been burying herself in the yard for the past few days, saying that she is absorbing nutrients from the embrace of Mother Earth.
Xiao Biao is very sure that little Lolita has absorbed nutrients from Mother Earth, because the bark of the evergreen pine trees that were originally lush in the yard has been twitched, and even the tenacious weeds have never competed with little Lolita. Lying on the ground, the tips of the leaves are black.
"It's already autumn, it's not easy to be a plant, don't you want to make a living in this yard?" Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and patted the fearful little Lolita on the head again.
He wasn't dissatisfied with the little loli sucking up the green plants in the yard, but he was just looking for trouble for nothing, seeing a head buried in the ground was fun, so he came to fiddle with it if he had nothing to do.
"The aura in your community is too thin." Little Lolita's eyebrows fluttered when she spoke, "If I planted myself back in Changbai Mountain, I should have recovered from this injury a long time ago."
"Well, you know that the spiritual energy in our community is thin, so you should suck less." Xiao Biao kept playing with the little loli's head with his paws, and quickly pulled out a hair when the little loli wasn't paying attention.
Seeing his hair turned into wild ginseng, Xiao Biao calmly put the wild ginseng into his pocket.
"Stop plucking my hair, if you pluck one more hair, I'll suck more." Little Loli raised her chin with her brows up, "I advise you to stop."
"Okay." Xiao Biao stretched out his paw and patted the little Lolita on the head soothingly.
With a creak, the courtyard door opened.
Miss Mermaid, who spent the whole night outside, came in from the door, her cheeks were flushed, and she smelled of alcohol all over her body: "These humans can really drink..."
Xiao Biao glanced at Miss Mermaid, speechless on his face: "You can just wave, and when your tail is exposed one day, you won't be able to wave."
"That's impossible." The mermaid lady laughed, laughed twice, and hiccupped again, "Little raccoon cat, draw some more talismans for me."
"What are you doing?" Xiao Biao scratched his neck.
Miss Mermaid bent down, held the tree trunk with her hand and vomited twice. Just as she was about to vomit, a soft force was transmitted to her body along the tree trunk. The burning in her stomach disappeared instantly, and she didn’t want to vomit anymore. :"what happened?"
The little loli buried in the ground raised her head and frowned at Miss Mermaid: "Don't vomit here, you vomit all over the floor, how can I recuperate here?!"
Miss Mermaid chuckled: "Brother Shen!"
Little Loli: "..."
Miss Mermaid turned her head to look at Xiao Biao: "Didn't I give the talisman you drew to a netizen before? That talisman worked!"
"Oh?" Xiao Biao's eyes lit up, "What's the effect?"
"Just the night before yesterday, that netizen was attacked by a stalker. The stalker took a drugged handkerchief and stunned the netizen. Later, the netizen woke up in the suburban field and found a strange man lying next to him. The man was blackened all over. He was also seriously injured, and the man is in the ICU right now."
"Where's my talisman? What's the use of my talisman?"
"The netizen found that the talisman in his pocket was gone, and then saw the left corner of the yellow talisman paper burned on the strange man." Miss Mermaid smiled, "The talisman spontaneously ignited, and the netizen was intact. The diagnosis of a stalker given by the hospital, stalking Kuang received the same degree of burns from the inside to the outside, that is, the burns on the skin are the same as those on the internal organs, which is very miraculous!"
Xiao Biao's eyes were round and round, first surprise flashed in his eyes, then regret flashed, followed by bitterness, and the emotions in his eyes surged up and down.
The mermaid lady who saw it was taken aback: "Little civet cat, what are you thinking?"
"The talisman I drew...it actually works!"
"Don't you know that talisman works well?" Miss Mermaid was taken aback, "Then why did you give it to me? What you said before you gave it to me is a hype!"
"..."
Miss Mermaid cleared her throat: "Draw me a picture, and I'll give you five dollars."
Xiao Biao looked at Miss Mermaid suspiciously: "How much did they give you?"
"Fifty thousand." After the mermaid lady finished speaking, she stretched out her hand to cover her mouth.
Xiao Biao twisted his buttocks and walked into the house: "Get out."
"Little civet cat!" Miss Mermaid chased after her, "Then how much do you want?"
"Fifty thousand and fifty."
"Hmm..." Miss Mermaid lowered her head and snapped her fingers, unable to figure it out, "Oh, that's it, deal!"
"You have to pay me 50 yuan for that talisman." Xiao Biao smiled and walked to the second floor.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' then I lost it then?"
