Thief, you are teasing me
Chapter 37 The Enemy Is So Weird
Seeing the patriarch stabbing him with a sword, Feng Shun kicked the table away violently, while protecting Chen Ye in his arms.The patriarch couldn't dodge and threw himself on the table, Feng Shun took the opportunity to grab the patriarch's sword quickly, and stuck it next to the patriarch's head.
"The way the patriarch entertains guests is really special."
The patriarch blinked in disbelief, "You obviously drank so much, why are you still sober?"
Feng Shun looked at Chen Ye in the crook of his arms, "Sister is young and doesn't do anything. As an elder brother, I naturally have to be careful. I just raised my wine glass to make a show. Didn't you see that the ground was so wet?"
"Your Excellency is really the elder brother of this girl?" The patriarch's expression was unnatural, and he seemed to be winking.Because he saw his old slave coming out of the darkness, the other was approaching quietly with a knife in his hand, and suddenly he slashed at Fengshun's back.
Feng Shun's eyes slanted, and he kicked the old slave's knife flying.Suddenly hearing Chen Ye in his arms beep, Feng Shun hurriedly looked down, the patriarch was actually holding Chen Ye's arm tightly, and Chen Ye frowned obviously because he was hurt!
"Let me go!" Feng Shun snarled and gave the patriarch a fist.Suddenly, something was entrenched on Fengshun's back, and the sharp claws bit through his neck!Horrified in his heart, he had no choice but to let go of Chen Ye, twisting his hands to try to tear the thing off his back.
In a panic, Feng Shun saw that the thing's hands and feet were red and black, and at the same time smelled a fishy smell, and the blood all over his body was rushing to his neck.He struggled and fell to the ground, his vision gradually became blurred...
The night was silent and deep, and the lights in the house were dim.
Chen Ye woke up in a daze, eyes were dim, and his body was so sore that he couldn't move.He struggled to get up from the bed, but found that his hands were chained to the head of the bed.
"Where is this place? Where are Feng Shun and A Xiao?" Chen Ye looked around in astonishment. It seemed to be someone's room here. At this moment, two figures were projected on the door, as if someone was standing outside the door arguing.
Chen Ye couldn't help pricking up his ears to distinguish carefully, only to find that they were all speaking in Yunnanese, which he couldn't understand at all!But looking at the figures of those two people, he guessed that it should be the patriarch and Luo Qi standing outside the door.
"It's been a month since our family has had any daughters come here. This time, anyway, you have to get things done first, and choose a date for your father before holding a wedding for you!" The patriarch said solemnly with his hands behind his back.
Luo Qi pointed at the door with a rebellious face, "Send this woman away immediately! I won't do such a shameless thing!"
"You unfilial son!" The patriarch changed color suddenly, and kicked Luo Qi into the room, "Get out of here, don't come out until things are done!" He locked the door behind him.
Luo Qi hurriedly got up from the ground, beat on the door with all his strength, yelled something in despair, and it took a while to subside.
At this time, Chen Ye couldn't help but weakly said: "Well... can I ask what happened, where are all my friends?"
Luo Qi turned to look at Chen Ye, and said with a sigh of relief: "I don't know either, maybe he was sent out of the city. Extra men are not welcome here, because you are a girl's family, so you are kept here."
After being reminded by the other party, Chen Ye realized that he came here disguised as a man, so he cleared his throat and said in a female voice: "Then what are you going to do with him?"
"Marry me and be my wife." Luo Qi went to the table and lit the lamp, his handsome face was somewhat lonely under the firelight.
"To be your...wife?" Chen Ye almost burst out laughing, but luckily he woke up in time, if someone took off his pants and found that it was a man, it would leave a huge shadow.
Luo Qi sat on the side of the bed, put his fingers to his lips and said in a low voice: "Girl, don't be afraid, I won't touch you. I will send you away when I find a chance, but now I'm locked up here by my father, I can only I'm sorry you stayed with me for one night."
Chen Ye probably guessed what was going on, he thought this son was not a good person at first, but he didn't expect that Lao Tzu was really bad.It's really pedantic to catch a woman and want to be her own daughter-in-law, and her mind is full of thoughts about inheriting the family.
