My Panda Cohabitant

The meal was extremely lively, and the vampire was very lively. At least in Ji Shang's view, this polite foreigner had an attitude closer to that of a normal human being, no matter in terms of food or etiquette.After dinner, Xiaolu went to wash the dishes, and the group moved to the front of the TV. The vampire finally showed his "fox tail" in the selection of TV programs.

"Liu Laogen is pretty good-looking." Mr. Vampire sat gracefully on a second-hand wicker chair bought at a roadside shop for 80 yuan, raised his teacup to the TV, "Let's just watch this."

Ji Shang's action of peeling the fruit only stopped for a second and then continued. This situation is now acceptable, much more acceptable than Liu Yan using "beep--" as a weapon.After peeling the apples and handing them to Liu Jian, he picked up the remote control and threw it to the vampire, saying, "Just order it as you like at home."

The vampire switched channels enthusiastically, switching back and forth between various fresh rural dramas and anti-Japanese dramas, never tired of it.Liu Bian sat on the ground, of course, with the unsolvable dragon rope wrapped around his arm, and quickly wiped out the apples in the bowl. When he handed the bowl back to Ji Shang, he received a merciless answer: "I still have to eat and cut it myself."

Liu Yan raised his head and said expressionlessly: "You cut it better."

Ji Shang sneered and peeled the oranges, saying, "I'm not your slave."

Liu Bian was silent for a few seconds, laying his hands on the ground to show his body.The giant panda moved in front of Ji Shang, held the bowl under Ji Shang's eyelids with two paws, blinked a pair of beautiful almond eyes a few times, and said in an angry voice: "Apple."

Season merchant: "..."

The result is self-evident, there is only half of a box of apples left in one night, and the reason why the remaining half is because Ji Shang really doesn't want to peel it anymore, so he forced himself into the bedroom with Liu Yan's pitiful eyes, and closed the door Pretend not to see.

Ji Shang didn't dare to leave the bedroom overnight.

The technicians came slower than everyone expected, day after day, the same thing started to happen in Ji Shang's house.Liu Bian and the ghosts have no psychological barriers to getting along with an unlicensed peddler. When he couldn't help asking the question "You can't take him to the police station or a detention room", Liu Bian had a serious look on his face. He answered as a matter of course: "The room over there can't hold non-human beings."

"Then go to your prison and get one that can be locked up."

"We don't keep petty criminals like that in our prisons."

"why?"

"Because the prison investment is too large, it is built very small, and light criminals have no place at all."

Mr. Vampire was at the side when he said these words, and he smiled and nodded to Ji Shang after listening.For a moment, his heart felt cold, and he had a very bad premonition. A few days later, the premonition came true.

Mr. Vampire has always been very polite during the "storage" period, and Ji Shang felt that he had even reached the point of flattery. Unfortunately, this man has never been in labor, never helped with housework, eats very fast, and sleeps with Liu Jie.In the early morning of the second day after the vampire's arrival, as soon as he entered the living room, he was shocked to find a little bat snoring comfortably on the huge panda's thick fur mountain.He immediately felt intense jealousy, and even wanted to go to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife and chop this guy into eight pieces.

Most importantly, the vampire has been acting with Liu Biao, and he can't carry out the plan to sleep with Liu Bian - this is the idea that came up after seeing the bat lying on the panda.

Fortunately, five days later, Liu Jie brought good news: "The technicians have arrived, and the dragon rope will be untied tomorrow."

Ji Shang was extremely excited by the news, and began to prepare how to hug Liu Bian to sleep. When he asked hundreds of poses on the website and was looking forward to it, a group of uninvited guests broke his plan.

It was very cold that day, and things like the cold spring have never troubled Ji Shang, but it was perfect to be able to sleep with Liu Jian under this excuse.He fantasized about all kinds of good things, and after stepping into the house, he shouted energetically, "I'm back, Xiao...", but he couldn't utter the words after that, because a translucent guy floated in front of his eyes.

He couldn't see what it was like, it was too fast, and it passed by in a blink of an eye.During this period of time, he has experienced many things and seen many things he has never seen before, but facing a thing that is infinitely similar to a ghost and has a 99.99% chance of being a ghost, as a normal person with a broad mind, he still froze. the door.

"Liu, Liu, Liu Bian?" After finally squeezing his voice out of his throat, Ji Shang found that the house was full of ghosts, and these things filled his sight, that is to say, he still had several years of loan The house turned into a haunted house, "Liu Bian!? Liu Bian!!"

"What's the matter?" A deep voice sounded beside him, Ji Shang quickly turned his head, and saw Liu Yan coming out from the corridor leading to the balcony, of course with a vampire.

"What's going on here?" Ji Shang pointed to a half-headed ghost passing by, "How did these guys get here?"

"Oh, they are setting up a surveillance system." The vampire answered in front of Liu Biao, and Liu Biao also stopped talking very naturally, as if he was happy to have someone speak for him, "It's not easy, I've been busy with this all day today .”

Ji Shang pondered for a while, and said carefully: "Why did they install a surveillance system in my house?"

"Because they want to spy on me."

"Oh?" Ji Shang asked more carefully, "Why should I monitor you?"

"Because the technicians who tied the dragon rope came, my sentence came down. From now on, I will be under the supervision of Liu Jian to serve, so your house should be reinforced to prevent me from escaping."

Ji Shang exhaled and inhaled, inhaled and exhaled, and tried to calm down for a long time before he squeezed out the words: "Why did you lock you up in my house?"

"Because I'm supervised by Liu Jie."

"Okay, let me make it clearer." Ji Shang asked tirelessly, "Why didn't you be put in jail? Sorry, I'm not targeting you."

"I understand, don't worry." The vampire said gracefully, "Actually, this matter is easy to explain, because there is no prison for light criminals."

"..."

Ji Shang stared at Liu Jian covetously, and said as kindly as possible: "Why do you want to transform my house into a prison?"

"because there's none……"

"I mean, you supervise him, why should you close my house?"

Liu Yan showed that classic idiot expression again, and said, "Because I live in your house."

Ji Shang didn't ask stupid questions like "Why do you live in my house?" He now needs to take deep breaths to keep his inner peace. Anyway, he is an adult male with normal IQ and restraint. Point "little things" and worry about it.When he calmed down, he turned his head and saw a giant panda with a bat lying on its head sitting on the ground in a cute and cute posture, staring at him blankly.

"What are you doing as a panda?"

After a few seconds, Liu Yan said with some hesitation: "I think...you seem unhappy."

Ji Shang grinned, slowly burst into a smile, and said word by word: "Yuan, you are so smart."

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I still want to change the normal update time... orz