[Comprehensive] What should I do if Mr. Ban sees me? !

There is still one second before Uchiha Madara blows his hair.

There is still one second before the world is destroyed.

……

This guy is definitely not him!

Mochizuki Baitao, are you messing with me? !

Uchiha Madara's face darkened unprecedentedly: "Delete!"

There is also a hint of anger that seems to be nothing.

Baitao obediently deleted it.

"The backup is also deleted!"

Baitao had an expression of "Damn it, how do you know I have a backup".

Uchiha Madara sat on the sofa, propped his forehead with one hand, and couldn't believe that he did such a thing after being drunk.

This violated the taboo of ninjas!

Never touch the wine of this world again.

"It's okay, don't worry about it."

Mochizuki Baitao squatted in front of him, cupped her face, looked at him from bottom to top, smiling like a sunflower.

I really don't care.

Ancestor, you have a lot of dark history.

For example, the secret technique performed by Minami Hechuan, stop urinating.

Looking at her smiling face, Uchiha Madara couldn't express his sulking for some reason, and sighed: "Delete it for me, do you hear me?"

Mochizuki Baitao smiled without saying a word, and asked instead: "What about this dog?"

Among so many dogs, you are the only one who was favored by the ancestors, and I don't know whether it is luck or misfortune.

Uchiha Madara said coldly: "Throw it out."

"It's a bit pitiful. After all, it's the dog you carried all the way, Mr. Ban."

"...Don't mention this again!"

"I'll ask Dun Jun if he wants to raise it." Baitao clicked on the phone.

Atsushi Nakajima lives in the collective dormitory of the detective agency. There is a small yard downstairs, which is more suitable for raising dogs. Atsushi must also have a love for raising small animals.She just remits some child support regularly.

While editing the text message, Baitao said, "Master Ban, please give it a name."

Why are you naming your dog?

Uchiha Madara thought about it for a second, swallowed the words, gave the dog an angry look, and sneered: "The door."

The dog tilted his head:? ? ?

When he was on your body last night, you called him Hashirama.

Baitao has a righteous face: "Master Ban, you are called public revenge."

Uchiha Madara leaned back on the sofa, snorting coldly.

I really can't see that this man still has such a childish side.

Two minutes later, Atsushi Nakajima's reply came——

[Leave the door to me with confidence, Sister Baitao! 】

Hmm... What's the matter with this feeling of sending a baby?

The gift was still "Thousand Hands".

Madara Uchiha leaned his head back on the back of the sofa, frowned, raised his hand from time to time, and pressed his temple.

Hangovers are not very pleasant.

Besides, it was the first time he was so drunk.

Seeing this, Baitao went to the kitchen and opened a white plastic bag. Inside was the hangover medicine bought last night. After boiling it with hot water, she put it in front of Uchiha Madara, "Drink the hangover medicine."

The ancestor was silent for a moment, and raised the cup in a seldom obedient manner.

Baitao glanced at it, and it was still early before work time, so she asked, "Shall I press for you?"

The forehead is the fatal spot, she dare not directly attack the other party regardless of his wishes, if the old ancestor is not willing, she is too lazy to do it.

Look at what this drunk did.

Should she be glad Madara is not an FFF group, and didn't drive Susan to blow up the Ferris wheel?

But in fact, she was not as angry about this matter as she seemed, on the contrary, she was a little fortunate.

After all, people have emotions that need to be vented appropriately.

Not to mention the introverted and sensitive Uchiha.

Uchiha Madara raised his eyelids and glanced at her.

The little girl's tone was really not good.

But the concern is real. The warmth of the cup in his palm is transmitted continuously through the black gloves.

Madara Uchiha nodded slightly.

Mochizuki Baitao walked around to the back of the sofa, and touched his forehead with her fingertips, feeling cool to the touch, and kneaded skillfully.

Comfortable.

There was someone standing behind, Uchiha Madara's body was still a little tense, but he narrowed his eyes comfortably, and asked casually, "Have you learned?"

"Before joining the detective agency, I practiced in a hospital."

"Medical ninja?"

"Well, not all of them." Baitao said casually.