He glanced at the figure outside the door, thinking that the patriarch might be eavesdropping outside the door, so he whispered: "I heard that there are few women here, maybe the patriarch is doing it for your own good, why don't you listen to him?"
"Because I already have a sweetheart."
"Then why did he beat the mandarin duck and force you to marry another woman?"
Luo Qi hesitated for a while, and said with a wry smile: "I have been rebellious and stubborn since I was a child, and I hate elders meddling in my affairs. My father has arranged so many girls for me, and I don't like any of them. Argue with me..."
"Not only that, but I fell in love with a man inexplicably. Even though he was rejected by others, I still think about him all the time. Isn't it ridiculous that I don't think about food and drink?"
Chen Ye shook his head quickly, it seems that they are still in the same way, he thought for a while and said: "I think you are a good person, why don't we play a play for your father together, so that you can temporarily get rid of his control , Second, I can find a chance to escape, how about it?"
"What kind of acting?" Luo Qi asked with great interest.
Chen Ye smiled slyly, leaned close to Luo Qi's ear and whispered a few words, and Luo Qi also smirked after hearing this.So the two began to shake the bed, making the wooden bed creak.
Seeing that the figure at the door was still there, Chen Ye asked Luo Qi to get out of bed and stand for a while, and asked him to cover his ears with his back turned to him.Then Chen Ye contemplated for a while, then tossed and turned on the bed, panting coquettishly: "Ah... Take it easy, don't push so hard... Ah, it hurts—"
Sure enough, after a while, the figure guarding the door disappeared.At this moment, Luo Qi turned his head to look at Chen Ye, hearing the other party's so seductive voice, his face instantly turned red to the base of his neck.
"I told you to cover your ears!" Chen Ye also blushed from embarrassment, remembering that when he was a voice actor, he had acted in some shameful sex scenes, but he didn't expect it to be useful in ancient times, he was really heartbroken.
Afterwards, Luo Qi took the initiative to sleep on the floor, while Chen Ye slept on the bed as a matter of course.
At dawn the next day, the lock on the door was unlocked. According to the usual practice, the two had to go to the lobby to greet the patriarch.Before going out, Chen Ye specifically told Luo Qi to cooperate with him in acting, and Luo Qi naturally agreed.
At this moment, the patriarch prepared a table of breakfast, and saw Chen Ye coming over with Luo Qi on his arm, and the two of them exchanged glances like glue.Not to mention how happy he was, he said with a bright face: "Qi'er, it's rare that you two like each other when you first met, not to mention Miss Xiaoye is so beautiful, you are lucky to marry her."
"Father, you have won the prize!" Chen Ye shyly covered his face, and put his head on Luo Qi's shoulder.Luo Qi also smiled a couple of times, thinking that this girl is too good at acting.
Hearing that Chen Ye called father-in-law, the patriarch suddenly burst into joy and said: "Look at how cute this girl is, for my father, the day after tomorrow is auspicious day, why don't you hold this wedding as early as possible?"
"The day after tomorrow?!" Luo Qi's eyes widened in astonishment, and Chen Ye was also dumbfounded, they are all men, hey!
The patriarch supported Luo Qi's shoulders and said, "Don't worry, my father will prepare a grand wedding for you, and on your wedding night, my father will pass on that ivory hat to you, and then you will be a member of the clan." It's too long."
Luo Qi was about to refuse, but unexpectedly, Chen Ye covered his mouth and said with a smile: "I obey my father-in-law, we will definitely make good preparations, and try to let you hold your grandson as soon as possible."
The patriarch couldn't help laughing, and put all kinds of delicious food into Chen Ye's bowl.Chen Ye smiled virtuously on the surface, but secretly pinched Luo Qi's arm, and Luo Qi could only sit aside suppressing his anger.
After breakfast, Luo Qi dragged Chen Ye to the backyard, and said angrily, "Why did you agree, I won't marry you!"
