What a cheating husband

After returning home, Luo Yu thought about it all night, and blocked Liang Zijun's house early the next day, wanting to meet his wife for a while.

As the saying goes, knowing yourself and the enemy is the only way to win every battle. In order to be on the safe side, you should first see what the so-called ghosts and snakes look like.

When he really saw Chen Qing, Luo Yu couldn't help opening his mouth? "Are you sure he is Chen Qing?"

Xiao Nu nodded her head, what kind of brother is this?He is obviously an overly handsome man, okay?

When she saw him for the first time, even she couldn't help but feel a frenzy in her heart. If Xiaosi hadn't insisted that this person was Chen Qing, she would have wondered if there was something wrong with her eyes.

"Don't wear a streamer, do you really think you are a master?" Luo Yu snorted softly, walked out of the street corner and pretended to fall, deliberately grabbed Chen Qing's hem and exclaimed "Oh~"

Chen Qing took a step back to avoid suspicion, seeing that the little maid hadn't arrived yet, she helped her up and asked, "Miss, are you alright?"

Luo Yu frowned lightly, and thanked in a sad low voice, "Thank you, my husband"

Chen Qing was very surprised, "How do you know that I am..."

If he hadn't been deliberately reminded, no one would have seen through his disguise, and very few people would have been able to tell the truth that he was Fu Lang.

Seeing that he was suspicious, Luo Yu hurriedly scolded with a resentful smile, "Oh~ what I said, even if you dress up as a man, you can never escape our eyes..."

Chen Qing took a closer look, and then realized that "she" is actually a little brother.

I'm dizzy~ Why do you have to be a man disguised as a woman?

Chen Qing slandered inwardly, she would never see her younger brother wearing a skirt to show off in the market, although there are many men in Beijing who dress up as women, but most of the hair buns are still distinguished from women.

But... this guy completely regards himself as a woman, no matter whether he swears or dresses like a woman, he is simply a man disguised as a woman—a shemale!

Chen Qing felt guilty, he didn't hate the younger brother, but he really hated how the younger brother dressed up as a man or a woman, besides, this person is the most phony woman who is the most avoided, the more she sees him making orchid fingers and smiling coquettishly, the more irritated she feels tight.

In the end, Chen Qing is still a straight man in his heart, even if he fell in love with Liang Zijun, he never compared himself to a woman, and this kind of person who has turned into a woman from physical to psychological, But he is grateful for the existence of insensitivity.

Seeing him frowning, Luo Yu hurriedly explained a few words, and seeing that he didn't care, he tried his best to invite him, "How about I invite you to drink tea as an apology?"

I thought that Chen Qing would accept it readily, but who would have thought that he refused directly without thinking, "Sorry, I still have important things to do."

"How about another day?" Luo Yu tried his best to maintain a smile.

"It's not convenient." Chen Qing didn't even need to be tactful, and directly declined the invitation in the most straightforward way.

"Uh..." Before Luo Yu could think of a word, Chen Qing turned around and strode away.

Seeing this, Xiao Nu asked tremblingly, "Madam...how about we come back another day?"

"No need!" Luo Yu was so angry that his fingers trembled slightly, he held down his trembling little finger, and cursed angrily, "Don't blame me for killing all of you in the future!"

Xiao Nu trembled all over, lowered his head to wipe away the cold sweat.

If it hadn't been for poisoning the master's favorite concubine twice in a row, it wouldn't have made that worthless wretch furious and dared to divorce him back to his mother's house...

Luo Yu turned his head and sneered, "If you don't leave, why don't you wait for me to invite you?"

"Yes, I know I was wrong." Xiao Nu bent down and held up his arms, bowing to the side to lead the way.No one dared to guess what Madam was thinking, if she didn't want to die suddenly, it was better to admit her mistake quickly.

Chen Qing didn't deliberately refuse, he did have something to rush out of the house.

Today was the day of the private appointment, once Liang Zijun went out, he packed up and made an excuse to go out.

The servants in the family didn't dare to ask the whereabouts of the master's family, so they had to keep it in their hearts, and when the master came back from the Yamen, he asked about it, so that he could report something.

When they met Shen Shuyan, the two of them started laughing, and sighed that such sneakiness is not like a gentleman's behavior.

Chen Qing explained with a little embarrassment, "Who made him jealous..."

"Oh? Such jealousy is not the work of a virtuous wife. My virtuous brother should persuade me a little, so as not to be ridiculed in the future." Shen Shuzhen hesitated for a while, but still persuaded with good intentions.

