My Panda Cohabitant

In the end, there was still no one to feed Liu Jie, and he had been nagging about it for a long time, seeming to be rather resentful.

Ji Shang himself had another idea, so he chased Liu Jie and asked, "Do you want to eat bamboo?"

"Don't eat."

"Where are the steamed buns?"

Liu Yan woke up from the dazed state of looking out the window, slowly turned his head, stared at Ji Shang for a few seconds with a puzzled expression on his face, and said, "I'm not Liu Zou."

Ji Shang's face was a little red, but he still bit the bullet and said out of the desire in his heart: "You must be a panda after all."

Confusion began to appear in Liu Yan's eyes, but he still answered honestly: "Yes."

"Then you have eaten bamboo too?"

"Yes."

"How about eating bamboo for lunch today?"

"Don't eat."

"..."

No matter how intimidating and tempting Ji Shang is, Liu Jie is unwilling to eat bamboo. He will not accept any steamed buns, snacks, and biscuits related to bamboo, even if Ji Shang puts forward the condition of "you can eat whatever you want in the future", he will not accept it. .

Ji Shang was helpless, and asked, "Why don't you want to eat bamboo?"

"Unappetizing."

"Your body is a panda!"

"I'm not a panda now."

This answer was impeccable, Ji Shang was speechless for a long time, but had no choice but to give up.This incident had a "profound" impact on him, and his enthusiasm for Liu Bian was also greatly affected.

"You will make me very sad." Ji Shang persuaded "affectionately", "My feelings for you will be shaken."

During this period of time, Liu Bian was always taught by such words. Lessons came and went, and he also came back to it, hesitantly said: "What is missing now is not my feelings for you? As long as I become a panda, you Would you still not like me?"

Ji Shang decisively changed the subject: "What are you going to do with that vampire?"

"Go again."

Liu Yan did what he said, jumped up and walked out, but Ji Shang rushed over and hugged his waist tightly: "Don't worry, I'll take you there, put on your clothes and go out!"

Ji Shang was already going to work, and after pulling the well-dressed Liu Yan into the car, he asked with some anticipation: "Aren't you going to bring Liu Zou with you?"

"That guy is too much of a hindrance, and he fought seriously last time." Liu Jie said seriously, "You have to be strategic in fighting, and if anything happens, the director will trouble me."

Ji Shang didn't want to complain about the words of "playing seriously", he asked curiously: "If something really happens, it would be good to fire Liu Zou, since he is a temporary worker anyway."

"But I'm a regular worker." Liu Jie said incomprehensibly.

Ji Shang didn't say anything more, he thought it was boring to explain the unspoken rules of human society to a panda.When he was going to work, he would pass by St. Paul's Church, where he would put Liu Jian down. Seeing this guy walk in among the churchgoers, he couldn't help feeling a little worried.The two pandas couldn't fight that day, and today Liu Yan didn't know if he could do it alone. After thinking about it, judging from the "fighting" scene that day, it's okay if he doesn't win, right?

That being said, it's impossible not to worry.

All morning, the Jishang class was absent-minded, browsing the webpage and looking out the window for a while, worrying about what happened to Liu Bian. After all, he only knew the surface of Liu Bian's world. What if he was serious and cruel?It looks quite "civilized" on the surface, but there must be some dark and deep things in places he doesn't understand, right?

As soon as it was time to get off work, Ji Shang rushed out of the office and headed straight for the house.Fortunately, when he opened the door, Liu Yan was sitting in front of the window, still looking like an idiot, Xiaoyao was serving the food, everything was normal, he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, "Are you okay?"

"En." Liu Yan turned his head when he heard the words, and said calmly.

"How's the bat?"

"not complete."

Ji Shang took a careful look at Liu Jian's appearance, he was upright, and there were no bruises on his face, so he said with confidence: "How did you hit him?"

"It's almost the same as that day." Liu Jie said without turning his head, "But this time I got some special weapons."

As soon as Ji Shang heard "it's almost the same as that day", he lost interest, and while sitting down at the dinner table, he asked casually, "What weapon?"

"Poop."

Ji Shang looked at a table of delicious dishes, and instantly lost his appetite.

