lucky nemesis

"So, did your honor go to Dubai to beg and come back? Were you sent back to your country?"

Old Taoists and monks don't have the slightest demeanor of a master of cultivating immortals, and there is a smell wafting as soon as they get close.

Classmate Pei wore Erer today, and the two of them couldn't love each other anymore, and it's not a problem to sleep anymore. Fortunately, the two who had been out looking for monsters came back, but they were too embarrassed.

"Didn't it mean that you cultivators don't need to take a bath?"

"Sister, you read too many novels."

The old Taoist patted on his dirty exquisite bag, and a black shiny puppy tied with a fairy rope fell out, with a long tongue sticking out, feeling old and miserable up.

"What are you guys doing? If those animal protection associations see it, spit stars will drown you both."

The two shook their heads and waved their hands again and again, and began to tell their tragic experience with snot and tears.

The old Taoist and the monk searched separately in two directions. The old Taoist walked northwest all the way to northern Xinjiang. The moisture in the weather was almost zero, and the heat and dryness also upset him.

Here is the natural earth fire from the ground to the outside, and it is also a good place for fire monsters to practice. There are also many fire practitioners practicing here.All I saw along the way were cactus spirits, poplar spirits, and scorpion spirits.

When the old man was about to be disappointed, he accidentally discovered a Fudou clan left over from the ancient times.

Huo Dou is naturally fire-eating. In this world, there will be fire lakes formed in the pit every month. The desert is desolate and isolated from the world, so this Huo Dou moved from the south and has survived like this for thousands of years. That is practice.

The puppies hadn't seen outsiders for many years, and they were still very hospitable when the old man came here. He was served with hot fire wine that was as hot as magma.

He wanted to leave as a guest, but he never thought that a puppy that kept licking his trouser legs caught his attention. Xiao Fudou had dark red wounds all over his body after being bitten. He detested this Fudou very much, and asked the reason, this little Fudou didn't like to eat fire, so he was naturally hated by the clan dogs.

What he never expected is that Xiao Fudou actually likes water, not only likes it, but is addicted to it!

This is no coincidence!Isn't it just such a monster that they are looking for, a monster whose attributes are incompatible with their own!

The old man thought that he could easily take Xiao Fudou away, but there is one thing that never occurred to him that although the Fudou clan hates this little Fudou, Haolai is also a member of his family, he can be bullied internally, but is sacred and inviolable externally .

later?Later, of course, the old Taoist showed his prestige, and he couldn't beat him. He called the monk, and the two of them fought back and forth, and finally brought Xiao Huodou back.

The story was plain, but it was believed to be unimaginable by ordinary people. Pei Erer bowed seriously: "Thank you for your hard work."

The old man dared not dare: "No, no, in fact, what we do is for ourselves in the final analysis, you don't have to do this, just call the four of you here."

Finally being able to return to my own body, how could I not cry with joy!The chemistry teacher and Yang Erer also broke the window paper, and a certain person doesn't want to practice anymore. I don't know if I will regret it in the future, but I just know that I will not regret it now. At such an age, I still want to go crazy.

That night, Liangchen Meijing and Sun Xiaosheng were still sound asleep, their bodies lightened up, and they came to the open space of the school playground. What made them very frightened was that there was a dog sticking out its tongue, which didn't look too good. good look.

There are still four people sitting cross-legged in the middle of the playground. They are holding their hands together, as if they are practicing a peerless evil attack. If you look closely, there are also two lucky stars and the raccoon cat among them. also came.

"Who wants to frame us?"

The old Taoist and the monk came hand in hand, and the wind made their robes look like puffer fish. They laughed grinningly: "I won't let you off today!"

With a wave of his hand, Fudou, who was still sleeping, also woke up, and the rope on his body disappeared. Seeing the old Taoist and the monk immediately spray water from their mouths to attack, these are the two who took it away!

Several people shot at the same time, without sparing any effort, all of a sudden!Thunder and lightning flashed, and a small whirlwind formed in the small playground, blowing people's eyes so hard that they couldn't open their eyes. A wave of prehistoric force rushed into several people's bodies. Finally, they couldn't bear it anymore. Lu Zhujie was the first to shout. It came out: "Nimma, it hurts me to death!"

The old Taoist shouted in his busy schedule: "Did you succeed?"

Lu Zhujie moved her mind and moved her right hand slightly, but she found that her left hand was not in control!

"I'll go, why am I in your body?"

"Who are you?!!"

Lu Zhujie spoke with a trembling voice, and her left side whispered: "I am Er Er."

Oh my god, now there are two people in the same body!Is this more frightening than swapping bodies?

The old Taoist and the monk looked at each other and nodded: "On the opposite side, if you don't use your full strength, we will hunt down and kill your nine clans on behalf of the Brutal Sect and Dafa Temple!"