"It's not a compensation, you have gained a good reputation!"
"That's right..." Miss Mermaid followed behind with her rabbit fur skirt, "Little Kingfisher said in his lecture that you can't have both, so... that's fine too."
After a pause, Miss Mermaid said again: "Little raccoon cat, ask Nantuhuang to make me another dress. I always wear this suit recently. Everyone looks at me strangely. They suspect that I don't take a bath. Change clothes."
"Qin Rongrong and Qin Erbao have gone home. Nantuhuang has been very busy these two days. I'm afraid he doesn't have time to make clothes. Besides...the clothes look like rabbits, and they don't look good."
"But I have to change...how about you accompany me to buy clothes this afternoon?"
"Later, I have something to do in the afternoon."
"what's up?"
"Little Lolita is going to take Lin Ziqing out this afternoon..." Xiao Biaolu narrowed his eyes, "Deal with her."
"Didn't you say to wait for the Pet Association to hold a meeting to make a decision?"
Xiao Biao shook his head: "The two sides have been meeting, and I don't know what kind of meeting it is. The matter of Lin Ziqing can't be delayed any longer. If she drinks your blood again, I'm afraid she will become resistant to the medicine."
"What is drug resistance?"
"Ah...that's...you have a mobile phone, don't you? Search for it yourself."
At two o'clock in the afternoon, little Lori pulled herself out of the ground, stretched out her hand and pushed open the door of the villa.
Wild father rolled on the sofa and sat up, salivating at little Lolita.
Ever since Xiao Biao ordered the takeaway of ginseng and black chicken soup for Ye Dad, Ye Dad looked at Little Lolita in a different way, and even sneaked into the yard in the middle of the night, sniffing Little Lolita's head with his nose, Lick the little loli's braid with her tongue.
The little Lolita felt uncomfortable from being watched by the wild father, took a step back, retreated to the yard, and shouted towards the second floor: "Let's go, it's time!"
A few minutes later, Miss Mermaid jumped out of the house with Lin Ziqing on her shoulders, and Xiao Biao followed behind little Lolita.
Jumped all the way to the koi pond.
Standing by the koi pond was a man in a black robe, 1.9 meters tall.
It's less deer.
Little Lolita explained to Xiao Biao: "For a big pet like Lin Ziqing, when she dies, the spiritual power in her body will dissipate and affect the weather, so she has to be dealt with on the battlefield... But my work card was confiscated , I couldn’t enter the battlefield, so I called Young Master Lu.”
Lu Shao glanced at the unconscious Lin Ziqing, his slender eyelashes blocked his eyes, reached into his pocket, and took out a work card.
Swiping the work card towards the void, Young Master Lu muttered twice.
A few seconds passed, and there was no change in the koi pond.
Lu Shao was stunned for a moment, and then Yo Yo Lu Ming.
It blew for more than ten seconds, but there was still no change in the koi pond.
"My card has been suspended." Lu Shao's face was full of surprise, "Why?"
Little Lolita's face was ugly: "What should I do now?"
Miss Mermaid changed her shoulder to resist Lin Ziqing: "Why don't we just wait until the Pet Association's meeting is over?"
"No." Young Master Lu's voice was low and hasty, "Night Chang has many dreams, I heard that Lin Ji is doing tricks at the People's Association, what if..."
"Go find a remote place outside the city..." Little Loli suggested.
Young Master Lu shook his head: "There is no difference between inside and outside the city."
"That……"
"It's right here." Young Master Lu reached out to Miss Mermaid, "Give her to me."
Miss Mermaid turned to look at Xiao Biao.
Xiao Biao nodded.
Little Lolita said: "You guys go over there and wait, the spirit power will dissipate in a while, and it may hurt you."
Miss Mermaid handed Lin Ziqing to Young Master Lu, bent down to pick up Xiao Biao, and jumped away.
Jumping to the end of the grass in one breath, one fish and one cat hid behind the bushes, and Miss Mermaid looked towards the koi pond.
Xiao Biao didn't watch the excitement, he started to run towards Lin An's house.
"Little civet cat, where are you going?"
"stroll."
Miss Mermaid glanced at the koi pond, then at Xiao Biao, thought for a while, and followed Xiao Biao bouncingly.
Xiao Biao went up the drain pipe to the second floor.
Stand at the window and look in.
"Meow meow meow meow?!"
Grid is in the house.
Xiao Biao was shocked. He was very sure that Ge Ge should still be comatose in his stronghold.
After hesitating for a while, Xiao Biao climbed over the window and jumped into the house.