"Uh... don't mention him, I wonder if my nephew ever went to school? I brought him a few fine pens, which is convenient for children to learn to write." Chen Qing handed the brush in his sleeve to Shen Shuyan.

"Thank you! Brother Yu is still careful." Shen Shuyan opened the juan handkerchief, picked up three fine brushes and looked at it with a smile, "I didn't expect my brother to still be in this writing brush business. I wonder if I can sharpen a few more brushes for Brother Yu in the future?"

Thinking of the past, Chen Qing smiled and replied, "If you don't give up, Brother Shen just speak up."

The two chatted over tea first, and then went fishing in the lake outside the city. It was rare for Chen Qing to relax, leaning against the side of the boat and falling asleep.

Seeing him like this, Shen Shuquan couldn't help but chuckled, "Tired?"

Chen Qing hummed lightly, and said lazily, "I'm not tired, it's just that I rarely come out to play. It's too comfortable for a while, and it's inevitable that I will relax..."

Hearing the thick nasal voice, Shen Shuyan's heart tightened, he blamed himself for being too sensitive, turned his head to look at the lake and said, "Then squint for a while, wait for the fish to get the bait, and then call you to get up and drink the soup."

Chen Qing promised, she really turned over and fell asleep, with the river wind blowing, she didn't feel the summer heat.

The practice of fishing is meditation. Shen Shuyan stared at his sleeping face, his thoughts raced for a while, thinking of the person he met at the Lantern Festival... I wondered if there are really two people who are so similar in the world?

I still remember that when I saw him for the first time, I mistook him for the beautiful woman who flashed past with a streamer on her head.

Shen Shuquan secretly spurned him, he was really ungrateful, how could he mistake him for someone else when they first met?He should have thought of Chen Qing immediately.

The gentle wind from the river messed up Chen Qing's hair and Shen Shuyan's melancholy.

"What are you thinking about? By now, it's time for him to get married and have children." Shen Shuyan raised his hand, took off the crucian carp hanging from the hook, and shouted, "Get up and make soup."

Chen Qing opened his eyes tiredly, staring at a bucket of half-sized fish and muttering, "This is enough to make soup..."

"Do you still want to control your hunger?" Shen Shuyan joked, patted people on the head and scolded with a smile, "I still can't change the pragmatism"

"Farmers don't care about being arty, it's the most affordable to care about being full." Chen Qing rubbed his head, got up and lit firewood to cook soup.

The fresh and milky white fish soup, served with chopped green onion and coriander, is really delicious and makes people want to swallow their tongues.After drinking the fish soup, Shen Shuquan slowly leaned back to the shore with his oars.

"Get hungry, I'll take you to taste Guangcuilou's famous dishes today, it's guaranteed to be spicy enough to make you cry." Shen Shujiu knew that Chen Qing liked spicy food, so he specially reserved a private room for his virtuous brother.

As soon as it was spicy, Chen Qing's eyes widened, and he jumped to the shore and urged, "Say it earlier! Let's go~"

"Haha..." Shen Shucan laughed, changed his strict and polite demeanor, and pulled Chen Qing into the car, "Go back to the city!"

The little servant got the order, raised his whip and yelled, "Fight!...Master is in a good mood today"

"Having a good companion by your side, why doesn't it make people ecstatic?" Shen Shuquan was so proud that it made Chen Qing laugh out loud, "I'm afraid it's because no one accompanied you before."

"Huh? Let's just say it..." Shen Shuquan replied with a smile on his face.

After entering the city, you can no longer ride your horse and whip your whip. The carriage slowly drove to the gate of Guangcui Building, and the servant shouted, "Master, we are here! The cars of Lord Sun and Lord Yu are parked outside. It must be the yamen's lunch break." Went out for food”

Shen Shuzhen scolded with a smile, "They eat their food, what does it have to do with us?"

The boy scratched his head and smiled foolishly, and hurriedly put the pedals on and asked someone to get off the car.His master doesn't like to join in the fun, and he doesn't like to drink and chat with his colleagues, so how could he forget it.

The two turned to the main entrance, and saw Mr. Sun leading several colleagues in, and when they met Shen Shuyan, they laughed and joked, "Shen Zhengsi is also interested in coming to Guangcui Building for food today?"

"If you can come, why can't I?" Shen Shuzheng rarely let go of his official position, and chatted in a friendly manner.

"Hahaha... It's better to meet by chance than to invite each other. By coincidence, let me be the host today, so we can sit down and chat together?" Sun Fuquan bowed his hand to invite.

