Thief, you are teasing me

The twilight is in harmony, the vegetation in the mountains and forests is verdant, and the birds on the branches are screaming strangely.Chen Ye dragged Feng Shun through the bushes, Feng Shun couldn't help asking curiously: "It's getting dark, where are you taking me?"

Chen Ye turned around and smiled mysteriously at Feng Shun, "You will know later."

When the two came to a hidden cave, Chen Ye broke through the branches and got in, and Feng Shun followed hesitantly.It was dark inside, and Feng Shun was looking for something to light a fire, but faint green light spots appeared in front of him.

As the distance gradually deepened, those light spots became brighter and denser, forming a beautiful and illusory light path.It seems to be still dancing gently, the light spots gather and disperse, and when I look carefully, I find that there are thousands of fireflies!

"This is my secret base, isn't it beautiful?" Chen Ye turned around and smiled brightly.

"Beautiful." Feng Shun looked around pleasingly. Under the dim light of fireflies, the rock walls in the cave became clear, and there were stone tables, beds and other utensils inside.

At this moment, there were all kinds of gemstones on the table, Feng Shun noticed a crimson pearl, and couldn't help picking it up, "This is the night pearl you stole from the Zhuwang Mansion?"

"That's right, these are all my trophies." Chen Ye said boldly, although half of them were stolen by the original owner.

Feng Shun thought about it: "How did you steal Ye Mingzhu back then? Later, I thought about it. At that time, you must have fallen on purpose and took the opportunity to hide the things on Sister Xueer's body. That's why I couldn't find it. To booty, right?"

"Smart!" Chen Ye snapped his fingers, "Then do you know why I brought you here?"

"I don't know, and I'm not interested in knowing. In short, don't steal anything anymore. I want to return these things to their original owners." Feng Shun picked up a cloth bag from the side, grabbed the gems on the table, and went Throw it in a cloth bag.

Seeing this, Chen Ye hurriedly rushed up and grabbed his arm, saying: "No! I stole these through untold hardships. If you dare to return them, I will fight you hard!"

"You said it as if you could beat me." Feng Shun gave Chen Ye a sideways look, and continued to put treasures into the cloth bag.

Chen Ye became angry when he heard this, and tried his best to pull Feng Shun's arm, but he couldn't move Feng Shun at all.Angrily, he hugged Feng Shun's arm, bit the opponent's arm hard, and took the opportunity to grab the bag.

"You..." Feng Shun rubbed the place where he was bitten sorely, feeling angry and wanting to laugh.

Chen Ye hugged the baby vigilantly and said: "I stole something on my own, why do you go back? It's a pity that I brought you here, I trust you so much, you want to sell my baby! It seems It is useless to expect you to steal treasure with me!"

Feng Shun snorted and folded his arms, "Aren't you awake yet, expecting me to steal things with you? Wake up, even if the sun comes out in the west, I won't go with you."

"Don't pull it down! You go!" Chen Ye pointed to the exit of the cave angrily, Feng Shun really turned around and left without hesitation, Chen Ye was so angry that he almost dropped the baby in his arms.

In the early morning of the next day, Chen Ye took Wu Xiao on the road.Although Feng Shun couldn't say it on the surface, he still quietly followed.

At dusk five days later, they finally arrived at their destination.Although Ailao Kingdom is called a country, it is actually a southern tribe. There is a towering Wangtian tree here, and the tribe here is best at riding elephants.

Along the way, Chen Ye and Wu Xiao had various love affairs, such as hooking shoulders, pulling faces, whispering and so on.Feng Shun watched in the dark and always wanted to get angry for no reason. Did this kid tease everyone like this?

"Ah Xiao, hurry up!" Chen Ye pulled Wu Xiao and was about to enter the city, but was stopped by the gatekeeper.He thought to himself whether he should give some tolls, but before he took out the money, he was given a vicious meal by the other party.

The two were puzzled, seeing that the gatekeepers were all burly men, they didn't dare to act rashly.While hesitating, Chen Ye accidentally caught a glimpse of Feng Shun sitting in the tea shop beside the road, drinking tea leisurely while watching them embarrass themselves.

