[Comprehensive] What should I do if Mr. Ban sees me? !

Speaking of Konoha's first generation Hokage's love for his wife and baby, how can it be a word "favorite"!

He treats his elder brother as harshly as a ninja, but treats his younger sister as if he spoils a little princess.

During that time, the villagers of Konoha often found that Hokage-sama had a crooked hairstyle with a few small flowers on it, or a cape of pink and tender children's clothing, and sometimes even his gloves became white lace. ...

Well, his little eunuch did it.

It is said that I want to make rake beautiful.

If you don't let me take it, you will cry and make noise when you take it.

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Headache.

Konoha villagers' affection for Uchiha Madara has been refreshed again—it turns out that Hokage-sama really loves him!Still a daughter slave!

I really doubt that if Xiao Gongju wanted the stars in the sky, Master Hokage would pick them off for her without a second thought.

To say that the only time Hokage-sama like this is angry, except when his elder brother can't do ninjutsu, is to face the big fat boy of Senshou's family.

When the big fat boy saw the pink and jade-carved sister Uchiha at first sight, he couldn't move his feet in place.

For example, the Uchiha detector brought by his father has also been inherited to him, and the fat boy can accurately find the Uchiha sister at any time.

Sometimes people bring beautiful little stones, sometimes small flowers, sometimes small maple leaves.

Once I caught a toad/toad, which scared people to tears.The son of the Qianshou family was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan, and quickly brought the honey cake, a specialty of the Qianshou family, to coax him.

Uchiha Yi smiled very sweetly: "Thank you Brother Senshou~"

The fat boy scratched his head and smirked: "No thanks, no thanks, hehehe...huh?"

Murderous?

Turning his head, Hokage-sama was looking at him with his arms folded, expressionless.

Big Fat Boy: Hurry up!

Uchiha Madara was also helpless.The fat boy from the Senshou family is like a cockroach that can't be killed, with tenacious vitality, the kind that can roll around on the ground a few times with a jio kick, and then laugh and get up!

Although most of the time, the fat boy who inherited the natural black gene of Senshou Zhuma would slip away before he arrived.

"Yi, you should have less contact with this kid in the future."

"Huh?" The little princess ate the cake with her mouth full, "But I think Brother Qianshou is very good, he is very good at ninjutsu, and he will bring me delicious cakes!"

"..."

Uchiha, new baby daddy, daughter slave, Madara feels a deep crisis!

The daughter was only born a few years ago, is this the rhythm of being abducted from a young age? !

Uchiha Madara: "Senju Hashirama take care of your son!"

Senju Bashirama: "Don't be angry, Madara, hehe..."

Well done son!

Um?Where did Mama go, you ask?

Mochizuki Baitao: "Come, come, everyone, line up!"

Nakahara Chuya: "Hello..."

Mochizuki Baitao: "Remember the three rules. You are not allowed to use force, you are not allowed to have disputes with the locals, and you are not allowed to disclose information about the other world to the locals. The consequences of violations are clear to you."

Nakahara Chuya: "I said..."

Mochizuki Baitao: "After changing your clothes, put on this little red hat and follow the Zhongye cadres holding the little red flag, don't get lost."

Nakahara Chuya: "Hi!!!"

He waved the little red flag in his hand unbearably: "Why did I raise it!"

Mochizuki Baitao stared at him for a while, then said sadly, "Because Chuya, you are too short—"

If I just wear Little Red Riding Hood, I can't see you at all!

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

How can it be repaired!

So angry! ! !

He didn't mention this kind of thing, what a shame!

Central Plains also threw the small red flag upwards, and the outline of the red flag emerged with a dark red light, floating steadily in the air.

Before Mochizuki Baitao could speak, Zhong Yuanzhong felt someone slap on the shoulder from behind: "Sorry, this is forbidden~"

bang.

The red flag landed.

Zhongyuan Zhong also tilted his head and gritted his teeth: "Tai-zai-zhi!"

Osamu Dazai smiled and waved: "Hi~"

Nakahara Nakaya pointed at Osamu Dazai and yelled at Mochizuki Baitao, "Why is this guy here too?!"

Didn't the promised Mafia go on vacation in another world? !

Mochizuki Baitao shrugged.Osamu Dazai immediately confronted Chuya with disgust: "Hey~ I don't want to travel with Chuya..."

"what?!"

but……

"Odasaku!" Osamu Dazai waved happily to the rear of the team.Seeing this, the man at the back calmly raised his hand in response.

Osamu Dazai slipped to the back of the line again, and surrounded Oda Sakunosuke, talking cheerfully like a child.The man listened quietly, nodding occasionally.

Ah, Mr. Oda is really an opponent's magic weapon, the kind who can keep calm no matter how hard the opponent is.

Even in order to get the novel written by Oda Saku in her hands, Dazai Osamu just memorized the entire "Kissing Heaven"!

And Odasaku... can still talk to Dazai Osamu seriously.

It should be said that Mr. Oda himself does not have the function of complaining...