Gege was using the sticky roller to dip the cat climbing frame with fur. After she was done, she took out a can of cat food in the kitchen, opened the lid, and put it on the side of the cat climbing frame.
Seeing Xiao Biao's return, Ge Ge had a smile in his eyes: "Where did you go?"
Xiao Biao's green eyeballs were trembling in their sockets, he was terribly frightened.
Just then, the door opened.
Lin An with a beard came in from the door.
"Brother!" Grid ran towards Lin An.
Lin An didn't seem to see Ge Ge, he didn't say hello or answer, he went straight to the refrigerator, took out a bottle of mineral water from the refrigerator, and drank tons and tons.
After drinking the water, Lin An carried his tired body across the hall, walked to the sofa, lay down on the sofa, and closed his eyes to sleep.
Xiao Biao watched Lin An pass through Ge Ge's body.
Grid's figure shook for a while, like an electronic 3D projection.
"Little raccoon cat!" Miss Mermaid shouted from outside the window, "Quick, come and see!"
Xiao Biao still stared blankly at Grid.
"Little civet cat!" Miss Mermaid's voice became urgent.
Xiao Biao turned around and jumped onto the window. The mermaid lady downstairs was waving wildly at Xiao Biao: "Come down, the koi pond is so bright!"
Xiao Biao went downstairs along the drain pipe.
After Xiao Biao left the house, Lin An belatedly opened his eyes, looked at the window, and found nothing unusual, then he closed his eyes again, resting his mind on the sofa.
Seeing that Lin An was asleep, Ge Ge walked back to her bedroom obediently. She took out an exercise book from her schoolbag and started to do the problems.
On the most conspicuous place on the bookshelf, there is a ginger-yellow post-it note, which reads: "No. [-] Middle School, No. [-] High School, Tsinghua University."
After completing a question, Gege reached out and touched the sticky note: "Come on!"
Then he lowered his head again and continued to struggle with the next question.
The little squirrels started running around the neighborhood again.The little kingfisher moved back to the koi pond, and continued to teach the pets from nine to five.Pets that leave home return home, and stray pets continue to wander.
The property started to clean up the garlic all over the ground, repainted the blood-soaked brick walls, pulled out the wooden stakes on the ground, and reloaded the silver cross on the truck, parking it in the open-air parking lot outside the gate of the community.
Standing in the yard of the stronghold, Xiao Biao looked down at the little loli who only had a head protruding from the ground, stretched out his paw and patted: "Do you feel better?"
Ever since the battle with Lin Ziqing, the little Lolita has been injured, and has been burying herself in the yard for the past few days, saying that she is absorbing nutrients from the embrace of Mother Earth.
Xiao Biao is very sure that little Lolita has absorbed nutrients from Mother Earth, because the bark of the evergreen pine trees that were originally lush in the yard has been twitched, and even the tenacious weeds have never competed with little Lolita. Lying on the ground, the tips of the leaves are black.
"It's already autumn, it's not easy to be a plant, don't you want to make a living in this yard?" Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and patted the fearful little Lolita on the head again.
He wasn't dissatisfied with the little loli sucking up the green plants in the yard, but he was just looking for trouble for nothing, seeing a head buried in the ground was fun, so he came to fiddle with it if he had nothing to do.
"The aura in your community is too thin." Little Lolita's eyebrows fluttered when she spoke, "If I planted myself back in Changbai Mountain, I should have recovered from this injury a long time ago."
"Well, you know that the spiritual energy in our community is thin, so you should suck less." Xiao Biao kept playing with the little loli's head with his paws, and quickly pulled out a hair when the little loli wasn't paying attention.
Seeing his hair turned into wild ginseng, Xiao Biao calmly put the wild ginseng into his pocket.
"Stop plucking my hair, if you pluck one more hair, I'll suck more." Little Loli raised her chin with her brows up, "I advise you to stop."
"Okay." Xiao Biao stretched out his paw and patted the little Lolita on the head soothingly.
With a creak, the courtyard door opened.
Miss Mermaid, who spent the whole night outside, came in from the door, her cheeks were flushed, and she smelled of alcohol all over her body: "These humans can really drink..."
Xiao Biao glanced at Miss Mermaid, speechless on his face: "You can just wave, and when your tail is exposed one day, you won't be able to wave."
"That's impossible." The mermaid lady laughed, laughed twice, and hiccupped again, "Little raccoon cat, draw some more talismans for me."
"What are you doing?" Xiao Biao scratched his neck.
