lucky nemesis

Yakexi looked at the shattered diamonds and felt mixed feelings in her heart. There were joys and sorrows. The sorrow was that a group of scourges were released. Happy, that is, Oupai is always this big, and her body may be destroyed went.

"So I see that you seem to be secretly cool, don't pretend, have you finally experienced the joys in life recently, and you don't want to leave?"

Yakexi kindly asked Pei Jie to come out in advance, and sent the two of them away to buy clothes, just to tell Pei Jie a big event, but she didn't expect that Pei Jie didn't know good people!Although she is now a good-for-nothing in the cultivating world and has nothing but big breasts, she still brought some magic weapons with her before she left, such as a diamond-shaped thing with sharp edges and corners, which is the connection of the enchantment of the Yakexi cave. The device is the same as the remote control.

"Okay, okay, I know you have good intentions, meaning that your disciples disregarded your confession and came down the mountain, and they may take your treasure away, defile your body, and come roaring to do harm. You and Zhuzhu are in danger, but I still want to ask, why is your talisman a diamond?"

Finally, Yakexi couldn't bear his anger, and turned the table (／‵口′)／~╧╧It was too late to say it, and it was too late to cover up the sound of stealing the bell. Yakexi waved a drop of unknown liquid It flew into Pei Jie's mouth, and soon, Pei Jie turned into a Squirtle...

"As long as you talk nonsense, which woman doesn't love shiny things? Er Er and I won't go to the summer camp organized by the school this time. I will take her back to my cave. Hey, don't stare if you become a turtle." I'm sick, I don't want to go back to my body, okay, and I don't have a good way to go back."

Pei Jiegui: I have experienced the joys in life, so I don’t want to go back, ha ha.

"I pride myself on not being a good guy, let alone my apprentices, all of them are ruthless people. In short, you should be more careful. Hey! What does this disbelieving look mean? If it wasn't because of Er Er, I would I have already absorbed the luck of both of you!"

Half an hour later, Erer and Lu Zhujie, who arrived late, saw Squirtle, first picked up their mobile phones, and began to hunt the elves.

"Is there any humanity!"

"What the hell? Squirrels can talk?"

With a bang, Baobao Pei, who had turned back into a human, appeared naked in front of the two of them. Hearing the familiar clicking sound, she sighed and sighed again: "I want to watch it at home, so I don't need to take a picture."

Er Er shook his head and clicked his tongue: "It seems to know something important, by the way, where is my family?"

"Afraid of being beaten to death by me, Niudun, since you're here, you'll be back soon."

Said that Cao Cao arrived, and Yakexi came back whistling, grabbed Er Er's little hand, and said affectionately: "My dear, I have decided, let's go traveling, I have already checked the strategy, you just follow me. "

"Hmm, where are you going?"

Yakexi smiled: "Henan."

Pei Jie spat out the star father in her mouth: "Are you sure you are not a black family province?" Aren't those who cultivate immortals all in sparsely populated places on the mountains, and they build caves in China's populous country, so they are talented.

"Understood P! Now is the Dharma-ending age, the spiritual energy is exhausted, and you two are blocking the sky, we have to think of other ways? Don't forget, we are evil cultivators!"

"My God, what are you doing, eating human flesh?"

"I can't communicate with you. Are we feeling better? Are you satisfied?"

Pei Jie rolled her eyes, you said it yourself.

Lu Zhujie doesn't care about where they go to play, she cares about the summer camp: "That's great, we sleep together, ah, speaking of which, I still don't know where we will go for summer camp this year?"

"Actually, the baby doesn't know, but there is one person he must know."

"Scholar, then you can ask."

Er Er took advantage of Pei Jie's call to ask, lowered his head and whispered to Lu Zhujie: "What's the matter, you can't even eat this vinegar?"

"Heh, she is mine now, do you still care about Xin?"

Pei Jie came back soon: "We all have passports. In order to save money this time, the school cooperated with a university in Ruguo to organize a mathematics exchange activity. I think we should buy a few more bottles of old Ganda as a base, otherwise Tudou will lose money." Eat to the point of collapse."

Yakexi shrugged: "So it's better for me in Dahenan, spicy soup, stewed noodles, don't turn the soup, hey, Ana, don't worry, we will eat one by one."

"Get out of here!"

Pei Jie was secretly happy in her heart. She has been staying in the land of Huaxia. They are in the light, and the enemy is hiding in the dark. It is really hard to guard against. Now that I have the opportunity to escape for a few weeks, it can be regarded as a vacation.

As everyone knows, the worst Western fantasy is finally about to be staged. The naive Pei Jie, hehe, what kind of vampire, werewolf, my king, Hermione, etc., I am about to face, I am happy to think about it~ Yakexi still knows her apprentices well, and the evil cultivators use each other, so the so-called master and apprentice are just nice names.

At the beginning, Yakexi took in three apprentices, three fresh and tender little meats, they had a nice name, TF, no no, no, they were gourd babies.

