Everyone wants to hack me, how can I break [Network]

After quickly throwing the damn box of vibrators home, Qi Yuan and Tang Yuan finally went out together and rushed towards the cinema.

On the way there, Qi Yuan tried his best to find various topics to talk about, so that the neighbor could quickly forget the embarrassment of the vibrator just now.

When the two of them arrived at the cinema, Qi Yuan's voice was about to burst into smoke.

"Go over there and wait for a while, I'll redeem the ticket." Qi Yuan shook his phone at Tang Yuan, and then ran to the automatic ticket exchange machine to redeem the ticket.

Because the ticket he bought also brought two coupons for a popcorn + coke set meal for one person, so after he redeemed the ticket, he went to the eating area at the counter to redeem the popcorn set meal.

He was in line behind a couple who couldn't stop choosing a popcorn coke.

Qi Yuan got impatient waiting behind, so he looked over the head of the girl in front and looked at the little brother behind the counter who was busy making Coke.

This little guy has a handsome face and is about 1.8 meters tall. His face is not full of smiles like other staff members, but a light expression, but it doesn't make people feel alienated because he doesn't smile, but it makes people feel alienated. People can't help but want to strike up a conversation with him.

When the young couple finally finished shopping and left slowly, Qi Yuan took a step forward, handed over the two redemption coupons, and asked aloud, "Can I combine the two single-person meals into one double-person meal?"

The little brother probably has never met a customer who would make such a request before, so he couldn't help but raise his eyelids and glance at him, and then said: "It's okay, but don't you feel it's a loss?"

Qi Yuan is a CV himself, and is relatively sensitive to voices, so when this little brother makes a sound, his eyes light up.

Unexpectedly, this little brother's voice is quite pleasant.

He smiled and said deliberately: "It's okay, I like to eat like this with my boyfriend."

The little brother didn't say anything, turned around and drank two glasses of Coke, and handed him a big bucket of popcorn.

Qi Yuan carried the pile of things back to the rest area, turned around but didn't see Tang Yuan, just wondering, Tang Yuan suddenly walked over from the direction he just came from.

Qi Yuan breathed a sigh of relief, and when he approached, he handed him the Coke and joked, "I thought you slipped away halfway."

Tang Yuan took the Coke, stuffed the phone into his trouser pocket with the other hand, and responded calmly: "I also thought you decided to change someone to accompany you to watch a movie."

Qi Yuan blinked, but didn't understand what he meant.

It just so happened that the broadcast announced that it was their turn to check the tickets for this film, Tang Yuan said, "Go and check the tickets."

The two lined up to check tickets one after the other, and entered the venue sequentially with the crowd.

After going in and finding a seat, Qi Yuan handed over the popcorn in his arms and motioned Tang Yuan to eat it together.

Advertisements are being played continuously on the front screen, and there are couples talking in low voices all around.

Qi Yuan took a sneak peek, and saw that the surroundings were basically little girls and people around them each holding a bucket, eating their own, and occasionally tilting their heads to exchange a few words, what's more, they didn't even communicate. Alone, holding a mobile phone and quickly typing and chatting with fingers, it's not interesting.

Qi Yuan snorted in his heart, and secretly complained that the reason why the big and small buckets of popcorn are designed is to distinguish between loving dogs and single dogs. Those who buy single-person meals every time, no wonder they can only be single dogs forever.

While thinking about it, he suddenly heard Tang Yuan say: "No, thank you."

Qi Yuan: "..."

Qi Xiaowang, who was still laughing at the single dog just now, was quickly slapped in the face by reality.

It didn't take long for the lights on the roof to dim, the movie started quickly, and the surroundings gradually became quiet.

Qi Yuan hugged the popcorn and stuffed a few into his mouth one after another, but because he was too full for dinner, he couldn't eat much before eating, and there were people sitting next to him, so he couldn't put the popcorn in his mouth. Put it on the next door, so I had no choice but to hold it by myself.

At the beginning of the film, there was a long foreshadowing, which he already knew when he read the spoilers of the film reviews. Although the plot before the foreshadowing did not have any ups and downs or explosive points, but the actors were all very good-looking. Licking has no effect.

In the middle and later stages, conflicts erupted in the previous plots, and the film suddenly became tense. However, because many people patronized and licked their faces in the early stage, many details were not noticed. When the conflicts broke out together, it was obvious that some places were still confused. Forced.

Qi Yuan was also one of the bewildered face-licking crowd. Seeing all kinds of messy plots coming one after another, he couldn't help muttering: "Why!"