Miss Mermaid bent down, held the tree trunk with her hand and vomited twice. Just as she was about to vomit, a soft force was transmitted to her body along the tree trunk. The burning in her stomach disappeared instantly, and she didn’t want to vomit anymore. :"what happened?"
The little loli buried in the ground raised her head and frowned at Miss Mermaid: "Don't vomit here, you vomit all over the floor, how can I recuperate here?!"
Miss Mermaid chuckled: "Brother Shen!"
Little Loli: "..."
Miss Mermaid turned her head to look at Xiao Biao: "Didn't I give the talisman you drew to a netizen before? That talisman worked!"
"Oh?" Xiao Biao's eyes lit up, "What's the effect?"
"Just the night before yesterday, that netizen was attacked by a stalker. The stalker took a drugged handkerchief and stunned the netizen. Later, the netizen woke up in the suburban field and found a strange man lying next to him. The man was blackened all over. He was also seriously injured, and the man is in the ICU right now."
"Where's my talisman? What's the use of my talisman?"
"The netizen found that the talisman in his pocket was gone, and then saw the left corner of the yellow talisman paper burned on the strange man." Miss Mermaid smiled, "The talisman spontaneously ignited, and the netizen was intact. The diagnosis of a stalker given by the hospital, stalking Kuang received the same degree of burns from the inside to the outside, that is, the burns on the skin are the same as those on the internal organs, which is very miraculous!"
Xiao Biao's eyes were round and round, first surprise flashed in his eyes, then regret flashed, followed by bitterness, and the emotions in his eyes surged up and down.
The mermaid lady who saw it was taken aback: "Little civet cat, what are you thinking?"
"The talisman I drew...it actually works!"
"Don't you know that talisman works well?" Miss Mermaid was taken aback, "Then why did you give it to me? What you said before you gave it to me is a hype!"
"..."
Miss Mermaid cleared her throat: "Draw me a picture, and I'll give you five dollars."
Xiao Biao looked at Miss Mermaid suspiciously: "How much did they give you?"
"Fifty thousand." After the mermaid lady finished speaking, she stretched out her hand to cover her mouth.
Xiao Biao twisted his buttocks and walked into the house: "Get out."
"Little civet cat!" Miss Mermaid chased after her, "Then how much do you want?"
"Fifty thousand and fifty."
"Hmm..." Miss Mermaid lowered her head and snapped her fingers, unable to figure it out, "Oh, that's it, deal!"
"You have to pay me 50 yuan for that talisman." Xiao Biao smiled and walked to the second floor.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' then I lost it then?"
"It's not a compensation, you have gained a good reputation!"
"That's right..." Miss Mermaid followed behind with her rabbit fur skirt, "Little Kingfisher said in his lecture that you can't have both, so... that's fine too."
After a pause, Miss Mermaid said again: "Little raccoon cat, ask Nantuhuang to make me another dress. I always wear this suit recently. Everyone looks at me strangely. They suspect that I don't take a bath. Change clothes."
"Qin Rongrong and Qin Erbao have gone home. Nantuhuang has been very busy these two days. I'm afraid he doesn't have time to make clothes. Besides...the clothes look like rabbits, and they don't look good."
"But I have to change...how about you accompany me to buy clothes this afternoon?"
"Later, I have something to do in the afternoon."
"what's up?"
"Little Lolita is going to take Lin Ziqing out this afternoon..." Xiao Biaolu narrowed his eyes, "Deal with her."
"Didn't you say to wait for the Pet Association to hold a meeting to make a decision?"
Xiao Biao shook his head: "The two sides have been meeting, and I don't know what kind of meeting it is. The matter of Lin Ziqing can't be delayed any longer. If she drinks your blood again, I'm afraid she will become resistant to the medicine."
"What is drug resistance?"
"Ah...that's...you have a mobile phone, don't you? Search for it yourself."
At two o'clock in the afternoon, little Lori pulled herself out of the ground, stretched out her hand and pushed open the door of the villa.
Wild father rolled on the sofa and sat up, salivating at little Lolita.
Ever since Xiao Biao ordered the takeaway of ginseng and black chicken soup for Ye Dad, Ye Dad looked at Little Lolita in a different way, and even sneaked into the yard in the middle of the night, sniffing Little Lolita's head with his nose, Lick the little loli's braid with her tongue.
The little Lolita felt uncomfortable from being watched by the wild father, took a step back, retreated to the yard, and shouted towards the second floor: "Let's go, it's time!"
