[Comprehensive] What should I do if Mr. Ban sees me? !

At that moment, the voices of the people strangely overlapped——

Has the world where Uchiha Madara lives has been distorted to this extent? !

Kunikida Doppo held the "Ideal" notebook completely upside down, trying to pretend to read it calmly.

Is it too late before the age of 20... Should I write this down in a notebook...

No!This is not right at all!

Kunikida Doppo was defeated in the end, looked at the calm Edogawa Ranpo: "Mr. Ranpo, can you please reason, what is the situation now?"

This situation also requires hyper-reasoning?

Apart from Mochizuki Baimo and Dazai Osamu, Edogawa Ranpo, the only one who guessed the truth, had an expression of "you are all mentally retarded": "We chatted across frequency."

He asked Uchiha Madara: "In your eyes, what is 'becoming a real man'?"

Do you still need to ask this kind of question?

"On the battlefield," Uchiha Madara said proudly, "Uchiha's people, the moment they step on the battlefield, they have become real men!"

Quan Nai suffered a lot of injuries on the battlefield for the first time, but she also defeated several enemies beautifully.

Everyone: "..."

……

……

……

Oh.

The heart that was frightened and congealed, finally, began to continue beating slowly...

Dazai Osamu, who was inexplicably hacked for "not lasting", had a dark look on his face, with a half-smile: "Mr. Madara, do you want to know what is meant by 'becoming a real man' in this world?"

Mochizuki Baitao quickly stopped: "Mr. Dazai, you are not a grudge, are you?"

"Wrong, little Taozi," said Osamu Dazai, "I hold a grudge~"

Baitao didn't bother to talk to him: "It's up to you."

After knowing the "truth", Uchiha Madara did not respond.

This kind of thing is not uncommon in the ninja world.Flower Street and Willow Alley are mixed with fish and dragons, and it is an important information distribution center. Sometimes ninjas will go there for information.

Hmph, isn't that the kind of thing, he—

Just didn't do it.

"Then..." Dazai Osamu looked intently between Uchiha Madara and Mochizuki Baimo, "Mr. Madara, can you tell us now, according to this standard, have you become a real man?"

The detective agency was ridiculed by this group of men just now.

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Mochizuki Baitao continued to look at the scenery outside the window.

I don't really want to take care of your men's business.

Can't help.

……

After turning the page, the detective agency chatted about other things.

There was still some wine left in the glass, and Uchiha Madara was about to drink it, when a few fingers suddenly stretched out and moved his wine cup away: "Master Madara, you are already drunk, so don't drink it."

Don't make it difficult for her, a small person, to drag a drunk who is close to 1.8 meters and weighs more than 100 kilograms home...

Uchiha Madara's face darkened slightly.

The last thing a drunk person wants to hear is—"Are you drunk"? !

Help me up, I can still drink, I'm never fucking drunk!

Baitao: If you don’t drink, you won’t be drunk.

Before Uchiha Madara could say anything, the girl took out two cans, one red and one blue, from somewhere, "Have some drinks," she said, "It's time to test your relationship, is Pepsi still delicious?"

Uchiha Madara: What the hell is this.

Mochizuki Baitao's move successfully attracted everyone's attention, and the troubles and hangers stopped.

They had seen some clues before: such a cold man even made a special trip to send documents to Xiao Taozi, and the way he looked at Xiao Taozi was obviously different from how he looked at other people.

Yoshino Akiko, who was sitting across from her, smiled and said, "Baitao, I can't tell, is it quite strict?"

Baitao could tell that this group of people obviously drank too much and started gossiping.

She leaned back in the chair, crossed her arms with both hands, raised her chin, and looked down at all beings, with the same expression as Madara Uchiha.

When everyone in the detective agency saw her like this, they thought they were going to talk about some serious matter.

Unexpectedly, the chilly words followed: "You don't know his weight."

Dressed to be thin, undressed with meat.

And they are all real muscles!

How can she bring people back after drinking.

Do you need to drag it? ? ?

The old ancestor will go crazy after waking up.

He is an exquisite Uchiha.

With Yosano Akiko: "I have experience with 'body', Baitao."

Mochizuki Baitao didn't think about it: "That's not true."

She saw it all on the big screen, and she hit a hole every time.

Turning his eyes again, the drunk ancestor frowned, still thinking about drinking Pepsi, his eyes almost stared a hole out of the can.

In order to stop the ancestor from being entangled, Baitao said: "Let me tell you the answer, children make choices."

"My lord's words..."

Baitao smiled and pushed the two cans over, "Of course I'll give you both~"

Uchiha Madara raised an eyebrow.

A hand wearing a black glove picked up one of the cans, hooked his knuckles, and with a soft sound, the tab was pulled open.

Every small movement is very elegant.

He was not in a hurry to drink, but picked up another can, opened it, and put it in front of Baitao without saying a word.

Eh, she doesn't drink...

Mochizuki Baimo turned her head in confusion, Uchiha Madara picked up the Coke and drank it on his own, without looking at her.

……

It's getting late after drinking and eating.

Almost left.

Madara Uchiha was a little dizzy, and his vision was blurred.

This feeling is like the state when he and Zhuma have been fighting continuously and are exhausted.

He rested his hands on the table, propped his forehead, his head was slightly lowered, and his sideburns and bangs blocked his face.

Mochizuki Baitao saw it, the ancestor's proud self-esteem did not allow to question "Are you drunk", so he changed the phrase: "Are you okay?"

"..."

"I'll buy you some hangover medicine later on the way, don't drink so much next time."

"..."

"Please move your hips, I'm leaving." Baitao sighed.

The ancestor still didn't respond.