The body hurt even more, and there was another burst of tearing force. When it felt that the soul was about to fly out, flashes of light flowed over the four of them. Boom, they couldn't hold on and fell down.I don't blame Fudou for his incompetence in practice. How can practicing water in the fire place be any better?So it quickly lost its strength, and so did the beautiful scenery on a good day.

It's just that no one noticed that these three didn't take back their mana for a while, and all the mana rebounded back into their bodies. The ones who got caught were the big raccoon and Sun Xiaosheng who had been hiding behind and were fighting with each other. .

The old Taoist quickly withdrew his method and went to watch. He felt the veins of several people. He was relieved that there was no serious problem, and he just passed out from the pain.

The monk took out a bowl, put several people in one pocket, and left.

When Pei Jie woke up, there was a huge head in front of her eyes. After being confused for a while, she exclaimed, "Pig!"

Lu Zhujie slowly untied the red rope from her arm, and then put the ring that Pei Jie had been wearing on her little finger, which was just right.

There are some things that needn't be said, Pei Jie hooked Lu Zhujie's hand, touched and clasped her fingers together, and her face got closer and closer, just when they were about to get together, someone ouched shouted.

It's not intentional to spoil the atmosphere, but it hurts to wake up.

"Whoever pressed my arm, I didn't feel it! Huh? It changed back!"

Yang Erer yelled so that Yakexi also woke up, she rubbed her temples and was very dissatisfied: "Didn't sleep enough!"

Someone kissed a sleepy alien girl in front of everyone: "Then go to sleep, and, I love you."

"Hey, oh my god, do you want to do this?"

Yang Erer smiled and held his beloved in his arms: "By the way, where is this?"

"I don't know, huh? The big raccoon is also there, and there are beautiful scenery on a good day, huh, Sun Xiaosheng is also there, ah, and that Fudou."

Soon these people also woke up slowly, Liang Chen patted his head, and muttered: "How come so much hair grows out in one night, it's very scary."

Meimei also touched her head: "Why is my hair gone?"

Before a few people figured out what was going on, the little monkey almost flew into Pei Jie's arms: "Squeak!"

Pei Jie was startled when she heard it: "What's going on?"

It turned out to be the big raccoon. He was terrified. When he woke up, he found himself in the body of the most annoying monkey!His noble meow body was actually occupied by a monkey, and he almost collapsed.

"Oh, I'm going, why did I become you?"

"I just wanted to ask how you are!"

There was another period of confusion, and when the situation became more and more unclear, the monk let them out, but seeing no happy expressions on the faces of the four, the monk was startled: "What's going on? Didn't change back? "

Pei Jie pursed her lips: "We have exchanged back, but come on, they started to exchange."

The monk nodded: "It's a happy situation. It's nothing. The old Taoist and I also tried our best yesterday. We need to take a good rest and retreat for half a month. Seeing that you are finally healed, I feel calm."

The little monkey went to pick the monk's bald ladle again, but the bald ladle was too slippery, and he fell to the ground dejectedly, leaving only his back.

The old Taoist and the monk met, and the monk told the old Taoist about it as a joke. The old Taoist was kind-hearted and filled with emotion: "They are so good. Animals change bodies with animals, and people change bodies. For animals, that's what "XX Becomes a Cat", "Meowing Journey" and so on, the main purpose has changed."

"It makes sense."

The four happily returned home with the stiff monkey, and Liangchen Meijing also stumbled back to the master's house to find a way, and no one noticed that the kitten was gone.

It was obviously summer, and the mountains were verdant and green, but there was only one tree without a single leaf.A black vortex like a fruit hangs on the tree. It rotates slowly counterclockwise, giving people the illusion that the black mass seems to have eaten all the surrounding air.

"Meow meow!!!"

The black group exploded violently, turning into an old man hanging upside down from a tree, his voice hoarse: "Who interrupts my cultivation?"

The kitten jumped up and down very anxiously, but fortunately the Yaozu could understand each other's words, and the old man fell silent after hearing the meow.

"Meow?"

The old man laughed suddenly: "Hahahaha, I knew those two sticks were unreliable. Now it's good, our future hope is put into it!"

The kitten thought the old man was angry, and his eyes were wide open, a little scared.

"Don't be afraid, isn't it a monster of the opposite sex, am I not? Don't worry, you will return to your body, but I didn't expect that now I am forced to seek skin from a tiger."

"Meow!"

"Hehe, there is no other way. The evil cultivator has approached me many times, and now I have to agree. Damn it! I will make the three gates no longer exist!"

The author has something to say:

It's finally back~ Well, I'm thinking about whether it's time to end~