vulgar fairy tale

5.

I said "Let's talk about it tomorrow", so after dinner and throwing the tableware into the dishwasher, Jing Yun came to me to talk about the cold war between me and Gu Weixi.

I think my attitude seems to be a bit evasive, but sooner or later I have to let Jing Yun know, so I told him honestly that because of Xu Nian, I had a dispute with Gu Weixi.

Xu Nian was Gu Weixi's first girlfriend. Although the parents of the two families knew each other, strictly speaking, they were matched by friends.Xu Nian's family background is superior, but it is still incomparable with the Gu family.The Gus were lukewarm towards Xu Nian, obviously they were still in the review period, and they hadn't recognized her intentions yet.

When they were together for more than two months, Gu Weixi wanted to introduce Xu Nian to Jingyun and me to get to know each other officially, but they have been together for more than a year now, and every time Gu Weixi mentioned it, I always found reasons to shirk it, So Xu Nian knows me, but Jing Yun has had serious contact with her a few times.

Jing Yun pondered for a moment and immediately thought of it: "Is it still the same thing as before? Weixi said that on Xu Nian's birthday..."

I nodded, thought for a few seconds and asked Jing Yun, "If I say that I think it's Xu Nian deliberately creating an illusion to cover up the fact that she was unfaithful to Weixi, do you believe me?"

Jing Yun's eyes froze.

I was at Xu Nian's birthday party that night, but I wasn't invited to attend, I was just serving the dishes.

That night I deliberately avoided Gu Weixi, he didn't know I was there.

I just wanted to save myself a hassle.Gu Weixi is kind by nature and enthusiastic, so he is more likely to care too much about his friends. To put it bluntly, he is a mother-in-law.

Until later they played some game, and those who lost were fined to drink. Xu Nian held his face in embarrassment and said that he could not drink enough and was afraid of getting drunk. Gu Weixi honestly took her share and was fined several drinks , I raised my half-buried head and looked a few more times.

It's a pity that he is already a little dazed, his cheeks are flushed, and his eyes are not fixed.

Later, Gu Weixi was so drunk that he lay there for a while, while Xu Nian and her group of friends were still chatting and laughing loudly, only after being reminded did he think of her boyfriend.

Xu Nian tried to give him a hand, but of course he couldn't move it, but Gu Weixi was so drunk that he couldn't be coaxed, so she had to call two male waiters to help her take him upstairs to the room to rest. Just reach out and touch me.

I worked with the other person to get Gu Weixi upstairs, it took a bit of effort - Gu Weixi is not very tall, he is still a scholar, but he is still very heavy when he is drunk.

He had successfully made Gu Weixi sit on the edge of the bed, but he was just about to be flattened by himself, and the other waiter just stood aside with his hands shaken.

But it may be that Gu Weixi's stomach was stimulated during the moving, his chest heaved violently a few times, and he vomited that unlucky guy with a trouser leg and a shoe upper, and he didn't get any on his body.

The waiter froze.

I hurriedly handed over the tissue box: "Take this and wipe it first, then go to the bathroom downstairs to get some water and clean it up."

With a face full of tears, he took out a lot of tissues and hastily wiped off the filth on his body, then looked at the puddle on the floor and Gu Weixi, and said hesitantly: "Then here..."

"Let me come, I'll clean up, soon. You go first, there won't be enough people in a while." I took the initiative to take care of the cleaning work.

The man nodded and left.

I turned my head and took a look at Gu Weixi, who is very good at enjoying himself. He was naturally relieved after vomiting, and he had already fallen asleep lying on his back.

I took two more tissue papers and wiped his mouth and chin, placed his legs and feet more neatly, and tried to make him lie on his side so as not to vomit later.But I found that he really fell asleep in seconds, and his limbs seemed to be filled with lead.

"A pig, are you?" I couldn't laugh or cry, shook my head and resigned myself to squatting down to clean up the mess on the floor, opened the window for a while to let the smell out, and then I closed the door and went out.

With Gu Weixi's state that night, what can he do with the strength?

It was quite convenient for Xu Nian to arrange the "crime scene".

When I came down, Xu Nian seemed to have just finished putting on her makeup, so she caught me and asked, "How is she?" After I replied "Fell asleep", she smiled very satisfied.

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In the end I said: "If it's just 'drunken sex', I wouldn't doubt it, but the point is now that Xu Nian told Weixi that she was pregnant, all this seems too dramatic."

After Jing Yun finished listening quietly, his face was deep and thoughtful, then he raised his eyes and looked at me and said, "Xiao Si, I believe you, because Xu Nian once gave me ambiguous hints..."

I almost fell off the chair.

Jing Yun raised his hands and said: "I guarantee that I haven't given her any signal that could be misunderstood. I always pay attention to avoiding suspicion in front of friends."

I thought to myself that because of your flamboyant appearance and prodigal name, Xu Nian probably thought you were prudish.

"Then you haven't told Weixi?" I couldn't help asking.

Jing Yun said: "Xu Nian didn't leave any substantive evidence. If I rashly told Weixi that Xu Nian seduced me, Weixi would not only not believe me, but would also create a quarrel with me. So I just told Weixi tactfully." I said that we must wait until we know each other well enough to consider becoming a life partner, and if we find that it is not suitable in the middle, we should break it."

I couldn't help but smile wryly: "It's because I wasn't cautious enough, I was too impulsive."

Jing Yun shook his head slightly: "But I said that... Weixi actually can't understand it, it's almost as if he didn't say it, but he thinks that I have a pessimistic view of feelings."

I thought helplessly in my heart, because Gu Weixi viewed everything ideally.