"Liu Zou said that last time he used poop to make a fake image that worked so well that he didn't even see the cakes." Liu Bian said seriously, "So I brought some this time, because I wanted to be a clone at the same time It was attacking, but the vampire seemed to be afraid of it, so I just threw it at it."

Nonsense, who is not afraid?

Ji Shang said something silently in his heart, and asked: "Then you should have won, why haven't you finished yet?"

"As soon as the vampire was stained with poop, he screamed and smashed through the church window and flew away. I saw someone coming and had to leave, so I didn't catch him."

Ji Shang tried to act as if nothing had happened, but finally put down his chopsticks silently, and couldn't help but ask, "Why do you always use poop?"

"Convenient."

"I mean, there are no other materials that can be used to cast spells?"

Liu Bian thought for a while and said, "Yes."

"Why not?"

"inconvenient."

Ji Shang was silent for a few seconds, and said, "Don't you think it's unclean?"

Seeing Ji Shang's distorted expression, Liu Jie added: "I don't think so." After a pause, his brows and eyes changed, and he suddenly said, "Do you despise me?"

Ji Shang was startled, and blurted out: "Why should I dislike you?"

"Because my body is a beast."

"What happened to the beast?"

"Among monsters and spirits, monsters transformed from beasts are the most despised, because they are still ignorant, their minds are not pure, and they often reveal their animal nature."

Ji Shang was a little surprised, but he kept saying: "No, no, absolutely not! I think you and Xiaolu Xiaoyao are very cute!"

"Ghosts are purer, and they don't eat the fireworks of the world. Ghosts are humans originally, and their minds are more mature." Liu Yan showed a confused expression when he said this, like a child encountering something he doesn't understand. "Only ghosts cannibalize the world." Fireworks, and the mind is not open, so it is inferior."

Ji Shang didn't expect such a thing at all. In his opinion, majestic beasts should be more powerful than plants. When Liu Jie caught the small medicine, he was very straightforward. Hearing about the classification of monsters and ghosts, he I thought it was just a difference in race, but now that I think about it, Xiaoyao's metaphor of race may have other meanings.

He looked at Xiaoyao, who was dodging his eyes, and asked, "How do monsters and ghosts rank?"

"Spirits and monsters."

Ji Shang nodded and replied with a smile: "It's okay, I just like a monster like you."

Liu Bian's face didn't change much, but his body relaxed obviously, he stopped talking and started to eat.Ji Shang noticed Xiao Yao's disappointed expression, and secretly wrote it down.

The next day, Liu Yan went to subdue the "vampire" as usual. Although Ji Shang wanted to tell him not to bring "special weapons" again, he was afraid that he would think wildly, so he just encouraged him and sent him there.After get off work, as usual, the vampire escaped.

On the third day, Liu Bian went there again, but this time there was some progress. When Ji Shang arrived home, he found bloodstains all over the floor, and Liu Bian sat in front of the window in a daze with his body covered in dried blood.

"The vampire said it was a counterattack against a special weapon." Liu Jie explained, "He is at the end of his skills, and I can catch him next time."

"Okay, it's great!" Ji Shang encouraged him a bit, and he was completely relieved.

On the fourth day, when Ji Shang got home, he heard that Liu Jian had come back in the morning, because the vampire had a rest today, so he came back early.

"When I'm not around, you just stare at the window all day like this?"

"I'm still sleeping."

"Ok."

On the fifth day, Liu Bian made a breakthrough.

As soon as Ji Shang opened the door of his house, he heard Mandarin with a perfect accent: "Hello, I heard that your food here is very delicious?"

He looked up, and saw a vampire with a feminine face sitting at the expensive dining table and greeting him with a smile.

Season merchant: "..."

Sitting on the other side, Liu Yan raised his left hand to show the gold thread wrapped around it: "I borrowed a bundled dragon rope from the logistics department of the community office, but the director said that no one has used it for too long, and I forgot the unlocking password. The technicians are here, so I have to take him with me temporarily."

The vampire also raised his right hand wrapped with the gold thread, and said, "I will disturb you during this time."

After greeting the vampire with a bright smile, Ji Shang finally understood one thing: never use the past experience with gods and monsters to look at Liu Bian.

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There is another update tonight to supplement yesterday's update. This update time should be very normal!