"Hello!" Chen Ye walked up to Feng Shun and slapped it on the table, "Do you know how to get in?"

Feng Shun calmly sipped his tea and said, "Is this your attitude of begging for help?"

Chen Ye raised his eyebrows and was about to explode, but he changed his mind, and immediately put his palms together and smiled and said, "Handsome guy, please tell me, if you drag it on, the city gate will be closed."

Feng Shun then said leisurely: "I also heard from hearsay that the number of Ailao women is extremely small, so they reject outside men. The reason why those guards stopped you is because you are both men, even if you give them money Will let you in unless there are women in your party."

"Women?" Chen Ye couldn't help but look around, only to see men coming and going on the road, where would he go to find a woman to go to the city with him?

"Looks like I can't get in today." Wu Xiao said disappointedly.

Chen Ye looked at Wu Xiao thoughtfully, and suddenly had an idea: "Ah Xiao, I think you are pretty, why don't you make sacrifices and go in with me disguised as a girl?"

Wu Xiao said with an absurd look on his face: "How is this possible... You are obviously more beautiful as the young master, and it is more suitable for you to disguise yourself!"

"But do you think my figure looks like a woman?" Chen Ye gestured around himself twice with his hands. Although it's not like he hasn't pretended to be a woman before, his figure is indeed too tall.

Wu Xiao straightened her chest and said, "Although I'm short, I still have the appearance and voice of a man. What if the guards question me later and I reveal my secrets as soon as I open my mouth? It is said that the young master can imitate my voice." Is it not difficult to imitate a woman's voice?"

"That's right." Chen Ye thought that he could imitate a female voice, so if he acted coquettishly, he would be able to get away with it!

Without further ado, Chen Ye immediately went to a tailor and picked out the largest size of women's clothing.In order to make the effect more realistic, he also stuffed two balls of cotton on his chest, which he felt was too immoral.

After a while, Chen Ye lifted the curtain and came out, Feng Shun and Wu Xiao were stunned.I saw him wearing a long crimson dress with wide sleeves, long curly hair hanging over his shoulders, slender figure, and exquisite collarbone, he was even more seductive than a real woman!

"What do you guys think?" Chen Ye deliberately said in a female voice, covering her lips with her fingertips, and raised eyebrows at the two of them.Feng Shun couldn't help but suffocate, and avoided his sight in a panic.And Wu Xiao stared at the young master in a daze, speechless in astonishment.

At this time, the aunt who sold the clothes couldn't help but praised: "I really can't tell, this girl turned out to be a woman disguised as a man before!"

"Oh, you saw it!" Chen Ye covered his cheeks and smiled shyly, he was so flirtatious that even he was afraid.

It was getting dark, and there were little sparks on the city tower.

Seeing the three people coming, the guards were about to yell at them to leave, but when they saw a woman among them, they immediately turned angry and said, "Come in quickly, the city gate is about to be closed!"

Feng Shun was hesitating whether to enter the city or not, but Chen Ye suddenly grabbed his neck and whispered coquettishly in his ear: "Brother, my leg hurts and I don't want to leave, why don't you carry me into the city!"

"I really can't do anything about you." Feng Shun hugged Chen Ye with a helpless expression.Chen Ye was a little flattered, originally he only wanted to tease him, but thought he would coldly push him away.

Wu Xiao followed behind with a face full of jealousy, this damn Fengshun, why should he embrace my young master!

An avenue in the city leads from north to south, with houses with black eaves and white walls on both sides, with bright lights in between.When the people of the clan saw strange visitors, they gathered at the door of their house to point and point, speaking in a language they didn't understand.

"What are those people talking about?" Chen Ye asked with his arms around Feng Shun's neck. At first glance, both sides of the street were full of men, occasionally a little girl or two appeared, hiding behind the men and looking at them timidly.

"They speak the Yunnan-Vietnamese language. Ailao has little contact with foreigners, and few people can speak Chinese. In recent years, there has been a strange disease here, and all the infected are women, so the number of women has decreased sharply. Women from other places They don’t want to come here either, so they will be very surprised to see a woman.”