Chen Ye spread his hands and said, "I didn't say I want you to marry me. I said it was just a play. Can't you be more cooperative? Let's stabilize the patriarch first. He must be busy preparing for the wedding these two days, don't you?" Then I can go to your lover, and I can also take the opportunity to escape, wouldn't it kill two birds with one stone?"
"It's easy to say, if I could find him, I wouldn't be in such a mess like I am now." Luo Qi sighed sadly, not only was that person missing, he didn't even know if he was alive or dead.
"Did something happen?"
"It doesn't matter if you don't mention it. In short, you should find a chance to leave as soon as possible. If you drag it on, I'm afraid that your life will be lost."
Chen Ye suddenly had an ominous premonition, "What's going on?"
Luo Qi couldn't help but looked around, and said solemnly: "There seems to be something unclean here. Before you, my father had already found me three marriage partners, but they all died inexplicably. That's why I saw you last night. That's when I stared at you so viciously, trying to scare you away."
"What unclean things, look at what you said..." Chen Ye saw goosebumps all over his body when he saw the gloomy courtyard.
"I can't say it, but it feels like it's always been hiding in a corner, looking at us..." Luo Qi said with cold sweat on his forehead, the feeling of being stared at by something came back!
Chen Ye folded his arms in fear, Luo Qi pulled him back into the room, and told him: "You stay in my room first, don't go anywhere, and I will send you away when I find a chance." go out.
There was a faint sound of thunder in the sky, and Chen Ye was fidgeting in the room.Waiting like this is not an option, he decided to search the patriarch's room, and if he finds something, he will leave this ghost place immediately!
So Chen Ye quietly went to the patriarch's residence, there was no one there, but he could hear the noise in the courtyard next door, because the patriarch was calling the slaves to prepare for the wedding.
Pushing open the door, a stench of fishy smell came over his face, Chen Ye couldn't help but hold the tip of his nose.Looking at the neat furnishings in the room, it can be seen that the patriarch should be a clean person, but why is the residence so smelly?Could it be that there was a corpse hidden in the room, Chen Ye didn't dare to continue thinking about it.
He first searched from the storage shelf, and gradually searched the bed, and he didn't even see the shadow of the hat.Noticing several wooden boxes under the bed, he was about to drag them out to have a look, but the stench became stronger and stronger, and he couldn't help sneezing.
At this moment, he caught a glimpse of a dark thing flashing past!
"Damn it, what's the matter?" Chen Ye broke into a cold sweat from fright, and turned around hesitantly, only to see the door creak open, and a man in green came in.
Chen Ye immediately jumped onto the bed and covered his body with the quilt, only to hear the sound of footsteps gradually approaching, and then the sound of dragging a heavy object.Chen Ye tore off the quilt a little, and found that the person turned out to be Luo Qi!
Luo Qi rummaged through the box, took out a gray-blue cone hat, looked at it, and threw it back angrily.Then he pushed the wooden box back to its original place and left in a hurry.
"Did he also come to look for that hat?" Chen Ye just got off the bed, squatted down and wanted to drag the box out to have a look again, but at this moment, he felt a creepy feeling.It seemed that something was standing behind him, exuding a nasty fishy smell gradually approaching.
Chen Ye didn't dare to look back, grabbed the quilt and threw it behind him, only to see that there was something covered by the quilt, it struggled and screamed, like a ghost who came to take his life in the middle of the night.
"There's a ghost!!" Chen Ye was so frightened that his legs went limp, he stumbled and escaped, and ran to the hillside behind the mansion in a panic.
There was a drizzle in the sky, the wild grass on the hillside was desolate, and there were graves without monuments everywhere, showing a strange light blue color.
Chen Ye ran all the way, feeling that the thing was chasing him, and when he realized that this was a cemetery, he was stunned.There was a rustling sound behind him, and he hurriedly looked around, only to see that the weeds were trembling, as if something was walking among them, not just one, but countless!
"There are no ghosts in this world, maybe even wild dogs, I have to believe in science!" Chen Ye continued to comfort himself, trembling, he took out a few silver needles from his waist, his heart was so frightened that he wanted to jump out of his chest.
