[Comprehensive] What should I do if Mr. Ban sees me? !

From ancient times to the present, young men and women seem to have to face such problems——

"Is there an object?"

"When will you be married?"

"When are you going to have a baby?"

"When will you have a second child?"

"when……"

Uchiha Madara: "..."

He never thought that he would face such a problem one day!

It is simply a one-stop process of urging marriage and urging childbirth!Considerate service, perfect details, more caring than old mothers!

Why don't you ask Baitao!

Can he survive on his own? !

Elder Uchiha: That won’t work.

Uchiha Qianyi can't be offended.

There is no way, we all agree with your marriage, so we have to give some feedback no matter what!

The excellent blood of the Uchiha patriarch needs to be inherited!

You are going to be the third person soon!

It's been so long, your wife has nothing to do with other than running around in the mafia, just jumping up and down on the leaves.Is it because Madam is not up to date or you are not good enough? !

After Uchiha Madara walked out of the meeting room with a black face for the nth time, the silent room fell into heated discussions again.

"Could it be that the patriarch doesn't want children?"

That doesn't work.

"Probably not, the patriarch also cares more about his relatives."

In this regard, they have gradually changed their views on Uchiha Madara.

"Alas..." Everyone sighed.

Then why don't you have children.

Thinking of a certain possibility, the meeting room fell into an eerie silence.

Finally someone whispered: "Should we give the patriarch some aphrodisiac medicine... I know one is very effective..."

Everyone pretended to be shocked: "You—?"

"Ahem!" The elder coughed loudly, trying to cover up the exposed facts, "Actually, I don't know too well!"

"Just do it."

The rest made a final decision.

……

night.

A small desk lamp was on beside the bed, Mochizuki Baitao was leaning on the inner bedside, reading the mafia report.The man who had been busy all day came back, changed clothes, washed, and then lay down in the bedding.

"Anything on your mind?"

Feeling those powerful arms around her waist, Mochizuki Baitao raised her eyebrows, and squinted at the man buried in her arms.

Although only one fried hair can be seen.

"No." Uchiha Madara's voice was a little muffled.

"Really?" Mochizuki Baitao changed her position so that she could lie down more comfortably when being hugged, "I actually received a bunch of things from those elders today."

She said: "Aphrodisiac medicine."

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Those old bastards!

"Do you want a child?" Mochizuki Baitao calmly turned another page of the report.

Uchiha Madara was lost in thought.

The words "It doesn't matter" can be said by the former him. To be precise, he has never put his mind on it before.

But now, peace has been achieved, and life is happy and fulfilling... There is a saying, warm and full of thoughts XX?

Nonsence!

certainly not!

It's just that in the past, his original family broke up step by step, and his mother, father, and younger brother died one after another. It's hard to say that he doesn't have that kind of thought in his heart now——

Want to have a family again.

Senna will be very happy too...

"But giving birth is so painful, and it's especially delayed at work." Mochizuki Baitao said casually.

Uchiha Madara: "..."

How can the daughter-in-law be so dedicated?

"Why aren't men reborn? Men are happy, women suffer..."

Uchiha Madara: "..."

This kind of thing... how did he know!

In the end, he sighed softly, and his deep voice was full of softness: "If you don't want to, I won't force you."

The white peach is a treasure he had come to with great difficulty, it changed his whole life, the kind he loves even in his gut.

Who is willing to force the other party a little bit.

Anyway, those people dare not do anything to them.

No one can threaten them!

"but……"

The hand in the black glove caressed the other person's flat stomach intentionally or unintentionally, "Tell me if there is any situation."

He knew Baitao's temper very well——

This guy will definitely hide it from him!

"Okay, okay, nothing."

I have to say that Baitao's answer made him feel a little regretful.

Mochizuki Baitao's voice was tainted with a hint of laughter, and she struggled, "Don't touch it, itches."

Uchiha Madara sighed in his heart, continued to hold the person still, and did not speak.