A few minutes later, Miss Mermaid jumped out of the house with Lin Ziqing on her shoulders, and Xiao Biao followed behind little Lolita.
Jumped all the way to the koi pond.
Standing by the koi pond was a man in a black robe, 1.9 meters tall.
It's less deer.
Little Lolita explained to Xiao Biao: "For a big pet like Lin Ziqing, when she dies, the spiritual power in her body will dissipate and affect the weather, so she has to be dealt with on the battlefield... But my work card was confiscated , I couldn’t enter the battlefield, so I called Young Master Lu.”
Lu Shao glanced at the unconscious Lin Ziqing, his slender eyelashes blocked his eyes, reached into his pocket, and took out a work card.
Swiping the work card towards the void, Young Master Lu muttered twice.
A few seconds passed, and there was no change in the koi pond.
Lu Shao was stunned for a moment, and then Yo Yo Lu Ming.
It blew for more than ten seconds, but there was still no change in the koi pond.
"My card has been suspended." Lu Shao's face was full of surprise, "Why?"
Little Lolita's face was ugly: "What should I do now?"
Miss Mermaid changed her shoulder to resist Lin Ziqing: "Why don't we just wait until the Pet Association's meeting is over?"
"No." Young Master Lu's voice was low and hasty, "Night Chang has many dreams, I heard that Lin Ji is doing tricks at the People's Association, what if..."
"Go find a remote place outside the city..." Little Loli suggested.
Young Master Lu shook his head: "There is no difference between inside and outside the city."
"That……"
"It's right here." Young Master Lu reached out to Miss Mermaid, "Give her to me."
Miss Mermaid turned to look at Xiao Biao.
Xiao Biao nodded.
Little Lolita said: "You guys go over there and wait, the spirit power will dissipate in a while, and it may hurt you."
Miss Mermaid handed Lin Ziqing to Young Master Lu, bent down to pick up Xiao Biao, and jumped away.
Jumping to the end of the grass in one breath, one fish and one cat hid behind the bushes, and Miss Mermaid looked towards the koi pond.
Xiao Biao didn't watch the excitement, he started to run towards Lin An's house.
"Little civet cat, where are you going?"
"stroll."
Miss Mermaid glanced at the koi pond, then at Xiao Biao, thought for a while, and followed Xiao Biao bouncingly.
Xiao Biao went up the drain pipe to the second floor.
Stand at the window and look in.
"Meow meow meow meow?!"
Grid is in the house.
Xiao Biao was shocked. He was very sure that Ge Ge should still be comatose in his stronghold.
After hesitating for a while, Xiao Biao climbed over the window and jumped into the house.
Gege was using the sticky roller to dip the cat climbing frame with fur. After she was done, she took out a can of cat food in the kitchen, opened the lid, and put it on the side of the cat climbing frame.
Seeing Xiao Biao's return, Ge Ge had a smile in his eyes: "Where did you go?"
Xiao Biao's green eyeballs were trembling in their sockets, he was terribly frightened.
Just then, the door opened.
Lin An with a beard came in from the door.
"Brother!" Grid ran towards Lin An.
Lin An didn't seem to see Ge Ge, he didn't say hello or answer, he went straight to the refrigerator, took out a bottle of mineral water from the refrigerator, and drank tons and tons.
After drinking the water, Lin An carried his tired body across the hall, walked to the sofa, lay down on the sofa, and closed his eyes to sleep.
Xiao Biao watched Lin An pass through Ge Ge's body.
Grid's figure shook for a while, like an electronic 3D projection.
"Little raccoon cat!" Miss Mermaid shouted from outside the window, "Quick, come and see!"
Xiao Biao still stared blankly at Grid.
"Little civet cat!" Miss Mermaid's voice became urgent.
Xiao Biao turned around and jumped onto the window. The mermaid lady downstairs was waving wildly at Xiao Biao: "Come down, the koi pond is so bright!"
Xiao Biao went downstairs along the drain pipe.
After Xiao Biao left the house, Lin An belatedly opened his eyes, looked at the window, and found nothing unusual, then he closed his eyes again, resting his mind on the sofa.
Seeing that Lin An was asleep, Ge Ge walked back to her bedroom obediently. She took out an exercise book from her schoolbag and started to do the problems.
On the most conspicuous place on the bookshelf, there is a ginger-yellow post-it note, which reads: "No. [-] Middle School, No. [-] High School, Tsinghua University."
After completing a question, Gege reached out and touched the sticky note: "Come on!"
Then he lowered his head again and continued to struggle with the next question.
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