Hearing his question, Tang Yuan turned to look at him, saw that he was staring at the screen unblinkingly with a pair of peach blossom eyes, but his expression was full of question marks, he couldn't help but slightly raised the corner of his mouth, and then Whispered to him in the simplest language and explained the relationship between the characters and the foreshadowing laid before.

Qi Yuan suddenly realized that his neighbor Mr. is so knowledgeable, and watching a movie with him really makes him feel better!

After watching the whole movie, Qi Yuan's head was swollen. If it wasn't for Tang Yuan telling him the previous foreshadowings when the movie was over and waiting for the easter egg, he would still be in a daze, which made him suspicious for a while. Is what I and he are watching a movie?

When they came out of the screening room, Qi Yuan was still reminiscing about the previous plot: "Where did you see all this, why didn't I see it?"

Tang Yuan put his hands in his pockets, and said calmly, "Because what I'm watching is the plot, what you're watching is the face."

Qi Yuan: "..."

Tell the truth!Besides, besides the face, he also has the onlookers to see if the basic relationship between the little supporting role and the master is good!

The two walked out of the gate of the cinema, and walked home together. When they reached the gate, Qi Yuan suddenly grabbed Tang Yuan and said, "Hero Tang, please give me your mobile phone number. It will be more convenient to ask you to watch a movie next time."

Tang Yuan raised his eyebrows: "Is it more convenient to make an appointment to watch a movie or have a meal?" While talking, he asked for Qi Yuan's mobile phone, and entered his mobile phone number on it.

Qi Yuan, who successfully got his mobile phone number, didn't bother arguing with him about whether to eat or not. After saving the mobile phone number, he called him back, and then went home contented.

Tang Yuan watched Qi Yuan's door close in front of his eyes before walking towards his own door.

He took out the key and fastened the door lock, and took out his mobile phone by the way, intending to save Qi Yuan's number, but before he could finish typing his name, a call came in suddenly.

Tang Yuan looked at the two big characters "Tan Lin" that kept flashing on the display, and couldn't help frowning, then he quickly opened the door to enter, and at the same time connected the phone.

As soon as the phone was connected, Tan Lin asked straight to the point: "Did you go to the movies today?"

Tang Yuan: "Yes."

Tan Lin's tone suddenly became a little aggressive: "Didn't you say that you have something to do at night? What you mean by something is to watch movies with others? Don't you hate watching movies the most!"

Holding the phone in one hand, Tang Yuan changed his shoes into the room with one hand: "What I do with anyone has nothing to do with you."

Tan Lin choked for a moment, and knew that his temper was a little impatient just now, so he slowed down and said, "I really want to talk to you about something about the thesis. You also know that my vacation is not long this time. , I have to finish my thesis before I go back."

Tang Yuan went to the TV cabinet and looked through the calendar, and said, "There is still a program to be written in the past two days, and the demo will be handed in on Sunday, in the evening."

Thank you Tan Linqian, and finally couldn't help but want to gossip: "The one you watched a movie with tonight, why does it look familiar to me? Who is it?"

"It has nothing to do with you." Tang Yuan hung up the phone decisively after giving him these four words.

Two days later, it was Sunday. Qi Yuan received a call from Tianya Dubu early in the morning, saying that he had arrived in M ​​city next door, and he would come to visit him in the afternoon after tidying up and getting some sleep. Simply get up and take a shower and prepare to write a paper for a while.

In the middle of writing, a shaking window suddenly popped up on the screen, it was planning.

Planning-Xi Yan Gai: Silly Mom Zao (*/ω＼*) I have already made a demo of the late Jun. Are you free now, let me send you a listen?

Qi Yuan started typing: Alright, thank you for your hard work, please send it^_^

He received the documents sent by the planner, put on headphones and listened carefully twice, the first time he listened to the whole, and the second time he followed the listening to record all the places he thought were discordant, and then organized them into a TXT and sent them back Give planning.

Planning-Xi Yan Gai: (⊙o⊙) The silly mother listened very carefully, and everyone didn't understand some details.

Qi Yuan thought to himself, if they were pinched a few more times, they would probably become so sensitive.

Ye Yuan Xibai: In fact, the overall feeling is already very good. It can be seen that I have a solid foundation in the later stage, but I am just striving for perfection.