Mochizuki Baitao never took his eyes off the report, and only now glanced down.

"..."

For some reason, it seems that this big man has a kind of "the baby is wronged, but the baby doesn't say it" aura.

"Um……"

Mochizuki Baitao continued to read the report, and replied absently: "It's not impossible."

Uchiha Madara's heart skipped a beat.

Before he could speak, Mochizuki Baitao said again: "It depends on my mood."

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Depend on.

so casual!

"Don't talk about it, help me think about how to deal with this contract in the future?"

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Again.

This is always the case.

Although he is also very concerned about work, but the other party is more concerned than him, which is inexplicable.

We're talking about kids right now, kids!

……

Uchiha Madara didn't expect that this person would do something more casual afterwards.

—she lost herself!

On the first day, he wasn't too worried, thinking maybe the Mafia was busy.

On the second day, he was a little restless.

On the third day, when he was preparing to go to the Mafia, the dark little dwarf appeared in Konoha!

With volcanic rage.

"Where did you hide the white peach! You bastard!"

"She hasn't been to the Mafia for three days!"

"What?! You don't know either?!"

Kill a thousand swords!

Not to mention robbing his leader, he even lost him!

Are you fucking sitting in this broken building dealing with village affairs? !

On that day, the villagers of Konoha saw a spectacle once in a thousand years.

A little dwarf in weird clothes chased them and hit half of Konoha!

... It's not considered chasing and hitting, it's just that Master Hokage didn't fight back.

By the way, Hokage-sama, why don't you fight back? !

Hit it!

Although this little dwarf has great physical skills, he is no match for Samsara Eye.

When the opponent's short-sighted attack is about to fall on a building or a villager, Uchiha Madara will use Susano to block it.

The villagers were moved to tears.

Naruto-sama is really good!

Uchiha Madara gritted his teeth, feeling aggrieved like never before——

He was sure that if he really made a move on Zhongyuan Zhong, Baitao could divorce him in no time!

Hokage-sama finally finds out that his status seems to be a bit low...

Uchiha Madara led Nakahara Chuya to the forest outside the village.

Zhong Yuanzhong should have also discovered that this was the other party's deliberate behavior. Although he was furious, he still left the village.

From this point of view, this person is still a little sensible.Uchiha Madara thought.

——shit!

As soon as he arrived in the wild where he could flex his muscles, Nakahara Chuya's anger increased instead of diminishing.He rubbed his fists and gritted his teeth fiercely: "Bai! Bai! Tao! Return! Give! Me!"

It's been three days!

No one has been seen for three days!

He's going to turn Yokohama upside down!

During the words, dark red patterns climbed onto the fair skin.

The strongest form of Zhongya's ability in the Central Plains——

dirty.

At present, once it is activated, it cannot be stopped except Osamu Dazai [Disqualification in the World], and will continue to fight to death.

Outside the village, Uchiha Madara didn't have to bear it any longer, the tall Susano almost rose from the ground, majestic and majestic!

"It's impossible for me to give you the white peach." The man's pupils were cold, and his voice seemed to be mixed with ice balls.

He dared to come to him to vent his anger... He still wants to find someone to vent his anger!

Uchiha Madara has also heard a little about the "dirtyness" of Chuya in the Central Plains.

"If you want Baitao to worry..." he said coldly, "Go ahead."

"..." Zhongyuan Zhong also froze.

Not far away, the Konoha fence is very lively.

In just a few hours, many people who eat melons have gathered.

"Hokage-sama, come on!"

Uchiha Quanna clenched his fist: "Brother, come on!"

The elders said with emotion: "Ah, it's nice to be young..."

I miss their youthful days.

Senjujuma smiled: "It's rare to see Madara look so energetic."

Why didn't he and Mito have such a vigorous relationship back then?

Qianshou's heart was tired: "Calculate the damage of the village, brother."

Hei Jue: "My popcorn and potato chips are half price, how about some?"