The Shanhai Cave Mansion was in a mess, and the three Calabash Brothers turned upside down but couldn't find the magic weapon treasured by Yakexi. As she expected, the three of them vented their anger on her body, and so on, In the end, because he had other purposes, he still couldn't do it.In a fit of rage, he caught a lot of people eating melons and regarded them as the master's body, which finally turned into a pot of mellow broth. Take a sip of Sai Shenxian!

Dawa, who had finally finished her revenge, took a sip of the red flag canal and breathed out a smoke circle: "Those beast-eared girls must be crazy. They actually sent letters to our evil cultivators, wanting to share a piece of the pie with us, hee hee."

Erwa laughed so hard that she lost her eyes: "It's funny, we can't tell the difference between our own evil cultivators. The elder brother and the third younger brother have agreed. If I find it first, I won't let you guys know."

"Then I'll kill you both right now!"

The same scene is happening in all the evil cultivators gathering places in Huaxia. It is quite normal for evil cultivators to fight in the same room.

The development of the situation is far beyond the control of the little beasts. The evil cultivators seem to have been vegetarian for more than ten years. Now that a roast mutton seller finally came, it's no wonder they are not excited.The final solution is to come to an audition, die out, and survive to advance.

It is impossible for Zhengdao not to know about such a big battle, and they never expected that the other party really has no brains~ This selection lasted for three months, and they finally won the top ten.

All the way forward, they came to this step by stepping on the dead bones of thousands of people. Their strength is tyrannical, and countless blood makes them ruthless to the max. Ordinary people will be frozen into ice cubes just by looking at them. At this moment, they came to the vicinity of S City At the first gate, everyone had Pei Jie and Lu Zhujie's belongings in their hands, which was exactly what the orcs promised, the top ten prizes.

A winged, reddish-white thing that was automatically mosaic was sucked deeply by a man with only half a face. Even the evil cultivators who were traveling with him were unwilling to look at him. The other half face was too disgusting. Appetite.

Just as everyone was muttering in their hearts, a thousand-legged white fat worm suddenly sprang out from that half of the face, ate the mosaic, rolled it back on the face, and remained motionless.

"Hee hee, I've already remembered the smell, but it's a pity that not only is there no school in front of me, but there is no school in a [-]-kilometer radius. Could it be that these little pets gave false information? Hehe, sure enough, it's not right if we don't clean it up will tell the truth."

Coming and going in a hurry, the atmosphere of the remaining nine people was obviously relaxed, but luckily they didn't run into him when they were in their twenties.

"Old Antique is finally gone. I don't know if they all use WeChat now. I don't even know that he has gone abroad. We are here to check out today."

This turned on everyone's complaints.

"That's right, after living for thousands of years, it's time to go to the ground. What's the point of robbing us young people? Is it interesting?"

"That is to say, looking at him like that, he must have changed his soul with the ancient alien, so he is really willing to let go."

"If you want me to say, the one who can compare with him is the one from Henan. Why didn't she and her apprentice come to participate in the audition this time?"

"Everyone, listen to me, they must be hiding in the dark to make the oriole, and then we don't make wedding dresses for others, so I suggest that the nine of us cooperate?"

Seeing a few people who were still a little hesitant, the person who proposed added another fire: "That Henan person is also a cruel and merciless person, everyone will not forget her just because she hasn't come out for more than half a year? Hey, hey, Baimian Sanniang."

"That's it, let's unite! Otherwise, if it really falls into the hands of those two people, they will become even more terrifying in the future. Don't we want to live, everyone, let me say first, I really want to cooperate with you this time ."

"For this time, I devoured all my apprentice's food reserves. I have risked so much, and I am afraid of cooperation. Count me in."

Even though they harbored ulterior motives, they had no choice but to make a fool of themselves in the face of powerful forces.

Pei Jie, who embarked on an international journey, trembled all over, feeling extremely uncomfortable. The old man Huan nodded secretly. Although this child has not actually entered the road of cultivating immortals, under his guidance, the sense of heaven and man is far more sensitive than others , is worthy of being a person who has all the luck in one body.There are a lot of evil cultivators chasing and killing them now, this little girl must have noticed it, hehe, it's really good.

Lu Zhujie asked the stewardess for a glass of ice water: "Why is your face so ugly? If you don't listen to me being told to take air-sickness medicine, you'll suffer now."

"vomit"

It was lunch time, and Pei Jie smelled the mixture of chicken rice and beef noodles, and finally couldn't help throwing up: "Can't we take a luxury cruise to Fuguo?!"

"Honey, you have to always remember that the school will deduct it if you can, and return it to the cruise ship. If I hadn't upgraded my cabin smartly, you would be sitting with Xueba right now!"

Lu Zhujie suddenly felt that it would be good to sit next to Xueba, so he spit out bridge rice noodles all over him, and added bean sprouts and enoki mushrooms, tsk tsk, good luck.

It turned out to be airsick, the old man Ring closed his eyes, let's practice hard, it's not a good thing!

The author has something to say:

Crossing the bridge rice noodles is really the crystallization of the wisdom of the people of Yunnan, praise!