Apart from Mochizuki Baitao, Nakahara Chuya, and Oda Sakunosuke, only a few high-level Mafia officials knew about Dazai.

But because the mafia personnel have been engaged in world line research, even if they see this Dazai Osamu, they will only think that the other party is the Zai of a different world, and will not associate him with the dead leader.

"Okay, Zai is three years old, you still have to argue with him, you are two years old?"

Seeing that Zhong Yuan was still staring at the back angrily, Mochizuki Baitao stretched out his hand and pulled down the brim of his red hat——

Nakahara Chuya finally didn't wear the three-piece suit anymore, but a casual style that is also common in the ninja world. He looks like a young and energetic college student... although Little Red Riding Hood is a bit out of place.

"I didn't!" Zhongyuan Zhong also struggled hard and raised the brim of his hat.

"Hey, let me say, Chuya, don't you..." Thinking of some possibility, Mochizuki Baitao approached and said softly, "Are you jealous?"

See how good Osamu Dazai and Oda are!

Zhongyuan Zhong was also going to be dizzy with anger, "You—"

"Okay~"

Mochizuki Baitao ignored him, clapped her hands, and smiled at the team: "Let's go, everyone~"

The outfits of the entire team were similar to those of Zhongyuanzhong. After taking off the perennial suit and sunglasses, they showed a rare spiritual vitality.

……

The same is true for the ninja world.

All ethnic groups are united, and Konoha is harmonious. Once the exchanges between various ethnic groups increase, there will be more young couples who are in love with each other, and they will step into the marriage hall one after another.

The little buns who inherited the excellent lineage of their parents also came one after another.Older ones, such as the fat boy from the Senju family, can already throw shuriken crookedly.The younger ones, such as Uchiha's younger sister Uchiha Yi, are also stumbling toddlers.

Yes, Konoha Hokage, the two children of the Uchiha Madara family, the elder brother is Uchiha Sen, and the younger sister is Uchiha Yi.

As early as the moment he heard the name, Mochizuki Baitao had already guessed what this man was thinking.

"worn out."

She sat on the edge of the bed, dangling her legs, looked at the man who walked in front of her, and complained unreservedly, "It's better to let me deal with documents for a month overnight!"

it was all your fault!

Although he missed the newborn child very much, Uchiha Madara went straight to the bed as soon as he entered.This move satisfied Baitao - she really saw this man correctly.

Madara Uchiha lowered his eyes, silently staring at his lover.Although there are elements of acting in it, the hard work is also true.

He bent down, hugged her, and said in a deep voice, "Thank you."

At first, he moved very lightly, as if he was afraid of hurting her.Seeing that Baitao didn't respond, his arms tightened a little.

Mochizuki Baitao raised her eyebrows, "Only this sentence?"

What time is it.

Uchiha Madara choked.

Now he probably knows what to say.

But, do you really want to say it?

I always feel a little awkward...

After all, it is the arrogant Uchiha!

Uchiha Madara's root was a little hot, in order not to let Baitao see the difference, he immediately sealed it with a kiss.

With a little effort, he overwhelmed the person on the bed.

During the kiss, Mochizuki Baitao heard the man's hoarse, soft but firm voice: "I love you."

"..."

Afterwards, the elders started the great cause of naming.

"Master Hokage, this is my family's naming book, the names on it are very good!"

"This is the heir of Master Hokage's excellent bloodline, we must give them a famous name - how about 'Uchiha Musou'?!"

Mochizuki Baitao: ... Oh, you are really good.

"No, Uchiha is now a member of Konoha, and you have to care about the whole village. How about 'Uchiha Canghuo' and 'Uchiha Konoha'?"

"Hey, look at this, the meanings are very good - 'rich and strong, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality'... Wait, isn't that too much?"

There seem to be only two children.

"That……"

All the old people turned their heads slowly and looked at Baitao.

Baitao smiled slightly: "I refuse."

The elders sighed.

Even Quan Nai came to meddle: "Sister Baitao, actually I think 'Sha Zhu' and 'Sha Fei' are pretty good."

Mochizuki Baitao: "..."

My child, do you really think others can't see your love for Senshou's "Sensen"!

She said earnestly: "Quanna, look at you, you are good-looking, with a good personality and strong strength, why is your naming ability so poor...?"

Surely all humans are imperfect?

Uchiha Izuna's lips twitched, as if he still wanted to fight for it.

"If you really want these two names... Quanna, I think that girl with short silver hair from Senshou's family seems to be interested in you, she is also good-looking, and you have dated together several times, how about..."

Uchiha Madara's eyes moved, "Izuna?"

"Nothing!" Uchiha Izumi slipped out of cold sweat and hurried away.

God, why did his sister-in-law know about this!

The rest of the people were all choked by Baitao for various reasons, so they could only stand there, looking at Uchiha Madara——

It's up to you.

"The child's name—" Uchiha Madara said calmly, "I've already thought about it."

Everyone: "..."

Dare you not say it just now, are you watching our jokes!

Sure enough, after staying with your wife for a long time, have you also acquired the black-bellied attribute?

"Qian, the meaning is very good..."