……

In the end, the Central Plains still did not open the filth.

Although he is angry, his reason is still there.

No matter how you look at it, it is an unwise move to die together.

With Baitao's ability, there is a high possibility that he will return safely.Another just in case...

The Mafia still needs him.

"I'll give you three days to find him," Nakahara Chuya said.

Uchiha Madara didn't speak.

Zhong Yuan also knew in his heart that if the white peach was lost, this man would be no less anxious than him.

But this kind of anxiety seems to be...

Zhongyuan Zhongye frowned sharply, his ice blue pupils widened slightly, "You don't know?"

Uchiha Madara frowned.

what do you know?

Seeing the man's ignorant expression, Zhong Yuan Zhong also subtly improved his mood, and raised a malicious smile: "There is nothing."

It seems that Baitao didn't tell him, hahaha!

Uchiha Madara was speechless.

Baitao's direct subordinate and friend, in some respects, is just like her.

"You'd better find someone at once."

Zhongyuan Zhongye tossed his black clothes and disappeared into the forest, "Otherwise, just wait and regret."

The daughter-in-law is gone, the baby is gone...

This taste is sour and refreshing just thinking about it!

Uchiha Madara: "..."

***

After arresting the person, Uchiha Madara finally understood what Chuya Nakahara was hesitating to say.

His pupils straightened and he stared straight ahead. He didn't come back to his senses for a long time.

This calm and intelligent man had a rare, rational momentary offline.

Accompanied by the intense ecstasy that made him at a loss what to do, a burst of fear followed one after another——

Omg!

Baby!

That's a baby!

This guy even took his baby to such a dangerous place!

Uchiha Madara is very clear about the past situation-frequent wars and smoldering everywhere!

Should she be glad that she just met her past self?

"I didn't go voluntarily."

Bai Tao pouted.

After she knew what had happened, the old ancestor appointed him to be angry with her.

But she was too lazy to coax.

What are you coaxing, she is the one who needs to be coaxed now, okay?

that's the truth.

After bringing the person back, Uchiha Madara immediately found the best doctor in Konoha, and gave him a comprehensive physical examination without dead ends. When he knew that the person couldn't be better, he reluctantly felt relieved.

After that, Hokage-sama, who was already hardworking, showed superhuman efficiency and went home early almost every day.

"Ah, Madara, today is also very fast."

Uchiha Madara snorted coldly, stood up, and squinted contemptuously at the mountains of documents on the table next to him, and the crying Senju Hashirama behind the documents.

Apart from Baitao, only Senju Hashirama, who works with Madara every day, knows how happy this always reserved man is these days——

Occasionally, when I was working, my expression would be empty for a while, as if I suddenly thought of something, the corners of my eyes and brows became gentle, and the corners of my lips would rise uncontrollably.

Sometimes he noticed the gaze from Qianshou Zhujian, and sometimes he regained his senses and continued to work hard.

He will also ask him in detail how Mito did when he was pregnant.

The last time I saw Madara so happy was when Konoha was just established.

"Congratulations, Madara." Senju Bashima smiled.

Uchiha Madara snorted softly and walked out of Hokage's office.

In addition to Uchiha Madara, the elders were also very excited. In addition to giving supplements every now and then, they also asked their wives, a group of aunts, to pass on the secret skills in turn.

But Baitao hid them all.

But my brother was embarrassed to hide there.

Every time I come back from a mission, Izumi Uchiha will always bring a bunch of baby equipment!

"Sister Baitao, how about the little yellow duck from the land of water?"

"……Good."

"Then I'll buy fifty more!"

"..."

You have bought fifty of them.

"Sister Baitao, what do you think of this crib?"

Before she could speak, Quan Nai shook her head: "No, it's too small, I'll make another one!"

"..."

"Sister Baitao, what do you think of this little skirt? I bought special silk when I was in the country of Waves and asked someone to customize it. It must be very cute for my niece!"