On the spur of the moment, Baitao breathed into her ears covered by fried hair, and her tone was seductive: "Master, give me a laugh?"

Make a move!

Baitao: Why did you ignore me when I told you just now.

Uchiha Madara straightened up, turned his head, and glanced at her, the corners of his eyes were slightly red.

Then, he stood up and walked out.

Don't say it, it's pretty stable.

Baitao gave up the idea of ​​helping others.

After saying goodbye to everyone in the detective agency, Mochizuki Baimo and Uchiha Madara walked towards home.

The place to eat should be closer to home, because Baitao knew the virtue of having dinner at the detective agency, Baitao had parked the car at the detective agency before, and did not drive over.

The night is cold as water.

Bai Tao glanced at the figure walking in front, then looked down at the phone.

#老先冲醒What should I do, urgent, online, etc.#

After a rough search, I couldn't find it.

In the original anime, there is no mention of Uchiha Madara being drunk at all, and there is not even a related topic.

Fortunately, the calm demeanor of the old ancestor was engraved in his bones. Even when he was drunk, he didn't go crazy. Except for being more silent, he was no different from usual.

Is her worry unnecessary?

Is there nothing wrong with this?

Soon, Mochizuki Baitao was slapped in the face by reality.

Yokohama has been in a state of chaos recently due to the chaos of the world line. In the middle of the night, there are no pedestrians on the streets, only a few stray dogs, wandering aimlessly, looking for food by the trash can.

The ancestor, who had been walking steadily, suddenly squatted down in front of a wild dog, narrowed his eyes, and stared at it steadily.

The wild dog lying on the ground, sticking out its tongue and exhaling:? ? ?

Different from other wild dogs, this dog has two long hairs above the eyes, which are so long that they hang down.

Uchiha Madara suddenly murmured: "Hashirama..."

Baitao: "..."

Fuck old ancestor, don't name people indiscriminately, okay? !It's not that those with two extra whiskers on their foreheads are Senjujuma, your friends will cry when they find out!

Then, the ancestor Uchiha, in the middle of the night, had an affectionate exchange with a wild dog on the issue of war and peace for half an hour on the side of the street...

Baitao couldn't complain anymore.

She has been watching for half an hour...

I can't even persuade you!

Ancestor, when did you light up the tenth-level dog language skill?

This shouldn't be a night of communication, right?

Uchiha Madara's expression suddenly changed: "I really can't get along with you, Hashirama! Let's have a fight!"

Baitao:! ! !

#Shock!The Uchiha ancestor talked with the wild dogs on the street for half an hour, and finally made a move! #

#Is this a distortion of human nature, or a loss of morality? #

Comrade Wild Dog, just ask if you are moved? !

The dog lying on the ground: I really want to run, but this man is so fierce that he dare not move...

"Let's go, Hashirama!"

Uchiha Madara picked up the wild dog, resisted it on his shoulder, and strode forward.

"..."

Mochizuki Baitao still kept Erkang's hand.

She slowly put down her hand, and at the same time, a malicious smile erupted.

He took out his mobile phone, pressed the recording interface, and followed his ancestor all the way, calmly.

Fortunately, Master Madara was drunk, and he still remembered the way home.

Maybe this is also the instinct of wild dogs, oh no, ninjas?

...that is, the fucking dog was brought back!

First the eagle and then the dog. Is this going to open a zoo at her house?

Madara Uchiha still remembered to take off his shoes when entering the door, and the black leather boots fell on the left and right in the entrance, without his usual meticulous look.

Mochizuki Baitao walked into the living room, he had already fallen asleep on the sofa.The wild dog was lying on the floor pitifully.

Obviously, stupid already.

Mochizuki Baitao watched this scene with her hands on her hips, helpless and funny.

She walked over resignedly, and lifted the old ancestor's long legs to the sofa so that the other person could sleep more comfortably, then went to get a blanket and covered him.

I don't know if it was because she was drunk, or she let her guard down. In short, this time, Uchiha Madara didn't immediately wake up and hit someone like when they first met.

The man slept deeply, his face was pale, his black hair was scattered on the pillow, and the smell of alcohol on his body was lightened and cooled by the night wind.

Even when he was sleeping, the man's expression was not soft, like a ferocious beast was dormant.

His brows were still furrowed.

Mochizuki Baimo recalled what Uchiha Madara had revealed just now.

Can't you relax even when you're sleeping...

She took a last look at the man and the dog, and made sure that they were sleeping and foolish, and they would not make any more tricks, so she went back to her room.

Ha ha.

Not urgent.

She still has the dark history of her ancestors in her phone.

Wait until Uchiha Madara wakes up tomorrow, slow down ~ slow down ~ count ~ account ~ let's go~

……

The next day.

In the morning, the sun shines into the living room.

Uchiha Madara opened his eyes.

In the blank mind, intermittent fragments emerged...

His face became more and more gloomy.

As if to tell him that all this was not a dream, he found a dirty wild dog lying at his feet.

The door of the room opened, and Baitao came out, "Ah, are you awake?"

She thought the other party would sleep for a while.

"Breakfast is in the refrigerator, you can eat it after you clean it up."

She deliberately didn't mention it.

"What's going on?" Uchiha Madara pointed at the wild dog and asked a little disgusted.

Mochizuki Baitao smiled slightly, turned on the phone, and presented it to her.

Hidden strength and name.

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★For those who like to laugh and complain, you can read the author's other finished article "[Comprehensive] What should I do if I dress in black?" ! ", you can see it by clicking the column~

The main character is also Madara, but he is danmei, if you don’t like danmei, please ignore me =v=~

★Thanks to "Xia Ying", "Abandoning the pit is so annoying!!" The mines of the two treasures.