The sound of the wind suddenly became urgent, Chen Ye closed his eyes and yelled, throwing the silver needle out indiscriminately.When I was in a panic, it seemed that someone was calling my name...
"The way the patriarch entertains guests is really special."
The patriarch blinked in disbelief, "You obviously drank so much, why are you still sober?"
Feng Shun looked at Chen Ye in the crook of his arms, "Sister is young and doesn't do anything. As an elder brother, I naturally have to be careful. I just raised my wine glass to make a show. Didn't you see that the ground was so wet?"
"Your Excellency is really the elder brother of this girl?" The patriarch's expression was unnatural, and he seemed to be winking.Because he saw his old slave coming out of the darkness, the other was approaching quietly with a knife in his hand, and suddenly he slashed at Fengshun's back.
Feng Shun's eyes slanted, and he kicked the old slave's knife flying.Suddenly hearing Chen Ye in his arms beep, Feng Shun hurriedly looked down, the patriarch was actually holding Chen Ye's arm tightly, and Chen Ye frowned obviously because he was hurt!
"Let me go!" Feng Shun snarled and gave the patriarch a fist.Suddenly, something was entrenched on Fengshun's back, and the sharp claws bit through his neck!Horrified in his heart, he had no choice but to let go of Chen Ye, twisting his hands to try to tear the thing off his back.
In a panic, Feng Shun saw that the thing's hands and feet were red and black, and at the same time smelled a fishy smell, and the blood all over his body was rushing to his neck.He struggled and fell to the ground, his vision gradually became blurred...
The night was silent and deep, and the lights in the house were dim.
Chen Ye woke up in a daze, eyes were dim, and his body was so sore that he couldn't move.He struggled to get up from the bed, but found that his hands were chained to the head of the bed.
"Where is this place? Where are Feng Shun and A Xiao?" Chen Ye looked around in astonishment. It seemed to be someone's room here. At this moment, two figures were projected on the door, as if someone was standing outside the door arguing.
Chen Ye couldn't help pricking up his ears to distinguish carefully, only to find that they were all speaking in Yunnanese, which he couldn't understand at all!But looking at the figures of those two people, he guessed that it should be the patriarch and Luo Qi standing outside the door.
"It's been a month since our family has had any daughters come here. This time, anyway, you have to get things done first, and choose a date for your father before holding a wedding for you!" The patriarch said solemnly with his hands behind his back.
Luo Qi pointed at the door with a rebellious face, "Send this woman away immediately! I won't do such a shameless thing!"
"You unfilial son!" The patriarch changed color suddenly, and kicked Luo Qi into the room, "Get out of here, don't come out until things are done!" He locked the door behind him.
Luo Qi hurriedly got up from the ground, beat on the door with all his strength, yelled something in despair, and it took a while to subside.
At this time, Chen Ye couldn't help but weakly said: "Well... can I ask what happened, where are all my friends?"
Luo Qi turned to look at Chen Ye, and said with a sigh of relief: "I don't know either, maybe he was sent out of the city. Extra men are not welcome here, because you are a girl's family, so you are kept here."
After being reminded by the other party, Chen Ye realized that he came here disguised as a man, so he cleared his throat and said in a female voice: "Then what are you going to do with him?"
"Marry me and be my wife." Luo Qi went to the table and lit the lamp, his handsome face was somewhat lonely under the firelight.
"To be your...wife?" Chen Ye almost burst out laughing, but luckily he woke up in time, if someone took off his pants and found that it was a man, it would leave a huge shadow.
Luo Qi sat on the side of the bed, put his fingers to his lips and said in a low voice: "Girl, don't be afraid, I won't touch you. I will send you away when I find a chance, but now I'm locked up here by my father, I can only I'm sorry you stayed with me for one night."
Chen Ye probably guessed what was going on, he thought this son was not a good person at first, but he didn't expect that Lao Tzu was really bad.It's really pedantic to catch a woman and want to be her own daughter-in-law, and her mind is full of thoughts about inheriting the family.