"Sister Baitao, this short sword from the Land of Earth is not bad! When my nephew grows up, let me teach him swordsmanship!"

Mochizuki Baitao: "..."

Heart, heart.

Quanna, I already know your deep love!

No!She should know the whole Uchiha's love!

The whole family is as if they have been beaten with chicken blood!

It's truly a family of love...

Can't be bothered.

At first she tried to stop her: "Quanna, I don't know if this child is a boy or a girl yet."

Unexpectedly, these words had the opposite effect.

Quan Nai: "So you have to buy both boys and girls! Sister Baitao, you reminded me, aren't these things not enough..."

Mochizuki Baitao: "..."

Enough is enough!

So much to spill out of the house!

"It's okay, I'm going to the Land of Thunder to do the mission soon, I'll have a look over there then," Uchiha Izumi said to himself, threw a small cloak from the pile and raised it, " Sister Baitao, this kind of small cloak is a specialty of the Land of Wind, I heard that children there will wear it, and it is very effective in preventing wind!"

"Quanna!" A voice sounded from outside.

"It's finally here!" Quan Nai rushed out excitedly.

"..." Mochizuki Baitao asked, "What is this time?"

"I asked my friend to bring the diapers from the Country of Grass!"

"..."

Mochizuki and white peaches support the forehead.

This day can't go on!

When she returned to the Mafia, she couldn't help feeling that the world was finally quiet.

Before the office chair was warmed up, an emergency call from the Mafia came——

Still the old saying.

"Boss, there are intruders!"

"Chuya!" Mochizuki Baitao suddenly grabbed the cuff of the black suit beside him, "I'm going crazy."

"I see." Zhong Yuanzhong had long been used to Baitao's daily skin, "I'll beat him to death."

His fists were already hungry and thirsty.

Mochizuki Baitao: "No, the child cannot live without a father."

Central Plains also raised an eyebrow.

"So, it's good to be half dead."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

……

Having said that, Baitao's daily life is still very happy.

Maybe the ancestors doted on her very much, so even if they dote on her twice now, there is no big difference.

"mafia……"

As soon as three words appeared, Mochizuki Baitao immediately realized what the other party wanted to say: "I refuse!"

"Can……"

"Don't even think about it! The Mafia is my most important thing."

"but……"

"Don't overestimate your ability, Mr. Madara, you can't handle the affairs of the Mafia."

"I……"

"I'm too lazy to teach you what to learn, isn't Konoha's matter enough for you to deal with?"

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Well, what else could he say.

As soon as Baitao got into trouble, the world quickly returned to peace.

Baitao: Heh.

If the tiger doesn't show off its power, you will treat me as HELLOBABY!

Do you really think I want to listen to you?

Except for those big black Kazilan eyes suppressing emotions and urgency... she had no choice but to ignore them.

I really doubt that these people are staring at each other. Those who have not opened their eyes will open their eyes, and those who have already opened their eyes will become a kaleidoscope.

***

"Hey, is this a newly cultivated fruit from the Land of Water?"

Mochizuki Baitao expressed with her little black heart that she really just saw it in "Konoha Daily" that day, and just said it casually!

Uchiha Madara immediately turned his head: "Hashirama——"

Senshou Bashirama immediately turned his head: "Tima——"

Thousand Hands: "...you guys!"

Uchiha Izumi: "Hurry up!"

Between the thousand hands: "Heh, heh heh..."

Hei Jue: "Son, can the newspaper know about it?"

Thousand Hands: "I don't understand, get lost!"

Time just flowed away in such a day-to-day life.

Finally ushered in the last day.

The birthplace of the child is chosen in the modern world with more advanced medical technology.

Perhaps only the accompanying Senju Hashirama knew that outside the ward, Madara kept standing there for nearly ten hours without moving...

A pair of sharing sharing eyes almost stared at him.

Perhaps only that child knows, when his family's powerful arms hugged him, the imperceptible trembling, and the flashing tears...

Gently drip on tender skin.

……