Shen Shuquan glanced at Chen Qing, and refused regretfully, "It's a pity that I'm also the host, I'm afraid I have to politely reject Mrs. Sun's kindness."

"What's the problem? How about inviting this little brother to the table together?" Ma Xuedong narrowed his eyes slightly, and looked at Shen Shuyan tentatively.

This guy usually walks and walks alone, seldom eats together with others, and he doesn't know what the background of this jade-faced brother is. Looking at his gorgeous attire, he must have some family background.

Everyone's thoughts were active, so they couldn't help but pull the two of them into the box, and then said, "Don't lose face to Mr. Sun~ What I tasted today was seafood shipped from the South China Sea. You also opened your eyes and missed it." It’s hard to find such delicacies”

Shen Shuyan was disrespectful, so he could only smile apologetically at Chen Qing.Chen Qing didn't take it seriously, and said in a low voice, "It doesn't cost money, and I don't eat for free."

"Isn't it good? Doesn't this take Mr. Sun as a victim?" Shen Shuyan raised his eyebrows pretending to be surprised.

"Pfft~ I just love to kill people who are taken advantage of! Who made him love to show off?" Chen Qing thought of Liang Zijun, bowing his head in joy.

"What's so fun? Let's talk to everyone." Ma Xuedong took an excuse to chat.

Shen Shuquan stopped Ma Xuedong with one hand, and explained to Chen Qing, "My virtuous brother doesn't like to joke, I'm afraid he will feel uncomfortable and deliberately tease him."

"Yo~ I don't know that Shen Zhengsi is so funny?" Ma Xuedong winked at everyone, and soon he drew his attention to Chen Qing.

Seeing the situation, Shen Shuquan had no choice but to introduce him to everyone, and he boasted, "Although my virtuous brother is a countryman, his character and knowledge are absolutely comparable to others. Even my elder brother has been helped by him many times." "

"Really? I can't tell that Brother Chen is such a righteous person. Come on, let me toast you a glass on behalf of everyone." Sun Binquan took the lead in inviting wine.

Chen Qing couldn't push it but had to drink it with his head up. After drinking, he immediately felt that it was not good!

This wine is much stronger than sweet-scented osmanthus. Seeing other people standing up and preparing to toast, they hurriedly cupped their hands and bowed.

Seeing that his face was blushing and he didn't seem to be lying, Shen Shuyan also stood up to block the drink for him, "Ah Qing never lies, I'm afraid it's because he really has no capacity for alcohol...Everyone, can you save face and don't embarrass my good brother again. "

At the beginning, they gave up before the excitement started, and everyone felt a little unhappy, so they made some jokes about Chen Qing's drunkenness.

Shen Shuyan didn't like their wanton laughter, just wanted to reprimand him, but Chen Qing patted him and said, "Forget it, don't hit the smiling face, let's talk later."

It's no wonder that Ma Xuedong loves to grab Chen Qing and joke, my virtuous brother is already handsome, but now his cheeks are glowing, he really looks a bit better than the handsome man in Beijing.

A table full of fish feasts was set up, and by the time the dishes were served, Chen Qing's wine had almost sobered up.

Anyone who is knowledgeable in Beijing has eaten sea fish, so everyone didn't pay attention to the delicious food. They only praised that today they can taste seafood in summer with the help of Mr. Sun.

Sun Binquan entertained guests wantonly, so naturally he wouldn't just show his eyes with sea fish, and announced with a hook of his mouth, "Wait a minute! How can such ordinary things be used to entertain colleagues? These inferior things are not the only ones that have been bought by traveling thousands of miles away. goods……"

"Could it be that there are some rare things that haven't been served? Don't be a fool," Ma Xuedong immediately yelled.

Everyone was also curious about what kind of seafood Sun Binquan planned to use for the main event, and urged them to leave quickly after a few compliments.

Sun Bin fully supported the scene before he asked someone to bring a large pot of pipa shrimp to the table.

Everyone, look at me and I look at you, but none of them have seen such weird things.

Sun Binquan took the live shrimp from the clerk's hand, and introduced triumphantly, "Let's look at the living thing first. This is called a mantis shrimp. Because its abdomen resembles the strings of a lute, and it can make crackling sounds, it is called a pipa shrimp. Dumb people on the seashore also like to eat shrimp." It's called Shrimp Board, take a quick look, does it look like a washboard?..."

It is said that shrimps are not like shrimps, their hard armor is sharp and thorny, it is really weird, some people got up and ran away in fright on the spot.

Isn't this Pipi shrimp?Seeing that they were rare and strange, Chen Qing couldn't help laughing to himself.