Seeing that there were no inns on both sides of the road, Feng Shun couldn't help but stop, turned to the people around him and said, "My sister is not feeling well. May I ask you folks, who can take us in for a night?"

"Ahem..." Chen Ye coughed twice pretending to be weak, and looked at the clansmen pitifully.

At this time, an old man came out from the crowd and greeted in jerky Chinese: "Are the three from Zhongyuan? There is still a spare room in the patriarch's house. If the three guests don't mind, you can come with the old slave. "

When Chen Ye heard that it was the patriarch's house, his heart burst into joy, and he hurriedly urged Feng Shun to follow quickly.

Gradually go uphill along the road, at the end is a quaint mansion, the overall layout presents a shape.There were sporadic lights flickering in the house, and there was a strange atmosphere faintly, Chen Ye felt that there was a sense of sight of a haunted house.

The three of them waited in the courtyard for a while, and then the old man rushed back and told him: "The patriarch said that you have worked hard from a long distance, and specially prepared dinner for you. I invite you here." Then he led the way and brought the three of them. In the hall.

At this time, the banquet was filled with chicken, duck and fish, as if it was a grand festival.Sitting at the table was a fat middle-aged man, wearing an embroidered blue robe full of silver pendants, looking at them with a big smile on his face.

Chen Ye thought that the other party should be the patriarch, but seeing that the other party didn't wear a hat, he couldn't help being a little disappointed, because the elephant horn he was looking for should be on the patriarch's hat.

"I am the patriarch here, please sit down, three of you." The patriarch spoke Chinese fluently, and he pulled the green-clothed young man beside him, "This is a dog. Seeing that you are about the same age, why don't you have a glass of wine?" To make friends."

The boy was about sixteen or seventeen years old, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a neat high ponytail, staring at the three of them with hostile eyes.

"Hurry up and say hello to the guests!" The patriarch sternly reprimanded, and then the young man said slowly: "My name is Luo Qi, and I don't want to make friends with you."

Chen Ye and the others couldn't help being a little embarrassed, and the patriarch quickly explained: "This kid likes to talk irony, but he is actually shy!"

"Hello Mr. Luo, I'm Xiao Ye." Chen Ye smiled ingratiatingly, and introduced Feng Shun and Wu Xiao by the way.Only then did the patriarch laugh with satisfaction, and while greeting the three of them to drink and eat meat, he asked them about their hometown background.

Luo Qi didn't eat either, and stared fixedly at Chen Ye, which made Chen Ye's heart shudder.So he took Feng Shun's arm and said coquettishly: "Brother, my hand hurts, why don't you feed me!"

Feng Shun cast a disdainful glance at Chen Ye, showing no intention of cooperating at all.

Chen Ye raised his eyebrows and smiled, and quietly put one hand between his legs, moving it around the inside of his thigh, as if saying with his eyes: "If you don't cooperate obediently, then I will tease you!"

Feng Shun's cheeks burned slightly, he hurriedly grabbed Chen Ye's hand, and said with a stiff smile: "What would my sister want to eat?" Then he picked up a piece of meat and fed it to Chen Ye's mouth pretending to be pampered.

Wu Xiao's face turned green with anger, and he poked the meat in the bowl fiercely with his chopsticks. It's unreasonable, he was the one who wanted to feed it!

"I won't eat!" Luo Qi suddenly slapped the table and stood up, turned and left angrily.

The patriarch's face darkened slightly, and then he smiled at Chenye and the others: "The dog is not feeling well, please don't mind the three of you, come here, let's have a good drink!" Then he called for some good meat to be brought up.

Several people ate and chatted, laughing and laughing during the meeting.Chen Ye didn't know if he drank too much, and gradually felt dizzy in his eyes, leaned on Feng Shun's shoulder and fell asleep.

"Are you drunk?" Feng Shun shook Chen Ye, inadvertently caught a glimpse of Wu Xiao's head sank, and fell to the table with a bang.Only then did he realize that the drink had been drugged, and he couldn't help but look at the patriarch across the table.

The patriarch still kept a smile on his face, but he took out a sword from nowhere and stabbed at him unexpectedly!