Planning-Xi Yan Gai: We must pursue this spirit when we are making dramas ο(=·ω<=)ρ⌒☆I feel that our late masters should be the same~ I will ask other people for their opinions and summarize them together~

Ye Yuan Xi Bai: Let's go ο (=·ω<=)ρ⌒☆

After forking out the dialog box, Qi Yuan continued to write the paper for another two hours, until he finally couldn't write a single word, so he saved and closed the document.

Then he called and ordered a casual takeaway. While waiting for the meal, he poked Qing Han's profile picture and sent a picture of a shy and muscular man flirting.

Qinghan: ……………

Qinghan: Your taste is becoming more and more unique.

Qi Yuan smiled and typed: I have many more unique ones here, do you want to see them?

Qinghan: Get rolling!I'm shooting in the studio, who wants to see your pictures with no limit o(￣ヘ￣o#)

Ye Yuan Xibai: You haven't watched too much [pick nose]

Qinghan: I can see it →_→ You are here to find fault!Is it because your neighbor Mr. ignored you recently, and you are idle growing grass.

This was really half guessed by Qing Han.

The two haven't seen each other since watching the movie that day.

Although Qi Yuan saved Tang Yuan's mobile phone number, and Tang Yuan's Penguin number was also listed in the list, but for no reason, he couldn't always harass people.

First of all, people also have their own life circle, and it is inevitable to feel bored to always check their presence.Secondly, they are just neighbors, they may not even be called friends. Although Qi Yuan has a good impression of him, he has no close friendship with each other, and he still doesn't understand each other's temperament. From the current point of view, there is a big gap in interests and hobbies , he has no reason to harass others.

Besides, judging from his two-day door-to-door observation, the neighbor seems to have never been out of the house, or he went out too early and came back too late. In short, apart from seeing the uncle of the opposite door often holding a red silk fan or a small handkerchief, Qi Yuan Humming a song and going out, he never saw anyone passing by his door again.

He couldn't help sighing deeply, life is really lonely as snow.

Qi Yuan sighed, tapped the keyboard and replied: Is it so obvious [desperate eyes]

Qinghan: Your mood is all written on your face, okay→_→

Ye Yuan Xibai: But you didn't see my face either [desperate eyes]

Qinghan: Even through the screen, I can feel the cocky breath coming out of your body. Is it because I haven’t watched a porn for a long time, so I’m hungry and thirsty?

Ye Yuan Xibai: After watching the short film, I was also hungry and thirsty [desperate eyes]

Qinghan: You need a masturbation cup →_→

Ye Yuan Xibai: Get out!

Qinghan: You need an inflatable doll →_→

Yeyuan Xibai: Rolling (╯‵口′)╯︵┻━┻

Speaking of this, Qi Yuan suddenly remembered that there was something he hadn't told Qing Han.

Ye Yuan Xibai: Damn, you're ashamed to say, I haven't settled with you yet!

Qinghan: [Looks confused]

Ye Yuan Xibai: Last time you said you would bring me a special product [pick nose] What the hell kind of special product is that vibrator (#‵′)

Qinghan: ╮(╯＿╰)╭Didn’t you say you wanted to come? Before I left, I said I would bring you benefits back, but now you’re blaming me after bringing them back╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭ ∩╮It's really hard to serve!

Ye Yuan Xibai: When you bring it back, you should tell me anyway [打JB]

Qinghan: [shocked face] With such a big reaction, did you accidentally give the vibrator to the neighbor?

When Qi Yuan thought of the scene when Tang Yuan returned the vibrator to him that day, he felt hopeless.

Ye Yuan Xibai: Hmm [desperate eyes]

Qinghan was quiet for a few minutes, and then directly threw a phone call.

As soon as Qi Yuan picked it up, he heard a barbell-like laughter from over there: "Hahahahahahaha!"

"Enough laughing." Qi Yuan gritted his teeth, the veins on his forehead twitched.

"Wait, I'll tell you from another place." There was a running sound on the other end of the phone, and after a while, Qinghan laughed again: "That's amazing, my brother, just now I saw you said that you really put that thing Here it is, Mr. Neighbor, I was so excited that I kicked the power cord of the softbox flying."

Qi Yuan: "Hehe!"

Qinghan's soul of gossip has been burned by Qi Yuanliao: "Hey, tell me quickly, what is your neighbor's expression when he sees that thing."

He didn't wait for Qi Yuan to open his mouth, and he had already made up his mind one step at a time: "I guess he will look confused at first, then he will understand in seconds, and then he will try to find a way to test whether you are intentional or sincere, in case he returns it to you. When you show the reaction of 'what is this, why are you giving me this', then you are probably hinting something to him."