"Yi, this word is also very suitable for girls."

After a few compliments, everyone left one after another.

"Hey, did you ask me for my opinion by my name?" Mochizuki Baitao pretended to be dissatisfied.

The man held the baby in his swaddling arms with his strong arms, and his thin lips parted slightly: "This is not your name."

Your name is "Qianyi".

Mochizuki Baitao: "...huh!"

Although he tried his best to maintain a normal and indifferent appearance, since the child was born, this man often hugged and refused to let go.

There is restrained joy in the eyes.

There is also a bit of unnatural stiffness and tension in the movements, as if trying to learn how to deal with such soft little guys, so as not to hurt them a little bit.

child……

This is his and Baitao's child.

Uchiha Madara's eyelids drooped slightly, covering up the complexity in his eyes, obviously duplicity: "I don't know what kind of ninja abilities these guys will have in the future."

After all, he will grow up in the peaceful Konoha.

The hand in black gloves carefully touched the child's eyelids, "It's not born as Sharingan, heh, I don't know when I will be able to open my eyes."

The child's eyelashes fluttered, as if he was made uncomfortable, Uchiha Madara stopped immediately.

You treat your baby as a Sage of the Six Paths!

Mochizuki Baitao rolled her eyes, and interrupted his chatter angrily: "Then don't hold on to it."

Uchiha Madara was stunned for a moment as if being poked into a weak spot, and then pretended not to hear, still holding the child, with the look of "I'm too lazy to care about you".

Mochizuki Baitao: "Give me the child."

Madara Uchiha didn't move and didn't speak.

Mochizuki Baitao took a step forward, "Give it to me."

Uchiha Madara took a step back.

Don't give.

"Have you hugged enough?"

"..."

"give me!"

"..."

***

Time goes back to the present.

The little buns are handsome and cute, and their parents are still young, handsome or beautiful.It is the best time.

Life is also very "nuclear peace", except to beware of the fat boy from the Qianshou family.

Uchiha Madara didn't expect that this bastard would do another thing that he didn't expect——

He lost Xiao Yi!

"Father, it's not good!"

The fat boy rushed to the training ground in a hurry.His father's strength is not inferior to Hokage, he is not stupid enough to go to Hokage to hit the gun.

However, being blocked by the figure of Senju Hashirama, he was impatient and didn't notice Uchiha Sen who was receiving Senju Hashirama's training.

"Xiaoyi is gone!"

Qianshou Zhujian's expression immediately became solemn: "What's going on?"

The fat boy gasped for a long time, before he could catch his breath, "I, I don't know, just playing around, she suddenly disappeared..."

Is it an enemy attack?

Senshou Zhujian immediately thought about it.

Madara should be notified of this news, but...

Cold sweat slipped from the column of the thousand hands.

Madara will kill him!

It would be great if Baitao was here...

Uchiha Sen suddenly rushed out from behind Senju Hashirama, grabbed the fat boy by the collar, and forced him to bow his head.

Although he is several years younger than the other party and has lost a lot of weight, Uchiha Sen's aura is particularly fierce.

His ninja ability is outstanding, and his appearance also neutralizes Uchiha Madara and Mochizuki Baimo. His unruly aura is a little lighter, and he looks more handsome and elegant, with black hair and slightly fried tail.In short, it was the kind that would make a little girl blush and heartbeat just by walking past with no expression on her face.

"If you can't find my sister—"

"I kill you!"

The anger also ignited the black pupil, turning it into a piece of red, and the three jade bones spun around.

"..."

Senshou Zhujian couldn't tell which incident had a greater impact on him now.

open, open your eyes...

Why Mao didn't open it no matter how much he trained before!

This is still a sister-in-law!

Son, you have a long way to go in your career of flirting with girls.

His son has a good temper, and Qianshou Zhujian hurriedly comforted Madara's son: "Qian, don't worry, we will definitely..."

Just halfway through the conversation, like magic, Uchiha Sen's figure suddenly disappeared.

Thousands of Hands: "..."

Senshou Bashirama: Dumbfounded.jpg

"Father, I told you everything..." The bastard calmed down at the moment, "Xiao Yi disappeared like this before."

The waterfall between the thousand-hand pillars sweated and slipped.

Now, Madara will not kill him, he will definitely kill him!

At this time, another world line, the atmosphere of the battlefield of the Fourth World War also fell into a strange stagnation——

There is no other reason. When the newspaper office was in progress, a girl in a tutu skirt appeared out of nowhere, and she yelled at the frightening big boss on Shiwei's head——

"Rake rake!!!"

Everyone on the battlefield: "..."

Dirt spot: "..."

Uchiha Obito: "..."

He couldn't help but tilt his head, and looked up and down, inside and out, the old guy beside him again.

Look, I can't see it...

Uchiha Madara ignored him, but frowned, staring at the little girl below.

Uchiha Obito endured and endured, but couldn't hold back, and asked, "Hey, are you a father?"

Why haven't I heard you mention this before.

Dirt spot: "..."

Be your sister's father!

Like to be a father? !