Shen Shuyan was also a little apprehensive, but he saw that the virtuous brother was not surprised and did not seem to be fake, so he asked in a low voice, "Have you ever seen this thing before? This thing is covered in strange armor, can it really be eaten?"

"Well, it's delicious." Chen Qing licked the corners of his mouth, and started to eat only after the bully had finished showing off.

How long has it been since he ate prawns?Damn, it's okay if I didn't see it, but when I saw it, I really ticked off the gluttons.

Sun Bin had had enough of playing, so he wiped his hands and greeted everyone to try it out.

But this monster looks scary, who dares to try it first?Maybe it's embarrassing if you don't know how to eat.Therefore, everyone just caught fish silently, and no one was willing to be the first person to test the medicine.

Chen Qing waited for a while, and the hala was about to flow out, and these guys were still cautious and refused to make a move.

When Chen Qing couldn't bear it any longer, Sun Bin made a move!

I saw him pick one up with his hand, and showed it ostentatiously, "I was lucky enough to taste it once, everyone, look carefully, this shrimp is delicious, but it is very easy to hurt your hands if you are not careful..."

Chen Qing didn't care about how he grilled the prawns. When he saw him doing it, he immediately picked up one, flipped the prawn's shell, and pulled off the tail... until his mouth was full of delicious flavors, he smacked the corner of his mouth and muttered "delicious~ "

Shen Shuquan asked with a smile, "Really?"

Chen Qing hurriedly peeled one for him, "Try it quickly, it's delicious."

Sun Bin was stunned halfway through, and everyone at the table was also stunned... Could it be that this person is really hiding his secrets?

Everyone scanned the pile of shrimp shells on the table, looking at the mantis shrimp held in Sun Binquan's hand... Uh, not to mention that the peeled skin is beyond recognition, there is still very little shrimp meat left, I really can't compare it, have you eaten it before? Just know.

Sun Binquan smiled with twitching eyes, "Brother Chen was born in the sea?"

Chen Qing shook her head in wonder, with half a shrimp stuffed in her mouth.Seeing that everyone was looking at him now, it was only then that he realized that he had stolen the limelight from the protagonist, and hurriedly swallowed the shrimp and wiped his hands with a smile, "Although I am not a stranger at the seaside, I was lucky enough to eat it once, and I also learned how to eat it from others." of"

After hearing his explanation, everyone laughed and said a few words to smooth things over for Sun Bin.

"Actually, this shrimp is also easy to peel, as long as you use the right method, it will not hurt your hands." Seeing his embarrassed face, Chen Qing didn't want to bully the big guy anymore, so he quickly taught a few people present the quick and convenient method of peeling shrimp.

Chen Qing is used to peeling prawns with bare hands. He only needs to peel the shells from the fourth quarter from the head down. In order to take care of adults who are not very good at hands-on, Chen Qing also showed how to use chopsticks to peel prawns.

That is to break off the tail of the shrimp, then insert the chopsticks from the tail against the back of the shrimp, and break the shell of the shrimp hard in two directions respectively, so that the whole shrimp meat can be exposed intact.

This method is simple and easy to learn, and it is very convenient for everyone to imitate. Shen Shuyan borrowed chopsticks to pry open the shrimp shell, and did not forget to show Chen Qing "how?"

"Yeah, next time I'll poke it until the end." Chen Qing taught while eating, and quickly peeled half a pot of prawns before he was satisfied. "Thank you, Mr. Sun, for your hospitality."

Sun Binquan coughed secretly. He wanted to show off in front of his colleagues, but was humiliated by this kid. It was not easy to get angry at the moment, so he could only ask in a muffled voice, "Have Brother Chen ever eaten crabs?"

"Well, I have eaten." There are many river crabs in the pond near Chenjiagou. In summer and autumn, they are often caught to steal their mouths. It's a pity that people in the village don't like to eat this stuff. It's troublesome to eat less meat. So apart from his brother and sister, few people would compete with them to catch crabs.

"Then have you ever eaten sea crabs?" Sun Binquan gritted his teeth and brought out the sea crabs he had secretly hidden.

"Is there?" Chen Qing looked as if he could still eat half a bowl, and Sun Bin's intestines were green in regret.Everyone laughed and scolded him for hiding it, and before the master could speak, they called the waiter to bring it quickly.

Chen Qing ate a round belly, and everyone took the opportunity to taste it.

During the dinner, when discussing how to eat sea crabs, Chen Qingzhi said everything, which also changed everyone's opinion of him greatly, sweeping away the unhappiness of the previous toast.