He glanced at the figure outside the door, thinking that the patriarch might be eavesdropping outside the door, so he whispered: "I heard that there are few women here, maybe the patriarch is doing it for your own good, why don't you listen to him?"
"Because I already have a sweetheart."
"Then why did he beat the mandarin duck and force you to marry another woman?"
Luo Qi hesitated for a while, and said with a wry smile: "I have been rebellious and stubborn since I was a child, and I hate elders meddling in my affairs. My father has arranged so many girls for me, and I don't like any of them. Argue with me..."
"Not only that, but I fell in love with a man inexplicably. Even though he was rejected by others, I still think about him all the time. Isn't it ridiculous that I don't think about food and drink?"
Chen Ye shook his head quickly, it seems that they are still in the same way, he thought for a while and said: "I think you are a good person, why don't we play a play for your father together, so that you can temporarily get rid of his control , Second, I can find a chance to escape, how about it?"
"What kind of acting?" Luo Qi asked with great interest.
Chen Ye smiled slyly, leaned close to Luo Qi's ear and whispered a few words, and Luo Qi also smirked after hearing this.So the two began to shake the bed, making the wooden bed creak.
Seeing that the figure at the door was still there, Chen Ye asked Luo Qi to get out of bed and stand for a while, and asked him to cover his ears with his back turned to him.Then Chen Ye contemplated for a while, then tossed and turned on the bed, panting coquettishly: "Ah... Take it easy, don't push so hard... Ah, it hurts—"
Sure enough, after a while, the figure guarding the door disappeared.At this moment, Luo Qi turned his head to look at Chen Ye, hearing the other party's so seductive voice, his face instantly turned red to the base of his neck.
"I told you to cover your ears!" Chen Ye also blushed from embarrassment, remembering that when he was a voice actor, he had acted in some shameful sex scenes, but he didn't expect it to be useful in ancient times, he was really heartbroken.
Afterwards, Luo Qi took the initiative to sleep on the floor, while Chen Ye slept on the bed as a matter of course.
At dawn the next day, the lock on the door was unlocked. According to the usual practice, the two had to go to the lobby to greet the patriarch.Before going out, Chen Ye specifically told Luo Qi to cooperate with him in acting, and Luo Qi naturally agreed.
At this moment, the patriarch prepared a table of breakfast, and saw Chen Ye coming over with Luo Qi on his arm, and the two of them exchanged glances like glue.Not to mention how happy he was, he said with a bright face: "Qi'er, it's rare that you two like each other when you first met, not to mention Miss Xiaoye is so beautiful, you are lucky to marry her."
"Father, you have won the prize!" Chen Ye shyly covered his face, and put his head on Luo Qi's shoulder.Luo Qi also smiled a couple of times, thinking that this girl is too good at acting.
Hearing that Chen Ye called father-in-law, the patriarch suddenly burst into joy and said: "Look at how cute this girl is, for my father, the day after tomorrow is auspicious day, why don't you hold this wedding as early as possible?"
"The day after tomorrow?!" Luo Qi's eyes widened in astonishment, and Chen Ye was also dumbfounded, they are all men, hey!
The patriarch supported Luo Qi's shoulders and said, "Don't worry, my father will prepare a grand wedding for you, and on your wedding night, my father will pass on that ivory hat to you, and then you will be a member of the clan." It's too long."
Luo Qi was about to refuse, but unexpectedly, Chen Ye covered his mouth and said with a smile: "I obey my father-in-law, we will definitely make good preparations, and try to let you hold your grandson as soon as possible."
The patriarch couldn't help laughing, and put all kinds of delicious food into Chen Ye's bowl.Chen Ye smiled virtuously on the surface, but secretly pinched Luo Qi's arm, and Luo Qi could only sit aside suppressing his anger.
After breakfast, Luo Qi dragged Chen Ye to the backyard, and said angrily, "Why did you agree, I won't marry you!"
Chen Ye spread his hands and said, "I didn't say I want you to marry me. I said it was just a play. Can't you be more cooperative? Let's stabilize the patriarch first. He must be busy preparing for the wedding these two days, don't you?" Then I can go to your lover, and I can also take the opportunity to escape, wouldn't it kill two birds with one stone?"