To be honest, it can only be said that the people in this world are like this.

Uchiha Madara heard a little mystery.But the world was different from what he knew, so he didn't pay much attention to it. He kept his posture and prepared to drink sober medicine.

"Master Madara," Baitao's voice came from behind, "Do you like Senju Bashirama?"

"!!!"

Uchiha Madara almost sprayed medicine.

I like you big head ghost!

Where did you come to this damn conclusion? !

If he likes anyone, he won't like Senshou Bashirama, okay!

Although Uchiha Madara has never put his mind on love, he also understands his sexual orientation anyway. He only likes girls, not men!

"Stop staring at me like that."

It's because your behavior is too easy to cause misunderstanding, okay?

When we talked about this topic, Mochizuki Baitao followed suit and asked, "Then do you have someone you like?"

"..." Uchiha Madara asked inexplicably, "You care about this?"

not at all.

"It's okay to gossip once in a while."

This is first-hand information. It was never mentioned in the original Hokage. How many fans still suspect that Uchiha Madara is a thousand-year-old virgin, coughing...

After all, after three sentences when he was drunk, he never left Hashirama.

——Everyone has a wife and you are still single.

——Everyone has a son and you are still single.

——Everyone has a granddaughter and you are still single.

——The granddaughter of the family can beat you in the Fourth World War, but you are still single...

Spot wax.

Uchiha Madara closed his eyes and thought for a while, and said slowly: "In the past, there was a girl living next door in the clan land, and we grew up together."

"..."

green!plum!bamboo!horse!

Uchiha Madara opened his eyes, turned his head, and stared at her without saying a word.

——What the hell are you doing all of a sudden?

"I accidentally used too much force. I'm sorry." Baitao spread out her five fingers, waved them, and coaxed, "Lie back, I'll press you down again, I have to go to work later."

Uchiha Madara lay back, and after a while, he said abruptly: "I don't like it."

Uchiha Madara still doesn't quite understand the emotion of "like".

Is it like the feeling after he got a supernatural power——

There will be nameless anger rising in my heart, and I just want to grab Bashirama out and fight.

Especially when she saw Baitao with other men.

Although he doesn't like that girl, and the cruel reality doesn't allow him to remember her, Madara Uchiha values ​​affection after all, and his childhood friendship made him always remember this person.

Uchiha Madara continued: "She is quite weak."

It is the type that needs his protection.

"And then she died."

Mochizuki Baitao: "..."

In the Warring States period, this kind of thing is too common.

Lovers separated by yin and yang, family wives separated, and him and Zhu Jian's younger brother...

There is no time to be sad.

"I believe that Master Ban will be able to change this situation after he returns." Baitao leaned forward, tilted her head and smiled, "Right Master Ban?"

There was unabashed confidence in him in his tone.

Uchiha Madara hummed: "Of course."

Mochizuki Baitao checked the time, it was almost time to go out.

At this time, Uchiha Madara's voice came.

"What about you?"

It took Baitao half a second to react, this "what about you" refers to——

Do you have someone you like?

She laughed out loud, imitating Uchiha Madara's tone, and asked, "You care about this?"

Uchiha Madara pursed his thin lips tightly and did not speak.

"you guess?"

Baitao raised her feet and threw herself to the sofa to look at him.

Uchiha Madara's eyes darkened a bit.

This smile reminded him of Osamu Dazai again.

Could it be... the person Baitao likes is Osamu Dazai, right? !

Uchiha Madara is also very clear about his position, he is just a passerby, and there are still things waiting for him to solve in the ninja world.

As for those uncontrolled emotions...

Well, it's all the fault of supernatural powers.

You can't tease me any more, and if you tease my ancestors again, he will blow his hair.

"I'm going out." Mochizuki Baitao straightened up, and took advantage of the opportunity to pat the fried hair.

It feels really good.

"There is porridge in the refrigerator, you can solve it yourself."

"..."

Uchiha Madara watched silently as the little white hand who touched his hair grasped the doorknob and gradually disappeared until the door was completely closed.

This guy... is getting more and more courageous.

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★Thanks to "Xia Ying" baby mine.