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"Help me—!"

"Help me—!"

Cui Jin looked at the swaying tree below in fear, he could feel the strength getting stronger and stronger, no matter how hard he hugged it, it was impossible to be as stable as growing on the tree, and his strength was not as strong as Those people below are almost unable to hold on!

Does he really want to be a flying man?

The kind that can't get up after flying?

A stream of cold sweat flowed down Cui Jin's forehead, looking at the old Cui Ge, who was just at leisure, as if he was looking at some big devil.

Cui Xie was aroused by Cui Ge's words to arouse the fear of reading the book "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me", and he didn't want to rescue Cui Jin at the moment.

Maybe this kid just has to learn a lesson before he restrains himself.

"Father, you are really so cruel!" Cui Jin accused with tears.

Cui Ge looked at him lovingly, "Silly boy, I'm helping you."

Cui Jin firmly refused to believe it, it was definitely the old man who deliberately tormented him because he was unhappy.

Elder Cui Ge had his own reasons, "Look, people have found you for getting pregnant. If you say something is just a nonsense, they will hate you? They want to trouble you? But if you get hurt first , maybe they don't pursue it just because they see you as too pitiful."

Cui Jin: "..."

When he is a fool?

This must be incidental, the main purpose is to clean him up.

He, why is he so miserable!

Parents, come and save your dear son!

The bottom was shaking more and more hard, Cui Jin subconsciously raised his hand to wipe his sweat and tears, but he missed it all at once, and the other hand was forced to let go——

"what--!"

Just when everyone thought he was about to fall, they took a closer look and saw Cui Jin hanging on the tree.

Yes, hang up.

Cui Jin's belt connected him to the tree trunk, making him hang in the air, unable to get up or down.

Cui Jin was overjoyed. It seemed that his insurance preparation was quite useful. Before that, he was afraid that he would accidentally fall, so he used a belt to connect himself to the tree at the same time.

What a clever little ghost I am!

Then he used his hands and feet, trying to grab the branch again, grab, grab...

Ok?

Why can't I catch it?

When he saw Cui Xie who was walking below him, he immediately laughed and said, "Brother, help me quickly, I can't catch the tree."

Cui Xie looked at the tree without a word, and then at him, "Xiao Qi, you really... opened my eyes!"

Cui Jin's smile was stiff, and a bad premonition suddenly appeared in his heart.

Elder Cui Ge also came over, "I thought a fall would be a good thing, but I didn't expect you to find a better home for yourself."

Cui Jin said weakly: "Then what...Father, I was wrong, get someone to put me down, I'll go to the bookstore and ask them not to publish that book..."

He suddenly sensed what this person wanted to do, and he didn't dare to play tricks anymore.

Elder Cui Ge shook his head, "Wouldn't it be a pity if you didn't write out such a wonderful idea for others to see? Write it down, at worst, it's all fake if you explain it to me. It’s a good day for leisure and ideation, so you can come up with your script here.”

"Come on, watch Qilang for me, don't allow anyone to let him down!"

Several servants said one after another: "Yes!"

Cui Xie also cast a sympathetic look at Cui Jin, so please yourself.

Cui Jin: "..."

He bared his teeth and danced his claws, like a tortoise that couldn't turn over.

"Father! Brother! I was wrong! I was really wrong! Please let me go!"

He really wanted to cry this time.

He even turned his hands behind his back to try to untie the knot, but because he was hung up, the knot that was originally a dead knot was tightened, and he couldn't use his hands to untie it at all.

"Brothers, it was my fault that I offended you a lot earlier. Now that we meet, we are destined. Let me go. Let's go to a restaurant outside. How about making friends?" Cui Jin smiled at the people below.

"Small people, how can you make friends with Qilang-jun, Qilang-jun, don't want to break the villain."

Cui Jin wants to cry even more, I really want to make friends with you!

He looked up, and the next moment, his eyes burst into brilliant light, and he shouted: "Xiao Ling! Daddy's good son, are you here to save Daddy? Hurry up, find someone to pull these guys away and let me down !"

Several guys: "..."

It really is not a reliable job to be friends with the host family.

Cui Ling stepped forward, stood under Cui Jin, stretched out her hand and raised it, but found that the three heads of her body could not touch each other at all.

So he turned his head and said to the guards: "Uncle, can you pass this to my father for me?"

The servant hesitated.

Cui Ling said again: "Grandfather just said he couldn't let my dad down, he didn't say he couldn't eat."

"Okay." The servant took a paper bag from his little hand, climbed up the tree and handed it to Cui Jin.

Cui Jin took it with difficulty, still muttering, "Why did you bring food when I told you to let me go!"

Cui Ling said quietly: "Of course it's because... Uncle said that Dad, you're going to hang yourself here all night."

That's why he brought food.

Cui Jin: "..."

"No way... this is too cruel!"

He was hanged so badly that he could hardly hold the things in his hands. Cui Ling kindly reminded him, "Father, uncle only asked me to give it away once."

The implication is that if you lose it, you don't want to eat it.

Cui Jin: "You...you are working together!"

Cui Ling didn't know what it meant to act in collusion, so he pretended that he hadn't heard anything, hmph, he was not ignorant, he was a smart guy that even his master praised.

"I'm going back to do my homework, goodbye, father."

"Hey! Come back!" Cui Jin couldn't stop shouting at him, and said angrily, "I'm not filial!"

While eating the chicken drumsticks with tears in his eyes, he sang indistinctly: "Little cabbage, yellow ground..."

He Cui Jin is really miserable!

The world has malice against him!

Elder Cui Ge felt that he was really miserable. He had been tricked by his son, and he had to go to the emperor to plead guilty.

"You said, these are all fake?" The emperor seemed to be casual, but he was also relieved. After all, he really couldn't imagine what it would be like for a man to be pregnant.

"It's because of the old minister's unfilial son... due to interest, I hope His Majesty will forgive you."

The emperor smiled and waved his hands, "Forget it, I was also confused, how can I blame Aiqing."

Elder Cui Ge stepped back in peace of mind, but the emperor rubbed his brows, and had no choice but to tell his nephew Jiang Yan who was eagerly waiting for news.

Jiang Yan was still disappointed after hearing this, but the little lover in his arms burst into tears immediately, "My son... I can't give birth to you anymore!"

Jiang Yan hugged him distressedly, "It's okay, don't cry, you can't give birth, and neither can others."

The little lover thought so too.

"But I'm still very sad, why can't men have children, sad..."

"If I have the chance, I must meet the author. He must be a fellow."