"It's easy to say, if I could find him, I wouldn't be in such a mess like I am now." Luo Qi sighed sadly, not only was that person missing, he didn't even know if he was alive or dead.
"Did something happen?"
"It doesn't matter if you don't mention it. In short, you should find a chance to leave as soon as possible. If you drag it on, I'm afraid that your life will be lost."
Chen Ye suddenly had an ominous premonition, "What's going on?"
Luo Qi couldn't help but looked around, and said solemnly: "There seems to be something unclean here. Before you, my father had already found me three marriage partners, but they all died inexplicably. That's why I saw you last night. That's when I stared at you so viciously, trying to scare you away."
"What unclean things, look at what you said..." Chen Ye saw goosebumps all over his body when he saw the gloomy courtyard.
"I can't say it, but it feels like it's always been hiding in a corner, looking at us..." Luo Qi said with cold sweat on his forehead, the feeling of being stared at by something came back!
Chen Ye folded his arms in fear, Luo Qi pulled him back into the room, and told him: "You stay in my room first, don't go anywhere, and I will send you away when I find a chance." go out.
There was a faint sound of thunder in the sky, and Chen Ye was fidgeting in the room.Waiting like this is not an option, he decided to search the patriarch's room, and if he finds something, he will leave this ghost place immediately!
So Chen Ye quietly went to the patriarch's residence, there was no one there, but he could hear the noise in the courtyard next door, because the patriarch was calling the slaves to prepare for the wedding.
Pushing open the door, a stench of fishy smell came over his face, Chen Ye couldn't help but hold the tip of his nose.Looking at the neat furnishings in the room, it can be seen that the patriarch should be a clean person, but why is the residence so smelly?Could it be that there was a corpse hidden in the room, Chen Ye didn't dare to continue thinking about it.
He first searched from the storage shelf, and gradually searched the bed, and he didn't even see the shadow of the hat.Noticing several wooden boxes under the bed, he was about to drag them out to have a look, but the stench became stronger and stronger, and he couldn't help sneezing.
At this moment, he caught a glimpse of a dark thing flashing past!
"Damn it, what's the matter?" Chen Ye broke into a cold sweat from fright, and turned around hesitantly, only to see the door creak open, and a man in green came in.
Chen Ye immediately jumped onto the bed and covered his body with the quilt, only to hear the sound of footsteps gradually approaching, and then the sound of dragging a heavy object.Chen Ye tore off the quilt a little, and found that the person turned out to be Luo Qi!
Luo Qi rummaged through the box, took out a gray-blue cone hat, looked at it, and threw it back angrily.Then he pushed the wooden box back to its original place and left in a hurry.
"Did he also come to look for that hat?" Chen Ye just got off the bed, squatted down and wanted to drag the box out to have a look again, but at this moment, he felt a creepy feeling.It seemed that something was standing behind him, exuding a nasty fishy smell gradually approaching.
Chen Ye didn't dare to look back, grabbed the quilt and threw it behind him, only to see that there was something covered by the quilt, it struggled and screamed, like a ghost who came to take his life in the middle of the night.
"There's a ghost!!" Chen Ye was so frightened that his legs went limp, he stumbled and escaped, and ran to the hillside behind the mansion in a panic.
There was a drizzle in the sky, the wild grass on the hillside was desolate, and there were graves without monuments everywhere, showing a strange light blue color.
Chen Ye ran all the way, feeling that the thing was chasing him, and when he realized that this was a cemetery, he was stunned.There was a rustling sound behind him, and he hurriedly looked around, only to see that the weeds were trembling, as if something was walking among them, not just one, but countless!
"There are no ghosts in this world, maybe even wild dogs, I have to believe in science!" Chen Ye continued to comfort himself, trembling, he took out a few silver needles from his waist, his heart was so frightened that he wanted to jump out of his chest.
The sound of the wind suddenly became urgent, Chen Ye closed his eyes and yelled, throwing the silver needle out indiscriminately.When I was in a panic, it seemed that someone was calling my name...
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