The world's first playboy

A few days later, Cui Jin, who had been paralyzed at home for a few days before sleeping comfortably, finally went out after a long (not) long absence.

As soon as he left the house, he went to the tavern. Hearing that there was a new batch of aged daughter red here, he was already hungry, but he couldn't drink it at home.

"Xiao Er, come to Ertan Daughter Hong." Cui Jin went in and said.

"Ouch! Guest officer, please! I'm going to serve you wine now!" Xiao Er greeted her with a happy smile. The appearance of her flattering smile was exactly the same as that of a brothel old bustard, even her lines were similar.

Cui Jin was so frightened that she took a step back subconsciously, "You guys have...improved your service attitude?"

Xiaoer wanted to cry but had no tears, "Grandpa, look at what our place is like. Can you not be happy when you see someone coming!"

Only then did Cui Jin take a closer look, and found that the tavern where the usual customers came was deserted, many waiters started beating mosquitoes out of boredom, and the shopkeeper was still sleeping at the counter.

He asked in surprise: "What's wrong with you here? It's not like you were caught selling fake wine, right?" He took another step back as he spoke, feeling sorry for the fact that he was about to drink fake wine.

Seeing that the guests who had finally arrived were about to leave again, Xiaoer hurriedly said: "No! We don't sell fake wine here! At most, it's just a little water mixed with the wine, but it's also cheap!"

After finishing speaking, he suddenly realized what he said in a hurry, and hurriedly covered his mouth, but Cui Jin still heard clearly.

He stared wide-eyed and condemned: "You actually mixed water?!"

Xiaoer hurriedly whispered: "Guest officer, keep your voice down! It's gone, it's all in the past, and now this business, who would dare to add water... I promise you, your wine must be pure! You can smell it down two streets."

Cui Jin walked in suspiciously, "Then do I have a discount?"

Xiao Er: "..."

"Yes, there are, and the small ones must be given a discount by the shopkeeper."

No matter what, first deceive people... Please come in and talk, after all, there are guests, and the shopkeeper will agree.

Cui Jin leisurely sat on the best seat upstairs, enjoying the feeling that this is not a private room but better than a private room, and sincerely sighed, why is this place so deserted?

He decided to check the goods carefully later.

So, when Xiaoer came up with two jars of wine, he opened the seal and smelled it on the spot. Although the smell was not as exaggerated as it could be smelled two streets away, it was indeed very fragrant. Watered.

But he was even more puzzled, "So why is your business here so deserted?"

Speaking of this, everyone in the restaurant felt like crying without tears and suffering beyond words, Xiaoer still gritted his teeth and said, "Isn't it because of a man named Shen Zhou!"

Cui Jin: "..."

He tremblingly stopped pouring wine, and was suddenly called Vest No. [-]. For a moment, he panicked, and a bad premonition arose in his heart.

"What... what does this have to do with him?"

His apprehension is really apprehensive, and his doubts are also real doubts.

Isn't that just writing a novel?And it's not finished yet!

"It is said that that hateful man wrote a book, and what is even more frightening is that he actually impregnated the man in it! It has changed the countenance of countless men in Chang'an, and now they dare not go out casually outside!" Xiao Er said with a bitter face. road.

Cui Jin looked at the fear in his eyes, and immediately understood that this is also a man who is afraid of "sinking the boat".

"So your business is in trouble? It can't be so bad, right?" Is his book really that powerful?Make all the men in Chang'an not go out?impossible!

However, he thought of the current Holy Majesty who was hooked by that thing...

Hmm... Suddenly, it seems that it is not so impossible...

It seemed that he would not be surprised by what the book turned out to be.

Xiao Er continued to condemn: "It's really not, other places are not, but we are a tavern!"

"What happened to the tavern?" Cui Jin resisted the urge to roll her eyes, "Isn't it just a drinking place..."

amount……

and many more……

Wouldn't it be what he thought?

Cui Jin was a little skeptical about life.

Xiao Er gave him an affirmative look, "That's right, everyone said that the bars mentioned in the book are our pubs, so those people dare not come to drink, for fear of getting drunk and having sex with someone, and then And what..."

It's really a bitter tear to say, what did their tavern do wrong!

Cui Jin wiped her face, not really wanting to know what these two "that what" are...

"The author who kills a thousand swords!" Xiao Er said fiercely, he suddenly came to his senses, this master didn't seem to ask who this Shen Zhou was, did he also read that book?

"Does the guest officer know about Shen Zhou?"

Cui Jin: "..."

He immediately waved his hand and said, "No, no, how could I know him!"

Xiao Er was surprised, he didn't even say he knew each other.

Cui Jin coughed twice guiltily, thinking that he was the one who caused these people's income to drop sharply, so he awakened his conscience and decided to help as much as possible.

He decided to increase the original two jars of wine... to four jars!

Even so, Xiao Er was very grateful to him, and the shopkeeper even gave him a discount, which was equivalent to giving him half a jar for nothing.

Cui Jin, who left with the wine, looked back at the tavern with emotion, and then at the wine in his hand.

What a crime...

He made up his mind that he would not come to the tavern until the gust of wind passed.

Conscience is still functioning today.

Cui Jin bought four jars of wine impulsively, but he didn't have a carriage and took no one with him when he went out, and he was too tired to carry the wine alone, so he planned to take these things to give away.

Who should I send it to?

Before he knew it, he was on the way to Fengyage, and on the way, he really found that the street was particularly deserted, and there were more women than men.

Cui Jin's face was stern, it was definitely not his fault, yes, it was none of his business.

However, before he reached his destination, he heard a noise ahead.

Curiosity drove him forward, and he saw several people in colorful clothes being pushed out from the building, some of them were crying, some were cursing.

Among them was an exceptionally tall person who was completely different from the other people's elegant figure or weak willow Fufeng painting style. He was looking up at the building with his hips on his hips and yelling at the building: "I have said it many times, I didn't sleep the man!" The function of pregnancy, are you all deaf? If I have the ability, I will have both children and grandchildren soon? Without us, you still want to have so many guests? Stop dreaming!"

Cui Jin, who was far away but still heard the voice clearly: "..."

He hugged the wine jar silently and helplessly... This world is really terrible.